True or False? The next poster........
 

OK, so this is how this game works.

I start by making a statement like "The next poster likes Lemmings."

The next person answers either true or false, then makes their own statement.

Example:

"True, I LOVE Lemmings!

The next poster will post to the "Abandonia: Aftermath" thread."

That is the starting statement.

True that was the starting statement.

No one else will post on this thread.

True, no one will.

I am a perpetual liar who never, ever speak the truth.

False

I have even become a liar.

False.

The next poster will post to the "Abandonia: Aftermath" thread.

False

This statement is untrue.

True.

The next statement is false.
The previous statement is true.

True and False.

42.

False.

The next poster thinks I'm insane.

True, very true.

Tom waits

False.

I am also insane.

False.

The next poster will be AlumiuN.

False.

The next poster will contradict everything with his/her next post and hurl the Universe into chaos

True.

I am insane.

False, the rest of the world is.

Truth is, it's false.

This post is the wrong way round.

False.

.eslaF

.dnuor yaw gnorw eht si tsop sihT

False.

That post was being viewed through a mirror.

True

Little girls on tricycles means redrum

False.

The next poster is a Lemming in disguise.

False.

The next poster will watch a videoclip of Klaus Nomi

False,no one wacht it
The next poster will be about Daft Punk

False, it will be about the True or False? game

The next poster will scream in terror but then would laugh maniacally.

False, I laugh in terror and scream manically.

Games that look cool are the same games one suck in.

True

:hypno:

Mmmmm... is :hypno: the statement?

I was tempted to leave that as both the answer to the above and as the statement for the next poster.

The next poster will think that this post was absolutely unnecessary

:hypno:

:hypno:

False.

The next poster owns a computer running pure DOS.

True.

The next poster has an IQ higher than George W. Bush.

I'm not sure :ouch:

The next poster will really answer the last statement

False.

The next poster will say the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of True.

OMG! A PARADOX! If I say true, the statement will be false! But if I say false, the statement will be true! OMG! :blowup:



the next poster will bring everything back to normal

False.

The next poster knows how to have one's cake and eat it too.

True

The next poster will be attacked by lemmings while typing.

False, they're all my friends.

The next poster thinks this statement is correct:

"Computers are the only trustworthy things remaining in this universe."

False! DRM is turning our computer against us!

The next poster thinks the martian atmosphere is breathable

True

http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/a/ma...l/martian2.jpg

The next poster has no legs

False.

The next poster likes Lemmings

File not found

The next poster has a long beard with bread crumb on it.

False.

The next poster has 500-plus posts.

False.

The next poster has seen something sadder than this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pokechamp01/2536036515/

I hate to say it, but... False.

The next poster likes my signature, and can't help but nodding, while going ''Ah... Good old days.''

%40 true

The next poster has an evil twin

False. I am the evil twin.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2dhuqys.jpg

The next poster likes apple pie.

True.
Apple pie is awesome! All hail apple pie!

The next poster likes the Super Smash Brothers games.

false. never played this childish games :hihihi:

the next poster will show us a real GAME.

True.

http://www.classicamiga.com/images/s...rIIAGA_004.png

The next poster will wet his pants upon seeing this lovely screenshot.

False, I am pantless

The next poster will comment about my pantless state

False, "No comment......"

The next poster LOVES this screenshot:
http://www.abandonia.com/files/games/37/Lemmings_2.png:):):)

Very much true. (One of my favorite games, so obviously...)

The next poster doesn't know what game the dude on my avatar is from.

True. (Really, you like Lemmings too?)

The next poster thinks that destroying a computer with a sledgehammer (See post #41 at the top of the page) should be considered murder.

True. (And really, I do love Lemmings, too.)

The next poster believes making 25 Lemmings use the building skill (bricks), 10 using the block skill, 10 using the hack skill, and 5 using the dig skill, with 50 of them still walking about in an everyday (Lemming type of) manner, would end in a disaster of epic proportions.

True, more than likely.

The next poster is really hoping CDAccess gets that LAST COPY of Lemmings 3D sold so I can upload it!

False. The games should be still supported.


The next poster will think that there a lemming infestation at the forums.

True.

They're breaking through the firewall:
http://xigre.com/datatxt/media/2/200...emmings001.jpg
And they're IN:
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_m...ry_qjgenth.jpg

The next poster agrees with me:

"The Lemming invasion is a GOOD thing!"

False. They will march right over us all (unless someone takes control, and make one or more Lemmings block).

The next poster hopes, for my sake, that I ''nuked that level.''

False (I hardly even know you, nor who you are).

The next poster will click ''Post Quick Reply'' in order to reply. And he will find it satisfying.

False. I've never even used that thing.

The next poster will think I'm stupid for never using the quick reply thing.

False. More like ''a lover of... inconvenience...?''

The next poster is an old gnome.

True

The next poster thinks we would be happier as lemmings, and should all become lemmings.

False. Because if we were all lemmings, the ''march of death'' (as it is called) would come.... In time. Most of us would probably die. Especially if we chose to swim over the freakin' ocean.

The next poster thinks the Angry Video Game Nerd should stop bashing awesome games.

False, I don't know who he is?

The next poster will think that the apples are a kick-ass fruit

False.

The next poster likes my use of emoticons in the "this game" thread.

True:D

The next poster likes apple.

Hell yeah. Especially combined with pie.

The next user has a thing for me, but is afraid to admit it.

