If you had superpowers . . .
 

If you had superpowers, then what would your super hero name be, and what powers would you have?

If I was a superhero, then I'd be Man-Man, with all the powers of a normal man. Bitten by a radioactive man, thus granting me . . . no powers whatsoever.

If anything, that would give you skin cancer.

I would be I-Have-No-Superpowers-Boy, and my only superpower would be the ability to make everyone (including myself) believe without a shadow of a doubt that I have no superpowers.

Every human has all those "superpowers" already, but only few ever find out how to unlock them.

spiderbra

go figure

I want to have lots of Charisma.

That actually made me laugh :) :cheesy:

The answer is obvious. I'd have the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes. Also, my sidekick would be a dinosaur named Mortimer.

If I had superpowers I would have Lulu_Jane in my bed and ... euuuurghh...nevermind.

If I had any Superpowers, then I would be able to fly and be indestructable..
(Cause I would DEFINITELY hit something during flight)

Don't know anything about a good "supername".. So I guess I found a kink in the plan.. :suspicious:

id probably be a villain, ruling the world with my superpowers.

and my name would begin with "Emperor" :P

I read SUGERpowers the first time i read your post o_O

i hear you man

I deny everything.

Mmmm...
 

The power to reach through the screen and slap ... Belgians? :weird:

Or anyone else who makes suggestive comments on the web?

Waaait, I know. The power to make people attend gender-sensitivity seminars against their will, over and over again! :nuts:

It was done already, here :p

that movie wasn't that bad. I liked that lovemaking scene with the girl he later told he was gay. Thought it had a nice touch to it. (the change from bad to great lover).

If I had superpowers.... I would make it possible for everybody to fly. So they can see beyond the boundaries of their own small life.

Mortimer and I won't be attending the seminar, Arete. I hope you don't mind, but we have a prior engagement with the universe (we're going to conquer and enslave it,) apparently Morty and I aren't too sensitive :)

lol arete you take stuff on the internet way too serious

Isn't that what the internet is for?

Do you mean you will do kinky thingies with me?

Yay me likes.

Naughty naughty arete !!!!!

I want to shoot barbed wire from my eyes. Lasers are SO 2004.

Heh, I guess barbed wire does have a sort of retro 1945 vibe about it.

Belgium? I apologise for using the most egregious swearword in the universe...
 

Brilliant! I loved that movie. Him trying to shave/wear pantihose was just a small inkling of the insanity to come :D

This topic has gone from superpowers into very weird movie about some guy trying to wear pantyhoses.

Please continue.

Also, my superpower would be to make people see the the whole Universe, and their own utter insignificance in it. This would most likely destroy their brain, effectively making me more deadly than a SWAT team comprised of Supermen.

My supername would be The Ultimate Truth.

I'd like to be a GOD. The power to manipulate anything and everything....

Id like to have psychokinetic and mind-reading abilities, so I can fly stuff, do cool tricks and see what are everyone's favourite video games.

http://www.megaemin.com/CMExclusive/...ychoMantis.jpg

As The Adorable Spoonman my superpower would obviously be to unbend bent spoons so that everyone can have a nice cup of tea (or soup, depending on your spoonsize)

What's wrong with ladles? What do you have against ladles? You shall feel my wrath!

I DON'T HAVE A SUPERPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: Err... umm... *sidles off once again*

Definitely the ability to swallow people whole and turn them into eggs.
Oh wait... I can already do that:nuts:

The ability to remotely communicate with and control any electronic device.

Immortality and strength ratio of an ant. and ability to move at 3 x the speed of sound. i think it would be enough.

G-man - and no i wouldn't wear pantyhoses or underwear over my pant.

But actually Hancock had quite enough. If onl ythat weakness of his would be removed.

@FifthHorseman - So you are The Universal Remote, then? :)

Wouldn't it be easier to turn them into eggs before you swallow them whole?

Or Universal Hacker, depending how you look on it. :amused:

That sounds painful...(runs off to try)
...

or swallow a man, make the egg and then swallow the egg.. I wonder what will come out of that?

Omelette you're not supposed to see this

If I could swallow an egg and turn it into a man... WOMAN!
I think I'm onto something here...thanks guys
@Scatty I saw it anyways

Swallow yourself. That would be something eggtraordinaire.

And we could call you Pun-ishment, dosraider.

Those yolks were terrible and you should both be ashamed.

Eggsactly! :laugh:

I don't need superpowers!
 

I have a genie!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/c...sinaturban.jpg

Looks more as a eggnie to me. :wondering:

You are just eggstraordinarily egging on russ. How eggstroverted...

All beau men here! :ahar ahar: :laugh:

:laugh: Wonderful, Arete. Just wonderful. :laugh:

Although, I think the genie's magic is a bit RUSSty. :p

nah.. the PUNisher has been done before

Someone should rename this topic into a terrible pun topic. :P

Now that's not punny. :p