ok, what happens is the first person makes a wish, then the next person corrupts said wish and makes another wish
ex "I wish for a puppy" "Granted, but it pees on your carpet. I wish to be the smartest man on earth." "Granted, but..." and so an and so on Ill start: I wish i ruled the world. |
Granted. here's an unmarked ruler.
I wish I had superpowers |
Granted; you can now make toy poodles blink on command.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted, you are now a fly ready to be eaten by a chameleon.
I wish I ACTUALLY have a spaceship. ^_^ |
Granted, you're aboard a Borg Cube.
I wish you were here. |
Granted, You're assimilated to the Borg.
Resistance IS futile!! I wish for lot's of money. |
Sure, here's one billion deutsch marks for you.
I wish for a non fattening, cheap, tasty, healthy hamburger delivered to me in bed by a hot chick by which I mean a girl not a chicken. |
Ok, but before you get your hands on anything the universe collapses in on itself in a spectacular implosion.
I wish for world peace. |
And so indeed the world of Gragnar in Andromeda galaxy is peaceful.
I wish for bad things to happen. |
Granted, no wish for you.
I wish for an unlimited supply of burgers |
You are crushed under a mound of Zebloogian Wormburgers. All several years past their expiry date.
I wish some n00bs actually read the FAQs. |
Granted, they read the FAQs but still don't get it.
I wish for a beer. |
Granted. A bottle of beer appears in thin air and crashes on the pavement.
I wish Hitler has never lived. |
Granted, instead the nazi dictator was called Pitler.
I wish for a role of toilet paper. |
Granted, you're now a toilet paper mummy in the next B-movie.
I wish for a better OS for my brain. (SO NO WINDOWS!!) |
Granted. You now have the OS of an Oric-1
I wish I was a wizard. |
Granted, you are a bathroom cleaning wizard, use your skills as you see it fit.
I wish I was a lemur. |
Granted, but because of deforestation you have no place to live.
I wish to know everything about Linux. |
Granted, you now have no social life.
I wish my burps would be louder. |
Granted, but your farts are louder too.
I wish i live next to an anime store. |
Granted, but it only holds tentacle hentai.
I wish I had as much real money as I have thoth money. |
Granted, your thoth account is being deleted as we speak!
I wish I teach different classes! |
granted, but its a special ed class...
I wish abandonia will last forever! |
Granted, but ESA will protect all the games and the forums will be open only to cash donators who payed over $50 weekly.
I wish I could play the perfect computer game. |
You play it too much and you die
I wish my wish wasn't been corrupted |
Granted, but you spoke in the past tense (well, sorta) and have not previously made a wish...so you get nothing.
I wish that the word "webinar" had never been invented. |
Granted, but you missed the meeting and is unaware of it, so you'll keep using it while everybody else think you're strange.
I wish I was flat broke |
You are flat broke and has no insurance!
I wish, I wish I has a dish! |
here's a shitdish.
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I wish that Himmler made a wish :)
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Granted, but it's a secret wish so you can't corrupt it.
I wish I knew what Himmler's wish was. |
Now you do, and you immediately wish you didn't :D
I wish for corn-free ice-cream... |
Granted, you will instead get corn chewing gum, corn candybars, corn beer, corn coffee and corn flavoured cigarettes
I wish the Sex Pistols would finally realize they should stay in their graves |
OK, they get amplifiers and instruments to play in their crypt and the speakers are above the ground. Simoultanously the playing is recorded and shipped!
I wish for a world with no need for money. |
Ok, but then the world descends into a post-apocalyptic nightmare where only the strongest can get what they need, and everyone else starves.
I wish for a sunny day |
You're moved to the middle of Sahara with no water on you and ove hundrets of kilometers away from any signs of life.
I wish I had a wish fulfilling genie. |
Granted, unfortunately, it's heavy on the bottle
I wish for a bright future for one and all |
Granted, the sun will bloat and transform into a red giant, that'll truely be bright.
I wish for uncomplicated software, easy to use. |
Granted, all the software you need to get the job done has now turned into "Hello World"s
I wish I knew how to write computer programs |
Granted, you can now write the names of all computer programes ever made, but still can't programe yourself.
I wish I had better money collecting skills. |
Granted, and they'll give you life in prison
I wish I could transport myself instantaniously to any place of choise |
Granted, but then you wonder what mars would be like, and suffocate from lack of oxygen.
I wish to be Queen of Universe... |
granted you.. um. you are the queen of the universe! yeah. aaa um. BIG universe. its so HUGE and difficult to control um..
i wish i didn't screw this post |
Granted, you screwed yourself
I wish for a big balloon |
Sure: A put the balloon is too big and and because youre tied into it, you fly sky high and the balloon explodes.....
I wish I had a my very own McDonalds |
You promptly have a heart attack.
I wish I had a motorcycle. |
Granted, you now have a motercycle... *steals*
I wish that i had access to all erotic paysites in this world |
Granted, your PC is now filled with spyware.
I wish I had access to all the classiffied documents in pentagon. |
Granted. Now all you have to do is to escape trought the window, because FBI and CIA are on your tail right now.
I wish I had a nymph. |
Granted, too bad you're impotent.
I wish I lost all my money. |
Granted. Expect a call from the mob, wondering when you'll pay them.
I wish you a merry christmas |
And I'm an atheist, so I take that as an insult.
I wish you good bye! |
Granted.
I happily leave your company having set you aflame |
I wish I had a fire extinguisher :cry:
|
Granted.
A fire extinguisher appears in your lung. |
I wish I had a really good cough sirup (and that you'd finally make a wish yourself).
|
Granted, you had, but chumloofah wished you spilt it in your pc tower.
I wish they never made Jaws II, III and IV |
Granted, btu you don't fear sharks now, so next time you go for a casual swim in the ocean (which you regulary will do every second day) you'll get eaten by the great white shark.
I wish they'd make Ghostbusters III: Hellbent! |
Granted, but it will be even worse than it's prequels.
I wish I knew the past. |
Granted, but you have no idea about your present
I wish I never made this wish |
Granted, you are banned and your post has been deleted
"I wish I had an angel" |
Granted, except I misheard you and now you have a protractor.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard AND I don't want any zombie turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't any other weird surprises, you got it? |
Granted, you got the cold turkey sandwich and you turned into a chicken vindaloo, naturally.
I wish I knew how to play a banjo |
Granted, but now you've turned into that kid from Deliverance.
I wish you a happy voyage to the future endevaours of life. |
Granted, *I* will have happy voyages, whereas YOU will participace in a huge highway pileup with your car as a base...under a 18wheeler hauling petrol...(ouch!)
I wish Tulac never made that wish, so I didn't have to kill him |
Granted! Tulac, grateful for your having saved him from immolation, kisses you full on the mouth. There's tongue. And he's been into the lutefisk again.
I wish it was time to go home. |
(@FPJ: GNAAAARGH)
Granted, it is time for you to go home, so you leave the island of Abandonia, never to return again. YOU ARE BANNED! Bon voyage! I wish I would be more compassionate. |
Granted! You are now the most compassionate person who ever lived. Unfortunately, you can't stop weeping over the countless trillions of bacteria that are needlessly slaughtered every day.
I wish I liked autumn more. |
Granted, but you moved to the North Pole so you can't enjoy it.
I wish you all the best! |
Granted, we get all the best from everything there is...whereas YOU, while under the car pile up soaking in gasoline, a lightning strikes you while a meteor is crashing down, just after you drown in your own blood because the steering weel went through your chest because the seat squashed you onto the dashboard...all in flames...(again: ouch!)
I wish Tulac to live long a prosper...despite this game made me kill him even more ^_^ |
Granted, Tulac has a long and prosperous life, and you die lonely and alone in about 6 months from now.
I wish for a nice piece of cheese. |
There you go! A very molty piece of cheese. Probably too dangerous to eat.
I wish I would be a wrestler. EDIT: @Lulu: Ouch! |
Congratulations! You are now Chris Benoit.
I wish I could speak foreign languages better EDIT: Ok, I had a little think, and thought I should say sorry, that's a tasteless joke about Benoit. sorry darl :) |
Granted you know alomost every language there is but you can't make out who speaks what tongue. So you'll end up running from person to person talking to them in foreign sounds and they'll all wander off shaking their heads.
I wish my boss wouldn't be such a moron. |
Granted. Now your boss is so smart, that he can build robots to do all his work for free. He has no use for you, so he fires you.
I wish I could go to Japan. |
Granted, I'll order you the whole package with tickets... to pukkake show!
I wish I could go to japan too. :( |
then get a great job, make Looots of money :w00t: and commit harakiri cause of the overload
i wish i could make a loots of money without harakiri |
Granted. Youre now a male prostitute.
I wish I would own a copy of "No One Lives Forever". |
*a sound of shot from desert eagle fills the room as the dark red blood fills floor pouring down from chosens hole in his forhead* no one lives forever
i wish i had a hankerchief |
Granted. Youre now choking on a hankerchief which I pushed down your throath.
I wish there would be a more social-based MMORPG. |
Granted, but now you slowly wither away for years in front of the computer screen playing it. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Morrin @ Sep 19 2007, 08 :55 AM) [snapback]311755[/snapback]</div> Quote:
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Granted you're now getting your mind erased like in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". :tai:
I wish Lulu hadn't screwed her previous post. |
Granted. I went back in time and killed Lulu before she made the message. Therefore, her screwed post no longer exists!
I wish I had a sexy, intelligent, funny red-head as a girlfriend. |
Granted she's an oppressing bitch that is cheating on you on top of everything.
NOOOOO! NOT LULUUUU!!!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!! :titan: I wish more girls would be interested in sports and computer and stay female, kind and attractive. And be non-feministic. |
Your wish is granted, however, you will wake up tomorrow and suddenly realize you are gay :)
I wish my browser was working properly (sorry for the messed up post) |
Granted, but now they have blocked every site, everywhere
I wish I had a clever wish that could not possibly be screwed up by 10-thumbs genies |
Granted. However, your wish was so absurb that it blows your head off.
I wish my friend lived on my block. |
Granted, but it's 15-floor block without elevator, which in Your friend live on last floor and You live on first.
I wish i can speak French. |
Granted, but you now can only say "omlette du fromage", nothing else, ever.
I wish the next post would totally redicule my wish and totally annihilate it. |
Granted.
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I pay attention to the thread and read the first post. I wish to own my own gun |
Granted. Now the burglar is fireing at you with your own gun.
I wish there were no guns |
Granted.
All the guns are, at the behest of the US military, melted down and used in the construction of several hundred atomic bombs and immediately launched at Iraq. They miss the target and destroy every friendly civilian on earth. |
You forgot to make a wish dude ;)
No matter, I make one for ya. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chumloofah @ Sep 19 2007, 06:49 PM) [snapback]311870[/snapback]</div> Quote:
I wish this day never existed... |
Granted.
The week has, since the dawn of time, been 6 days, God never got his day off and, in his bitterness, spends every moment of every hectic work day making the lives of his creations as miserable as divinely possible. I wish that internetters and texters would all use proper grammar. |
Granted, proper grammar is now A0l sp34k.
I wish that there would be less fanatics on the world. |
Granted, you are now an anti-fanatic fanatic, the only fanatic left, scorned by everyone.
I wish there was more sillyness in this world |
Granted, now you wish another wish and wish it wishily, so your wishy wish would wish a wish of it's wishy washy own wishingly full wish.
Wish a wish? |
Granted! *show tune*"CONGRATULATIONS, your wish come true. And your prise iiiiiiis...A WISH! *wild applause* Yeeeeah. It's tax free, and all yours. Now just one more thing you have to do before you recieve you FREE wish *oooooooh*..." ...and I think you know the lines :sneaky: 90's game shows and popup-ads style :devil:
I wish _r.u.s.s. would be my friend again :unsure: |
Your wish is granted, now you are really good friends, and we are all invited to the wedding in December. Hurrah! :)
I wish I had three lungs. |
Granted, but then YOU GOT BREAST CANCER :l
I wish that i didn't need to go to school so early in the morning. |
For some reason I found that capitalization really creepy....
Anyway, granted, now you sleep forever. I wish that I could change the past. |
Granted. The past has been changed so that you no longer exists!
I wish I had idea for school art report... |
Granted. You have an idea and you make it happen. Nobody likes it and people are laughing at you for it.
I wish it was easier to choose the proper hardware for each purpose. |
Granted. You now have a rubber hammer for rubber nails.
I wish that all my wishes will come true. |
Granted. Your wished are fulfilled by the Devil himself so he screws your wishes in his personal sick way like in "Bedazzled".
I wish upon a star! |
Granted, but now everybody knows who your favorite gay porn star is!
I wish you'd make a more chalenging wish to corrupt. |
He did, and you failed to currupt it.
I wish that the english alphabet had the lettera 'Ø, Æ, Å' in it. |
Granted, as well as every other symbol ever concieved by humanity, leaving you with a mess of an alphabet.
I wish there were no health issues involved in smoking |
Granted. Now cigarettes are valuable if you want to live and since there are lots of people who dont smoke, you have just killed half the population of the earth.
I wish I had The Lost Boys DVD. |
Granted, but there is a huge scratch on it.
I wish i could give up smoking... :( |
Granted, after the upcoming parachute accident you'll never smoke again.
I wish I had a DC-3 and knew how to fly it |
Granted, you are now a kamikaze pilot in the upcoming 3rd World War.
I wish for a much better stereo system. |
Granted, you get a NASA model stereo, that unfortunatly gains self-consciusness and takes over the world.
I wish I was healthy again after (now) being ill for years. |
Granted, but your insurence expired and you'll get an astronomical medical bill tomorrow.
I wish I'd travell to Jupiter even if I'd die. |
Granted, you are severly crippled from radiation and live a long life in excruciating agony.
I wish for peace on earth, no more war or starvation, food and water for all, and a new softgun and cobat gear for xmas. |
Sure thing, as soon as all the humanity dies and the super smart ants start playing with your xmas gifts.
I wish a mod would close this topic. |
Granted, except I don't have the power to close this topic so I closed every other topic in the forum. Congratz!
I wish I had a 1000mbit internet connection |
And then you would clog up your computer with al the porn you would be downloading
I wish i could live in a videogame |
Granted. 'Nuff said. Holy Moses! :D
I wish it could be 1965 again |
Granted! *Mighty Midget does a Quantum Leap and ends up being a baseball player in 1965. He doesnt know what to do to get back to his time, so he will be trapped in there...forever!*
I wish I had tickets to TNA's Bound For Glory event. |
Granted. When you hold them in your hands a tiny earthquake makes you drop them and then they are gone with the wind.
I wish for a more fair spreading of earned money in jobs. |
Granted. I now earn one million a year doing nothing and you earn nothing for doing everything.
I wish for the BEST mobile Internet (or Wi-Fi) connection for my laptop. |
Granted! Five minutes after you boot your laptop, you discover it has a Sony battery, which promptly catches fire and reduces the entire machine to a cinder.
I wish weekends lasted longer than two days. |
Sure they now last 3 days, but weeks last 15 days.
I wish that there would be less annoying people on the world. |
Granted, you die. :bleh:
I wish I had a better video card. |
Granted! Unfortunately, your power supply is too weak to power it, so you buy a new power supply. It does not have the correct plug for your motherboard's jack, so you buy a new motherboard. The new motherboard doesn't fit inside your case, so you buy a new case. The new case doesn't fit under your desk, so you buy a new desk. The new desk doesn't fit in your room, so you grab a sledgehammer and begin to knock out a wall. The sledgehammer turns out to be Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, who left it at your place after last weekend's LAN party. The instant you strike the wall, it is turned to dust. Thor arrives at that very moment and is horrified to discover that his legendary hammer, slayer of giants and flattener of mountains, is being used for home improvement. As he never liked you much anyway due to your tendency to cheat at Counter-Strike, this is the last straw for Thor. He grabs Mjolnir from your hand and pronounces a curse on your family. Since you don't speak Old Norse, you have no idea what he says and don't react at all to the curse. Thor cannot believe your impudence and shoots a lightning bolt from his finger which renders you permanently blind.
I wish I could travel faster than light. |
:kosta: for the reply
Granted, you are now an elderly citizen running for the free seat in the bus. I wish that I had less posts in this topic. |
(meh. you always make me kill you dude. I'm almost ashamed of myself ;))
Granted, you di...um...no...wait a sec...you are ba...no, that's not good either...hmm....Oh, I know, you have absolutely no posts in this topic, because you posted to the wrong topic all along. Yeah, I managed NOT to kill you this time. How rad am I :D I wish Alex never became a priest. |
Granted, he is now a nun.
I wish Playbahnosh had never killed me. |
Granted.
You deny him the pleasure by wringing your neck in the bath until you pass out and drown. I wish I could play the guitar like jimmy hendrix without turning into jimmy hendrix. i know that's what you were thinking. So without quantum leaps and stuff. And I want to keep my soul. Just me... Playing the guitar. With the mad skill of a jimmy hendrix. No surprises. |
Granted, you now play like Jimmy Hendrix, and all Jimi Hendrix fans out there are laughing ther legs off.
I wish I wasn't here, but there |
(Crap, MM was faster than me. But I won't delete this cool corruption, live with it :))
O-kay, you asked for it :devil: Granted! You are the first man to be sent to Mars, in an attempt to colonise the planet. But sadly, when you reach the planet, your ship malfunctions and you crash land. You lose radio contact with Earth, and most of you colonizing supplys are destroyed. However you have life-support...and Jimmy Hendrix's guitar you were given, because you asked so nicely. So you are on Mars. Just you. Playing the guitar. With the mad skill of Jimmy Hendrix (you had time to practise). No surprises. No rescue team either.... Just you and the guitar. I wish the aliens would come, and give us cool techs. |
Lets get out the mixup you n00bs created.
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Play's spaceship crashes on you. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Playbahnosh @ Sep 22 2007, 02:10 PM) [snapback]312462[/snapback]</div> Quote:
You're a borg now. The sun has a magnetic outburst, you're sucked into the sun's core ... hot borgy, hot!!!! I wish my ear wasn't itching. |
Granted.
You lose all feeling in your head. I wish I could know true love |
Granted! You now know what true love is, but unfortunatly it's so complex you cannot understand what its really about, so you go on living your normal life.
I wish I could speak to animals. |
Granted, the constant chattering of birds now drives you insane.
I wish for something secret. |
Granted, you learn the secret language of the birdies.
The constant chattering of birds drives you insane. I wish I could live inside the sun. Must be nice warm there, never winter, aaaaaah that would be good for my ol'bones. |
Your bones are too cold for the sun, you kill it, and all humanity freezes to death.
I wish for no torrent leechers. |
Granted, there are now no torrents at all.
I wish for a scallezazumy. |
Granted. Now an octopus called scallezazumy will suck your brains.
I wish for great comic making skills. |
Granted.
You make a enormous comic, you hang it on the Petronas Twin Towers @ Kuala Lumpur. The towers can't bear that weight and collapse on you. I wish that my 2 years'ol PC had 2 Gigs of mem. |
Granted.
Now it's too smarts, gains self-consciousness and takes over the word! (again) I wish love won't hurt... |
Granted, it doesn't hurt, but it kills painless now.
I wish I could fart right now. |
Granted, your nuclear fart just blew up the solar system.
I wish for ALL the money in the world. (can you guys corrupt this in the right way? :sneaky: ) |
Granted.
You get all the metal money that's in the world. On your head. I wish I knew what to wish. |
EDIT: GRaaah!
Granted. However, now its too late to wish for it! I wish 20 dolphin chore singing "So long and Thanks for all the fish" |
Granted.
A jealous big orca eats you. I wish I didn't had to wish a wish. :huh: Pffffffffffffffffff weird weird sentence. |
So be it! I'l go to Horseman, ask him powers to control the Forum Games and I'l remove your post(s).
I wish I had a towel. |
Granted. It is now your only possession in this world
I wish I had all I want and need |
Granted.
Your burglar staves in your face with the stick you keep under your bed in case somebody breaks in before running off with all your stuff. I wish I could be both flexible and in control. |
Granted, you are now a paradox and explode.
I wish I could go wherever I want. |
Granted, you now lose all judgement and want to spend all time at a concert listening to "Hotel California", elevator music version, over and over again.
I wish that song was never written |
Done. Instead of Hotel California, the band wrote another song, which is, to you, more obnoxious than Hotel California.
I wish they would have dubbed 80's & 90's cartoons better in Finland. |
Granted.
Cartoons from the 80s/90s are dubbed better. In greek. I wish I could fly like superman without any unforeseen side effects. |
Granted. You can now fly like superman. Your nose turns red, you grow antlers, and you have this inexplicable urge to sing "Santa Claus back in town...". However you knew this will happen all along.
I wish there was no hangover at all... |
Granted. There's no drinking, so there's no hangover. You will always be sober and world will always look bad to you.
I wish that today would be my payday. |
Granted. Today is the day you have to pay
I wish you were here |
Granted. Now I'm here with a chainsaw, ready to chop you up :butcher:
i wish i had a golden toilet seat |
Granted, you are now a toilet
I wish for xmas to be less tasteless and sickening |
Granted. Instead of cinnamon, it'l taste like...tasteless and boring.
I wish I could be in Morrowind. |
Granted. After few seconds of living in Morrowind You were killed by kagouti.
I wish for a gold fish, which wouldn't corrupt any of my wishes. |
Here you go. A goldfish that cant be corrupted by wishe's.
Wait! Dont squeeze it...*squeeze*...oh great. Its dead now. I wish I would be a real chosen one. |
Congrats, you are now a real chosen one.
You're chosen as life-time oarsman on a assault galley. War is here again, you're ship is in the first row, ah shame, it sinks, and you with it. It was a short chosen one life span. Real shame. I wish that my fu**ing keyboard didn't had all those useless OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo handy extra fu**ing stupid keys all over it that can open all those apps directly. I fu**ing have shortcuts ya know. |
Granted. Your "fu**ing" keyboard has now three basic "fu**ing" keys and lookes like this:
http://images24.fotosik.pl/89/5cf42d341d1e835d.jpg I wish that computer hardware would be cheaper. |
Granted, Computer hardware is now a lot cheaper..BUT NOW YOU GOT BREAST CANCER :l
I wish some aliens died instead of Charlotte. |
Granted. Oh by the way, youre an alien too, so you also die!
I wish for fun. |
Granted.
You win a trip to disney land, officially the funnest place on earth, and end up quite disappointed. I wish i was a jedi |
Granted you're a jedi in the Star Trek universe.
I wish for more porn bots. |
Granted, now You are one of them.
I wish for a Advanced Power Armor MK II and YK42B Pulse Rifle >:) |
Granted. However, it'l blow up in pieces in your hands.
I wish Nate Webb vs Delirious match |
Granted. But it's neither broadcasted nor recorded!
I wish for a faultless car that isn't broken all the time. |
Granted. You now have Flintstone's car
I wish for raising my earnings |
Granted. *Lifts J@nek's earnings to the roof*
I wish more freetime |
Granted, you now have so much free time that you are so bored you become crazy and go on a murderous rampage.
I wish that Skype worked predictably in this neck of the woods. |
Granted. Now Skype's are very efficent when ran inside Big Mango's
I wish I had a classic wrestling event on DVD which I could watch tonight. |
Granted.
You rent for the evening a wrestlemania VI dvd, with hulk hogan and ultimate warrior duking it out over the championship for an hour and a half at the end. The dvd player breaks when the dvd is inserted, and a repairman can't makie it until tomorrow! :wallbash: I wish I was hulk hogan |
Granted. Now you are hulk hogan..... That's it.