False. I didn't have anything for you.

The next poster will be Simoneer.

True that.

The next poster has a Pacman icon with 3 dots under his avatar.

False. I have 4:D

The next poster will have 3 big and 1 small dots uder his name, and he's a Game Freak.

True.

The next poster is inferior... to God.

False.

The next poster is going to write something in another topic.

True. Always.

The next poster likes his avatar.

True. My avatar is the best.

The next poster is a Hungarian.

False.

The next poster is, though.

True. Of course I am, yes!

The next poster will reply in a minute's time.

True!XD


The next poster will make another comment into this topic.

True. I have to.

The next poster will continue this game for sure.

True.

The next poster is from Sweden.

False, negative, etc. I'm still from Hungary.

The next poster will be a martian!

Damn right.

http://www.schoollibraryjournal.com/...he-martian.jpg

The next poster will be one as well.

False.

The next poster is like Looney Tunes.

No way. I resemble Manfred von Richthofen.

The next poster won't know who's Manfred von Richthofen.

True. (Who the hell is he?)


The next poster is like Tom&Jerry.

True, to a certain extent. I'm as funny as Tom and Jerry, if we take the quality of their jokes on a ten-scale and we take their geometric mean.

The next poster will know (at least I hope) who's Ferdinand Porsche.

(Maybe) True.Is he made the car Porsche?


The next poster will answer my question.

True. Sure he did those.

The next poster won't know when was the first Porsche developped.

False.Maybe 1961?

The next poster is 16 years old.

False. I'm 16,512798432054832148987048404 years old. Watch the fractions!

The next poster should have at least three, but maybe four numbers in his name.

True.

The next poster hasn't got numbers in is name.

True, I'm not an elite hacker. But I could be!

The next poster likes old soviet cars.

True. (Lada powa)

The next poster isn't love old soviet cars.

False. I prefer Porsche, but any car is good for me, unless they are made in China.

The next poster knows where my name comes from.

False. I have no idea.

The next poster is a fan of the Stargate franchise:tongue:

False. Not even all that sure what it is...

The next poster is, in fact, nonexistent.

False. I do exist and I am online. Don't think I am a spammerbot.

The next poster is a spammerbot.

False.Do you think I'm a spammerbot?


The next poster will be Chuck Norris.

False.

The next poster will make the universe implode in one way or another, because he's so confused about the upcoming and says something stupid. However, it's quite the opposite of the opposite of the pseudo-opposite of the clearly, in every way possible opposite, which in its turn is the opposite of the previously mentioned opposite, which was just a fake opposite of a real opposite of yet another opposite... of the stupid.

False. I won't implode the galaxy, because I'm the pseudo-oppoiste of stupid people. In short, I'm soooo intelligent :D (naaah)

The next poster's blood type will be AB+

False. My blood type is Abandonia+

The next poster registered last year.

True.


The next poster will be eating something.

True. I'm eating popcorn.

The next poster won't be human! :p

True. I'm an Idiot. Needs its own name, right?

The next poster has an itch... somewhere.

True. My **** itches.

The next poster wants dumplings.

False, if you mean the food. Also false if you mean a doll made from dirt.

The next poster won't play Red Baron 3D with me, because I'm too strong.

True, I don't even know that game.

The next poster will agree with me that online game bots are for losers.

True.

The next poster thinks that today's gaming world is all about graphics.

F-A-L-S-E. I personally hate how people even keep saying that. To my own experience several new games with ''shiny graphics'' have great emphasis on the gameplay itself, and what is fun to play. Goddamnit people. This is coming from someone who grew up loving 2D games more than any 3D game I got to play.


The next poster thinks I don't belong here because I'm a bit open minded.

False

The next poster also has a tin can opener behind his monitor

False. Would be awesome, though.

The next poster likes the :E emoticon Halindir uses frequently.

True :E oh hes such a sweetiepie that there Halindir.

Next poster smells like a mix of a wanker and a sweaty nerd

True. That was spot on, man. How did you know? I should really take a shower.

The next poster has apple pie and is going to share it with me.

False ..but oh boy if i had

(aparantly we share a similar smell)

Next poster is facinated by the process of meat rotting, and likes putting small handfulls of rotten meat in little plasticbags, mummify them with ducttape and then put it over next to the other ducttape sculptures

False. But how awesome. :p

The next poster likes to draw.

True, but not too good at it.

The next poster has a bad balls-itch.

True, to most of the part.

The next poster has a terrible avatar.

False. My LOL WUT Pear is kinda like an icon.

The next poster knows what the Icon of Sin is.

False, I got no idea.

The next poster thinks Fallout 2 is waay better than any other part of the series.

False. I haven't even played it.

The next poster is like ''lololol nubfeyssss''

True, dude...

The next poster doesn't like soccer.

True. Too true.

The next poster likes more manly sports (like American Football, for an example, even if the name doesn't fit the sport at all).

Ugh, false - American football is for wussies ;). Rugby is a lot more manly.

The next poster still lives with his parents.

True. I live with my dad (He's not on the house, though) but my mom divorced and married another guy.

The next poster knows my intentions.

False. (...Was that a StarCraft reference, by any sort of chance?)

The next poster knows how much red_avatar owned me.

False, but i still lol'd.

The next poster has a roman armour fetish.

True.

The next poster just mixed yeast, flour, sugar, oats and milk in a cup, sealed it with duct-tape, and painted it.

