ok, what happens is the first person makes a wish, then the next person corrupts said wish and makes another wish

ex

"I wish for a puppy"
"Granted, but it pees on your carpet. I wish to be the smartest man on earth."
"Granted, but..."
and so an and so on

Ill start:

I wish i ruled the world.

Granted. here's an unmarked ruler.

I wish I had superpowers

Granted; you can now make toy poodles blink on command.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you are now a fly ready to be eaten by a chameleon.

I wish I ACTUALLY have a spaceship. ^_^

Granted, you're aboard a Borg Cube.

I wish you were here.

Granted, You're assimilated to the Borg.
Resistance IS futile!!

I wish for lot's of money.

Sure, here's one billion deutsch marks for you.

I wish for a non fattening, cheap, tasty, healthy hamburger delivered to me in bed by a hot chick by which I mean a girl not a chicken.

Ok, but before you get your hands on anything the universe collapses in on itself in a spectacular implosion.

I wish for world peace.

And so indeed the world of Gragnar in Andromeda galaxy is peaceful.

I wish for bad things to happen.

Granted, no wish for you.

I wish for an unlimited supply of burgers