I wish for a faster internet connection. |
Granted. Youre now transferred to stone age. Your internet will be totally fast there, because you have the only internet.
I wish...I would want to wish something. @chumloofah = I have seen that match...and it was horrible. |
Granted, you now want to wish something, but you just used your wish...and the wish also caused breast cancer :3
I wish.-..... I wish i had a wheelchair. |
Granted, and now you're jealous of all the people righting segways.
I wish for more public urinals in the city. |
Granted, your house is now a public urinal.
I wish for no floods. |
Granted.
Water is now bound by the laws of physics to remain below one inch high. The whole world is covered in a thin film of dihydrogen oxide, and the sandal company you just invested all your money in, assuming the beneficial effects of global warming, goes tits up. You lose everything. I wish the world was full of clean hookers that were free. A le Chosen... http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k1...stlemania6.jpg It was pretty bad :D |
Granted.
You're one of them now. You wear a badge with: "Free ride on a clean kincky stuff hooker here". I wish a woman for this weekend. Around her 50'ies, C+, soft, tender, warm, willing, oh yeah baby. |
Granted, she has shoe size 51, she's a mean programmer, has tender bare gums, a fever and she's willing to spread the germs.
I wish I didn't have to pay the bills |
Granted. From now on You don't have electricity, water, gas and internet connection so You don't have to pay any bills.
I wish that there will be no autumn. |
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What country do you live in? I always figured you had to pay the government what's due them for your continued existence. |
Let us not talk about my government... It's waste of time ;)
EDIT: I wish a new, better government ;) |
Granted.
A new, better government is elected after a long, powerful campaign explaining how new and better they are. One millisecond after they gain control you realise they are arseholes too :ok: Politicians, eh? I wish that everybody who, at this exact moment in reality, is a politician would get a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils. |
Granted, Aung San Suu Kyi now has a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils. The entire world now thinks you are a bastard.
I wish I had already finished moving my stuff out of this damned apartment. |
Granted. Now your apartment is empty and all your stuff are on their way to junkyard.
I wish I had Counter-strike installed on this computer. |
Granted. You're gambling CS a bit and find out that you're actually not in the mood to.
I wish the world wouldn't be so damn screwed up. |
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I wish the work would be over so I could go to home and check if my old NES works anymore |
Granted, you're fired and you will spend every minute of your remaining life indoors trying to get the brokes NES working, without success.
I wish I was a super hero |
Granted, you now have the power to decrease the half-life of astatine at will.
I wish to be able to play guitar like Django Reinhardt. |
Granted, you now lose 2 fingers on your hand, but your playing is awful
I wish I had every Django Reinhardt recording ever made. |
Granted. They block you door and windows and you starve.
I wish for a world with less cruelty. |
Granted, the world is now full of over emotional flamboyant people.
I wish for more unisex bathrooms. |
Granted.
And you are unisex now. :bleh: I wish there were more Unreal Coop maps. |
Granted, there are more coop maps now, but no one to play them with.
I wish that all your stockz are belong to us. |
Granted. All right, all your stocks belong to us, so you are broke and have to live on the street now. And a dog steals your shoes and the wind blows away you paper that should do as you blanket at night.
I wish for more flawless printing solutions in medium business field. |
Granted, unfortunately this makes you incredibly dull so you now spend a lot of time alone.
I wish for more disk space. |
Granted. You get a new SATA drive. You heard about the "emulated IDE issue" and fiddle around in your BIOS. Great, your PC burns away. All your Data is lost! MU-HARHARHAR! >:)
I wish for less scam in IT-equipment. (stayin in this theme...) |
Granted. No equipment, no scams.
I wish I had some ice for my coke. |
Granted. You now live on the North Pole.
I wish for vacation |
Granted.
You may have a four years vacation. On the north pole. We don't want TheChosen to feel lonely, do we ? I wish I had a Pinguicula gigantea. |
Granted. Since I tought that has something to do with penguins, youre now living with me and J@nek in north pole! Oh joy!
I wish I had a sword. My kingdom for a sword! |
Quote:
........ Penguins on the north pole? :blink: ZOMG the planet is warming faster then I thought ! ZOMG !! Your wish is granted, you get a sword, 20 cm deep between your shoulderblades. You gonna love it, really. I wish it wasn't time yet again to clean up the inside of my PC, the fans are making noise again ... dust dust dust and my eternal smoking. <_< |
Granted, you are going to remove those dreaded fans.
So your PC is just getting a bit hotter than usual. I wish, I wish. Since He's going to remove them anyway. :whistling: |
You get my fans.
But the coils are fried. I wish I had 'real silent' fans in my PC. :kosta: |
Granted, but your hdd sounds like 50 chainsaws
I wish nothing will go wrong in any way |
Granted, nothing hasn't gone wrong, everything has.
I wish for Lemuria to be real. |
It's real, they found it on the north pole.
You will live there now. Don't fear, you ain't alone there, it even becomes crowded with Abandonia members I would say. I wish the world had 2 south poles. |
I aint granting you no wishies... theres the Megnetic and the Geographical southpoles :B
i wish that the above is correct, and if it is correct before my wish is granted, i wish for a weelchair that is able to climb stairs. |
Granted, you get a wheelchair with snowtires and ice spikes.
You need them@the north pole where you join the rest of us. We organise a stair climbing contest especially for you. I wish Halindir would fall from the stairs. |
Granted. Halindir comes over to your place, falls down the stairs, and sues you for improper stair maintenance. He wins and gets your new silent PC fans.
I wish my coworker would hurry up and get off the phone so we could play foosball. |
He does and because he did it so fast, he gets promoted and youre fired. Have fun with your foosball game.
I wish for a huge collection of internet radios. |
Granted. Was about time you'd get what you wanted ....
But there is no internet conn on the north pole. Can't have it all .... I wish it was nice sunny weather this weekend. For humans. On Earth. Where I live. Not sunny weather without rain forever. |
Granted. Ideal weather for building Your igloo...on the north pole :D
I wish for a huge "house" party with all AB members |
Granted, and you're banned
I wish I had a brain sometimes |
Granted. Also, with brain, you'l get a brain tumor.
I wish I had the best RPG's in the world. |
Granted. It's Your life - the best and most realistic RPG ever.
I wish for breakfast in bed. |
Granted. The cockroaches joins you on your breakfast.
I wish I wasn't on the north pole. |
Granted, global warming accelerates, so the snow and ice melts. Unfortunately, you drown.
I wish for someone else to clean my apartment tomorrow. |
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Granted you use the bow for all the wrong purposes. You use it to mash potatoes.
I wish for there to be less "forbidden 403" links like in the post above me. |
Granted.
You're a real marksman with bow&arrow. You could easily win the olympics. YOU'RE COULD BE TEH BEST EVAH. 'Could', sadly enough you were biten in hands, arms and legs by a mad rooster. You get gangrene ..... you are dismembered. Tsssssssssssss, what a shame. Damn you Tulac :angry: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tulac @ Sep 29 2007, 12:48 PM) [snapback]313820[/snapback]</div> Quote:
There are no '403' leftover, no link at all even. Internet is comletely down now. B******d Tulac. I wish I had a Duvel right now. |
Here you go. However, its so hot that you burn your mouth.
I wish I had a leisure suit. |
Granted.
Unfortunately you are seen. I wish I wish I had a dish of fish |
Granted, you wished for it but got a platter of dung instead
I wish there were less viruses around |
Granted. There is only one strain of virus left in the entire world, except it is the most lethal virus ever known to man. It is airborne and instantly passes from victim to victim, causing their brains to swell up until their heads literally explode. The entire human population on the entire globe is completely annihilated simply because YOU didn't want so many annoying cold viruses around. A pox upon you and your posterity...if they weren't already dead that is.
I wish to be the best musician in the entire world. |
Granted, after the virus pegged out everyone but you, you are now THE best musician in the world, as well as the only audience. Happy gigging.
I wish I could get back my sleep pattern |
Granted, you now have a sleeping pattern of a 1 year old baby. That's how it used to be after all.
I wish for a doo doo. |
your doo doo is here http://eroundlake.com/blog/uploaded_images...dent-768505.jpg
i wish for optic fibres |
Granted, but you only use it for sex purposes. :blink:
I wish for more orange juice in my glass. |
Granted.
I've put the glass in your lung, though. I wish for an emoticon that properly represents the depth of human emotion |
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Granted. All humans lose the ability show any emotion except for the following: :yawn:
I wish for a corn dog so big that even God couldn't eat it. |
@Halindir: Granted. Now you got boobs and breastcancer.
@ReamusLQ: Granted. However, you are crushed under the corn dog. I wish I dont have to wake up at 4:50 tomorrow |
Granted. You have to wake up at 4:00 cause they changed the public transport schedule!
I wish I wouldn't have wrecked my car! :( |
Granted, someone just stole your car, wrecked it and placed it back in it's original place.
I wish I didn't needed to sneak in PC hardware for my Desktop. (My mom WILL kill me IF she finds out) |
Granted. You no longer have a computer.
I wish for inspiration. |
Granted, you get inspired to kill yourself.
I wish my wifi card is going to work immediately with my Ubuntu boot. |
Granted, but it won't work correctly.
I wish that any time I was given a price to pay, I could pull exact change in that amount from my pocket. |
Sure, but guess what? All that money is in cents!
I wish for more nudity in games. |
Granted, it's all full nude for the male games characters from now on. :blink:
I wish I could easily setup my USB broadband modem in CentOS 4.5. |
Granted. Now you think that just putting modem in the computer will install it. However, it explodes the whole computer instead.
I wish someone would tought me how to wrestle. |
Granted, you'll get a private lesson from Hulk Hogan.
Unfortunately he crushes you to a pulp. I wish I had a CD/DVD reader/burner, instead of a CD reader/burner. |
Granted, you have a super_de_luxe_extremely_fast_DVD_burner.
Causes a meltdown, you get a China syndrome and you and your house sink to the Earth's core. Bye bye. You're better off than most of us, it's cold here on the north pole. I wish you punks would be satisfied with all you have, you're always nagging the whole day through, PUNKS. |
Granted. Now we are satisfied while youre crying in north pole full of penguins!
I wish I had all the seasons of "Quantum Leap" |
Granted, except that the DVD's are the wrong region for your neck of the woods.
I wish that that I didn't feel quite so ill. |
Granted.
You are now numb to all physical sensation. I wish everybody was dead but me |
Granted. You are now left to live the rest of your lonely years wallowing in your misanthropy, enjoy! :)
I wish that decent live bands came to play in Bangkok. |
Granted, you'll soon receive a visit of a band of very agitated (and slightly deranged) individuals to have their fun on expense of others.
I wish I had an angel... :whistling: |
Thy wish, GRANTED. your very own archangel will be with you shortly, in the mean time...
I rather wish cigarettes had never been invented. |
Granted.
I personally make you suffer for 4 long days until you are rescued by the merciful hand of death. I wish I had a cigarette now |
granted, you now have a cigarette, but it's wet :)
I wish I was better at backgammon :D |
Granted. You have been sented to Backgammon dojo in Japan, where you spent five years perfecting your skills.
I wish something cool would happen in my life...and It would be something that doesnt have anything to do with death |
Granted.
You get raped by a snowman. I wish that we didn't void our bowels at the moment of death |
Granted, everyone dying now find pickled onions mysteriously shoved up their bum. Everyone hate you for your wish
I wish I didn't tell the secrets of playing |
Granted, now I can't play backgammon with you :P
I wish that I smoked less. |
Granted, but now You drink more.
I wish for vacation on a carraibian islands |
EDIT: Coz I was too late ^_^
Granted, you are now pepared as dinner for the local cannibals I wish everything was perfectly fine in every way |
@ J@nek: Granted, except the island in the Caribbean you are on is actually a tiny little sand bar in the middle of the ocean surrounded man eating sharks and all you have to occupy you is a huge crate of gay porn.
@ Mighty Midget: Granted, everything is now very very small... I wish I didn't have so many relationship problems |
Granted. You are now single...forever...
I wish that hang-over never existed... |
Granted. You have been guillotined
I wish those online gamers weren't such a bunch of wankers, quitting as soon as they are not in a massive lead. |
Granted, except now they have web cams and you have to not only listen to them whine and complain the entire game, but you have to watch them "wank" while you play the game :wink:
I wish for lots and lots of cheese... |
Granted.
Lots of cheese between your toes. What a smell !!!!! Your neighbours start a petition to get you banned, and you are banned, to the north pole. All those Abandonia members there can't stand that smell and ditch you in the freezing sea. I wish I didn't forgot to buy bread for breackfast tommorow morning. |
Granted. You forgot to buy milk.
I wish "art" was spelled with an F. |
Granted, it is now spelled "frt." "Apple" is now spelled "fpple," "angry" is now spelled "fngry," and thousands of men now called "Fdam" now want to hunt you down and kill you.
I wish the global community could do more for the people of Burma, which would result in less deaths. |
The justice league of america bombs burma, razing most of it before retiring to fill in the official reports.
These reports mostly consist of estimates of civilian casualties; an arbitrary number between 1 and 20. I wish I knew more about our loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby |
Granted. However since I can't put my finger on what you are wishing for, you get a role of toilet paper instead.
I wish for more people wearing spandex |
Granted, one more people is wearing it. YOU are that people.
And you look pretty ridicule too. I wish my big fat cigar was a bigger fatter one. |
Granted. Its now sooo humongous that you die after you have finished smoking it.
I wish I had a comic book right now |
Granted.
You get a comic book. It's full of adverts... particularly hypnotic adverts. You spend all your pennies, selling off your organs to scrape in everything you can, on x-ray glasses and itching powder. The glasses don't work and the powder gets spilled in your underwear drawer. I wish for a pet tiger that was my bestest friend and wouldn't hurt me and would kill anybody i told it to |
Granted, you get your lovely pet-tiger.
He's your best friend, loves you, and you love him, he's your domestic mate. The tiger's female and companion gets jealous and kills you. I wish all members of Abandonia good luck and plenty happiness. |
Granted, but then you get banned, so no luck and happiness for you :)
I wish for the storm that's about to hit to go elsewhere.... |
Granted.
The storm goes elsewhere. You also go elsewhere, the same elsewhere as the storm. You're blown away and crush your skull onto an iglo. I wish that the 'elsewhere' would be the north pole. |
Granted, you're now elsewhere.
I wish to have a brand new hell-machine of a computer |
Granted. And it was cheap, too: all it cost you was your soul.
I wish people would quit cooking bad-smelling foods in the microwave at work. |
Granted, they now over cook broccoli and other horrible foods by more than seven hours by using the one hot-plate in the office located on your desk.
I wish I was anorexic |
Granted, you're now a child again.
I wish I didn't want to wish anything |
Granted. You are pleased with everything and nothing. Your life gets more and more dull. You commit suicide.
I wish for less buzz words in enterprise and business IT. |
Granted, you're deaf now.
I wish a fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce |
Granted, you get your fried chicken with sweet, spicy sauce.
And as extra you get bird flu. I wish I knew which one of my @#&@#!# children has taken my Alien DVD collection so I could kick his/her sorry ar*e. :hammer: |
Granted, but they are armed with nuclear warheads, so you aren't getting anywhere near it.
I wish I could find a picture of a Nazi elephant. |
Granted. He's in front of your door. When you open up he hits you unconcious, steals your money and valuable goods, shouts "Heil!" and runs off laughing viciously.
I wish for less sniffy people all over the world. |
Granted. Now youre the only one left.
I wish I had the Ghost N' Goblings arcade machine in my room. |
Granted. Now you room is full and you can't get in or out.
I wish that the burden that we all (INCLUDING ME!) have to carry day by day wouldn't always get heavier but lighter. |
EDIT
Granted, your wallet is getting dangerously thin I wish those nazis would just snap out of it |
Granted they all become elephants and trample you to a pulp.
I wish for a better fan *gasp* |
Granted, you now have a FC Liverpool fan in your room.
I wish that my throat wouldn't sore. |
Granted, but now your leg falls off.
I wish that tonight is full of joy and fantastic music! (btw, I hope you feel better soon Tulac :) ) |
Granted. You meet a lovely handsome guy, that'll screw your feelings in the end. You're sad for the next two months.
I wish for better digestible coffee. |
Granted, it is now pure acid and goes straight through you. Literally.
I wish for a pony :P |
Granted. The pony falls down on you.
I wish the this stupid wardrobe would get out of my office. |
Granted, the wardrobe comes to life, attacks you, then leaves.
I wish I had the ability to cook well. |
Granted. You're moved into The Twilight Zone where you have to cook well eternally for a sultan. Every day is the same.
I wish for a nice pub around. |
Granted, but oh god! The pub is filled with obnoxious englishmen!
I wish for arcade games |
Granted, your world becomes one huge arcade game.
Oh my oh my oh my an enormous sun outburst causes a devastating EMP and your world is fried. You're also fried. Shame, real shame, tsssssssssssssssssssssss. I wish I didn't had to paint my house again ..... :/ |
Granted, It has burned to the ground
I wish I didn't see all the crap I've seen on the internet |
Granted. You've now seen all of that same crap, but in your own bedroom.
I wish I didn't have to drive 325 miles this afternoon. |
Granted. Il take you back in time and now you'l have to walk 325 miles.
I wish I had an appartment near my school |
Granted...but unfortunately theres a lunatic doing some schoolshooting...and you die
i wish i was an Arnold. |
Granted, you are now Arnold Arnoldski
I wish people weren't so concerned about being so politically correct all the time |
Granted, now people are concern about not being concerned to be politically correct all the time.
I wish for bigger spoons |
Granted.
All your mugs are obsolete and you have to buy special stirrers or giant mugs to make a coffee. I wish to be a Planeteer! |
Granted. You're now stuck in a cartoon comic world.
I wish we didn't have the global warming rising |
Granted. Now we have the global cooling. Hope you have lots of wool.
I wish people would realize that Winnie the Pooh is all about "The moneyh!" |
Granted, but you destroy millions of people's childhood memories in the process, so they hunt you down and kill you.
I wish I didn't have to go out tonight. |
Granted; you now have absolutely no friends, family, or associates with whom you could go out with even if you wanted.
I wish I could speak fluent Russian |
Granted, as a prisoner in a remote, secret Gulag camp, the fellow prisoners teach you all you want to know as payment for picking up their soap bars in the shower.
I wish time was of no relevancy |
Granted, but now no-one knows if they're coming or going, and everyone goes insane.
I wish for less badgers :) |
granted, and you get .. SNAAAAAAKEEEEEE
i wish for picture of somebody in a full size *cough cough* |
Granted, you get a picture of me being pissed off on you for interrupting my response. In full size!
I wish that the universal balance would create an abstract layer of consiousness in every living being therefore creating a time-space distortion that can only be avoided by eating large cheese sandwiches with extra mayonaisse. |
Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a weirdo for making that wish, so they avoid you. You die alone, but at least you have an abstract layer of consciousness while you do it.
I wish for cheese to be readily available in my neck of the woods... |
Granted. Cheese is now EVERYWHERE, and I mean everywhere. Soon you are sick of it and you only want a ritz, but you can't have any coz there is no room left coz of all the cheese.
I wish I had a working stove |
Granted. And now you have to actually cook. Eeeew!
I wish for my badgerland to become true |
Granted.
Badgerland becomes true in your pants, and is conveniently located near your bits and bobs. It reeks of badger and nobody will sleep with you ever again. I wish I could play the stylophone. |
Granted. You now have to play it day and night without interruption until your hands become numb and you begin to starve.
I wish it wasn't so cold here today (brr) |
Granted, it is now -80 C every day now for the rest of the earth's existence. Thanks a lot you selfish jerk!
I wish I could do planche push-ups. |
Granted, although in your quest for muscles you misuse steroids and become a hulk of a man with breasts and shrunken genitalia.
I wish for friends that weren't so crazy. |
Granted, now you have dull conservative friends.
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I wish you had made a wish :P
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Granted.
He made a wish and it didn't turn out like he hoped it would. I wish my coffee hadn't gotten cold |
Granted. Your coffe is so hot, that You've burnt Your mouth and throat.
I wish taht autumn will finally ends |
It ends. Now it's winter.
I wish I hadn't run out of cigarettes just now. |
Granted.
You find another pack, but they're wet. (See how you like it! :bleh: ) I wish my playstation didn't broked. |
Granted, your PS is in excellent shape.
Works GREAT. Yay. Your two arms are broken now, and all your fingers. Whilst I'm on it, your neck is also broken. And your legs. You're a totall loss. I wish my [autocensormode on]*********[/autocensor mode off] wasn't itching. |
Granted your autocensormode isn't itching anymore.
I wish I didn't needed to reinstall Windows on my Desktop. :wallbash: |
granted, you v got no desktop at all
i wish for a new i pod |
Granted.
Your manhood turns into a new ipod. I wish I had a manhood of equine proportions |
Granted, it is now the size of a very large horse.
I wish I had telescope arms |
Granted, your arms can reach from 1cm to 7 cm, telescopic of course.
You gonna have a lot of fun. I wish there was something interesting on the telly. |
you
... :D i wish for telly |
Granted, you now got a new telly which is broken after you turn it on.
I wish the time of the old Dos games would return in a new, interesting way |
Granted. All of the old classics have now been remade, the game engines completely changed, the graphics redesigned to stunning 3D images, and the games have all of the potential in the universe to be absolutely amazing.
Unfortunately, the gaming companies realize the current story lines would never sell, so they decide to target a specific market and make all of the characters engage in unspeakable homosexual acts with very little elements of the original plot line left in the games. Thanks to you, our classics have been destroyed forever. I wish STD's didn't exist |
Granted, but now you have flu instead.
I wish I could get my phone's WAP to work properly. |
Your phone is stolen.
The thief gets the WAP to work properly on your phone. :bleh: I wish all those GSMs -(Cell-phones for the foreigners)- would disappear forever. What's wrong with you peeps? Can't you live without that horrific thing glued on your ears? You're all nuts. |
Granted!!! And now there are a few Billion people angry enough of you to kill you.
*I'd suggest plastic surgery, new name and live on a remote location. Like the north pole. :bleh: * I wish I could control my Desktop from my Laptop through "remote Desktop". |
Granted, but you have no control over your bladder
I wish I had all the hdd space I wanted |
Granted, You don't need any hdd space at all, so your drives are removed from your system and mailed to me. :sneaky:
I wish I have Larger (Mb wise) Hard Disks for my system, without making them incompatible with MY system. |
Granted, but your cpu, memory chips, monitor, keyboard and glass of water catch fire and burn your house down
I wish for all good things to happen to all |
Granted, all good things happened to all. No good things are left anymore and will never again happen.
I wish people would stop to be smoking and the term "cigarettes" would disappear from our knowledge |
Granted, now I kill you LOL
I wish that I had a slave to go and buy kitty litter for me. |
Granted.
You get a black slave called "Boy" and are hounded day and night by equal rights protestors. I wish I had another mug of coffee. No surprises, I don't want to turn into a coffee, I don't want coffee made from people or anything like that. Just a mug of coffee. |
Granted, it's a nice normal hot cup of coffee, which you immediately drop and burn your crotch.
I wish for a pig-ant. |
OH.....
Your wish is granted, you have one. I won't corrupt that one, live with it. BTW: it also SLEEPS with you. I wish there weren't so much 'IT specialists' that completely screw up PLC and numeric CAM programming. Would make my life on the tech board much easier. |
Granted. The IT specialists all get jobs in marketing and leave it to the everyday users to screw up PLC and numeric CAM programming. Have fun!
I wish my family was sane. |
Your entire family is sane now.