True. But I also put it in the oven for an hour, froze it down, mixed with potatos, peanuts, red color (because red is awesome), one deathmetal growl, 0.2 liters of Coca Cola, 5 spoons cocao, Chuck Norris, J.D. Roth (host of ''GameProTV'', executive producer of ''The Biggest Loser'', etc.), 3 wooden spoons, and... ate it like that.

The next poster thinks I'm lying.

False. I believed every word of it.

The next poster thinks I'm sexy.

False. I have no idea how you look.

The next poster thinks I should die with my boots on.

...Stupid reference.

False, you shall be executed, with a bare foot, after walking five kilometers in Siberia.

The next poster thinks that I am jedi. *mind trick*

True,...You...are...a...jedi...

The next poster has seen Animal House and loved it.

False - what is it exactly?

The next poster wants to explain to me what is 'Animal House'.

False.


The next poster has a beard soiled with soup.

False.

The next poster has urges to hurt people. Very bad.

True.
The next poster doesn't know Animal House was a fabulous american frat-comedy movie, that retained a cult status.

True

The next poster was recently used as a tampon

False ;)

The next poster wasn't here when I was active...

True.

The next poster is simling.

False. :protest: I'm protesting.

The next poster wants to know why I'm protesting.

False. I don't care.

The next poster thinks I'm mean.

True. Why don't you want to know why I'm protesting, heh? :D Nevermind.

The next poster will be blown up by an ICBM.

False.

The next poster has recently brushed his/her teeth.

False. Or true. Depends on what your definition of ''recent'' is.

The next poster owns.

False. Least I hope.

The next poster likes to touch his earlobes erotically.

True..I don't like this game anymore

The next poster wants to erotically stimulate my earlobes.

False. They seem dirty.

The next poster will clean his/hers earlobes.

False, mine are already clean.


The next poster will sip from his teacup and pronounce it perfect.

False. Hungarians drink tea from mugs. Sounds strange, eh? :D

The next poster will drink tea from cups.

False, im more of a coffee guy

The next poster uses duct tape in nearly every situation

That might be a bit strange, but true, honest! Once my bicycle's steering rod came off, and I lost the bolt. So I made a quick repair by using duct tape. For every situation like this, even the most bizare, I use duct tape. But mainly for quick repairs.

The next poster already felt the duct tape on his/her body.

True, I have been resurrected before


The next poster knows that a Deck of Wonders is both frightening and hilarious.

False. I only know a deck of French and Hungarian cards.

The next poster will think that "Gee, these Hungarian cards look so great!"

True, but I can't play "Truco" with those, only with the Spanish Baraja

The next poster knows how to play "Truco" or knows someone who does.

False. I have no idea what ''Truco'' is.

The next poster likes his/her own private parts... alot.

True. I like the glowing buttons of my mobile phone :D

The next poster will be surprized on my answer.

False, my cellphone also has glowing buttons.


The next poster will learn about "truco" clicking on this link.

True. Thank you for the link.

The next poster thinks his/her own music taste is craptastic.

False. I think my taste of music is unexplainable.

The next poster wants to play 'truco'.

True, but only with the spanish Baraja.

The next poster thinks "Ultima Underworld" is cool.

False. Never ever seen it.

The next poster thinks that we need more spammers.

False, we need more spanners.


The next poster thinks that potato chips are great.

True indeed. I love 'em.

The next poster didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

True, I really didn't

The next poster has made an oath to never again duct tape a peanut in his/her bellybutton for two weeks, ever again

False, I don't need no duct tape to hold peanut with my bellybutton


The next poster is eating a humongous ice ceam.

True. HOMEMADE ice cream =D

The next poster had meatloaf today

False, I had "gulyásleves" (Hungarian food, untranslatable).

The next poster has opened that link.

True, curiosity killed the cat.

The next poster has ordered today from PizzaMan.

False, there were some slices of lasagne in the fridge that was made yesterday by myself, ate that for breakfast - I think I have a lot to improve in cooking italian foods, mine was, like, emm... Like this: :sick:

The next poster wants to eat my pizza.

False, surely it will be spoiled by the time it reaches Argentina.


The next poster knows that I have eaten two churrasco sandwich for lunch :D

True, after you mentioned it.

The next poster has a phoebia that a mouse pointer will click on him/her, select him/her, and sends him/her to attack the enemy base.

False..I'm overpowered to be afraid of that puny little enemy base...
Next poster has posted in this subject before

True - not much to speak about this one.

The next poster things I'm always at the worst place in the worst time - for him/her.

...false...I've never met you xD
Next poster likes planes oO

True, but depends. I prefer World War One planes, but 1930-1985 planes are simply not my taste.

The next poster will have a mysterious message in his/her next post, describing it in a sixty-four word long text, or just writing 'false', but if that person writes 'false', then what I said is true, because it's in the condition! But wait - maybe it's just better to write 'false'... Wait, what the hell I'm writing down? Well, the next poster will help me out...

False, I do not help you out :D.


The next poster will yawn out of boredom.

False. I have plenty of work to do, I have no time to be bored :P

The next poster already met an alien.

True, I have my share of alien friends, mostly from bordering countries :tongue:




The next poster will feel sympathy for my, as I am catching a cold (or some illness with similar symptoms)

True.

The next poster noticed how I disappeared for a while.