And therefore rejects you. I wish my youngest granddaughter wouldn't like so much to grab my dentures. |
Granted, she grabbed your shoelaces instead, tripping you. You hit the deck with a scream. Your last scream... ever.
I wish today was longer. |
Granted. Today will last 840 hours and will forever be known as The Monday That Wouldn't Die. Every working person in the world is now out to kill you.
I wish my mother-in-law wasn't about to visit. |
Granted.
She's right behind you! I wish I was lovely |
Granted, everyone would love to spend time with you and admire you, if it wasn't for that nasty virus you got that sent you off to isolation and quarantine for the rest of your life... about 15 minutes.
I wish I had everything the way I wanted and needed. |
Granted. However, your needs and wants are in constant conflict with each other, and you get nothing but a throbbing headache.
I wish I could travel through time, forward or back, at will. |
Granted, you're now lost in the endless parallel universes and can't find your way back to your own timescape.
I wish there wasn't an "edit" line at the bottom whenever one has to edit his post :ph34r: |
Granted.
No w we can 'd etit our postz animore. We zALl hate you. I wish there were nude female emos. :blink: <_< :brain: :kosta: :tomato: :tai: |
Granted.
I wish my music collection was all on original vinyl pressings. |
Granted. However, you have no idea how to play them.
I wish I would be more healthier person |
Granted, and I won't corrupt that wish.
I wish all the vinyl records that Lulu_Jane has would be completely, totally worn out. CDs RULEZ !!!! |
Granted, but because of your nasty wish, I come to your house and take to you with an icepick while you sleep :)
I wish I was winning at backgammon :D |
Granted.
Yet again, however, you manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I wish I knew how to play backgammon properly |
Granted. You forget, however, how to do just about anything else.
I wish I could see beyond this world |
Granted. You now see beyond this world which is full of H.P Lovecraft-type-of-horrors. Its so awful that you go blind.
I wish I could join in Team Rocket. |
Granted, you now join the team that's going to be blown up in a rocket as test objects.
I wish I could eat a fresh honeydew melon |
Granted.
You are now capable of eating a honeydew melon by vomiting your stomach acids over it until it's soft and mushy then using a straw. I wish for the fulfillment of this wish to have no effect other than that specifically addressed in the phrasing of the wish. |
Granted, you get nothing.
I wish I didn't have that beer. |
Granted. Your best friend had that beer several hours beforehand, then came around and refilled the glass with the "processed" beer, and you unknowingly drank that instead. Nice friends you've got.
I wish the shadows outside weren't quite so long. |
Granted. They demolished your house.
I wish noone posted next |
Granted.. Im a noone
I wish i was famous ...or ..i wish the next one to post next wishes for a pony. |
Granted. Now youre ill-famed geek who spents 20 hours a day playing video games.
I wish all the dos games would work withouth any problems on the moderm system. |
Granted.
Now the only OS in the world is an updated MSDos 6.22 that runs flawless all games. And of course prompt commands only. I wish that Vista didn't had to do a complete chkdsk after installing Ubu and the Grubbootmanager. |
Granted, now Vista won't even consider booting up after installing ubu and Grub.
I wish my Desktop would be more Silent in it's actions. (HDD, RAM, it's all noisy <_< ) I'd like to sleep without needing to turn off the entire thing. (only then I notice how slow it is) |
Granted, it is now quiet enough so you can sleep, however you now dream of the noise, and wake up cross.
I wish that tonight is full of glorious music and dancing and nothing bad happens. |
Granted. You join me in to the trip to St. Pauli tonight. You are dressed too little (it's chilly here ATM) and freeze all night and have a cold tomorrow.
I wish the old days wouldn't be so far back in the years and it was easier to have parties. |
Granted. People now have more parties but you arent invited!
I wish I had that Leisure Suit I mentioned earlier. |
Granted, but you stand to close to someone who is smoking, and the leisure suit catches fire and melts all over you pink body causing massive burns.
I wish I knew how to send text messages with my new phone. Stupid Samsung non-intuitive design! |
Granted, now you can finally read the phone's manual and learn how to send messages.
You gain that knowledge. Congrats, a small step for mankind but a enormous leap for you. YOU DID IT !!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! You can send messages !!! BUT....... the phone now recieves ALL messages send from anyone to anyone. YOU ARE FLOODED WITH MESSAGES. The whole day and night through you hear constantly that stupid tune you've put on the phone. I wish I was in Hawai ..... |
Granted, you are literally in Hawaii. Inside a gigantic volcano to be exact.
I wish I wish. |
Granted, you're a wisher now.
It's a paradox, but none will be granted, EVAH. I wish I wasn't inside a vulcano. HOT HERE.......... HOT. |
Granted, you are now inside a block of ice.
I wish I knew who keeps calling me then ringing off just as I get to the phone :( |
Granted.
It's the CIA. Off to Guantanamo with you! I wish for inner peace, by which I mean a lack of inner turmoil, not being dead or brain-dead or paralysed or anything. |
Granted - you've just became a cannibal and ate 4 peace activists, so there's nothing but peace within you.
I wish one of those activists wasn't my friend. ^_^ |
Granted. One of the activists wasn't your friend. The other three were.
I wish I wasn't on-call this weekend. |
Wish Granted! You're fired.
I wish Tom Landry was still alive to coach the Cowboys in the NFL. |
OK, but the players can't stand his "afterlife smell" and do nothing but puke if he's anywhere within a 500 yard radius of them.
I wish the they'd finally stop polluting the planet with instant hit music. |
Granted. Now theyre only producing very bad music.
I wish I could break the fourth wall. |
you managed to do so with your breath taking rush of feces while sitting in a public toilet cabin
i wish for healty stomach |
Granted, your stomach now is so strong that it can digest steel. In fact, steel is the only thing it can accept. Of course, there's a matter of swallowing it first...
I wish for an armageddon |
Granted, you're stuck in a cinema showing nothing but Armageddon (with Bruce Willis) for three days straight!
I wish I could see your face when you get out of the cinema after that :D |
Granted you can see his face, but you have gone through the same treatment.
I wish NYAAAAAAAR ALAKAZAM BAM BAM BOORO |
Granted.
NYAAAAAAAR ALAKAZAM BAM BAM BOORO appears and eats your liver. I wish I had a turkey sandwich. Nothing weird happening. I dont want to turn into a turkey. I don't want anything weird on the sandwich. Turkey sandwich. |
you get a turkey sandwich. and the turkey pecked your eye
i wish for the same as the person above but with dead fried turkey instead |
Granted.
An eagle wants your fried turkey and pecks your eye. I wish I was an eagle. |
Granted.
You peck your own eye. I wish no-one pecks my eye. |
your eye pecks itself
i wish for new topic |
granted but you will get banned.
I wish for an earlier x-mas :( |
yay, its nuclear winter
i wish for funnier posts from people who wish for earlier xmas :P |
They already were, you were just unable to understand the depths of their humor.
I wish for :ok: |
Granted.
:ok: appears and violates you with that massive thumb. I wish :titan: would be my personal slave and do nothing other than that which I tell him and know I would like. |
granted. you, though, became a sadomasochists (you know, kinky porn can spoil you)
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Granted, it gave you ideas on where to put your thumb instead.
I wish everyone would do the monkey dance :monkey_dance: |
so we did, including you (right.. you sarted dancing)
i wish i didnt have to wake up so early tomorrow |
Granted, you have to sleep during the day until the late evening. Because of this, you're slowly turning into a crazy killer, roaming the streets at night.
I wish I had an ice cream right now |
Granted. Unfortunately the temperature randomly spikes to 200 degrees and your ice cream instantly melts into a messy puddle on the floor, which is then attacked by red fire ants so there's no chance of eating the melted ice cream. You then suffer a massive mental break down and spend the rest of your life crying in a straight jacket in a padded cell.
I wish upon a star... |
Your wish is granted, you're now crushed by a huge flaming meteor.
I wish there were less mosquitos where I am right now |
ALAKZAM! You wish has been granted. Now there are only 20 mosquitos. They are the size of skyscrapers and are currently enjoying a flesh feast.
I wish for the death of River dance. |
Granted. With the dead of the river dance, the rivers cease flowing and there's no more drinking water. Rain circles are disturbed and everything goes down the drain. Great wish... <_< ;)
I wish I knew the name of this rock band I have two unlabled CDs of. :whistling: |
Granted.
The name is so pretentious and crap that you can never enjoy their music again. I wish I had a McBurger. |
And a huge Scott comes up and hugs you and says: "Aye laddy, I bestove 'ereby the love of the whole clan McBurger upan ye!"
I wish somebody took a picture of that happening. |
Granted, but they happen to be naked and wouldn't you know, the Mind's Eye is the one we can't poke out.
I wish for Lulu Jane. |
Granted. You may now wish for Lulu Jane until you grow to be 154 years old and there will never be any other person you'll ever be able to fall in love with.
I wish for world peace - without people getting killed before it's achieved. |
Granted, all humanity is eternally paralized.
I wish from more crunchy cookie pieces in ice cream. |
Granted.
There is world peace then everybody dies. I wish that there was a better emoticon for fear. One that didn't say "ninja" :ph34r: |
@Tulac: Ice-creams are now full of crunchy cookie pieces tasting like muck.
@chumloofah: The :ph34r: smiley is getting replaced with a personal photo of a beautiful girl, taken at the moment when she saw you. I wish I was there to comfort that beautiful girl... |
Granted.
You take her home to comfort her and are surprised to find she has a penis, and that it is in your hand. I wish i could fly like superman. Not like anybody or anything else. |
You now fly just like Superman with a backpack full of kryptonite on your back!
I wish I was invisible! |
You are.
And the driver of the 40 tons 18 wheeler never knew that he was driving over you, smearing you allover some 250 meters of road. I wish there would be some good movies on the telly this weekend. |
Granted. The top ten movies ever made are shown. Unfortunately their is a global power outage and by the time everything is restored to normal all that is showing is a 500 hour teletubby marathon.
I wish I was a neo-Skoptzy like in The Stars My Destination |
Granted, but at that point your taste changes and you start hating yourself for it.
I wish I knew who the guy you're talking about is. |
Granted, you know all of them, more: you ARE one of them.
BTW:The Skoptzy (Cyrillic alphabet скопцы, also transliterated as Skoptsy, Skoptzi, Skoptsi, Scoptsy and other spellings) ....... For men, "lesser" castration was the removal of the testicles only, while "greater" castration was the removal of the penis as well. I wish I hadn't been completely drunk yesterday evening. |
Granted; you were so drunk you died from alcohol poisoning.
BTW: The Neo-skoptzy group in The Stars My Destination had all of their nerve endings severed, simply existing while not experiencing any physical sensations whatsoever. I wish I had better friends. |
Granted, you now have slightly better friends, but your old ones soon form an alliance against you with your new ones and, much like Ceaser, you are soon stabbed in the back.
I wish for a year's supply of Ex-Lax! |
And you get it mixed with your next drink :P
I wish the new forum would be opened already! |
Granted.
The new forum layout is in use, and crashes continually. I wish the next poster would get a haircut, the punk. |
Granted, the punk now became a skinhead and came with his gang to beat up and rape your entire family.
I wish there'd be something good on the radio. |
Granted, there're now crazy whistling and cracking sounds anywhere on the radio.
I wish I would be teleported away somewhere else instantly |
Granted, you're now in line at the DMV.
I wish for marijuana to be legal in all of the united states. I don't use it, but I just feel bad for the people who do. |
Granted, not only marihuana but also all other drugs are now freely available. Everyone begins to use them, and soon it will be the living Hell on Earth.
I wish I knew what's a DMV |
Granted, it's the Department Of Motor Vehicles. You are now forced to work there for eternity.
I wish a nice evening later with no crazy French women getting cross. |
Granted. Now the women will be German. <Nefarious laughter>
I WISH TO RULE THE UNIVERSE! |
Granted. The paperwork is killing you and everybody laughts at you for your stupid wish and insufficient unsurances that don't work in all parts of the universe.
I wish that I felt like the music would sound better with you (all). |
Granted, the music now sounds so glorious with all of us, that your heart explodes because it can't handle all the wonder.
I wish I understood the shoutbox and its mysterious ways. |
Granted. You take the long journey up the Himalaya to meet Fuji Hasimoto to ask him. It's freezing up there and the old man sits cross-legged in the place he seems to sit for eternities. Fuji raises his index finger and answers:"Only the admins can help you. My knowlege is little in these fields."
Your disappointment is huge. I wish for less pitfalls in programming languages. |
Granted, there are now less pitfalls in programming languages, but many more pitfalls in yours. No one can understand you and you become very lonely.
I wish I could leave work now. |
Jane, You're fired!!!
I wish I really was your boss :) |
Granted, I now annoy you every day and make your life just that much more irritating - ENJOY :D
I wish that it was Saturday. |
Granted, you jumped in time - so it's your first 18 hour working Saturday - enjoy the extra pro bono work!
I wish the weather's nice this weekend. |
Granted.
The weather is nice for fish. I wish I was the million dollar man |
Granted, you're stuffed with a million of 1 Dollar coins which makes you unable to move and ultimately to survive.
I wish I knew what to wish |
Granted.
you think of something really awesome and incorruptible. too bad you wasted your wish :tai: I wish for :sos: |
And you have just become the radio operator on Titanic sending the :sos: signal with the water knocing at your cabin door.
I wish for a smaller kite. |
The kite became so small, it got inside your body and into your bloodflow of your brain... then it became large again.
I wish I win! |
You just won... an old, falling apart hut of a fisherman bordering a beach of a cold ocean.
I wish every day would be sunny |
Welcome to the center of the sun, where it never, ever rains. <insert nefarious laughter>
I wish for the death of Calypso, and the end of the Twisted Metal tournament! |
Granted; unfortunately it comes about by you winning the tournament and then strapping 200 pounds of C-4 to your chest and upon him congratulating you, you detonate the explosives and blow up Calypso, as well as a small chunk of the earth you loved so much. Oh yeah, and you die too.
I wish for a burrito so big that God couldn't eat it, and then I want to live to watch him try and eat the whole thing. |
Granted, you now watch God eating the burrito.... in heaven. I wish I had a bit more money at the moment. |
Granted, you know have a bit more money, but not enough to buy anything useful.
I wish that I could drink more coffee. |
granted. Your stomach is expanded ten fold and your bodies tolerance for caffeine increases by just as much. Unfortunately you are in a terrible car accident and they have to completely remove your lower jaw, tongue, and upper mandibles and seal up the hideous gash with skin from your left buttock. You live the rest of your life as a freak who has to be fed via an IV.
I wish to be as emaciated and disturbing but alive as the creepy dude in my avatar. |
Granted. But you remain the frozen, cyber-picture that your avatar is.
I wish that I had the Nintendo Wii console, and it worked and was fun and I always used it to play the latest games :P |
granted, but you get a little over zealous playing Tennis with the Wii-mote and it flies from your hand and smashes your TV and the glass shards slice your eyeballs and you are now blind so you can no longer see the screen to play your precious game.
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Since he didn't make a wish Reamus's tongue falls out.
I wish ac/dc would go on tour here and I got to go and see them and it was awesome. |
Granted, but it's the tour on which they play their latest album which sounds like a mix of backstreet boys and 50 cent.
I wish for more eggz. |
Granted.
And you may join the eggheads now. I wish it wouldn't be begin to freeze at night from now on ....... :/ |
granted, you now spend the nights thawing because you are completely frozen to the core.
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish the first time. |
Not granted.
Having no tongue you are unable to do more than hope, which might be enough for jesus, but not for this genie, brother. @Tulac: I wished for awesome too! :wallbash: Now I wish I had the power of a Jedi. No midichlorians, thank you. Just the Force. |
Granted, you are now a jedi cat.
Btw are you saying that backstreet boys are not awesome? :blink: I wish for chumloofah to think that backstreet boys are awesome. |
Granted, and you are now a Backstreet boy. Chumloofah's new obsession leads him to stalk and, eventually, murder all of the Backstreet Boys, including you. What a shame.
I wish for a happy, happy birthday. |
Granted. It is the happiest birthday anyone has ever had in the entire existence of mankind. Unfortunately every birthday after this one sucks and is incredibly disappointing because none of them could possibly live up to how great this one is, so to escape the depression you OD on heroin and die at the ripe old age of 20.
I wish for a special going away present. |
Granted.
Your tongue in a jar. I wish I had the discipline to end this tongue madness. |
Granted, but no-one else does, so your tongue-stopping plans are foiled MWAHAHHAH.
I wish I was less stressed today. |
Granted. You are less stressed, you are totally bored. Nothing happens and the whole day is dull. When you're home you think what a crappy day this has been and get drunk.
I wish for more scalable phoning solutions! |
Granted.
You get your completely uninteresting wish, but your phone gets superglued to your ear. By the way, Lulu's wish turned into a perfect day. I wish I got the exact same result from this wish. |
Congratulations, racer. You got it right. You wished the perfect wish. You have a very nice day. Enjoy it, because it is also your last. <Nefarious, diabolical, maniacal laughter>
I wish for a single atom of a single brick of the Great Wall of China to fall off in six years. |
Granted. It does. Nothing happens to the wall. The atom get carried directly to you due to interregional winds and weather and whatnot. It turns into an isotope and starts the chainreaction of radioactive toxication in your body.
I wish for less duties to keep your life straight. |
Granted.
Your duties decrease and my life shifts into an arc. A high velocity arc on a collision course with your face, which explodes into powder upon impact. I take your credit card(s) from the carcass. I wish I knew what jesus would do. |
Granted. It's perverted and now you're disillusioned.
I wish I wasn't so cross today. |
Granted, you are square today.
I wish for a gagor. |
And you get it and gag on it!
I wish that Fatty Arbuckle's gags were a bit better! |
Granted, and now that you know, the old trickster set out to silence you
I wish the bank would get into gear and do their job |
Granted, banks now rob people even more.
I wish for a better caek. |
Granted, you get better cake, however, it is still not delicious.
I wish for all accountants to spontaneously combust. |
Granted, the world is now in a financial crisis. GREAT JOB LULU! JEEESH...
I wish for another one to bite the dust. |
Granted.
Somebody in some forsaken part of the world chews on some dust. You don't know who it is or what they were trying to prove. But know that until his dying day he will hate you. I wish 1984 had a lovely, happy ending. |
Granted, you are now in such a mental state you consider the ending of 1984 happy.
I wish for there to be less Big Brother on TV. |
Granted. There's a lot less Big Brother and a lot more Creepy Uncle Frank Who Prefers To Be Called Aunt Bernice.
I wish I could speak Scottish Gaelic. |
Granted. Now, you only speak scottish-gaelic, and you are unable to make a living due to it, then you spiral into a drug-induced narcotic oblivion, and finally kill yourself with bagpipes, ducktape, and a rabid squirrel.
I wish that a good leader would be elected to presidency in america, wouldn't die, wouldn't be replaced by someone worse(or at all), and wasn't the anti-christ OR satan. Also, he would be intelligent and knowledgable about all literacy and had an excellent vocabulary. |
Granted.
2 secs after the election USA is nuked to dust. I wish Lulu wasn't my passenger. She talks too much. |
Granted. Now, Kathy Griffin is your passenger.
I wish for a better tomorrow. P.S. Nuked counts as dying, but I'll let it go this time. |
Granted, tomorrow will be slightly better, but not enough so you will actually notice and today and every day except tomorrow will be hell.
I wish I had almighty powers to set everything right, (as well as the will to to so, so no "but you use it for evil" and all that :P) |
Granted.
Your first action is to set the Pisa tower right. The local souvenir shops will all go broke, so the shop owners lynch you. I wish 'nuked' wasn't considerated as killing by some nitpicking persons. |
OK, the Ukrainian colonel in charge of a the nuclear missile silos doesn't think nuking means killing, so he launches a nuke with the coordinates of your house at the time he knows you're at home.
I wish I'm not close to your house when the nuke hits. |
You're far far far away from my home when the launch occurs.
The electronics in the missile is so absolete that the missile deviates from his due course and heads precisely where you are, far far far away from my home. May you enjoy the experience, it will be short but extremely intensive. I wish Hellraiser's sequels were much better. |
No prob - they just made a new 5D sequel that's really great. You go and watch it, but don't realize that 5D means you're now sucked in the movie and become the first victim and die the most horrible and agonizing death you can imagine.
I wish they made a movie entitles Freddy vs. My Little Pony |
Granted. Your pony is brutally slaughtered while dreaming, and you are lynched by a furious animal rights group.
I wish I knew where my cap is. |
Granted. You now know that it is lodged in the belly of the rancor. You try to get it back, but in doing so, you get eaten. But at least you have your cap while slowly being digested by a rancor.
I wish I owned a tamed orphan rancor that would attack anyone I commanded it to, but ONLY the people I command it to. Also, it would only move when I told it to, and was meticulous about where it stepped. P.S. People die in a nuking process, so thats dying. |
Granted , you get yor rancor.
It's tame, does all you say and is carefull where it puts his feet. You can command it at your wishes. You love it and it loves you. You live happilly together. T'll that day comes, that worldwide Nuke_Teh_Rancor_Day. Your rancor gets nuked. And as you always stay close to it you're also nuked to dust. I wish chadtherodentslayer would stop nagging about his *People die in a nuking process, so thats dying*. |
Granted. I nuke you both :)
I wish for good things today. |
Granted.
Plenty good things happen to all of us, but not to you. You have a hell of a day. Your room is flooded. Your PC burns out. You break both your legs. Your fingers are squeezed between a automatic door with a faulty security switch, so all your fingers are borked. You break your jaw. But yeah, plenty good things happen to all of us.................but not to you. Tssssssssssssssss, ah the poor. :huh: I wish they never made Hellraiser:Hellworld. And more: I wish I didn't had to watch it yesterday evening. |
Granted, you didn't. It's real. Welcome to hell.
I wish all will work out for all |
Yup, all work out, so the whole world gets covered with everybody's sweat and you're the first to slowly drown in the fould smelling bodily fluid.
I wish you didn't have a cold at the time and could smell it. |
Granted.
You can smell it too. I wish for the infinite power of the ultimate gaylord, as implied by that guy at jk rowling's speech. Preferably sans the anusses (anii?), but do what you got to do. |
Granted. You have infinite power, not of a gay wizard, but of an asexual one. Enjoy :)
I wish the internet would behave itself. |
Granted. 95% of us are never allowed to connect to the Internet again.
I wish I had more money with which to buy lunch today. |
Granted.
You have just enough money to buy a take-away lunch. It's taken away and eaten by a big mean street dog. That big mean street dog also bites you. I wish Fruit Pie Jones would have a bit more luck in his life. The poor. |
Granted.
He has more luck. BAD LUCK! He endures a week of losing his job and loved ones due to depression and alcohol abuse. his misery is ended by a meteorite, that landed on him. I wish all the poor children would smile! |
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Luckily someone with a cam films this whole idiotic episode of yours and puts it up on youtube. It's a hit. All the children loves that crazy chumloofah and are smiling watching you going flat on ya face. I wish that at least ONE of us wouldn't corrupt all those nice wishes. You peeps are b************************ ************d. |
Granted. A spambot arrives, posts a poorly-spelled advertisement for male-enhancement drugs and/or cut-rate mortgages, does not corrupt a single wish, and is promptly banned. A subsequent investigation reveals that the bot posted from your IP address, so you won't ever get to see the fulfillment of your wish.
I wish these two clunky CRTs on my desk would be replaced by a pair of flat-panels. |
Granted, A space station falls down from orbit flattening the CRTs, the desk and you.
I wish Tom Waits would come to play here and that I got to go to the concert. |
Yay, Tom Waits concert time is here!
You go, of course. All dressed up nicely, cleaned up, you're looking swell. Oh my ... The crowd gets in an uncontrolable stampede, you're crushed under thousands of feet .... your remains are a bloody pulp ...... Shame, real shame, tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssk. I wish I could get one of those: SkullTrail |
You get one - shoved right up your behind!
I wish today was tomorow already! |
Granted, every today is now the day after and you are always too late for everything
I wish they didn't blow up stuff outside my bedroom window (or inside the building) |
Many genies would come up with something about them blowing things up inside your window.
Not this genie, brother! Granted. Nothing can blow up either without your window or within your building. The consequences of this are many and ranging, but your most pressing is the seagulls. Every seagull is fed solpadeine wrapped in bread, which resulted in their stomachs filling rapidly with gas. Being unable to either fart or explode the seagulls, in excruciating torment, look for the source of their misery. It's you. Thousands of inflated seagulls invade your home, and they take your balls. They take your balls! I wish I had a nikon camera. |
Granted, you had, but it got stolen and you miss it so you go completly insane.
I wish Vista didn't F up all that much |
Granted. Now, it succeeds in taking control of your computer and using it to commit bad computer stuff, like pirating, and animal porn.
I wish nukes were never invented, because it KILLS a lot of PEOPLE, because when nukes hit, people DIE. THEY DIE. PEOPLE DIE FROM NUKES. |
Granted, nukes have never been invented, they are non-existent.
In stead there are now nokies. Those are small, and kill only one peep by one. Guess who is the first victim of such nokie? Yes, right, chadtherodentslayer is that victim. I wish chadtherodentslayer would be slew by a rodent. |
*chadtherodentslayer just got pwned by dosraider*
i wish i didnt have to copy paste chadtherodentslayer's name |
Granted, now you type it out everytime. You get repetitive strain injury which turns into gangrene and all you fingers drop off.
I wish that my tooth didn't hurt. |
Granted. Your tooth doesn't hurt.
Your teeth hurts now. I wish I could see Lulu_Jane's eyes. |
Granted, you see her eyes. Unfortunately she's related to Mr. Walker/The Phantom and thus you die.
I wish those critters across the yard didn't have to have their parties cranked up to volume 11 every weekend. |
Granted. Instead of partying and all the youth-like whatnot, they become hippies and keep splashing animal blood on you and shouting song lyrics that have nothing to do with the situation at you every time you come out of your place of residence.
I wish that maybe, just maybe, The Rolling Stones would finally die. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they must be suffering. Seriously, have you seen them recently? I mean, come on. They might actually be dead already, but it's not like anyone could tell. It's not personal, it's a mercy killing. |
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They are nuked. Fast and mercyfull. The fallout is euuuuuurh falling out where you live. Your death is horrific. You die slowly and painfull. The rodents are happy. I wish someone would be so kind to scratch that itchy spot between my shoulders. |
Nokies... Gahahahahaaaa!
Probably the best thing I've ever read ever. Granted. Tiger scratches it. With hilarious consequences. I wish I had a nokie. |
They die, but because of their contract they have to perform at least 17.294 postmortem gigs and since it's you who wished them dead you have to be there all the time watching and SMELLING their corpses on stage being moved by puppeteers while listening to scratched old records used as the playback. (muck way too late)
You have it, but just one, whereas the rest of the population has at least three making you the laughing stock of the whole planet. I wish I understood your nokie obsessions. |
Granted.
You understand this obsession when you get a nokie shoved in your behind. OUGH !!! I wish that those tigers scratching between my shoulders were a lot more carefull regarding my poor ol'skin. |
Granted.
Male tigers come from far and wide to massage your skin using the gayest oils and lotions. I wish I owned my own battleaxe +1 :titan: |
Granted, you lost the greataxe of dragonslaying +5 with 20 fireball charges instead.
I wish for a gagorella. |
And some rotten gagorella is always hanging down both corners of your mouth making you look absolutely repulsive so nobody (not even the horniest lowlife bum who has intercourse with dirty sewer rodents just for fun) would ever want to be near you!
I wish they invented a teleportation device that could teleport all the idiots from Earth to some far off planet. |
Granted.
Whoooooooooopsy, no humans on Earth anymore, we're all on a far far far away planet. An enraged lynch mob hangs Sebatianos on a weird tree on a planet far far far away. I wish that soft lovely female tigers would do a sensual massage between my shoulders on that @#@#@# itchy spot. |
And there they are, three lovely soft gorgeous Bengali tigresses softly creep in your room, sharpen their claws and start scratching on that itchy spot... but don't stop until there's nothing more then countless threads of flesh left from your once live body. Now an old toothless tiger drags himself in the room and starts swallowing the fine shreds of meat that used to be you and turning it into really stinky old tiger poh-poh which will soon come out of it's nasty old tiger behind.
I wish people would show more respect to one another! |
now every kid bows in front of you and kisses the feet. you get imprisoned for sexual harassment
i wish for peace of mind |
Granted, however you don't posses a mind.
I wish for more cheese in cheeseburgers. |
Granted, you are no given cheeseburgers with nothing but cheese. Cheese lettuce, cheese bun, cheese sauce, cheese instead of meat.... All the blandest Norvegia, and you are disgusted so much you live your remaining days screaming, wearing a straitjacket and everything around you looks and smells like cheese.
I wish the Danish burger chef was back in business making burgers. |
Granted, but he dies. Cus he got NUKED. HE DIED IN A NUKING PROCESS. THE NUKE KILLED HIM. HE DIED FROM A NUKE!!!! NUKING IS KILLING!!!!!!!! PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I wasn't so obsessive about this crap... |
:hysterical: Yeah! Granted! GRANTED, I tell you! Now that you have nothing more to live for, you jump off a bridge somewhere in the wilderness, and noone will ever hear about you or the nukes again LOL
I wish my headphones gave me louder music! |
Granted.
They also reproduce the lovely sound of gunshots. Your both eardrums are blast away. Even as your four tiny braincells. I wish nukes would get the love and tenderness they need. |
Granted.
You make love to a nuclear warhead. Violently. Nice wish, pervert. I wish it was christmas already |
And it's snowing al around us, because the christmas is here. Unfortunately many people were completely unprepared for the cold weather and die - especially the elder and youngest people - now their family members sek revenge on you and do horrid things to you involving snow, air, your various body parts with holes and so far without them and other kitchen appliences :sneaky:
I wish you wouldn't enjoy what they're doing to you. |
Granted , he doesn't enjoy it.
But you also don't enjoy it when they do the same to you. I wish I never began smoking. Tough I LOVE big fat cigars. |
Granted.
You are an ardent non-smoker You deliberately comment on how nasty and unhealthy smoking is to every smoker you see, oozing smug all over the shop. At some point, quite justifiably, one of them shivs the crap out of you. I wish I knew what jesus would do |
Jesus would shiv the ardent non-smoking Smugs too. You are happy in that knowledge until you quit smoking, and Jesus shivs you too.
I wish our clients were reasonably intelligent. |
Granted. The Clients are now so smart that they figure out that you are laying idle in the company. They switch the company, they have less turnover and can't pay you anymore. You lose your job.
I wish that I already had an idea for my final exam project. |
Granted, you now do, except it's a bad one. You fail.
I wish it was time to go out already. |
granted.
And you may stay out from now on. I wish I still had hair on my skull, it's darned cold when you're bald. Now yeah, at least I can baldly go where no man has gone before ..... BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY... |
Granted.
You have hair growing out your skull. It keeps your brain warm until it grows in and crushes it, leaving you stupid then dead. I wish I knew whether or not dosraider is aware that he is typing his thoughts out loud and in italics at the end of his posts :whistling: |
Now you are aware, but in order for you to become aware of this fact you had to stalk dosraider and the police got wise to you being a stalker so they drag you up to some god forsaken wood and feed you nothing but unsalted peanuts untill your teeth hurt - and anybody can tell you that's a bloody long time.
I want to know which shares to buy on the Indonesian market. |
Granted. You are now arrested for insider trading.
I wish I knew how to play the harp. |
Granted, the gods fulfill your wish.
Nice, isn't it? You should be happy now. Ow ow ow, they misunderstood and you're playing with a big badmooded Harpy ... Ah, the poor Lulu_Jane, she's shredded by the Harpy. Now yeah, better next time. I wish next time would be a lot better. |
Granted.
Next time is a lot better... For pain! I wish I was a supraman |
:tai: *Darned where are my reading glasses, or heck, I can read chumloofahs wish without them, I'm not th*t old.*
I'm in a good mood, so I grant you your wish. You are suppository_man and you are shoved into Sebatianos his behind. Enjoy your journey friend. I wish my eyesight was better. |
Granted.
You can now see everything and are overwhelmed by the multitudinous images, so for all intents and purposes you eyes are so damn good you are blind. I wish pandas knew how to mate. With each other to produce offspring. |
Granted, they mistake you for their own kind though.
I wish that there were more funny cartoons on TV. |
There are, but since you're such a high tech guy, you cannot use such obselete equipment as the TV, so you can't watch them.
I wish I owned a oil field. |
Granted. You drown in it.
I wish for an uncurruptable wish that everybody including me would benefit from. |
Granted. The US government noticed Your oil field and sent the troops to take it from You... George W. Shrub will not tolerate any terrorist threat...
I wish for warm winter... EDIT: DAMN! Icewolf - You were faster :titan: |
Warm winter huh? Granted, you're suddenly and instantly teleported into the middle of Australia.
I wish the wishes of everyone in the world would come true and all people will become happy, and will hug each other, and will love each other... ehrm, nevermind the last part :whistling: |
Granted.
Also the wishes OBLaden has comes true, we wouldn't want him to be the only one unhappy, would we? It's a fuc*ing bloodshed. The habitants of Sol III are shredded. They are not happy with the outcome of your wish. You are slowly barbecued on a lovely bonfire. I wish Scatty was a bit more carefull with what he wishes. |
Granted, you never get to know anymore what I wish. The thread is demolished because of no continuity. Everyone is so upset that they write to admins demanding a 100% increase of your warn meter and a ban for 1 month.
For all others of you, I wish all the granted wishes expressed here happened for real :whistling: |
Granted, they all become real, for you. Enjoy.
I wish I had better curtains. |
Granted, you get old, torn and dusty curtains.
I wish to not have to drink an orange juice |
Granted.
It's all there is though. You get dehydrated and your urine is as yellow as your earth's sun. I wish I had uber phat l3wt so I could pwn stuff. |
Granted.
You get an uber phat l3wt so you can pwn stuff. Alas alas alas, the stuff crowd didn't liked the pawnage. They gather a lynch mob and hang you on the highest tree branch they find. I wish I was sleeping already, dreaming 'bout nuking stuff. |
Granted.
You are asleep, dreaming about nuking stuff. You wake up in hell where you will be tortured for all eternity. gg. I wish i had a uber 1337 Quad core monster PC. |
Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish for a wish. |
Granted.
Your wish is granted... That's it I wish for a dish |
And you get a dish of most foul smelling thing you ever came across in your life and can't get rid of it, making you puke regularly every seventeen minutes until you die of malnutrition.
I wish the new forum was slightly easier to navigate. |
Granted, it now consists of only one subforum. One you can't read!
I wish for the forum to go back to functioning as usual. |
Granted, but this happens with the expense of SPAMbot's littering the forums.
I wish for better Slightly smaller Forum skins. |
And you get them, but they totally screw up your graphic card and it fries.
I wish... upon a star. |
And by that star you are swiftly crushed.
I wish I still had my old E-mail account so I could retrieve my old account. |
Wish granted, but in granting this wish, I DESTROY YOU, SONGNAR II. <insert lengthy, nefarious laughter>
I wish I could stop getting junk-mail from the year 2038. Seriously, I get e-mail from the future. it's creepy. |
Granted, you will now receive IMPORTANT mail from the year 1999 stating that you WILL die TODAY!!! <insert evil demonic laughter here>
I wish for something to wish about. |
Granted. Now the world is going through nuclear winter, all your loved ones get a terminal disease, and you are attacked by a grizzly bear.
I wish to be able to convince anyone of anything in a discussion. |
Granted, everybody will be convinced if you state you're a nut (but nothing else)
I wish new great games would come out really cheap |
No problem, great new games come out almost for free and everybody is able to get a copy except for you, because you were too late and no body will let you play them.
I wish I had one of the new great cheap games. |
Granted, you get one great game.
Great in size that is. You need to buy a 2TB HD. The game itself is of course total crap. I wish I had a 2TB HD. |
wish granted, but you'll never ever get a computer to go with it
I wish I had a outstanding condition so I would never get tired when walking in the wild |
Granted, but you die of exhaustion and experience death fully awake.
I wish to rent dosraiders signature. |
Granted, but it doesn't let you specify what message to be displayed, so the text remains same.
I wish I had a +5 Keen Flaming Burst Vorpal Longsword. |
Granted.
You get one. Embedded deeply between your shoulder blades. I wish Luchsen would finally pay for the space he rented. :mad: |
Granted, but he pays in Zimbabwean dollars.
I wish I had a non-corrupted wish. |
I will grant your wish, uncorrupted.
In an unrelated matter, you really should see a doctor about that Ebola you seem to be developing. I wish that your wish would be a wishier wish than my own wish therefore corrupting your wishy wish far more than you are about to corrupt mine. |
Granted...Errrr.... What??!!:confused:
I wish for faster internet connection... |
Granted. Your connection is now 1 Kb/s faster. Have fun with that extra bandwidth.
I wish for this wish not to be granted. |
granted, but now you can't tell what part of that wish is granted or not
I wish the weather to be very nice tomorrow |
Granted, all people that love exactly the kind of weather you hate most will find the weather very nice tomorrow.
I wish for snow! |
Granted, your house is filled with snow now
I wish to pass my driving test at the first time |
Granted, so you'll start driving completely unprepared and will crash into a very expensive car, paying for it for the next 15 years!
I wish I had a shovel to get all this snow out of my house. |
granted, but it's the size of a pooperscooper
I wish I had a full bottle of Oban 14 (a very good whisky) |
Granted. Enjoy.
Oh dear, what's this? Oh no, the bottle is cursed. You can strain and pull with all your might, you can hit the bottle with your car, if you like, it cannot be opened. Oh well, at least it makes a nice mantelpiece. I wish to attend the funeral of Dr. Phil. |
Granted, but you'll lie next to him in his coffin
I wish everything in this world is for free |
Granted. Eleven (That's ridiculous.It's not even funny.) people come into your house and take everything you own, and you can't sue them because all that stuff is free.
I wish I would've remembered to put my wish here without editing this afterwards. |
Granted.
But as your wish is really too kinky for a dosgaming forum the admins-mods delete it on sight. Get real will you? You really can't do such things with elephants, really not. I wish I had a pet elephant. |
wish granted, but you also get the angry mother elephant with it
I wish I had a new camera |
Wish granted, and it is the greatest one money can buy, the absolute bang for your buck. It works perfectly, just perfectly! Enjoy your enema.
Oh wait. You said CAMERA. Whoops. Oh well, better luck next time. It is my wish that however you corrupt this wish, you receive the corruption two-fold. |
Granted, I receive the same corruption two-fold. However, as I didn't really corrupt your wish, nothing happens.
I wish that Duke Nukem: Forever came out already. |
Granted, but it's full of bugs and you die with every step you take
I wish for inspiration |
Granted.
And you get inspiration. You inspire so much of it you're going in a deep coma. C2H5OC2H5 isn't that healthy. I wish I had a teddybear called M*censored*d |
Granted.
You can have your teddybear called "Machinehead". Too bad it was a leftover from the "Puppet Master" series... sleep tight. ;) I wish I could fly around like bricks don't. |
Granted.
You fly. And how !!!!! As a clay pigeon on a skeet shooting exhibition. Enjoy it. I wish I was on a skeet shooting exhibition shooting 'look who's flying' SwampThing. |
Granted.
But... as you shoot the magic Swampy pigeon it explodes into 1000 gallons of swampy green mushy stuff that covers everything from ground zero to 5 miles away in every direction. So you are banned from shooting ever again. I wish I could type faster (and better) than 100 monkeys on speed. |
granted, but all you'll ever write is rubbish no one ever reads or cares about
I wish I could cook meals even better than I already do |
Granted... just one TINY problem... every five minutes from now on a new hobbit will knock on your door expecting to try your delicious meals.
I wish candy was healthy and made my teeth stronger. |
Granted... Too bad that candy now causes rapid global warming
I wish I was a beer. |
Granted... but because of the rapid global warming (caused by the candy) everybody wants to drink you... so you spend the rest of your life running for it.
I wish tomorrow wasn't monday. |
granted, but instead of the weekend you'll get two mondays from now on
I wish I knew where I left my second pair of shoes |
You remember, but really wish you hadn't, because... oh well, you know what I'm talking about.
I wish there were some pictures of where you left your shoes (although they'd be too gorse to watch). |
Here, a pic of the place where his shoes are.
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4453/blackbs7.pngI wish the pic wasn't censored. :( |
Granted. But you are banned for showing a censored image.
I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year! |
Granted of course.
Thank you Tervez, you're swell. Of course YOUR Chistmas and New Year will sux big, it will be the worst you ever had. I wish poor Tervez was a bit more carefull when he wishes something. |
Granted, his next wish spells doom for you.
I wish the postal service didn't charge for their services at all. |
Granted... and from now on all your relatives will ship you elephants on your birthday, just because they CAN.
I wish I had a brand new 100inch plasma screen mounted on the wall opposite my computer desk. |
wish granted, but it's broken and you can't get it work and now you've got a useless piece of junk attached to the wall
I wish I had a nice warm cup of tea |
Wish granted... but a poisonous spider took a bath in it and you spend the last 20 seconds of your life wondering why everything is spinning around when you are lying perfectly still on the floor minding your own business.
I wish I had a bigger home cinema setup. |
Granted. Unfortunately, that 50 meter tall screen won't fit in your house. Or even your yard actually.
I wish that Dosraider would [get a really nice house, car and computer for himself.] Huh. That's odd. Did I just say that? I didn't mean to. |
Your wish is vain, means: I've got it all.
I wish that was true. |
Granted, but then you realize it's ALL space to rent.
Completely filled by Luchsen, but he STILL hasn't payed yo a dime. I wish for that house and stuff Dosraider is getting. |
Granted. I however couldn't figure out a funny way to corrupt your wish, so it just decides to spontaneously explode when you get close to it.
I wish that people knew what my avatar and signature refer to. |
Granted.
And we all forget as soon as we can 'cause we really ain't interested. I wish that my son's GSM wouldn't ring with that fuc*ing tune. |
And instead it has a tune that irritates you even more, while on the other hand every other cell phone on this planet has that very same f*cking tune :)
I wish you'd be tied to a chair and made to listen to that tune for 72 hours straight without any sleep. :eek: |
Granted.
After that ordeal I'm going bananas and dismember you. I wish I had some bananas right now. |
Granted. You get bananas, which are actually live banana bombs...
I wish for more freedom...and money. |
Granted. You move out of your house, gain lots of cash and live a happy life... for 2 weeks after which you must, due to an computer error, pay 20 million Euros in taxes.
I wish that this topic wouldn't corrupt wishes anymore. |
Granted, but now everybody who enjoyed spoiling wishes in this topic decided to spoil your life instead... by doing horrible things to you.
I wish you a nice life http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/evil2.gif |
Granted, Terves gets a nice life. (ahw, how nice)
Until he gets hit by that Truck. (ooooh, Nicer) I wish to be indestructible. |
granted, but you'll be mentally unstable forever as well
I wish I could write a novel |
Granted. Did you know that you could that before? Only now it sucks much more? Yes, I thought you didn't know.
I wish it was the 24th day already. |
Granted.
It's the 24th day after the apocalypse. And we all hate you, that's the few who were able to survive it. I wish it was +20C instead of -4C :mad: |
Granted. However, it affects the whole planet, melting the ice caps and causing huge floods, tornadoes, tidal waves and other unpleasent stuff.
Just because you didn't put a warmer shirt on. I wish that I had a car that runs on water. |
Granted.
Alas it doesn't stay long on water, it's in water now. blub blub blub. I wish Tervez wasn't polluting water with all those vehicles of him. Bd Tervez. |
Granted, Tervez is now riding on his one-wheeled bicycle...
I wish for more beer... *burp* |
And you get even more people who drank beer piss on you... Never did say it mustn't be digested first.
I wish for warmer toilet seats in public toilets. |
Granted. Uh, how warm exactly? Oh nevermind, I'm sure that those 1000 celsius toilet seats will come in handy in something.
I wish that I could walk on water. |
Granted, but just like your predecessor you're nailed to a cross soon after you show off your skill.
I wish all of this would somehow make just a bit less sense then it does at half past three in the morning when you decide not to read it, because you still haven't fully woken up with a bacon breakfast in the neighbor's kitchen waiting for you to peak at it. |
Granted. The message is deemed more incomprehensible than the hieroglyphs, and no way you're going to get a Rosetta stone for that.
I wish that Sebatianos would be [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] because of [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]. |
And your wish is [DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSE :p]
I wish I hadn't coppied your signature. |
Granted. This however creates a time paradox, as I'm fulfilling this wish when I can't fulfill this wish, because you didn't wish for it in the first place, which you didn't do because you didn't copy my signature.
I wish for pie, no wait, cake. I wish for cake. |
And there will be cake, after you've been incinerated ofcourse (you really should know better after playing Portal)
I wish I brushed my teeth this morning |
Granted, you brushed your teeth And DIDN'T missed that bus.
How? You where standing in front of it when it RUSHED by your bus stop. I wish I have a Drivers license AND a Car to drive in. |
Granted. You now have a car to drive in. Unfortunately, you can't drive inside your car, because you can't fit another car inside it.
I wish for a Mace +1. |
Granted. However "The Mace +1 is welded in your hands!"
I wish for Infocom stuff. |
Very well, racer, I will grant your wish. You now receive all of Infocom's bills.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAA! I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. |
Granted. You are now a wiener. Quite unsurprisingly, you get eaten.
I wish this topic would get more attention. |
Granted. It gets spammed and no one reads the thoroughly conceived wishes and their grantings anymore.
I wish for more freeware. |
Granted. However, all the new freeware games are boring, repeating shooters which have horrible controls, horrible plot and no innovation at all. Altough it looks pretty neat.
I wish I could defeat Scatty's army. |
Granted. However, your troops turn against you before they kill Scatty, because they realize you don't have enough money to pay them.
I wish this topic wouldn't need me reviving it constantly. |
Granted, this topic has now been deleted
I wish the shower was not broken so that I could take a shower |
pheew - Forget that shower, you'll get a real scrub with iron brushes... you're in need of it.
I wish roads were cleaner and I wouldn't have to take my car to the car wash every second day. |
Granted, your car has now been destroyed (one less pollutor -if that word didn't exist before it does so now- on the road and you'll never have to wash it ever again)
I wish I could make up my mind |
Granted, now you are on deep coma for the rest of your life.
I wish to kill the pope. |
Granted, from now on until the rest of eternity you will be attempting the assassinations of the Pope, but you'll get cought every time (before succeeding off course) and brutally tortured.
I wish there were more popes again (ah, those were the days, three popes and women had chances of getting promoted tot he title as well). |
Granted, now Micheal Jackson is your religious leader, since he is the perfect combination of a woman and a man.
I wish I could get drunk on milk. |
You can get drunk on milk, breast milk.
I wish for a proper gololopog. |
wait wait wait.
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Agreed with _r.u.s.s., there's nothing corrupted about sucking on breasts... :) even without any milk.