True
Next poster hears me farting oO

False. But I thought it was pretty damn unnecessary of you to share it.

The next poster is drinking Coca Cola in a Coca Cola glass (not glass bottle), like me.

False.


The next poster thinks that being sick sucks big time.

true....

Next poster thinks i'm trannie

False. I don't think; I know you are. I have proof.

The next poster is nasty.

false, and YOU HAVE NO PROOF, YOU DON'T HAVE X-RAY VISION!

Next poster has long hair...

:hysterical:

.... no comment.

Maybe next poster still has some hair on his skull.

Maybe true.

The next poster has eaten sausages at least once in the last three days.

True

The next poster has quadruple monitors

False, I have a good-old monitor. Good enough for me :p

The next poster is jealous about my great immunity system. (I haven't been ill for 6 years.)

False. Potato chips with vinegar are great.

Next poster will feel pretty pleased with his/her post.

(Useless Post1): You ought to reply to the last post.

^Banned for not replying on MM's post and making a 'The Fun Game' post here.

Next poster will agree with my point of view.

False. I totally disagree. :D

But let's keep this game rolling - The next poster has got swallen by a Dopefish.

False.


The next poster knows that the ultimate answer about the life, universe and everything is 42

False. It's actually 84. I calculated it twice, you might have forgotten that the determinant is 2xD.

The next poster adores calculating in number matrices. (singular: number matrix)

Negative.

The next person to post to this thread prefers Windows 3.1 to Windows XP and Vista.

(Now, if I could just get my 486 on the LAN and connect to the Internet with IE2, I could possibly download directly to my computer from here!)

Falsé

The next poster prefers Olivia Munn to any of the Frag Dolls.

True? False?

The next poster has hair sticking out of his/her/its nose.

Actually true.

The next poster is bored

False. Why would I be bored? I'VE GOT LEMMINGS!!!!!

The next person to post to this thread owns an original Lemmings disk.

(If true, I envy you. My disk was completely destroyed :((see my bio by clicking my name))

True, and more then one original Lemmings game ... :tongue:

Next poster has 'Phantasie III - The Wrath of Nikademus' in his/hers/its favorites.

True, but only by the weird site glitch. The ones I meant to have are completely different, and I've never even played that game. (Please resolve this soon!)

The next poster wonders if, since DOSBox has been ported to PSP, it might be possible to create an iPod port.

False, iPod sucks.

The next poster fears my wrath.

False. :tongue:

The next poster fears the wrath of my personal army of Lemmings, with their release rate at 99, all Athletes, with pickaxes, glue (see Lemmings 2), plungers (see Lemmings 3), and teleporters (see Lemmings 3D).

False. I have a Star Destroyer in orbit, on which there are approximately 2,000 men - counted from the stormtroopers over the deck officers to the Captain itself. With a lightsaber.

The next poster has been cured by Emperor Palpatine at the therapeutist.

False.

The next poster detests soccer.

True.

The next poster detests (tasty) apple pie.

FALSE! I LOVE apple pie!!!!!!

The next poster will tell me their favorite game in the Lemmings series.

True - The original one. (And hell yes! Apple pie is awesome!)

The next poster loves apple pie, too. (He will also facepalm because I've already had the apple pie discussion in here.)

True! I do indeed love apple pie. But Marionberry is the best.

The next poster has a deep resentment for Sony products, but still purchases them.

False. I detest only certain Sony products, and I haven't actually bought any personally. (The motors and their screws in their CD players are supremely inferior and worthy of DEATH.)

The next poster is a Boy Scout.

False false false false false false false false false.

The next poster is one, however...

False


The next poster enjoys candy

True.

The next poster will answer the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of true.

file_not_found


The next poster will become enraged that I recycled a post I made to answer to a recycled post

''I'm sorry, I can't help you with that.''

The next poster likes my Ultima (specifically Worlds of Adventure 2: Martian Dreams-) reference.

False, not my style, sorry.

@The_Lemming: the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of true is actually true. Just read it backwards, first opposite is false, and the next one is true. The last opposite is true, so if you say true, then the statement is true. If false, then it has no meaning. :D

So, the next poster gets cross-eyed on the second paragraph of my message.

True. :wacko:

The next poster is a closet gay.

False, I don't have a closet :o


The next poster likes to eat fruit

True, I'm eating one at the moment...

The next poster has Vista as an OS.

True, I am at work and they installed this... thing.


The next poster thinks I am bored

True. You're posting like hell in the competitions/games thread :D

The next poster made the number 34 to sin - He entered his calculator: sin(34)

False.

The next poster wishes he had Linux (I wish my parents would let me install a bootloader and Fedora :().

False. I'm totally content with WinXP.

The next poster hates Windows Vista.

TRUE!!!!!!!!

The next poster actually LIKES Vista.

False; I don't hate it, but I don't love it either.

The next poster has an itch in a... private section of his/her body.

False, although if water isn't restored to my home, it will turn into true in no time...


The next poster hates plumbing problems.

True.

The next poster has used Windows 3.1.

False. Or actually, I don't know.

The next poster loves old games almost as much as I do.

I don't know how much do you love them, you creepy guy http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/u...ia/Misc/_L.gif
But I guess true?

The next poster like to drink fruit juice in the morning

True.

The next poster likes apple juice.

Truueee... Well, it depends what apple juice I'm drinking - I hate bad quality apple juice.

The next poster will drink anything tossed in front of him/her.