So let's get back to The Bard's wish and corrupt it. Quote:
I wish there'd be no hangover if you get really drunk. |
Ok, there is no hangover, it's just that a faction of ass rapers has spread throughout Slovenia, and when you get wasted, instead of a hangover in the morning you get a wrecking buttpain...
I want to fly. |
Granted.
You fly...... .... and collide with a 747, the 747 never knew, you did, shortly, before dying. I wish that The Bard would be a bit more carefull when he wish something. |
Ok, I am more careful, and being more careful while wishing I forget to put a wish in this post, and therefore I ruin the whole thread which leads to your violent death preceeded AND followed by butt raping...
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granted you forget to put a wish in this topic, then a huge cantelope in size of a truck jumps on your stomach. you vomit your guts and die
i wish i didn't have to see it |
Granted.
*Pokes with fingers in _r.u.s.s.'s both eyes* I wish I could wash and disinfect my hands right now. :sick: |
Granted! You disinfect your hands with sulfuric acid.
I wish to stay Alive forever. (turning into a zombie or other "non" dead thing doesn't count) |
Granted. You still exist while all the atoms, protons, quarks, photons, neutrinos and everything disintegrate. You are driven mad by a massive, overwhelming feeling of lonelyness and only want to end it but alas, you can't...
I wish I had more of this chocolate. Dark chocolate with chilli. Yummy! |
Granted but the chocolate will cover life and eat you instead. (That wish was corrupted since formulation, dark chocolate with chilli. Bro, you may see a profesional)
I wish to pass the monster from ski free. |
You find that beyond the skifree monster are nude photos of the genetically unfortunate middle aged tech support guy who designed the game.
I wish my dog would leave me alone. |
Granted. Here's a cat.
I wish I was happier. |
You are.
You're so happy now you wanna shout it out to the whole world. You're so happy now that you shout it out to the whole world. They lock you away with a dog. I wish that ianfreddie07 wouldn't be so noisy. |
Granted, you lost all your hearing.
I wish laiocfar realized just how much 70-75% cocoa chocolate with chilli ROCKS! :D |
Granted. Now you BOTH have to go see a shrink.
I wish for tentacles. |
Granted. Period.
I wish for a chinese sauce that goes with tentacles. |
You get that sauce.
And about 3,000,000 chinese grandmothers that comes with it. Take good care of them. Hmmmm, grandmothers, chinese, me grandfather, me lonely. I wish Mighty Midget wouldn't be so greedy and give me one of those grannies. |
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Yay a whola lotta big mama for me !! THX _r.u.s.s. :confused:
You get your coffee, a deep frozen one. I wish _r.u.s.s. didn't had a microwave to heat up that deep frozen coffee. |
_r.u.s.s. now uses brand new technology called "inter-heat", where you put 2 people in to a machine, having sex, which uses the soundwaves and sweat to generate heat. so with a help of dosraider and his new girlfriend he heats his coffee
i wish i didn't spend 2 minutes of my life typing this post |
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Granted, you spent your LAST two minutes of your life writing that post I wish I was quicker in posting |
granted, you're now so quick that you end up replying only to yourself and no one else can get between
I wish I had a wallsized TV in my livingroom |
Granted. How much width do you want with that? Oh well, you can't go wrong with a twenty meter wide television!
I wish that Abandonia would become more popular. |
Granted.
It becomes so popular that the only thing you see from it is: Too many connections. Try again later. I wish I could connect again to abandonia . :( |
You can, but it causes your computer to crash every time, burnin a whole in the ground!
BTW: Quote:
And what's so corrupt about givng someone an oportunity for endless sex with his girlfriend in order to fulfill a wish? I wish you'd make a better corruption of a wish! |
granted, i wish for the end of the universe
i wish you looked few posts above and seen his girlfriend |
Granted, but as I saw it before, you just wasted a perfectly good wish. Hah!
I wish for a Hyperspatial Demodulizer. |
And you get a Hyperspatial Demodulizer, a part of it anyway, the beam to be more precise, the powerfull, devastating beam right in your forehead.
I wish I was the one pulling the trigger of that Hyperspatial Demodulizer. :nuts: |
Granted, after you've fired the thing explodes in your face, leaving some quite unattractive scars
I wish someone else but me had the flue |
Granted, everybody have the flu, except you, you have ebola.
I wish I could see **** SParrer live |
You see **** SParrer live, and get completely beaten up by some punks.
I wish there were more new topics made in "Site comments/suggestions". A whole lot more. :nuts: |
Granted. There are a whole lot more of topics in there. Wayyy too much actually, since Abandonia crashes because all the traffic.
I wish for Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! |
Granted, but oiseaiaewfjwefjeaoifjewaoirfqe0ifuq309fuq30ofuqwe ofqwoif qeifuqpefi
I wish this wish to be corrupted |
Your wish is both corrupted and granted. You don't know how that is even possible, but it happened anyway. Another wish wasted.
I wish that people would spread Cthulhu's word across (and under) the continents. |
^granted. everyone (except for me) is spreading the "Word" from 6 feet under the ground.
You Killed them ALL...!! I wish all those dead people don't turn into Zombies. |
Granted. They rot along a bit more and turn into skeletons.
I wish there'd be less restrictions at work. |
Granted, there is only one restriction left.
"If it's Not work, You're FIRED." I wish..... ehhmmm.. I.... Ehhmmm :unsure: Ah, What the heck. Next corruption is for free. :amused: |
granted
I still wish someone would pay me for my corruption though |
Granted. You get paid in bad luck, which by the way is in inflation, so you get LOTS of it.
I wish that I could change matter into another kind of matter. |
You can, but now something's the matter with you.
I wish I could change a meter into a beater. |
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I wish I would know what I would wish if I knew what I would wish. |
Granted, you now know exactly what you wish for, and the though of getting it is driving you into a manic bliss. Unfortunately, you haven't got a clue what it was you wished for.
I wish I'll keep on walking |
Granted. You keep on walking... walking on the road... walking on the beach... walking on the bottom of the lake... wait, what?
I wish for a pet alligator. |
Granted.
And you also get its 200 bro and sis from that huge nest. And parents. And grandparents. They are hungry, watch your fingers .... oh shame, too late, tssssssss. I wish the weatherforecast for this week would be a bit better. :( |
Granted, it is a bit, but just a bit, better than the weather on Jupiter. Weeeeeee!
I wish I could |
Granted, with the help of a lot of viagra, you can.
I wish it was good weather on Jupiter. |
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I wish that the old abandonia never was reseted. |
Granted, it simply vanishes.
I wish einartass would stop the needless quoting of the previous post. :cheesy: |
Granted, he now quotes entire topics. Curses on you and your wishes!
I wish I could row faster |
granted, now instead of rowing 1 mile per hour you row 2 mph. Must be hard on asphalt huh?
I wish it wasn't such a big deal about my quoting your posts. (umm, how to quote a topic?) (curse you all for your corruptions) |
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granted. now you screw a turkey
i wish i didn't have to move to new house Quote:
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I wish a was awake enough at any time of the day (well, except nighttime) |
Granted, now you'll have to listen to all boring things your teachers babble on about :)
I wish I were a mixture of Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger. |
Granted, you'll get the brain(?) of Ahnold and teh looks of Einstein.
I wish I had something better to do then posting here. |
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I wish I could freeze everything except me |
Quote:
I wish I could freeze the quote button. |
Granted, now when you want to quote something you'll have to type character by character...
I wish i had control under a moderator... |
^ granted, your tv remote control is now under your favourite moderators' feet
I wish for my room to clean itself |
Granted, When you walk into your room it is so clean it shines extremely brightly blinding you,
I wish I was really in Middle Earth |
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I wish I had a cord of wood already stacked up in my woodpile... |
Granted, but it's already on fire.
I wish I had more time for gaming. |
Granted, now you spend all of your miserable life for gaming, but as you don't go to work anymore you have no money to pa for your internet connection or buy yourself orignial games. You die of sorrow soon after.
I wish, I wish I was a fish. |
granted, you're a goldfish being flushed down the toilet
I wish to see Eels playing live in my living room |
Granted , they play in your living room.
Their installation overloads your power circuits and your house burns down. I wish it was better barbecue weather. |
Granted, there's now a hellish firestorm all over the globe. Nice move, idiot.
I wish for more freetime. |
Granted- your wife leaves you, your boss fires you , they take away your computer and all your game consoles. You've got all the free time you need.
I wish I was named Rocco. (no offence to Roccos out there) |
Granted.
Every stammerer will call you roccoccoccocococococococccocococococococo from now on. I wish that the stormy weather we have here would blow away. Hmmmm ,wasn't the smartest thing to wish here, I think ....:notrust: |
Granted, multiple tornadoes blow away everything in a fifty mile radius, leaving clear skies in their wake.
I wish I was two feet taller. |
Granted, by the will of Innos you're now a tall tree.
I wish I would have nothing to do today. |
Granted, but you'll also have nothing to do tomorrow, or the day after. This is because you're in a coma.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of cake. |
Granted, you have now to eat cakes every day, the entire day, without stopping, up to vomiting.
I wish to have some nice sleep. |
Granted, you'll get a whole herd of nice sheep.
I wish to know what Scatty wants to do with those sheep. What? What? What? What's wrong with my glasses? They are fine. |
Granted but the knowledge is so mind blowing your head explodes,
I wish I was King Aragorn |
And so you are, but since he's a literaty fictional character, you can't prove your identity anywhere and loose all your personal possesions causing you to become a begger who gets kicked to death by a gang of 70 year old peg leg society of eastern port gang.
I wish wouldn't have te (although I still could, since nothing would be wrong with me) work any more, because I would have enough money to provide for myself for the rest of my life. |
Granted. Here you have 0.05.
That will suffice for the whole extremely healthy 2 secs that your life gone last. I wish there was no dull eurosongfestival. |
Granted, the entire Europe ceases to exist due to a huge meteor impact.
I wish I had an angel. |
Granted! The Angel of Death comes @ your doorstep.
And he WANTS YOUR SOUL! I wish I would feel healthier then I do now.... |
Granted, you feel much better now.
This does NOT means you're healthier, you simply don't feel the sickness spreading through your body, agressive microbes, cancers, whatever, it's all there ... But at least you feel good ..... and will die within 3 minutes. :( I really wish it would already be spring, the weather here is total shite. |
Granted, It is spring on the other side of the world now,
I wish I was King Aragorn in Middle Earth after Sauron had been defeated |
But of course, mi'lord, you are king Aragorn...
Sadly, there was also a quick coup d'etat shortly after the defeat of Saruman which ended with the successful assassination of the King. Oh well, no big loss. I wish to be pummeled to death by a deadly avalanche. |
DONE!!!
Oh, wait... Your still alive after that!?? Happy suffocation then. I wish my Desktop can regain access to a wireless network.... |
Your desktop does, but not while you're using your computer (ever).
I wish for no corruption of this wish. |
Granted.
And as this is about corupting wishes, this one also is corupted => not granted. :p I wish the 'no 90' icon would be 'no 91' instead. |
Granted. You do know that, 'no 91' means that this website isn't allowed to have anything to download? No? Too bad.
I wish that the cake wouldn't be a lie. |
^ granted, but its major ingredient just happens to be arsenic
I wish I was drunk |
Well, my friend, welcome to a new life of constant inebriation. You are now to be drunk every evening and suffer through the worst hangover you could imagine in the morning. Never again, though, shall you enjoy the taste of beer or any alcohol, for that matter, for to do so would mean certain alcohol poisoning. Have a nice drive home. <insert nefarious Calypso laughter here>
I wish that you knew that I know what you know I know. |
Granted, But the information sends me mad and I kill you
I wish I was the richest person in the world |
Good for you, such a noble wish. You are buried and quickly decay. You become one with the earth, welcome to the inside. Your rotted flesh provides many nutrients for the surrounding soil, in fact, it provides more than any soil has ever received before. Congratulations, you are the richest person IN the world.
I wish to be the proprietor of exactly 49% of all of the money on earth. |
Granted, but now no one uses money as a meaning of trade anymore so it's became worthless
I wish you a merry Christmas and a Happy Newyear |
Granted but Christmas and Newyear are abolished,
I wish I would have a perfect life |
And your life is perfect but you'll die in five minutes from now
I wish my room would clean itself |
Granted. Namely, it cleans itself from this poisonous stuff called oxygen.
I wish that I would gain a better computer. |
Granted, you get the BEST computer, but without a CD drive or even a Floppy drive and the Hard drive isn't formatted either.
I wish my flu was over. |
granted, your flue is over.. over you that is
I wish I was a better flowboarder |
Someone turned the water too hot, you and your board are melting away at the bottom of the pool. Hilarity ensues.
I want a new computer! |
Granted, you get a brandnew PER-V04B.
:) I wish I had the knowledge to work with a PER-V04B. |
Granted, but you forget EVERYTHING else.
Including how to live. I wish Dosraider will NOT turn into a zombie. |
No problem, he becomes a vampire, an undead creature that can not die - and therefore can not become a walking dead-man (zombie). He now has a tremendous apetite for blood - your blood, so he's hooking you up on plasma and forcefeeding you red-beat so you can have enough blood for him to drink out of you daily causing you great pain.
I wish Buffy the Vampireslayer wouldn't go out hunting Dosraider, but would rather spend some nice romantic (read erotic) moments with me. |
She orally castrates you out of shock when vampires run into you guys while.
I want... umm.. I want to break free! |
you get the chance, arkanoid paddle.. but everytime you're SO close that fucker restarts to get an even better score.
i definatley one free day after a work one to ignore my mind. |
You get your free day after work.
For good understanding: after 30 years of uninterrupted work. I wish I didn't had 34 working years behind me. I'm f*cking tired. ME WANNA BE ON EARLY RETIREMENT. :cry: |
you get your retirement plan.
however you retire to... your coffin. I wish I had a Logitech G25 Racing Wheel to play GTR2/rFactor with. |
Granted, but you'll always ride with a flat tire from now on
I wish my left thumb was not broken :( |
Granted, your neck is broken.
I wish it wasn't JawsII on telly right now. |
granted, it's jaws in your leg
i wish my sentence made some sense |
gartned, but form now on yuor snetneecs wlil hvae jmulbed lterets
i wish i could pass my Filipino classes... i suck there badly. :( |
Granted, you get sick. You finally get cured just before the exams. :amused:
I wish that everyone was a hippie |
granted, but now you'll have to wear woolen itchy socks all of the time
I wish iPods weren't metadata-reliable |
granted, they are now... metadata-unreliable?
i wish i could think positive |
Granted. You now have an uncanny ability to think about things that have a positive charge. Not that it does any good to you, though.
I wish for a private universe. |
Granted, you get your private room in the mental institution.
Of course icecold shower included. I wish I still had as much hair as 30 years ago. :( Damn cold, my skull now. |
Granted. However your hair grew in the back, armpits and pubic areas.
I wish our swimming trip at the 17th would push through. |
Granted, and they add a little more challenge to it ......
You will swim over the Pacific Ocean now. Swim or sink ianfreddie07, my money's on sink. I wish ianfreddie07 could enjoy -(shortly anyway)- his Pacific adventure. |
Granted, He enjoys it because you are carrying him across
I wish that I had a Saturn V Rocket |
Granted, then it explodes upon launch which causes the destruction on NASA.
I wish that I wasn't so sleepy right now |
granted you will be sleepy again in 30 seconds
i wish i had the power to summon hamburgers |
granted. you get so fat that you can't even see your dinagling when you pee
i wish i didn't say dingaling in this post |
Granted, from now on you will read dingilang instead.
Djees, I wish I knew what a dingilang could be ..... |
Granted, but now that's all you can think about.
I wish I wasn't insane sometimes. |
Granted, but now you are insane ALL the time!!!
I wish my sunburn heals quickly |
Granted. it heals SO fast, you spontaneously combust.
I wish to have bigger Harddrives. Bigger as in More Gb's NOT the physical size. |
Granted, your harddrive is of endless capicity. But there's no computer in this world able to handle it
I wish Mars was in my backyard |
Granted, giant Martians come and... eat you up ;)
I wish I could decide which antivirus to use |
Granted, from now on you'll get your daily chlorpheniramine dose.
I wish I had a black coffee right now. |
Granted, You are now in the middle of an ocean of Black Coffee and drown
I wish I was Neil Armstrong |
Here you go, you're now an old man for whom everybody thinks he faked his greatest life achievment.
I wish I knew the truth about the moon landing. |
Granted. But just promise not to tell everyone THAT THERE ARE ALIENS IN THERE, PLANNING TO DESTROY MANKIND?... oh, whoops V^_^
I wish that I had every, really EVERY video game in a handy vid-game library. =) |
man it's so handy, it's actually chained to your hand. you die of starvation
i wish i wasn't so tired |
Congratulations, you're wide awake and you'll never sleep again. Yet your perception of time will fade, you'll forget what day it is or what you were supposed to do and it will drive you crazy.
I wish I had bought a bottle of Kaluha as well |
Granted but you drink to much of it and pass out in the middle of the road where a 18 wheeler collides with you
I wish that I had won the last Abandonia Contest |
You won, but the prize was switched with a bomb at the post office.
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. |
Granted, but now you are out of wishes.
I wish I didn't have to use friend codes on the Wii for online play. |
Granted, your WII is broken now.
I wish sometimes life would be less complicated than it is... |
^ wish granted, you're being held in an institution strapped down to a bed and all you have to do is sleep, eat and recieve those highly suspicious experimental injections the 'doctors' give you every day
I wish my legs were not as pale compared to my arms |
Granted, your arms are palier than a white chalk crayon.
I wish it would rain a bit, +25C is too hot for May. |
^ It rains so hard it floods. ^
I wish for nanoaugmentations. |
Granted.
Now you have 2 nano-braincells instead of your usual one braincell. I wish we wouldn't get a flood. :( |
Granted, but all your neighbours do and you have to work 15 hours everyday to help them clean the mess for the next three months, because you're the only one who can sleep normally in his bed.
I wish this thread would be more active! |
Granted, but the thread gets deleted because it takes over 1 TB of space.
I wish I work for the Illuminati. |
You do, as a slave to his hungry and human bitting dog.
I wish I found a giant gold nugget. |
Granted, but the nugget is so big it crushes you.
I wish for a place where I control everything. (look at the Matrix world.) |
No problem, you're now in charge of a sewer pipe and you have full control of all the stinking liquid and dead rats that swim in it.
I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted. |
Granted, but you're out of wishes.......
PARADOX! I wish for a time-travelling Delorean. |
And it comes pissing on your doorstep...
I wish I had a nice cute little obediant puppy dog and that nothing bad would happen to either it or me. |
^ granted, but the neighbours dog now has eaten all your friends and family
I wish life wasn't such a b*tch |
And it isn't such a b1tch, it's an ever worse one!
I wish I'd be on a beach now. |
Granted, but life becomes a beach! (Excuse the pun)
I wish my avatar could change. :( |
granted, settings=>load graphics/pictures=>off:amused:
I wish i get a moderator of Abandonia.com:love: |
And we send one of them to you for your birthday - off course you have to pay for travel expenses, a two week stay at an exclusive hotel and give a giant donation to the site for making your wish come true - leaving you bankrupt!
I wish I'd get a share of that money you'd have to donate! |
^ and you'll get it, until the tax-collector pays a visit and you'll end up losing more than what you recieved
I wish I was as smart as I used to be 4 years ago |
Goo, goo, gookh, ga-ga.
A wish you'd be at least as smart as you wre when you made your previous post. |
Quote:
I wish had bought Fable for less money this morning |
Granted, but you got it from an "unauthorized source" and the FBI arrests you.
I wish for an Xbox 360. |
Granted, you got one. But 1 day after Sony got the Power to destroy all X-Boxes via Net...ooh, only PS3 consoles remains:amused:
I wish i had a better breakfast this morning... |
^ granted, all your breakfasts will be terrible from now on
^ I wish for a nice, cold, non-lethal good tasting drink |
Granted, but to achive the coldness you need to drink it in the fridge.
Which is at a temperature of -30*C I wish....... Well you can guess my wish from my topic in 3XBla.... :cry: :( :cry: |
^ wish granted, but I guessed wrong, so here's a bunny with a corn up its a.. tail.
I wish I made sense |
Granted.
You're a sensual girly now. What what? some peeps really never are happy when they get something ..... I wish I never saw that weird chicken pic of _r.u.s.s. :wacko: |
mysterious time machine fixed it. you didn't see it. it poked your rear while asleep
i wish dosraider shaved himself |
After having a beard for the last 33 years.....? NEVAH.
I sworn after finishing my mil service I'd never shave again..... :) But I wish I had as much hair on my skull then I have on my chin. Naked skull: cold in the winter and easily sunburned in the summer.:( Poor me. |
Granted, your hair grows so long, you cant see a thing
I wish for loads of money :D |
^ All your moneyz collapses on you, killing you. ^
I wish...... my hands and wrists didn't hurt so much. :( I got the pain from too much PSP. |
Granted, they are cut off.
I wish That someone suggests me a good movie that I should watch.. |
Granted, you came to see Iron Man, but it gets replaced by Postal.
I wish for uber micro skillz. |
Granted, but the skills are so small.. they dont hurt!
i wish for a better pc :( |
You get one from the future, unfortunately it causes a TIME PARADOX.
I wish for Vice City Public Radio to become a real radio station. |
Granted
The vice city radio is now real, but they could not afford a radio station so they needed to quit I wish for a robot to do my homework |
And so you will have it. And after it has done your homework it will take over your social life and you'll lose all of your friends
A actually wish for the same thing as Kugerfang |
And you get the same.
I wish I really had bought a 1% share of MS when it was a small insignificant cie. :( |
Granted
But MS doesnt sell enough copys of Vista, so they go bankrupt on creating an other windows that isnt so crappy I wish my spine didnt hurt so mutch (fell down a stairs owch :() |
granted, your spine is now senseless and paralized
I wish Youtube would upload my videos faster |
It does, but still nobody watches them.
I wish it was yesterday. |
Granted.
And your tomorow is our today. And your yesterday.... pffffffffff .....*headache* I wish someone would tell me how to get rid of my headache. |
Granted, you got rid of your headace but also got rid from your complete head!
I wish i wasnt so sad :((thanks to me a cow died yesterday at my uncles farm... because i could not find the medicine *he was out of medicine omg, and now i have to feel sorry about it*) |
That's one wish I refuse to corrupt, sorry to hear about your cow :(
I wish the air was less humid out here |
Granted.
The air is hot and completely dry, 0% humidity, you're mummyfied instantly. I wish I didn't had to destroy all those walking mummies. :mad: |
Granted, now the mummies fly!
I wish I could control time (Prince of Persia style!). |
Granted, you can, PoP style.
And you also die PoP style, mangled between sharp blades with spikes. Skeletons laughing@you. O yeah, no loadgame for you, can't have it all. :p I wish that bring UEFA crap was already done and over with. |
Wish granted. How kind of you to make such a kind, selfless wish. Now we may begin the VERY boring crap! Oh well, racer, there's always next year! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I AM CALYPSO, AND I HEREBY END THIS YEAR'S TOURNEYMENT! I do wish that my heat sink would not make that disconcerting grinding noise, though. |
And after you lean really near to the blades to hear just what makes that sound... you don't hear it anymore (your ears are really nicely sliced though).
I wish I knew a better wish. |
Granted, but the wish you wish was that you wish you wish you wish a better wish so the wish you got isnt that good tho, so i wish for you you wish a better wish
I hope our cat would not freak out every time someone closes the door, or stamps on the floor |
Granted; Though sadly, your cat became so subtle, it wasn't looking, and got squished by the closing door
I Wish I had a flying couch |
Granted, but it gets shot down by Chinese Forces.
I wish life had a save and load game option. :( :( :( |
Granted, but now the game of life CRASHES!!!!
Thanks A LOT.. :notrust: I wish for my very own REAL SpaceShip.. :) |
Granted -- you get your spaceship, but you don't have a beryllium sphere to start it up with.
I wish Ron Paul won the November elections. |
Granted, He is now the President of Antarctica
I wish that this wish was the best wish that anyone could wish :D |
Granted, though the wish goes amiss and Ron Paul gets squished by a dish
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I wish none of my wishes will be corrupted (including this one).
|
Granted. However, you never wished for a fridge to not fall on your head, so... I'm sure you can guess the rest.
I wish that I will not be crushed by a falling fridge. |
You are crushed by a falling piano instead.
I wish for a pony. |
You are crushed by the falling pony. In your dying seconds, you have a pony.
I wish that we could stop this infinite cross-thread loop of having this dropped on our heads and crushing us. |
Granted, something falls on your dingaling instead.
I wish I looked like Mr. Bean :p |
Granted. You are now a baked bean in a can. Which I promptly eat.
I wish I don't get an infectious disease from eating Ianfreddie. |
Granted. Instead of a disease, I EAT YOU for a change.
I wish AlumiuN looked like Popeye. |
And with my sudden bout of spinach-fueled upper arm strength and unintelligble speech, I pummel you into the ground.
I wish I could do this for ever. :thumbs: |
And so you're forever doomed to hold your thumbs ub while grinning hideously and no one will ever want to look at you again
I wish for fish |
Granted. Since you didn't specify the fish,you go and take a shower, but Jaws pops-up and eats you, pulling your dead body down the toilet.
I wish for money. |
Which is promptly dropped in a heavy metal safe, crushing you instantly.
I wish I had a safe to. |
A safe, also made of aluminium, pops up in front of you with the word "Money" written on it. You open the safe and a zombie comes out, eating you.
I wish for more games |
^Done. EA has now bought tons of new licenses. The markets will be filled with half-assed made movie/tv-show/cartoon/book/game-based-movie/whatever-based videogames. Have a nice time diggin something decent out from that pile.
I wish for a wooden barrel. |
Granted, but it is of iron.
I wish there is magic exists. |
Your turned into a frog, right after posting.
I wish for an M16. |
You get shot in the head with it.
I wish for money. |
Granted, I now have 2.13 thousand euros more on my check (and thank you for not specifyng for who the money should be)
I wish the news would be presented by squirrels |
A massive nuclear-war errupts between the U.S and Russia, but since squirrels run the news, no one knew about until it's to late. You we're one of 4276 million casulaties.
I wish for a Stargate ^^ |
And so you get one in your backyard, and the Teenage Mutant Newspresenting Squirrels from Mars get through taking over your house, your city, your country and finally the whole world
I wish every busdriver would wear a white suit |
Every bus-driver is now in a white-suit. They have created a new crime-organisation W.M.C.D(White men can drive) who also hated cows. No further comment.
I wish for a spaceship which would take me to another galaxy, and bring me home just in time for Stargate SG-1. |
The insane amount of inertia generated squashes you against the wall. In a room with no TV.
I wish inertia didn't exist. |
The laws of physics have now been changed, without Inertia you died instantly.
I wish for a new computer. |
And the lack of inertia smacks it into the wall behind you.
I wish a lack of inertia somehow didn't manage to kill me. |
Time turns back, and you did survive. Altough your fridge got away somehow and you starved to death.
I wish everything would be normal again |
Granted. You return to your fathers penis.
I wish for the next version of JSW Online. |
Granted, but you can't play on any server anymore.
I wish school didn't exist. |
And the entire world ends from the avalanche of uneducated idiots taking over. Sort of like in real life.
I wish governments weren't so damn stupid. |
Stupid politicians have been changed for mercyless robots. You've been sentenced to death for breaking rule P4X-201:"Tough can not post in forums!!"
I wish for a wish that can't be corrputed. |
And it is granted, but you are only allowed to use that wish in the event of your own death. And you must be alive to use it.
I wish a zombie would eat Tomekk. |
A zombie hits Tomekk who also becomes a zombie, then in a few hours half of the world is zombified as well. You suffer a horrible death, by getting ripped apart by 20 zombies.
I wish that someone would shoot Blood-Piggy with a shotgun. |
And I go one better.
:sniper: http://www.abandonia.com/files/members/1/1496-thumb.png I wish I could stop killing people's avatars. |
You manage stop killing them, but other people start killing your avatar.
I wish Diablo 3 would be released for X-mas. |
Granted. Diablo 3 is now available for christmas.
But guess what. You overslept and now all the game has been sold out from all the possible stores. Also, because of a nasty copy-protection, you cant download it from the internet. I wish I had my own internet connection. |
You do. And now you just got more hackers.
I wish for......nothing! |
Granted. Everything around you disappears. Now youre just floating in a white space.
I wish for less corruption and more happiness. |
Granted. You become so happy that you have to be locked in an asylum.
I wish to be in another dimension. |
It is another dimension where you are stabbed by TheChosen for eternity.
I wish I could stab you too. |
Granted. But I rise as an undead and eat you and your families brains.
I wish for peace between us and no agression. |
There are pieces of TheChosen lying between us and you spelled aggression wrong so it doesn't count. I stab you again.
I wish Tomekk could spell properly. |
n0w ! d0 s0 stfu n00b or i haxx u. ke ke ke ke1
I wish people would understand that i'm not English, so stop f-ing with my spelling. |
Granted, nobody f---s with your spelling but the letters you misspell will kill you.
I wish that my longtime friend would stop acting like she doesn't know me. |
Why did you post that here, I thought you didn't want that corrupted. :doh: :whistling:
I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish (to not kill me). |
The fish doesn't kill you. Although while eating it, you choke on one of the bones.
I wish for a bigger TV. |
Granted You shrink to the size of a microbe and thus, your TV is bigger FOR YOU.
I wish... Ehhmm.. For a "How to use Moderator Powers FAQ". |
And it magically appears above your head. No points for guessing what happens next. *thump crack*
I wish that no wish of mine could ever be corrupted in any way, shape or form (in accordance with the prophecy, of course). |
Granted, your wish doesn't get corrupted, but you get bored of this game and commit suicide.
I wish for a Goa'uld X-301 fighter-interceptor. |
Which inexplicably forces you to commit suicide for inadvertently corrupting my wish.
I wish that I could not be killed. (remember the wish above) |
You don't die, when you have suppoused to, only to experience the full-power of mother nature, the 3rd World-War, and a 10 year Nuclear Winter.
I wish for more smileys ^^ |
And the server crashes from the inundation of smileys, leaving you with only :(
I wish I could experience a nuclear holocaust every day. :nuts: |
A massive battle between the U.S and Russia breaks out, over 2500 nuclear weapons we're used in 3 weeks.You die in 3 days, but your body keeps taking radiation...
I wish for no-math lessons at school. |
Granted.
Instead you get 70-year old granny with thick glasses. Congratulations, she is your private home math teacher. :bleh: I wish for a burger and a cold beer. Both huge. |
You get a cold burger weighing 200 kg and a warm beer weighing 100 litres, and both are force-fed to you on a toothbrush.
I wish I could laugh maniacally for the rest of my life. And drink cold beer. :beer: |
Granted. You get to laugh maniacally while 5 liters of cold beer is being poured down your throat causing you to suffocate in anguish.
I wish to win $5000 poker tournament this Sunday. |
You get poked with hundreds of red hot pokers, leaving you burned, scarred and deformed permanently. But hey, you've got $5000!
I wish I had Dino's $5000. |
Granted. You got my $5000 dollars. Of "monopoly" paper money.
I wish Croatia wins soccer game against Ukraine this Saturday. |
They win, but Ukraine is so pissed off, they invade your country!
I wish my school would burn down. |
Granted, and you're still inside.
Barbecued Tomekk .... what a foul odor ..... I wish everyone left me alone now that I'm on early retirement, and wouldn't ask for 1001 things I should do for them. GET AWAY .... LEAVE ME ALONE ... I'VE ENOUGH TO DO. GRMPFFFFFFFFFfffff@#@#@# |
Your left alone. Your in a house with no-windows, no internet, TV, phones etc.
I wish for a 486 computer with DOS OS, EGA graphics and Sound-Blaster 16 sound card. |
Granted, but it has no floppy or cd drive so you can't install anything
I wish I had a copy of every game ever made |
Copies of games suddenly warp into your house, soon you and your entire city suffocate from the extreme amount of floppys, cds, cartradges etc.
I wish i could access the Stargate Worlds Beta testing ^^ |
Granted, You are teleported into the stargate worlds game yourself, unforunatey you are an asgard who appears inside a Goa'Uld base
I wish for more wishes |
Granted, but you wish for so much,the Wish-Giving fairy gets tired of you.
I wish for infinite Oxygen. |
Granted, you suffocate from too much Oxygen. We have limits you know.
I wish I understood more in Chemistry. |
You accidentally cause an explosion on chemistry leassons, because you thought you could mix Sulfur with Flour.
I wish for no more wishes. |
You are hereby banned from posting in this topic.
I wish Tomekk knew that sulfur and flour won't cause an explosion. Without some other minerals (like caesium and water :thumbs:). |
*Tomekk thinks his a mad a scientist, whose experiments always fail, and mixes Frankium(alkaline metalz iz pow4h!) with water....*
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You do realise that Francium's half life is far to short to even be considered Francium, don't yo? And that, as such, Francium has not even been proven to exist? And, finally, that it could never mix with water because of this inexistence?
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My stupid experiments fail again....*Sorry for not leaving a wish last time*
I wish we'd stop talking about chemistry! :max: |
Granted. We now talk about ways to kill you instead.
I wish I had a smiley of Mr. Burns going 'Exxxcellent'. |
Your entire screen is flooded by that smiley, and looking at the mirror, you realise you're face has turned into Mr. Burns saying :"Exxxcellent!" aswell.
I wish for 20$. |
granted you have exactly 20 $
i wish for donkey which transfers money distributively from all bank accounts on the world and gives money in coins to me |
And you are quickly overwhelmed and crushed by coins. Ah, wealth can be such a pain.
I wish for THE CREST ON BIRDMAN'S HELMET! |
And you shall have it, along with his indestructable headlice
I wish for a pregnant whale in my backyard |
The whale dies, because it's not in the water, leaving you and your neighbors with a rotting corpse with an awful stench.
I wish for Descent 4. |
Granted. But the new Descent plays in 11 dimensions and you only can think in 4 ;)...
I wish i had three more wishes... |
And they are all stolen by a midget.
I wish I had my own personal midget. |
Granted, but it is a Space Vampire Midget from Outer Space.
I wish Rod Serling was still alive. |
Granted, Rod lives again but thinks that as impossible and commits suicide in an attempt to escape this Twilight Zone
I wish that mouse would just leave this house so I don't have to catch\kill it |
Granted he is too smart for live with you
I wish had some money |
Granted, you're Oprah.
I wish I had a high-end PC. |
Granted,tose pc are too good for you
i wish find my 20 pesos :( |
It falls on you and kills you.
I wish my friend wasn't playing with his laptop's remote control. |
Granted you have no friends :bleh:
i wish y had a piece of pizza in my hands |
Granted, you buy a six year old pizza for 1000$, and driven to despair, EAT it.
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I wish einartass would have made a wish
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Granted,there is no such thing.
I wish y had Lost in dvd... |
You have it but you lost it.
I wish my backspace key worked. |
You dont had such thing,you dont even had a keyboard
i wish make a thread whitout spam... |
But because you created the thread, you spammed.
I wish... |
Granted,you didnt wish anyting.
I wish be a moderator once again!!!:( |
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Granted,those people dont like you
i wish y had my pizza |
Granted, you've got your pizza shoved through your mail box
I wish I would have done today what should already have been done long ago |
Granted, after 40 years you FINNALY sleep with your girlfriend...
I wish i could hope for instead of wishing for things so my hopes wouldn't be corrupted. |
Granted. No more wishes, you can now hope for the best and die like the rest.
I wish I had a Fokker D.VII. |
Granted, you got one from 1918. Sadly, it's condition so bad, your afraid to even to start the engine.
I wish for a BattleShip. |
Granted,the Batleship cames alive and kill you with the a cannon
I wish live 300 years old |
You live eternally, but get incredibly bored and continually try to kill yourself to no avail.
I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish to be thrown at Spoonman. :D |
Granted,Spoonman eat that fish sinse you trow it
I wish,I wish,I wish had another computer |
You have nowhere to store it, and so it falls on you and crushes you.
I wish that Vista didn't suck so much. |
Granted,Vista pc,is alive and it eats you,thats why it sucks :bleh:
i wish eat some good sushi |
You do eat it, but some japanese gangster put some poison in it and you die the next day.
I wish for a credit card. |
Granted,you do have one,but IRS take your home and stuff
I wish The madtv temporary on dvd |
Granted, but the DVD is a russian pirate edition and it comes with terrifyingly bad MPEG-coding.
I wish DVDs would be good for human consumption. |
they're good. they're so good, they stuff up your guts and you can;t make poo anymore
i wish i could turn bricks into gold |
Granted, you can turn bricks into... Fools' gold.
I wish I could use 220V as a secondary energy source. |
Granted,you self electrical yourself-self :perv:
My sentencens and grammar skills are evil if.... |
..they cause you to cross game threads. Other than that, there is no if.
I wish each of these threads had it's own causality so that we could screw around with them and nothing could ever fail (notice I've been watching Primer? :D) |
Granted,that does happens,but you are not there for see it
I wish y had electrical powers |
Granted, but you find yourself in a power generator, and you can't move.
I wish I would be an admin on this site. |
Granted,you become a admin after y being a moderator.
I wish y had my own Smilies :amused: |
Granted, but they all become censored.
I wish I'd see something censored. |
Granted,one of my threads :perv:
i wish id bein onmipotent |
Granted, you are now omnipotent...... And in another universe and dimension!
I wish LucasArts would make Dark Forces abandonware. |
Granted. Unfortunately the Universe collapsed 10^100 quadrillion years before that happened.
I wish I was back at the job. |
Granted, you are back at THE job..............of cleaning the city sewers.
I wish that the ESA suddenly ceased to exist. |
Granted, but the universe is rewritten so that videogames have never existed
I wish I had an angel |
Granted, but it's one of the 1/3 banished from heaven because they joined Satan.
I wish lemmings could exist outside the computer (NOT the rodent lemmings that already exist in the real world, but the green-haired creatures from the DOS game.) |
Granted, of course they do. The doctor and 5 male nurses who all look like gorillas on steroids make sure your straitjacket is holding the rest of you in one place.
I wish I had an ulimited supply of fresh orange juice. |
Granted, but it's been poisoned.
I wish the next poster would be AlumiuN, and that he would continue the story in "Abandonia: Aftermath". |
I am the next poster, but I think that thread is dead. *funeral music*
I wish that I had a Mac. |
Granted, but it comes without an operating system and all the Mac stores close.
I wish that New Zealand wouldn't enact such a dumb law (see AlumiuN's signature). P.S. If the thread I mentioned is dead, how come there was a recent post there by The_Lemming? |
Granted but New Zealand finds all of their internet cables cut and no one wants to repair them.
I wish that everyone at my workplace, except for me, drop dead. |
Granted,they become zombies..
I wish be a awesome Goalkepper |
Granted, but the FIFA change the rules and now the goal has to be done by kicking the ball into a basket and the responsibility of the goalkeeper is to count the points from outside the field
I wish I had curtains at work |
Granted. Your job responsibilities are modified. Your new duties are as follows:
1. Receive a truckload of flattened animal carcasses scraped off of the highway the previous day. 2. Skin these carcasses. Remove the hair from the skins and tan them. What you do with the meat, bones, and organs is up to you. 3. Sew the tanned hides into beautiful curtains. 4. Evaluate strategies for synchronizing competencies in order to increase shareholder value. Now get to work! I wish I wasn't allergic to whatever it is in the air that I'm allergic to. |
Granted,all the world becomes allergic,except you,and the people start hating you.
I wish feel whats being a Female :mhh: |
Granted, and you remain that way forever with no way of reversing your wish!
I wish someone would continue the story in the supposedly dead "Abandonia: Aftermath" thread. |
Granted, but it is continued in real life, in a really nuclear devastated world
I wish I had a month of vacations |
Granted, but they are all vacations to the middle of the Sahara Desert, and since airline regulations forbid liquids, I guess you won't be able to bring a canteen.........
I wish I had a million dollars, tax-free, with no inflation. |
Granted, however unable to trace the money's origin, your goverment imprisons you for fraudulent counterfeiting.
I wish I was oblivious to everything within three dimensional space. |
Granted, but you become a prisoner of the nightmarish world of your mind.
I wish to be a ventriloquist |
Granted.
You become a famous entertainer and Bobby the puppet becomes the next idol, however you unwittingly sign a contract that allows your agent to replace you and keep the dummy, you are replaced by a knife weilding monkey in a tutu. |
Pox, you forgot to wish something in return! So I will wish for him.
I wish for Magic (Quest for Glory II players, should know about this...) |
Your wish is granted. However, an enterprising Darkling Lord taints half the source of Magic and causes global destruction.
I wish for Taiwan to become a floating country. |
Your wish is granted. Taiwan floats aways, until it reaches the end of the world and falls into the Void.
I wish I have a tiny town to my name. |
Granted, but I think you won't like your new name, El Paso Quia.
I wish I had summer vacations already... |
Granted, but as you go out to enjoy the summer, you get a sunstroke and the doctors hospitalize you for all the summer.
I wish I could eat a lot of ice cream without suffering any health issue. |
Granted, but all that ice cream you ate costs you a lot of cash.
I wish I had more free time. |
Granted, but then you are kidnapped and imprisoned in a dark concrete cell underground. You'll have plenty of free time in there...
I wish Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego? didn't have copy-protection. |
Granted. the game no longer exists and so has no copy protection.
I wish I had a good computer. |
Granted, but now electricity does not exists anymore.
I wish that my s**t smelled like roses. |
Granted, but the smell of roses has suddenly changed to that of rotten eggs.
I wish for a fried fish. |
Granted, but the fish comes back to life and fries you!
I wish I had more dice |
Granted, but suddendly the laws of chance are altered so that you always roll a three.
I wish for Dark Forces to exist, but LucasArts to suddenly cease (thereby no longer protecting Dark Forces :)). |
Granted, but no computer in the Universe can run the game.
I wish for a costumed party. |
Granted, but the party is on the Moon, so you'll have to find a rocket.
I wish that no one believed in the theory of evolution. |
Granted, but then the entire population would devolve into unicellular organisms.
I wish I could draw. |
Granted. Unfortunately, Billy the Kid draws first and fills you with lead.
I wish that the dream I had two nights ago, the details of which are not forthcoming, would not come true. |
Granted, but every other ugly, disgusting, embarrassing and frightening dream you ever had or will have, comes true.
I wish I could teleport. |
Granted, but you accidentally teleport near a super-massive black hole and get disintegrated within 1 millisecond. :hysterical:
I wish for a chocolate cake. |
Granted, but the cake is ridden with maggots.
I wish I could regain all my energy with only one hour of sleep |
Granted, on one condition: You have to sleep in a tank full of sharks.
I wish I had an up-to-date PC. |
Granted, but it's so up-to-date even DosBOX would be to fast.
I wish for a gun. |
Granted, but it is a water gun.
I wish I wasn't this hungry. |
Granted, but your stomach is going to pop due to too much food.
I wish I had a bucket of awesome. |
Granted, but the bucket leaks.
I wish I had an extra pair of arms |
Granted, but you were deemed a freak, and now is forced to live in a basement... Without. Any. Light.
I wish I could get my hands on Gojira's old demos (released when they were still called Godzilla). |
Granted, but they don't work anymore.
I wish I had coin with a hole in the middle |
Granted, but the hole rapidly grew bigger and bigger, until the coin finally disappeared.
I wish I had a huge DVD collection. |
granted, but they get all warped after being in the sun for to long...
I wish i was still alive |
Granted,you are alive,you just didnt see it.
I wish had a big and tasty hamburger with doble cheese and doble meat and letucce and tomatoe :lust: |
Granted, but you get E. Coli with it.
I wish I had a sport staduim |
Granted, but it is built in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
I wish there was no such thing as thunderstorms, so that then my secondary master HD with Ubuntu wouldn't have been fried on my secondary computer! :rant: |
Granted but without thunderstorms nobody can harvest electricity and time travel becomes impossible.
I wish for every video game ever created in an underground warehouse beneath my house. |
Granted, but the warehouse would flood with water, destroying and ruining everything.
I wish I had more chocolate |
Granted, but You are alergic to chocolate :)
I wish to earn more money |
Granted, but you get taxed more and you end up earning the same amount anyway.
I wish my post count would go up for once. (it's been on 6 for ages now and I've posted quite a bit) |
Granted it has gone to 7, but now you must post 600 million times to get to 8.
I wish I had a computer that could play any game ever with no problems, just click and go. |
(@supa_mario: post in the blahx3 and competition/games forums doesn't count towards your posting count, IIRC, so maybe is that :p)
granted, but then your mouse doesn't work anymore, so you can't click and go. I wish I had more cheese |
(Yeah I found a thread with post count info)
Granted but the cheese gives you bad gas and you forgot to open any windows so you suffocate and die. I wish I didn't have to work on Christmas eve/boxing day. |
You do not have to work, have you seen any other hospital patient wiyh two arms broken working?
I wish I have my car fixed! |
Granted, but your driver license is canceled for life
I wish I had a job |
You got it! Is there anything to spoil? You will have no more free time, You'll be still low on money and after 40 years you will die because of exhaustion.
I want a new graphic card. |
Granted, but you become blind :(
I wish I had an AC unit |
Granted, but unfortunately, you left it on all night long and froze. Youll have to spend the next few years thawing out
I wish to become a super villain. :vader: |
Granted but you live in the same house as ten super heroes who all know your a super villain.
I wish I was able to use the internet anywhere anytime anyhow. |
Granted, you have access to the one site in the world anytime anywhere.
I wish to have all the Dragon Ball Z seasons on DVD. |
Granted, but your DVD player has a malfunction and eats your precious DVD!
I wish I had no problems to worry about. :) |
Hahaha, I knew nobody would come up with a proper corruption for my wish...
This Thread had ended... I WIN!!! Pure intellectual pwnage ftw ! |
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Congrats. However ....... the basic structutre of this topic is a circle, so your ending is also a new begin. :tongue: I wish Wicky would be a bit more intelligent. |
Granted :)
I wish I could install Windows 7 on my Win7-non-compatible motherboard! |
Granted, you can no longer play DOS games however.
I wish for all the DBZ seasons on DVD with a TV, DVD player to play them. |
Granted, but your eyes grow weary and you become blind!
I wish I could time travel to the future to fetch me a super modern computer with one gazillion tera-hertz! |
Granted, you now cause a paradox.
I wish to have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them, with my eyes as they are now. |
Granted, you have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them with your eyes as they are now.
But no power cord. I wish Esgy had a power cord. |
Granted.
I wish to have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them, with my eyes as they are now, a power cord, and electrical power for it. |
Granted. You have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them, with your eyes as they are now, a power cord, and electrical power for it.
But the power cord doesn't fit in the wall socket. I wish Esgy had a power cord adapter. |
Granted.
I wish to have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them, with my eyes as they are now, a power cord that fits in the wall socket, and electrical power for it, as well as living. |
Granted.