False, I don't like licking the table.

The next poster has seen a falling star and made three wishes.

False, there were no falling stars in Hungary.

The next poster made a wish which came true, but he wishes that it wouldn't have.

False, this poster has more trouble with wishes *not* coming true than regretting wishes that *did* come true.

The next poster abhorrs old Sierra games.

False, they got me hooked on adventuring games!


The next poster longs for lovely spring days when it's eating chocolate past its expiration date.

False. I don't eat chocolate past its expiration date (but I do want nice spring days!)

The next poster has read A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L'Engle.

False.


The next poster has slept only one hour and a half, by sleeping only 10 to 15 minutes, waking up, staying awake in bed an hour or so and sleeping again

False.

The next poster owns a computer that is incapable of running Windows XP.

Sometimes, it's true :p. But mostly false.


The next poster is well fed.

True.

The next poster is learning another language using Rosetta Stone (I'm learning Chinese).

False.


The next poster is eating chocolate and making a mess.

False.

The next poster is El Quia.

False!!! erm... true.




The next poster drinks too much coffee

False. Never even tasted coffee in my life.

The next poster likes hot chocolate.

TRRRRRRUUUUUEEEEEE! In fact, I'm gonna make some later on. I will also be dipping a sandwich with plenty of butter on it in the hot chocolate. It will be tasty.

The next poster finds my "love" for it to be... somewhat creepy.

Partially true. Dipping a SANDWICH in HOT CHOCOLATE???? :no:

The next poster prefers PCs to Macs. (You're safe from my wrath as log as you anser True.)

True.

The next poster is out of soap.

(And yeah. It isn't too shabby, really. It's almost like dipping cookies in milk. Surely you've done that in your youth. :p)

False.

The next poster likes soap operas.

False. I despise them.

The next poster is a flying whale.

True!!! (or maybe false..)

The next poster likes to play with fonts.

Sometimes....



The next poster has a wooden leg

True. (By the way, El Quia: Freaky. I was actually thinking of replying "sometimes" to that yesterday.)

The next poster wants top hats to return.

False.


The next post thinks I'm freaky?

False. You're awesomeness in the form of a human (and awesomeness isn't freaky, no).

The next poster has a beard.

True, and it's a good beard.



The next poster finds facial hair insulting

False. Why would I? (Besides, I have it anyway, so it would just be stupid if I did. :p)

The next poster has a bad case of dragon breath.

False.

The next poster wil explain just what order Simoneer is from.

False


The next poster is daydreaming about eating a lot of ice cream

True.

The next poster will click the following button.

Guilty as charged.

The next poster has a bucket of awesome, and does not want to share it.

False.

The next poster WILL tell me what order Simoneer is from.

I already told you, false!



The next poster hates his/her guts.

True. (Also, The_Lemming: I explained it in that "Game: Rename That User" topic. :p)

The next poster likes Wall-E.

True.

The next poster likes Star Wars.

Double true.

The next poster likes to write "lol" against his or her own will.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

The next poster likes to play with unknown buttons:

True

The next poster will nest a lot of button to hide this: :tongue:

The next poster likes Titanic.

False

The next poster has an extra finger

False.

The next poster penetrated his chest with a fork just then.

False.


The next poster likes them tentacles

Tentacles? Tentacles? Eww, no. False.

The next poster is - like me - going to eat (...soft) tacos for dinner, with cheese and/or chili flavored tortilla chips on the side. And he or she will like it.

False, I will eat sweetcorn pie :)

Ahem... Combo breaker or what?

The next poster will laugh at this failure.

True, rotflol ROTFLMAO




The next poster will pinch himself/herself

False. Pinching hurts (well, depending on where & how hard).

The next poster is quite damn nit-picky.

False.

The next person detests Windows Vista.

Partly true.


The next poster had a prolonged session at the toilet this morning.

Partl true. Not this morning, but I indeed had one earlier.

The next poster wants IN-FOAR-MAY-SHUN.

True

The next poster wants to hug a puppy

False. I'm fine with any of the five 2-or-so weeks ol' kittens I have in my room.

The next poster likes rocks.

True


The next poster dreams of peace on earth when he dines sausages

True.

The next poster wishes it was Christmas.

True and False.
I love Christmas, but I hate the cold.

The next poster has too much crap on his harddirve.

True.

The next poster have no life.

False

The next poster feels the need to drink weird colored water.

True. I'm one of the Onion Knights in Final Fantasy III (not VI).

The next poster is awesome.

True :tongue:


The next poster doesn't feel well :(

False, its Friday and the visit at the dentist was a piece of cake.

The next poster hasn't drink his coffee yet.

True/False. I haven't drunk any coffee in my entire life.

The next poster owns a TI graphing calculator (I just found out that its possible to play a version of Lemmings on my graphing calculator! :clap: )

False, those calculators are for nerds (:oh:)



The next poster has dropped the ball

False.

The next poster has owned or played games on a C64.

True. But at a friend's house. I was more an MSX guy :D


The next poster thinks I'm a moron for forgetting to add this line

False.

The next poster wishes that there was a Jedi Lemming in Lemmings 2 (Use the Force to destroy that steel!!!)

False.

The next poster loves to smell chocolate

True.

The next poster is or has been a Boy Scout.

False.

The next poster is :weird:.

False, I am :D



The next poster loves to dance naked under the rain :eww:

False, I hate rain or nudity in general.

The next poster will use a smiley :thumbs:

False.


The next poster has more than 20 posts

False.

The next poster likes adventure games..

True :D.

The next poster has a sixth toe.

False. (Thank god :D)

The next poster will say 'The next poster...'

True!

The next poster will say "The next poster will say "The next poster...""

False

The next poster hates recursion

False :p
The next poster has fear of planes.

False.

The next poster has had breakfast.

True


The next poster loves lolcats

True!

The next poster is a fan of Command and Conquer.

False


The next poster is an automaton sent from the future to teach humanity the dark terror the future holds in reserve for us

False.

The next poster has sat through a whole episode of Teletubbies.

False

The next poster has a Large Hadron Collider in his basement, possibly to travel to another world.

False, such primitive technology is unreliable. We prefer our own devices, they work better.

The next poster is high as a kite.

False

The next poster is very very hungover

false

The next poster has kept me awake all night long at the chatbox, talking about random things

False

Next one is a GIRL!!

FALSE!


The next poster had his hopes high for the last statement

True

The last poster killed the true/false thread.

False.



The next poster likes tomatoes.

true.

The next poster should be doing some work.

True.


The next poster knows about oversized kittens stalking unsuspecting humans

False! Say whaaa???? oO

Next poster know's i was away

True

The next poster welcomes aarne back

True. Welcome back.

The nex poster is going to rquest an explanation of why I've been gone, and why I'm going to go away again.

False, I couldn't care less


The next poster knows that I am joking

True (I hope).

The next poster prefers Linux to Windows.

False, maybe crap, but still easier to use :)

The next poster will flame me about Linux being better than Windows :D

False, I don't like OS flamewars

The next poster has chocolate smell all over his/her home

True

The next poster greets new members with warmth.

True. Have a warm welcome.


The next poster believes in the power of "NO"

True

The next poster believes in the power of "YES"

false.


The next poster doesn't believe in the power of music

False.

The next poster should be in bed like me.

False. Well, maybe true :p


The next poster enjoys delicious sandwiches

TRUE!

The next poster will be humming the same tune all day.

False


The next poster is concerned about the end of the world

False!

The next poster discussed the barmaids cheating husband with previous stated barmaid and got a free pint.

False, sadly :)

The next poster has a man-sized Twilight poster in his room, and sparkles on it every morning.

Thank god, FALSE :D

The next poster is drunk.

False


The next poster is afraid of panties.

FALSE!


The next poster is going to have toast for breakfast.

False.


The next poster needs some extended vacations...

Soooo True.

The next poster is slightly effeminate.

False.


The next poster is afraid of the dark

True :ph34r:

The next user likes fast cars.

False.



The next poster missed his/her bed

False. I never miss.


The next poster is drinking a cup of tea as he/she types!

Wrong, it's coffee.

The next poster loves football!

FALSE!!!!


The FIFA is evil if...

...Invalid input for thread "True or False? The next poster..."...

The next poster wishes Age of Empires I was abandonware.

True.

The next posters thinks I am a moron :(

False.

The next poster wishes lightsabers were real.

True, although the number of amputees would rise exponentially.


The next poster loves to tap-dance naked

False. I wear socks with my tap-shoes.


The next poster is scary.

False.


The next poster is tall, and a bit on the skinny side

False.

The next poster wishes that there was no such thing as computer problems.

True.

The next poster wishes Windows doesn't exist.

False, I need them for the sun and wind to get into my home :p


The next poster finds my sense of humor lacking

Marginally true.

The next poster wishes that Linux would become more well-known, and would begin to compete more openly with Windows.

True if it will run my games.

The next poster doesn't like Spider-Man 3.

True. I hate Spider-Man generally.

The next poster's first language is English.

hmmmmm, truuuu.....Faaaalse xD

Next poster is in Rate.ee

False, I have no idea what that means.

The next poster hates Microsoft.

False-ish..

The next poster should have really got a better tan than he/she did on their holiday.

False, the sun is evil, eeeeevil I tell you.


The next poster is eating a double hamburger with lots of cheese and ham.

False, I wish I could but I'm doing sports so no fast food for me.

The next poster can't wake up in the morning without any less than 5 cups of coffee.

False.


The next poster has a fixation on the color purple

No way!

The next poster has seen the Pink Monster.

False.

The next poster thinks to himself, "Everything is proceeding as I have forseen..."

True, and now I make an evil laugh.

The next poster charges up the Death Star II, and blows up the Calamari Cruiser Libery on my command.

False! I am a Jedi, like my father before me!

The next poster will reply with another Star Wars quote.

True. "But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."

The next poster won't know who said this quote.

True, it was Mitth'raw'nuruodo, also known as Grand Admiral Thrawn.

The next poster can't tell me the name of the planet where Chewbacca died, and what killed him.

False! Chewbacca died on Sernpidal, at 25 ABY, because of the collision of the Dobido.

The next poster will be eating cereals.

False, I was drinking yogurth. But I did feel a weird urge for cereals... :suspicious:

The next poster will be joyful.

False. Off to lunch!

The next poster thinks "lunch" means blastoff.

False. If I meant "Blastoff!" I would have included the vowel found at the beginning of the alphabet in the word, between the first consonant and the vowel following it.

The next poster knows what a Yuuzhan Vong is.