You have all the seasons of DBZ with a TV and DVD player to play them, with your eyes as they are now, a power cord that fits in the wall socket, and electrical power for it, as well as a living. Alas it's stormy weather, a real rainy tempest, and your living is flooded. Your only escape is upstairs. I wish Esgy could finally watch those @#@#@# DBZ stuffs. |
Granted.
I wish to be in a solid locked room with all the DBZ seasons with everything to play them and enough food/water/air to watch them. |
Yes, you do, but it take many, many years to create such a comfortable situation and when the first episode starts you die naturally beacause you are really old
I wish I have no more problems at work ... |
Granted, but you die because your really old.
(can't say you didn't see that one) I wish to be Cell from Dragon Ball Z. |
*poof* now you're cell but you get your butt kicked anyway...
I wish to go to Subway |
Granted, but gang members are in the same car as you, and kill you.
I wish to have a copy of every game in the world. |
granted but there are so many games that they won't all fit in ur house. Then the shipping bill is enormous, plus it's raining.
I wish there was a Chowder/Flapjack/Superjail crossover TV movie on CN. |
Granted, but it is 24 hours long with about 2 seconds of actual movie.
I wish Cartoon Network would play anime again. |
Invalid wish. They still do. Bakugan Battlebrawlers :P
I wish I get to work shopfloor rather than checkouts at work tomorrow. |
[error 501] Unable to corrupt wish. What is a shopfloor? This word isn't even in the dictionary, sorry...
I wish they would produce games nowadays as funny as in the good old times of C64 and DOS !!! |
granted but they don't sell because the companies don't promote them enough.
I wish Cartoon Network would show the old Toonami shows again (like DBZ, not naruto.). |
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But alas your extremely crappy TV set blows up. I wish that seconteen1000.5 had a better TV set so she could watch her #@#@#@# Toonami shows again and we could get some rest and peace here. |
granted but CN cancelled Chowder so there's really not much else for me to watch. no peace for you.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable. |
Granted, you get a Chaos Demon.
I wish I could speak Japanese. |
Granted, but the whole world now speaks english! Haha
I wish I had a 40" LED-Monitor with 1ms response time. |
Granted, but how useful is that on a desert isle?
I wish to have contact with an alien race. |
Granted.
And they probe you, over and over again ....... I wish the truth wasn't out there. |
Granted, it is in you.
I wish to have contact with friendly aliens. |
Granted.
They are extremely friendly and loving, so they probe you, over and over again. Now you're pregnant, carrying their offspring. Congratulations. I wish esgy would have alien twins. |
Granted, and when they grow up, they probe you again and again at unison.
I wish for some unspecified thing |
Granted, but it collapses into an unspecified pile.
I wish I had a perfect birthday gift for my sister tomorrow! |
Granted, you give her an Xenomorph Queen, a gift that keeps on giving.
I wish for the PS3 to never exist. |
Angry Sony Fanboys take over the world.
I wish PC was the dominant gaming platform. |
Granted, the world ends, PCs are the only things that survive.
I wish to know the move "1000 Years of Death", I do NOT what to have 1000 Years of Death, I only want to know the move. |
granted but to make this move once and make it work it takes 500 years
I wish the weekend is more than two days |
Granted, it is 1 milisecond longer.
I wish for very very hostile and advanced aliens to make contact with the world. |
Granted.
The brakes of their mothership fail and they make extremely violent contact with a mountain flank. They vaporize. I wish those alien engineers had build in some safety gadgets. |
Granted, they use humans to fuel them.
I wish all snow in the world would melt. |
Granted. But the water level rises so dramatically that we all die.
I wish for a time machine. |
Granted, but the Time Knights kill you for messing with the time line.
I wish very hostile aliens would attack Earth. |
Granted but you die.... What a silly wish.
I wish for Psychonauts to download off steam faster. |
Granted, Steam download stuff to your harddrive at 1 terabit/sec, filling your hardrive in less then a thought with useless stuff....
I wish, that the "1998 year" was stuck forever and that I was the best player at "Aliens vs Predator 2" in a thousand years and would kick everone's butt (including those nasty aliens) in a ratio of 16:1 |
Granted, but after 1000 years a very deadly alien player sends your kill/death ratio to 1:50
I wish to live in a better place. |
Granted, you are hospitalized and set under drugs in a 4 foot big padded cell. Now you see shiny colors and rabbits!
I wish I could speak english perfect and would never have to look up words in the dictionary. |
Granted, but what use will it be on the North Pole?
I wish to speak Japanese, read Japanese, and not end up with a world that doesn't speak Japanese. |
Granted, you are a japanese living in Nagasaki. Today, it is the 9th of August, of the year 1945.
I wish the power company gets it ass kicked HARD |
Granted, but you are banished to the North Pole for it.
I wish I could see the look on EQ's face after that happens, without leaving my home. |
Granted, you now get your own nice turtle shell to live in, you and your turtle shell are banned to the north pole so that you could see the look on EQ's face after that happens without leaving your home.
Have to say you look smart in your turtle shell ...... I wish there would be some penguins on the north pole. |
Granted, but global warming turns the north pole into a desert and the penguins die!
I wish I could freeze myself in a cryostasis chamber, and wake up 1000 years in the future to see the technological advancements in computers with my own eyes! |
Granted, but your now perfect English is no good here, so you don't understand the explanations anyway.
I wish these cryostasis chambers were a little roomier - I have a hideous cramp in my neck from 1000 years of not moving. |
Granted, the cryostasis chamber has now more room ... but unfortunately the power supply can't keep up with keeping all the extra space frozen. Your brain melts just a tiny bit so you regain consciousness. In the years and decades to come, you will be forced to stare on the same spot, unable to move. You feel an urge to scream, but nobody hears you. :omg:
I wish that every living beeing in the whole world, including humans, aliens, animals, plants whatever would consider me as their friend. |
Granted, however, ever heard of an Alexander Harris? He ended up almost the same way, and almost died, you however aren't as lucky, you end up dead.
I wish we had a TV here on the north pole... |
granted, but the NP dont have any power supply
i wish cows bawks and chickens moo |
Granted, but confusion leads to the milking of chickens and the egg-birthing of cows. The world soon runs out of milk and eggs, and we somehow die. Thanks for nothing.
I wish i could win the game. And not have to go threw some crummy sequel after either. |
granted, but it's one of those shitty Chinese pirated NES games
i wish rap didnt exist |
Granted, but i don't know why you'd wanna get rid of skateboarder style shoes.
I wish you were all dead. And could not come back to life as zombies, so it would only be me, and maybe 5 extremely hot 18 year old bisexual women, all forced to follow me everywhere and do whatever i say, and that we would neve rdie and have unlimited food, be immune to desease, depression, age, and any other human ailment, and have any video game at our disposal. Oh, and that clothes didn't exist :smug: |
granted, but all the nukes exploded and you died (creating the scene for fallout: the nuclear post-apocalyptic game)
i wish i could can phones spontaneously explode |
Granted, but your phone explodes while your talking on it.
I wish i could :smug: |
granted, but it (again) makes a Fallout:a nuclear post-apocalyptic role playing game environment (so basically they explode like nukes)
I wish FO:New Vegas and V13 are done |
Granted, you get the worst bugfest since KOTOR2.
I wish we had a power plant so we could watch that TV here... |
Granted, but is is a nuclear one ... same as the fallout which you'll enjoy after it has a meltdown.
I wish I had a bag of holding for real! |
Granted but it has a meltdown and kills you.
Wish we had a power plant here (north pole) so we could watch this TV. (and a nuclear plant wouldn't meltdown...At least not that easy...) |
granted, but the only cable company in the north poll shows non-stop abominable snowman porn.
I wish I could just chill, yo |
Granted, but you chill so much that you are now frozen! D:
I wish the universe imploded right now :smug: |
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I wish my life have a save game/load game option |
Granted, but not even god can give you a save/load option. So you have to revert to Satan, who will gladly take your soul away and eat it with rice, curry sauce and ketchup. Yummie!
I wish I would die someday in my sleep. Not like others in an accident or violent action, or crashes, nor impoisonments or sickness. Nor in dementia, nor anything bad at all. I just wish I would die someday after I go to sleep and just never wake up without any bad feeling. |
granted, but you go to hell level (ITS OVER) 9000 along with bobson
i wish this wasn't a catch 22 |
granted, it's a catch 23, and you just lost!
I wish I COULD divide by 0 |
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I wish nextinline made a wish...
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granted, but its Q:
Manderley Raps |
Granted, but since nobody knows what your wish was, you get sent to Raccoon City about 5 seconds before the zombie outbreak occurs...
I wish I was Albert Wesker from Resident Evil... |
Granted: but a crap player picks you and you die painfully.
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Last I checked, the only time anyone could play as Wesker it was a minigame in the series, and thus not canon if he dies...
I wish people would stop not making wishes... |
Granted. But so many people make wishes that the server overloads and crashes.
I wish I had pie. |
Granted, but it hits you right in the face, thrown out of an Aperture Science Handheld Pie Gun by a Lemming.
I wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. |
Granted but in order to get one. You must first go through Aperture laboratory's. You don't make it out of the fire pit.
I wish for a Direct X 9 version of Just Cause 2. |
Granted, but then Microsoft goes bankrupt and DirectX no longer exists.
I wish to be a ninja. |
Granted, you go to Japan and train for the next 500 years to be a ninja. However you died of old age first.
I wish to be Boba Fett. |
Granted, but you are then ambushed by 50 Jedi, who kill you.
I wish for Abandonia to be back to normal. |
Granted, but tommorrow it will be even worse!
I wish to be Boba Fett, have regeneration and be immortal. |
granted,but the rebels throw you to a lava pit so youll burn FOREVER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA
i wish Bill Cosby pops out when im playing a pokemon game and does his pokemon rap |
Granted, but every pokemon chases after you now.
I wish to have the "Slave I" which is the ship Boba Fett flys. |
granted, but its 100% broken
i wish i could play pokemon,with bill cosby singing his rap,WITH CLEANSE TAG on a level 90 pokemon |
Granted, but your Pokemon has insanity...And he has the power to level city blocks...And he's attacking things randomly...
I wish to be far far away from this occurance... |
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I wish i had a unlimited supply of Hawaiian Punch |
Granted you have poisoned hawaii punch!
I wish to get out of the Digimonverse... |
you are now in a corrupted Yi-Gi-Yo pokemon digimon Bakugan TF2 Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 universe where the pokemon people kicks others in the nuts saying "YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POKEMON!" but if that happens to a TF2 or RS6V2 person, you become swiss cheese, or burn, and you become swiss cheese
i wish Easter day was here already (currently easter eve. with ~3hours 43 minutes till) |
You move to Australia Where it already is Easter.
(By the way it's digiverse not digimonverse. Big digimon nerd I am) I wish there was no Easter. I'm not a big fan of chocolate. |
actually its easter already now... so YOUR CORRUPTION IS INVALIDE
i wish i was in the corrupt universe (and in the RSV2 side and turned esgmaster to swiss cheese for insaulting me (esgmaster YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POKEMON me: *blastes my SCAR COC) |
Granted. However, that universe then ceases to exist.
I wish for every nation on earth to use the Kelvin temperature scale. |
how could that even happen
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Granted, but one must wear kevlar to read them.
I wish George Lucas would remake the Prequel Trilogy and they improve...And he doesn't touch the Original Trilogy... |
Granted, and I won't corrupt this, because that's what I want too.
I wish for Microsoft to disppear forever. |
Granted, why would I corrupt this?
I wish to kill Jar Jar Binks... |
your public enemy no.1 on Naboo
i wish that Mac doesn't exist (like only ~%15 of games work on a Mac) |
Granted, but you are stuck with Windows. (even though it doesn't exist now)
I wish George Lucas would make sense. |
granted, all the movies, games, blah blah is now boring with too much seriousness, only with the pokemon group still saying "YOU DON'T KNOW..." Scout:yeah, yeah (shoots shotgun)
i wish Kalahari (Sandusky, Ohio one) was cheaper, still with the indoor waterpark uncorrupted by the corruption, and won't get shut down, and i dont care about crappier rooms |
Granted, but the manager is a necromancer and he doesn't let anyone in...
I wish to be in a galaxy far far away in a time long ago AKA Star Wars universe... |
Granted. But since there are so many time-periods and galaxies, you are transferred to another galaxy.
I wish for.... a working interplanetary space ship! |
Granted. But it's the Ebon Hawk and you get killed by assasins on Nar Shaddaa.
I wish Portal 2 would come out soon. |
Granted, but the game came out in a very glitchy state and you got stuck in a never-ending portal loop.
I wish for.... NO SCHOOL! |
Granted, but then you are unable to get a decent job.
I wish for infinite wishes. |
Granted, but you always get the opposite of what you ask for.
I wish to be Boba Fett, without the whole "getting eaten by a Sarlacc" thing. |
Granted, but then you displease Jabba and he feeds you to his new pet, a krayt dragon.
I wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. |
Granted. But it only creates blue portals and is useless.
I wish for Pi |
Your wish is my command.
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Granted, but.........Jabba the Hutt makes Huttsoft, with it's new OS Microhutt. And they send virus' only countered by their OS.
I wish to see the Star Wars: Holiday Special. |
Granted... I don't think I need to corrupt this. It's corrupted enough.
I wish for wireless internet. |
Granted, your wired internet is now wireless.
I wish to see Jar Jar Binks mutilated corpse in Episode VII. |
Granted. But haunted by the image you commit suicide.
I wish i lived in Ohto Gunga |
Granted. However, you discover that your misspelling of "Otoh Gunga" has landed you instead in Ohto Gunga, a small abandoned city found in the exact center of the Dune Sea of Tatooine. You have no water or food supplies. Good luck.
I wish to become a Weaver from LOOM. |
granted. but you die
i wish i didn't make twatty spelling mistakes |
Granted and left uncorrupted.
I wish for the next poster to not corrupt this wish. |
Granted.
I wish I owned both the Ebon Hawk and the Millenium Falcon. |
Granted, but you also own a huge debt to Jabba the Hutt...
Greedo doesn't miss. I wish for there to be JKIII, not a spinoff similiar to JA. |
Granted. I won't corrupt it cause.. well i just wont.
I wish i had a tame rancor. |
Granted, but well...It finds another Rancor, makes little rancors, and the little rancors are going to be big untame rancors...And they're breathing down your neck....
I wish to see more Star Wars: Infinities comics...Because I want to know what Star Wars I would be without Jar Jar alive. |
Granted, But you find yourself missing him...... you slowly become haunted by it.... and finally you die.....
I wish it was ultra pi time. |
Granted.
You'll have a relieving pee. I wish CaitSith didn't had those prostate problems. |
Granted and uncorrupted.
I wish I could run Dragon Age on the highest graphical settings. |
Granted, But it turns out that Drogon Age is actually dissapointing compared tot the amount of hype it got.
I wish Daggerfall would work properly on my computer. |
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[also off topic] I dont have internet so NO MODS FOR ME!!
EDIT: "Drogon Age".. Am I high? |
I wish you n00bs would post on topic.
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Granted, but Bill Gates suddenly appears and messes everything up.
I wish for Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds 2. |
Granted but suddenly you find out the only battle you can do is C3PO versus everyone else. Oh and he is missing both his arms.
I wish for more hard drive space. |
Granted. But you have so much hard drive space you decide to download all the porn on the interblag. You are never heard from again.
I wish my fortresses in DF would stop dying so early. |
Granted but now you can't stop play DF and you turn into a dwarf.
I wish that Lucas Arts would lets us have their old games on this site. |
Granted. And... I won't corrupt that. I can't.
I wish that Toshiba hadn't wiped my laptop. |
Granted but now your laptop is full of viruses and trojans.
I wish my child would sleep at night without crying once. |
Granted. But the silence unnerves you so much you walk in and poke him till he wakes up.
I wish that they used and Australian to voice Robert Foster/Overmann in Beneath A Steel Sky. |
Granted but now that its an Aussie no Americans can understand the game, not really a loss but oh well.
I wish that I had a bigger tv cabinet, so my tv would actually fit in it. |
Granted. But you go overboard and buy one that's too big to fit in the house.
I wish it was Ultra Pi Time. |
Granted you now have a huge pie in front of you, but its not the one you wanted.
I wish the internet is Australia was better. |
Granted. But all the Aussies online cause the rest of the world to go offline.
I wish for a Pizza that i can eat without Ralphing. |
Granted but now pizza makes you chunder instead.
I wish that I had a box that would just magically fill with all the games I want, in their orginal boxes and everything. |
Granted, But you are never heard from again,
I wish you would explain WTF chundering is. As i know it is done by men down under. |
Granted but I will only tell you it means praying to the porcelain god.
I wish more people would play this game with us. |
^Granted but now our amusing back and forths are no longer as amusing.
I wish i had brought lunch into town today. |
Granted you now have lunch, but its prawns in bread.
I wish I wasn't allergic to shellfish. I miss prawns. |
Granted but you gorge yourself on prawns and get fat, like me.
I wish i had enough money for a new controller AND Red Dead Redemption |
Granted but now Red Dead Redemption is set in the future and runs on a Ataria 2600 so thats what you get a controller for.
I wish RDR was out here. |
Granted, But it's a modified version with all of the violence, sex and swearing taken out.
I wish there were more people online. |
Granted but no you have been kicked offline by a angry I.T man.
I wish I had more people to play DnD and Modern D20 with. I am a wonderfull DM wasted on my partner alone. |
Granted. You play online with geeks around the world.
I wish that this wish be wished by a wisher wishing. |
Granted but now you can only speak in gibberish.
I wish I had a roast chicken in front of me for dinner. |
Granted. But it's a prawn stuffed chicken. you die.
I wish for world peas. |
Granted but the peas are all rotten.
I wish I had a much better table to use my computer on. |
Granted. It is now more comfortable to use PC.
I wish I knew the password to my neighbours wireless router. |
Granted but he finds out and downloads child porn and blames it on you. You go to jail for live.
I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning. |
Granted. You lie in bed all day and your wife leaves you. and you die.
I wish that the proxy on the internet here wasn't so weird. |
Granted it is no longer wierd, it just blocks everything.
I wish I didn't have a sore back. |
Granted. You leap up in joy and are decapitated by an Australian Decapitation Tree. and you die.
I wish for wurld peease |
^ Granted you get it just on Mars.
I wish for FF7 to be remade in FF13 graphics. |
Granted, it is the best game ever and we all live in harmony under the glorious rule of Square.
I wish for FFVIII and IX to be made in XIII graphics |
Granted but that makes three games that we can't stop playing and we end up as skeletons in front of our computers.
I wish FF13 had more free roaming. |
Granted, But the above result occurs.
I wish I had internet at home. |
Granted but it is dial up with the same proxy problems as your uni.
I wish the whole world be more like me. |
Granted, But as i don't know what you're like i have to use default Aussie settings. The end of the world follows soon after.
I wish that goddamn Photocopier would STFU! |
Granted but now it is sulking in the corner like a little girl, and you can't help but be sorry.
I wish I had a working NES. |
Granted. I send you mine which i bout with 60 games for a Fiver.
I wish I had MOAH MONIEZ |
Granted but its American money so worth nothing.
I wish I had more SNES games too. |
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Granted but they are chocalte dollars.
Wish my kid would not be a little bugger and try and break my things. |
^Granted, you do what my friend did to her child and traumatise him for life.
I wish i wish i was a fish. |
Granted but know you get used by Monty Python in their fish slapping skits.
I wish I could work from home, by BETA testing games. |
Granted but it quickly becomes boring and you wish for a real job.
I Wish i knew what to wish for. |
Granted but all your wishes get corupted.
I wish I had more ram. |
Granted, but you get ten male sheep.
I wish Daggerfall would run correctly on my laptop. |
Granted but now all your other games won't work.
I wish they made a remake of Covert Action. |
They do. but it's shit.
I wish all of my assignments were done. |
Granted they are, but they all get F's.
I wish Monty Python were still making skits. |
Granted. But we all laugh to death.
I wish that the assignment i just handed in gets a destinction |
Granted but its the distinction of being the wrost handed in ever.
I wish I had more energy to head down to the gym. |
Granted, but what you didn't know was that the entire cast of the Mortal Kombat series is there, and they've blown have the block already...
I wish to be Raiden from MK. |
Granted but your Raiden from the second movie and have zero powers.
I wish I had a sword for the people who knock on your door and try to sell you things. |
Granted, sadly it is made from the softest most comfy cotton and every salesman after getting hit with it gives you a heartfelt hug and you smell of cheap salesman cologne the rest of the day.
I wish someone who would clean our home. |
Granted, and that someone is YOU.
I wish that ayoeness's name wasn't so difficult to pronounce for me. Almost spitted my dentures out. :rant: |
Granted you can say his name fine, but to do so you now no longer have dentures....or teeth.
I wish my son wasn't so jealous about his mum. |
Granted but now he's jeasous about you.
I wish I had done an ICT course instead of Science. |
Granted but it's worse then Science.
I wish I could draw. |
Granted, You quickly draw your gun and are shot by police,
I wish i wasn't out of happy pills. |
Granted you know have lots of happy pills, and I won't corrupt it.
I wish I could own an island. |
Granted, and Because i'm so happy from all the pillz there aren't even sharks or giant dingoes or anythin'
I wish for a pie. |
Granted you get a pie however it's full of crows.
I wish I had icecream. |
Granted, But it's made of Brahmin Chips.
I wish |
Granted you are now nothing.
I wish I had two PS3 controllers. |
Granted, but now you have the only two PS3 controllers in the world.
Unfortunately there are many very angry Sony fanboys going down your street. I wish to have a copy of MK9 travel back in time so I can play it. |
Granted but it needs a PS10 and you don't have one.
I wish I could work out for longer at the gym before I am to tired to go on. |
Granted you no longer tire in the gym. You can work out for hours or even days.
Unfortunately you are so terribly bored you never set foot there again. I wish I was better at playing Daggerfall. |
woops double post. ^^
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Granted you are now very good at Daggerfall, but if you character dies (and he will) you die too.
I wish my arm didn't hurt. |
Granted, to get some equilibrium in your body both your arms hurt.
I wish DarthHelmet86 was somekind of an octo-whatever-mutant so he could have 8 hurting arms. |
Granted but you also get eight hurting arms.
I wish I had a maid to clean my house when it gets messy. |
granted, but she nicks all of your stuff.
I wish i had moar moneh. |
Granted but its Monopoly money.
I wish I had more alochol. |
Granted, but it's sujamma from Morrowind with 0.0000001% alcohol.
I wish i was eatable. |
Granted but you taste real bad so no one wants to eat you.
I wish I had a better graphics card. |
Granted, but you can see your games so clearly that when you die in game you suffer a massive aneurism.
# I wish for money |
Granted you get lots of money, so much all at once you drown in it.
I wish for someone to play Red Dead Redemption online with. |
Granted. I get internet and we form a posse.
I wish i had internet. |
Granted you have internet, but you get a virus from it, and your PS3/Xbox360 and computer explode.
I wish I had super powers. |
Granted, but they are powers of annoyance and evryone gets pissed off and kills you.
I wish my laptop didn't overheat this morning. |
Granted it was frozen in a block of ice instead.
I wish I had unlimited download and uploads. |
Granted but you can only download and upload the same image,
I wish i had some lunch |
Granted but its a pie floater (a meat pie floating in cold pea soup, with tomato sauce)
I wish that wasn't an Australian dish. |
(I know what pie floater is, + i love them)
Granted, but no Billy Connolly won't come back to Australia, I wish it was 3:30 already. |
(Weirdo)
Granted but now you have to stay until 7.30. I wish I was in my new house now. |
(What's weird about liking pie floater?)