Definately. (Been reading too much Star Wars books, eh? :P) They were one of the few species originated from outside the Galaxy. Pretty hideous to look at, and they aren't evil - totally outside from the Force.

The next poster has too much spare time.

True. So true.

Next poster just became aware that he is breathing and now can't stop thinking about breathing in and out. And in. And out...

False. Because my nose is blocked, I was aware of the fact before. :D

The next poster is hydrophobic.

False.

The next poster has seen all 6 Star wars movies at least 100 times.

True. 128, to be exact. :D

The next poster would kick the hell out of The Lemming.

False. Completely, simply, absolutely false.

The next poster will be Pellaeon

False! :p


The next poster thinks that I returned to the forums just to ruin The_Lemming's prediction

True!

The next poster is so so tired.

False, I have slept well :)



The next poster thinks chair are a useful, but really weird invention.

True. Useful because you just can't lie around everywhere, but weird because not all kinds of animals can sit on chairs.

The next poster starts to think how would the chair look if our knees would bend to the other side.

False.

The next person knows what you get if you type "imperial entanglements" into the chat box of Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds.

False.


The next poster wonders how things are constructed if they cannot exists at all.

true.

The next poster has played Guild Wars.

Negative on that.

The next poster comes from an alternate dimension.

What you ask me is true, from a certain point of view.

(That would be my brother's point of view!)

The next poster likes using Linux.

False, thus I never tried it.

The next poster has a brother and he/she doesn't like him.

True to the "has a brother" part, false to the "doesn't like him" part.

The next poster wants to try Linux.

False.

The next poster sits in a dark room most of the time.

False.

The next poster detests Windows and H1N1.

Maybe. IT depends on the cookies.


The next poster wonders about sleeping habits

False.

The next poster will tell me what he thinks of my signature.

False

The next poster wants to find funny coins in the gutter

hmmm
 

False
The next poster likes fast cars:rocks:

False

The next poster has the strange ability to read people minds. :weird:

Shhh ... don't tell anyone!

Next person knows how to keep a secret :OK:

True :ph34r:


The next poster wants a new leather jacket

False... Although I think I would look cool in one.

The next poster can do all the Scrap and Destruction moves in One Must Fall 2097.

False, I've done it already millions of times... tasty extra money for upgrades...



The next poster ignores that I forgot to add this line

False.

The next poster is listening to the Star Trek soundtrack through a USB headset.

False


The next poster will say that the one who posts afetr him will be doing something that he is doing or that he wants to do

True.

The next poster is typing on www.abandonia.com/en/forum.

True


The next poster has mismatched eyes

False

The next poster is thinking about going swimming in Antarctica. :wacko:

True, it is getting too hot around here...


The next poster loves coating his/her fingers with chocolate

False.

The next poster will tell me the meaning of "antidisestablishmentarianism".

False


The next poster knows why it is significant that this is the 42nd page of the thread

False.

The next poster will be a dragon-lover. :thumbs:

False :eww:


The next poster found a coin on the gutter this last week

False

The next poster is the king of a land far, far away. :king:

False.



The next poster is an special infected.

False.

The next user is a friend of the animals.

True

The next poster is not me.

False.

I have no idea who or what the next poster is.

False :p


The next poster has pictures of batman in lingerie

True.....no wait false.......shhhhh you don't know if I have them or don't

The next poster loves Superman, in a real bad way.

False (BTW, there are only bad ways of liking superman, in my opinion :p)

The next posters enjoys badly drawn pictures of gnomes

False

The next user has been arrested for looking too cool.

^ True

The next poster has been arrested for being way to ugly.

False


The next posted was set up by the police

False I set the police up. :laugh:

The next poster is the police.

False

The next poster was prosecuted for spying on the girls bathroom

False...................I promise.

The next poster ate a whole cake by themselves while their family watched.

True.. and they were starving since a week ago! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! :ph34r:


The next poster LOOOOVES freshly baked bread with butter

False. Unless it also has vegemite.

The next poster wants to taste vegemite to see what all the fuss is about.

False.

The next poster has been chased by trolls.

False only orcs.

The next poster is a troll.

False.

The next poster believes in the Prophesies of the Incarnate

True

The next poster is an outlander.

False.

The next poster has been chased by outlanders.

False


The next poster shares Sugar-Lips interests

False

The next poster likes Hot-Lips from M.A.S.H.

False

The next poster has seen Aliens.

True


The next poster is a kinky old man

False.

The next user wants to take over Antarctic for their own personal gain. :sneaky:

False, what is there to gain by exporting ice?

The next poster lives in ice.

False


The next poster went to a showing of Disney on Ice

False

Next poster saw Disney.

False, he's been dead for ages... or frozen :ph34r:


The next poster wants to eat a Walt Disney ice cream

False :eww:

The next poster was chased by Disney.

False, I chased Disney away from my home.

Next poster didn't shot the sheriff but the deputy.

False


The next poster likes cotton candy.

True

The next poster has aliens living with them.

Shhh.... Don't let anyone know!

The next poster wants Darth Vaders autograph.

False.

The next poster has kidneys in a flask.

False.

The next poster has been chased by a Terminator.

True, and I kicked its ass :smug:

The next poster is afraid of little pointy things

True, but only because knife stab wounds often prove fatal to human beings.

The next poser is possibly maybe most likely unsure of making up his mind. Hopefully.

I... I am not sure...


The next poster sucks at racing games, but keeps on playing them, getting more and more frustrated at each passing second.

False.

The next poster slept with Bill Gates...

False. I can't even stand the SIGHT of the Evil Emperor of Microsloth!

The next poster agrees that Bill Gates is an Evil Emperor.

False


The next poster has something stuck in his/her teeth

False, your argument is invalidate.

the next poster is a Trekkie with a mac

......False.......

The next poster likes DBZ...

False

The next poster likes being kicked in the head

False.

The next poster likes cupcakes

OMG YOUR A MIND READER
the next person watches watches the Military History channel

False


The next poster hides his/her enjoyment of anthropomorphic mice

wt. does anthropomorphic mean?
the next person have a Xbox 360

False, how dare you mention the company of the evil emperor...

The next poster hates Bill Gates as well...

False. How dare you insult the emperor. I'll beat you to death with my Zune.

The next poster doesn't have a Zune.

True. I hate Microsoft and their Zunes. DOWN WITH THE ENEMY!!!! UP LINUX!!!!!

The next poster uses Linux.

Sadly I use Windows XP instead. T_T

The next user was chased by Bill Gates riding a T-Rex with a tuning fork...

Obviously Fal---AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! BILL GATES WITH A T-REX AND A TUNING FORK!!!!

TRUE!!!

The next poster hates Microsoft.

True

The next poster chased Bill Gates with a saw blade.

True. He ran for his life and escaped in his private jet.

The next poster wants to send an army of :ninja:s armed with lightsabers, katanas, and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices to force Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer to close Microsoft forever!!!

True.

The next poster saw Bill Gates...naked...

False.

The next poster wants to see Microsoft's headquarters get sold to become the headquarters of Linux.

False.

The next poster will mention Bill Gates or Microsoft.

True.

The next poster hates Bill Gates and wishes he had never founded Microsoft.

True.

The next poster wants a army of Droidekas.

True.

the next user runs his droids on Vista.

Absolutely false!!!! My droids run on Linux, and Linux alone!!!

The next poster owns more than one pre-Pentium computer.

Actually true! :thumbs:


The next poster owns a poster and has it on his wall.

True.

The next poster has a large collection of old computer parts in boxes.

True.
The next poster can speak Panglish

False.

The next poster is a :ninja:.

True.

The next user is on Abandonia

True.

The next poster has completed LOOM in less than 30 minutes.

False. I completed it in about 2-3 hours.

The next user will be The_Lemming.

false

the next user won't be me

false

The next poster agrees

true.

All the next posters base are belong to us.

false

Next poster has scratched he's balls in last hour

true

The next poster is the grinch.

True.

The next poster is playing Zork

False.

The next poster is afraid of spiders.

False

The next user is registered on abandonia for at least 2 years.

nop...... WITCH!

The next user is a witch

false

next poster is a woman

False, though some would disagree. Buttsecks on them, i say

The next poster loves Fubb even more than me

o.o
the next poster HAS A GUN!

False, I have 3

The next poster likes Twisted Metal...

true

the next has hair loss

I thought you would not notice, that I'm losing hair ....

Next one will have next in his nickname

False. <No next there at all.

The next poster will be in a line.

False, I'm in a house

The next poster will stop

true, i stopped scrolling

the next poster is unable to say false

False. <See there, though the joke would work better like this.

The next poster is able to say false, but not true.

You are right about it!

Next poster will say FALSE if he is not eating breakfast.

True I am not eating breakfast and that is not false at all.

The next poster is eating lunch.

True, true indeed

The next poster decided for him-/herself what to say

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!(a.k.a. true)

The next poster is also over 9,000.

False. No one can count me.

The next poster is not in the +8 time zone.

True. I am in a different void altogether and have no further need of timezones.

The next poster is dangerously close to the edge.

the edge of what?
the next poster has a hamster

false

The next poster is a fan of the Elder Scrolls.

True I am a fan of the Elder Scrolls games.

The next poster hates RPGs.

False, no such person exists

The next poster collects manequin legs

False, I have mannequin legs, no need to collect them.

The next poster likes cornflakes.

True, true.

Next poster have an anime poster in her/his room

Never, false

The next poster likes icetea too, when he/she is high

False cause I never get high.

The next person wants to come visit Australia.

WRONG, New Orleans
the next poster will like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

True I like that song.

The next poster will be posting from the night.

False

The next poster hates FPS

True...well not hate, just get bored with easily.

The next poster doesn't visit the chat box.

True, I have no idea where it lives.

The next poster is lucky.

False

The next poster is luckier than me

True

the next poster has a son or daughter.

False. (Couldn't let this one.)

The next poster will know someone who was abducted by UFO.

True......no really. Well he thinks he was, one day we might tell him it was a prank.


Okay it's false...you got me.

The next poster is an alien from mars.

False. An alien from Jupiter. (don't take this seriously!)

The next poster will react on this.

True :)
The next poster is a vegetarian.

False.

The next poster will hate me know they know I eat meat.

False.

The next poster will consider the vegetarian question unimportant.

False.
The next poster will be from Australia.

True.

The next poster will not have a bad cold like me.

True.

The next poster love ultima underworld

True. but I never got any far in it.
Remember getting to the 2nd level once. I think)

The next poster finished the entire Ultima series.

False.

The next user won't be a furry

True.

The next poster is a fan of thatguywiththeglasses.com.

True...well at least the Nostalgia Critic.

The next person hates Youtube.