Granted but all of your stuff remains in the old house which is demolished. I wish i had food. |
(Cause it taste horrible? At least to me.)
Granted but all the food you have went off last year. I wish I had more Coca-Cola. |
(Fair enough)
Granted but you spill it and get an even stickier keyboard. I wish i had a loo. |
Granted but it's costs 100 dollars every second you are in therre.
I wish my new house was going to be a little bigger. |
Granted, but it's so big you can no longer afford it,
I wish i wasn't so bored. |
Granted but now you don't want to be on Abandonia.
I wish my kid had of gone to sleep at a normal time so he wasn't up late now. |
Granted, but now he's a Twilight fan...
I wish for a million dollars. |
Granted but all your money is fake and you go to jail for life.
I wish I didn't have to stay at this house until my lease was up. |
Granted, but alas no one saw that guy with the gun enter your house untill it was too late. :cry:
I wish that it gets turned into a real-life Spider-man after that. |
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I Wish for a brand new Imac... |
Granted but after getting it you realise it's just the old Imac with a nicer box, and that it still isn't as good as a PC would have been. (:bleh3:)
I wish my kid was old enough to play with lego.....cause I want to play with his lego. |
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I wish that Abandonia had every game in the world |
Granted but now they don't have any bandwidth for any downloads.
I wish I wasn't such a noob on the FTP. |
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I wish that I became rich and bought you a new FTP that I fill up and overload until it explodes |
Granted but now you get hunted down by all the companies that don't like their games being up for download.
I wish I could make money from just doing what I normally do in a day. |
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I wish I was an Administrator on AB |
Granted but you get pestered to madness by annoying questions and recline from ever again using the web.
I wish I had more time. |
Granted you have double the time, but it goes past at twice the speed...leaving you with a net profit of zero.
I wish I had an even louder speaker system. |
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I wish I had a Wish |
Granted, but it's a wish that you would die,
I wish for more time to do my assignments. |
Granted but it's only one minute more.
I wish I could go to Top Gear in person. |
Granted, but you get eaten by the stig.
I wish Jeremy Clarkson wasn't such a git. |
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I wish to have a corrupted wish |
Granted, but due to your wish being incorru[tible you explode in a logic storm.
I wish for pie |
Granted you get pi, it's 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10
I wish for Coca-Cola. |
Granted, but it's Nazi coke.
I wish that I hadn't just failed my course in the second last day of the year. |
Granted now you fail it tomorrow.
I wish I could have gotten all the G.I.Joe boxsets. |
Granted, but you die from laughing so much.
I wish i had moar moniez |
Granted but its moniez so it's worthless.
I wish I didn't need to drink. |
^Granted but you need to eat twice as much.
I wish i had teh internetz at hoam. ;_; |
Granted but the only site you can access is a blank white page.
I wish when I move that I don't have to wait for the internet to be turned on at the new house. |
Granted, but the Pringles Cantenna you used to steal the neighbours internet gets you arrested.
I wish i Had some Relentless. |
Granted but now you have too much.
I wish I had some chips to snack on. |
^Granted but they're sent by an american and so are actually Crisps
I wish i had internet. |
Granted, the entire internet has been solidified above your head.
I wish to unlock everything in Mortal Kombat Deception. |
Granted but just as you do you find out you don't have any way of saving the data, and your console shuts down.
I wish the market I just went to had advertised their closing time as well as their opening, 20 minutes wasted getting there just to find out it was closing at only 2pm. |
Granted, it opens at 12:00 PM and closes at 12:01 PM.
I wish superheroes were real. |
Granted but you are a Super Villians lackey and get beaten up by the superheroes every day.
I wish I had a Sega Master Sytstem. |
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I wish to act in a brilliant game and make millions which i give to the poor |
Granted, but 20 years later you're in a scandel...
I wish to be the reporter of that scandel. |
Granted but it turns out you were in on the scandel so you too end up in jail.
I wish I could be a BETA games tester, and get paid well for it. |
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Your non-wish is not granted.
I wish that I could be better at side scrolling beat em ups. |
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I want a dog that is a cat also |
Granted you are now apart of the TV show CatDog, but you die every episode in a horrible way.
I wish that the shows on TV didn't all assume that I must be an idiot for watching them. |
Granted,now you must be a Person with Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis.
I wish my own existence. |
Granted, but you come to existence in a parallel universe where you're a girl :p
I wish for... NOTHING. |
Granted, but your wish is corrupted and you get EVERYTHING, as your max carry limit is 360 you are crushed to death under the weight of your own load.
I wish i could find a copy of BG1 |
Granted,you found a copy of BackGammon 1
I wish players would have brains in WoW Quote:
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Granted, but they all suddenly realise that WoW is shoite and go back to their lives.
I wish i had Internet at home. |
Granted now the only person you can play WoW with is yourself.
I wish WoW didn't bore me so much and I could actually go back to playing my level 80 gnome DK, and enjoy it. |
Granted, but then you realise that i already corrupted riccso's wish and die.
I still wish for internet |
Granted but it is just as blocked as your stolen internet. And Ab is doubley blocked.
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^Your non wish is not granted.
I wish for Pie |
granted,but that pie is a lie
I wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another wish |
The corrupting genie looks at you then slaps you. Wish Granted. :mischief:
I wish my throat wasn't starting to get sore, cause that means I might get a cold. |
Granted, but someone broke your neck.
I wish to see all films released in the next two years before they're released. As in now. |
Granted but they are all Twilight.
I wish I had an awesome Surround Sound system. |
Granted, but it constantly repeats "Edward Cullen".
I wish to own the world. As in the current time. |
Granted but moments after becoming leader the whole world blows apart.
I wish my internet was faster. |
Granted, it is now too fast. Your computer now explodes.
I wish to be Superman, and no Kryptonite exists. |
Granted but the sun is red, so no superpowers for you.
I wish that the Superhero movies wern't so bad. |
Granted, but now everyone is making one.
I wish to be Death. The actual Death not a random easily killable reaper... |
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Granted now it freezes when you hit any other button.
I wish I could go out without have a hangover for days. |
Granted,you have a hangover for weeks
I wish a real life D&D style barbarian bodyguard. |
Granted Ayoeness is now allergic to alocohol and can never drink it again.
Riccso has a Barbarian Bodyguard but he kills anyone who gets close to you. I wish I had a headset for my PS3. |
Granted, but alas it is a headset that prevents you from seeing the game.
I wish to be immortal. |
Granted,you're immortal.An immortal pebble.
I wish for a new HDD |
Granted, it appears over your head...
I wish to be teleported to 14th century Japan so I can learn Ninjitsu. |
Granted. Too bad humans can't live for more then 120 years, so b-bye :hello:
I wish for a better graphics card. |
Granted, but it's so good your computer can't use it.
I wish to be a grandmaster of ninjitsu. |
Granted, But you become so cocky in your skill that you never see me coming....
I wish for some more ale |
Granted you have more ale, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had more friends on the PSN to play RDR with. |
Granted but you get shot and they leave you for dead (see what i did there)
I wish i had teh internetz |
Granted, but alas the cyber-ninjas take the internet from you.
I wish to be the leader of that group of cyber-ninjas. |
Granted. Too bad cyber-ninjas don't exist on this world :mhh:
I wish that the temperature stayed at 25 degrees D: |
Granted but its fahrenheit, or celsius whichever one you won't like.
I wish I had more Harddrive space. |
Granted, but every file stored on your current hard drive will be deleted.
I wish I could go to Moscow this summer. |
Granted but as you arrive a nuclear bomb explodes evaporating the entire city, and naturally your mortal body.
I wish my laundry would do itself. |
Granted, but it isn't done well and the colors mix with the whites to make a ton of pink underwear and t-shirts.
I wish I could make an un-corruptable wish. |
its a goddamn catch 22 (and i just lost)(as a reference to a earlier wish: I wish this wasn't a catch 21. It's now a catch 22, and you just lost)
i wish a flying chiwawa flew over New York City , New York County , Kings County , Bronx County , Richmond County , Queens County , New York Island , New York, USA , North America , Western Hemisphere , Earth , Milky Way , Space |
Granted, but you must wish something nasty for yourself.
I wish I wasn't hungry. EDIT: Dang, you beat me next... Granted, but between each place he would go over your place and crap on you. Again, I wish I wasn't hungry. |
you're not, you're dead
i wish the stupid roller coasters next to my house finally went away. god damn techno and god damn kids |
Granted, but they get removed only after a rogue roller coaster accident causes a car to crash into your home.
I wish I had an expensive Trumpet. |
its Louis Armstrong's old, dented trumped, and it only make squeaks nowadays
i wish that darn groupon ad would STOP STALKING ME! WOULD YOU?! |
i think i won! :D
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Granted, now it stalks your computer
I wish I wasn't a new user. |
Granted but now you are not a user at all.
I wish it wasn't so cold here. |
how do you like...... ECUADOR!
i wish FO3 didnt break |
Granted it no longer breaks, because it has become Real Life for you.
I wish I wasn't so drunk. |
your high now
i wish.... I HAD A SAVANNAH CAT! |
does this mean i win?
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^Your savannah cat turns feral and savages you, and not in the good, furrytastic sense.
I wish for this game to be ded'd. |
This game is now deded but since that isnt a word, I define its meaning as being alive.
I wish I could fly. |
You fly, Cue Icarus effect.
I wish i wish i had a fish. |
Granted :fish:
Me-You I wish that I could have unlimited hardrive space. |
granted: but this is only possible with double/drivespace which needs at least an unlimited amount of RAM (and is totally slow means ATA33 ^^)
I wish y'all'd stop wishing and finally do something wit' yer lifes ;) |
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I wish I could have a hug |
^Granted, Unfortunately Kitten sees me hugging you and kills us both with her wicked claws.
I wish i had some apple tart. |
Granted you now have apple tart, covered in Mayo.
I wish I wasn't allergic to shellfish. |
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Granted, Guess what! now you're a shellfish ;) I wish they'd finally legalize weed everywhere. (and I was able to smoke it) |
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I wish my gf come in my city. |
:doh: weed is already legalized in the NL ;)
but ok, when you pay the bills we go to Amsterdam then ;) btw, your wish is granted. your gf cumz in your city but with another man ;) I wish there was no money at all. |
Granted, But you withhold a coin and are repeatedly stabbed with a prawn, till you hemorrhage,
i wish i had access to the World Wide Web |
Granted, everytime you close your eyes a new web page will appear. Sadly the fist time you try this out you land on a site covered with viruses. We mourn your loss.
I wish.......I wish I could think of a wish. |
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I wish my wish corrupted. |
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i wish i had more XBL gold |
granted, but a leprechaun steals it all
I wish I was more active on this site |
Granted, but people start ignoring you
I wish I had a unique talent |
Granted but it's so unique that everyone hates you for it.
I wish I could dance better/at all. |
yr a ballerena...
i wish MSFS was uploaded already |
^Banned for...
oops wrong thread ;) ok your wish is granted but anytime you want to play MSFS you have to activate via phone... but that's not the only problem. you have to call a hotline in india to do this, too. I wish I hadn't to get new earphones (for sports) 2 times a year... |
Granted, you have to get new earphones ten times a year.
I wish my girlfriend would be back from America sooner. |
Granted, your GF is back early with a child
I wish my job is not so boring... |
Granted, however, your workplace is now a constant party, so no body gets anything done and the business goes bankrupt leaving you jobless.
I wish I had a PS3 |
There's been a mixup with granting wishes.
Therefor you get a PS2 instead. I wish I had a much better performing Laptop. |
Another mix up you now have a better preforming top lap.
I wish I had unlimted amounts of Coca-Cola. |
Granted, Unlimited Coca-Cola is pumped into your body until you explode.
i wish i had more money |
Granted, unlimited amount of money is yours.
Alas .... you get the bill from DarthHelmet86's cola, and it's also an unlimited bill. I wish someone would take that ol'Apple blue G3/400 from me, it's gonna end in the shredder otherwise. @#@#@#@#@#@#@# Macs. :mischief: |
Granted, I take your G3/400 from you, and beat you with it.
I wish I'd get a real PS3 |
Granted,
you definetely will get one but only after I've beaten u with it :P I wish that not all things would break down at almost the same time! (my router, tv, fridge...etc - actually the list is a "bit" longer) |
Granted, now they all break at the exact same time, instead of around the same time.
I wish I could kick people in the face with my fist. |
Granted.
The first one you kick in the face is Obama. The US secret services gonna have a lot of fun with you in Guantanamo bay. I wish there would be more love less war in the world. |
Granted.
A meteorite falls to the earth and will killus all but were to wrapped in love to do anything about it. I wish I had lots of luck. |
Granted.
You get hit by a meteorite but as you're lucky you don't die. It's only your tiny brain that gets smashed and you can live your life as a vegetable. I wish there were a bit lesser meteorites hitting the Earth. |
Granted.
But forget those, now a giant flood of unlimited coke comes flying out of nowhere and drowns the earth. I wish that wishes will not be bad. |
theres no point in this game now, CLOSED
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Fine, I withdraw my reply.
But you could say "Granted, nothing bad happens to this wish" or something like that and then say "I wish that wishes can be bad again" I now wish that I'll be super smart |
THIS IS A THREADJACKING I HAVE BOMB! IF YOU RESIST ILL BLOW THIS THREAD THREAD UP! THIS IS NOW ABOUT EINSTEIN!
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AND THE THREADJACKING STUFF, IS THIS PART OF THE GAME anyway this is supposed to be a game, a game where you say granted then say something bad that happens that's got to do with that wish or something like that. SO LETS START AGAIN I WISH I WAS SUPER SMART |
your a computer hacker
i wish i dont keep on forgot about wishes |
granted only if you made sense.
I wish I didn't wish what I wished in the first place |
^You're banned for being extreme.
....... Ouch.... :unsure: Wrong topic. Sorry. |
I saw what you did. you posted about the banned game on this game and posted about this game onto the banned game...ON PURPOSE!.there is no point to that.
I wish that you would get things right this time |
Granted, let see if this is more to your liking:
I wish you would be banned for being so extremely tight-arsed about a lousy forum game. |
Granted... if this was a wish/ban game
i wish this game will go back to a wish game and for dosraider to get into his head that I'm not going tight arsed and trying to keep the game going because I actually like this game |
Granted, but if you read the OP who started this you'll understand that I must corrupt your wish .....
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I wish this topic would never get back on track. |
kcart sdrawkcab a no si siht won.detnarg
ti tuoba tegrof dluow rediarsod hsiw I |
^banned because the thread should've been closed after dosraider's wish:
"more love less war" damn wrong thread... ... ... nope not really ;) ok your last wish isn't granted this time because we need and I wish more love and less war in this world, 2! |
this would be granted if the part,
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I wish that the wish that is a wish would wish that this wish wished about making wishes true in an intirely wishly way. |
granted, now the world is rid of people who over complicate things
...oh shi- |
er granted, for nothing
i wish that you wish that i wished you wished |
you get a big iron on your hip, and at that, your balls go jingle jangle wherever you go, and then Dart slices your head off, while a
chocabo (from a universe teleporting machine, duh) eats your jingle jangling balls, and then the chocabo goes jingle jangle, then it breeds a gold chocabo, but it falls off a mountain to its death, in the meanwhile, your ghost went though the portal while it was open,you seen the dead gold choacabo, go on top of it, then Cid and his gigantic airplane with cloud and the gang landed on the choacabo (and you were still on it, keep in mind) and so, your double-dead, but the landing merged your soul with the choacabo, so now, you have to live your life as a dead choacbo, until your triple-deaded by someone having to shoot the zombies in the head with a shot gun! i wish i was my sim in the sims 3 |
Granted.. You get hit by a meteor, and dies
I wish for something new, something fresh |
Granted. :fish: It is fresh.
I wish I had every game console ever and all the games for them and they all work. |
Granted, they all work, but only for your little rascal, none works for you.
I wish my grandkids wouldn't take over all my PCs when they come over. :cry: |
Granted now all your PCs are theirs and you have none.
I wish I had a large collection of movies...well a larger one. |
Granted, but they're all directed by Tommy Wiseau and Uwe Boll.
I wish I had some coffee. |
Granted your mouth is now full of coffee grounds. Try and eat those why don't ya.
I wish Uwe Boll had never made a moive in his life and that no one had been dumb enough to let him make their game into a movie. |
Granted, but Boll instead becomes Chancellor of Germany.
I wish I could find out what that smell is. |
Granted...its you.
I wish I had all the ultra rare stuff in WoW...without me needing to spend my entire live waiting for it. |
Granted, but your account is hacked, so you lose it all.
I wish my computer had the capability to run Skyrim when it comes out. |
Granted, but the game is released this very second and it will never run correctly and By the way everybody at Bethesda has some kind of degenerative nerve disorder and they all die so the only new elder scrolls things you are going to get is a lot of naked Kajhiit from the mod community.
I wish I had all the new video game systems with all of their motion peripherals. |
i LOVE the power fist, ITS SO BAD!,and broke
I Wish i put the me sim's telescope in the house looking out the window AND I HAD BREAKFAST SAUSEAGE FINGERS AND NO ONE WOULD EAT THEM! (or animals pooing on them, and no expiration date, and never goes bad) |
Granted, but the sausages make your breath smell like a fat man's armpit in July.
I wish I had new strings for my bass. |
Bass kills you because you wouldn't stop breaking his strings
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Granted...
I wish I had a bottle of Tabasco Pepper Sauce. |
you lose 6 years of your life
i wish Tabasco sauce didnt take 6 years to make |
Granted... it takes 12 years.
I wish I had the TARDIS. |
tardus
i wish tabasco sauce only took a week to make |
Granted, but it never tastes the same ever again
I wish I had the entire Baldurs gate series |
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I wish PHP mastery would be beamed into my brain. |
Granted, but the damage caused to your brain in the process disabled all the other functions of it.
I wish I had secks with J. L. Hewitt, at least once. =) |
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http://www.facebook.com/people/Jl-He...00001190426596 I wish my student loans were paid off... |
Granted, but now you have no money to pay off the loanshark you borrowed from.
I wish i had some blueberry Pi |
Granted, But you became allergic to blueberries as soon as you ate the pie.
I wish I had a computer that could play every video game in existence. |
me too
i wish someone would play YSFlight 1v1 missles only with me |
Granted, but it's the Devil and it wins your soul.
I wish I had some gas station fried chicken for dinner. |
Granted You take your pet chicken to a gas station which explodes, frying it.
I wish I had enough money to build a new PC |
Granted but you spend all the money on the case only. You also had to sell all your other computer gear.
I wish my son would let me nap during the day without him trying to destroy everything. |
Granted, he now doesn't let you sleep at night and destroys everything
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Wish trying to be granted......Failed.
Granted wish trying to be Corrupted.....Failed. SYSTEM REBOOT! |
Granted, but it fails again and so...Failed
I wish...failed |
Booting backup wish
Yes, but then you don't have enough for your cheesegrater I wish I had new glasses already |
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Granted, you now get airfever instead.
I wish It wasn't Monday tomorrow |
Granted it is Monday today.
I wish I could sleep when I wanted to. |
(Tuesday is my day off, therefore your wish corruption has failed)
Granted, you suddenly feel like a kip when crossing a main road and instantly fall over asleep. I wish there was something to drink in this damned house |
Granted but the only thing to drink is you and the vampire that just walked in is very thirsty.
I wish I had another big screen TV..just cause. |
Granted, you steal a cinema screen and are lynched by a group of avid cinema fans.
I wish I wish I was a fish |
Granted you are the Fish I use while FishModding. :fish:
I wish I had a FishMod emote. |
Granted, unfortunately using it crashes the internet.
I wish I could be bothered to do some work |
Granted. You must count the grains of sand at the beach.
I wish I had the tab to "I Need You". |
Granted you have a can of Tab with "I need you" written on it.
I wish I had a small fridge near my computer for quicker access to my coke/beer. |
Granted, the police raid you for possesion of cocaine.
I wish I had a better internet plan so I could get xbox live |
Granted and uncorrupted due to that would mean we could play together on Xbox Live.
I wish more people on here played online on their consoles. |
Granted and uncorrupted cause I'll be on a better plan in a few months.
I wish that this would go back to it's regular format |
Granted....and corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted...so not corrupted...so corrupted..MIND BLOWN
I wish I had some cake. |
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Granted. Have some piping-hot Soylent Green soup.
I wish someone would rid me of this meddlesome priest. |
Granted, he is replaced with a fiddling one
I wish I had more money |
Granted you have tons of Monopoly money.
I wish I had a magic pill to get rid of headaches. |
Granted, you take a pill which explodes your head
I wish I could find my knoife |
Granted you find your Knoife it yells at you and leaves you.
I wish I could play any game I wanted on this computer. |
Granted, unfortunately you can only play them for one minute a day
I wish I could download more stuff each month |
Granted but the only thing you can download is pictures of me.
I wish my internet was faster. |
^Granted, but you use it all up and have to go to Californi to find more
I wish I could find my keys |
Granted, but someone stole the lock they were to. Your keys are now useless.
I wish I had a computer that had a possessor speed of 8 GHz. |
Granted, but you only have ddr1 677 ram
I wish I hadn't locked my picks in a box |
Granted, they are now locked in a safe.
I wish I had a sandwich to eat. |
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granted, but it has donkey S**t in it I wish I had a date this year :cry: |
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Granted. The developers of Minecraft have cut a deal with local blood banks.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted. |
Granted, but instead I hunt you down and punch you for doing the review I was about to start :bleh1:
I wish I could find my bag |
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I wish we could find a working copy of Chrono Quest 1 for PC :suspicious: |
Granted, but it has donkey-s**t in it :bleh1:
I wish I could be bothered to review Sphere for Reloaded |
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granted but someone does a BETTER review :p I wish i got my Droid X already. |
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I wish I had Serious Sam II |
granted, but your evil twin sister (yes, twins of different gender)installs a total conversion to make it Pac-Man 3D, and its undeletable, and broke your CD
I wish i could complete floor 11 on Portal, and that the secret elevator thats suppose to take you to floor 10 in E1M1 in castle wolfenstein would take me to floor 10 instead of 2 |
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and but floor 10 is so hard you quit forever |
I wish you had wished something yourself so I could've corrupted it
yea and I also wish the grammar police doesn't catch me now XD |
Granted, they catch you later
I wish I had early access to a complete version of Pokemon Prism. |
Granted, but as soon as you get it, the system that you were going to play it on dies.
I wish I had a car that could transform into a fighting robot. |
^Granted but now it wants to fight you
I wish to be in Tokyo Dome this year to watch K-1 WGP live |
Granted, but you have to sit behind a 9 ft. tall person who totally blocks your view of the action.
I wish I had the power to turn invisible. |
Granted, but you're organs remain visible.
I wish there was a Screw-On Head feature-length movie. |
Granted, but half of the movie is filled with commercials for cleaning products.
I wish I had a banana. |
Granted, but (CENSORED).
I wish my mind wasn't quite so filthy. |
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Granted, but the cake is half eaten, and has also been left out in the rain. In other words, the cake is a complete mess.
I wish I had some Chinese food. |
Granted, but you're forced to eat it with some obnoxious dude who speaks your native language and keeps bragging about his daughter non-stop in such a way that you can't ignore him.
I wish I were an EVO and had control over my actions. |
Granted, you are now an E.V.O. (an Electronic Voiced Odometer) and have complete control over your actions.
I wish that there was a fruit that was the color blue. |
Granted, but it gives you terrible gas and makes your extremities itch.
I wish that penguin would stop following me. |
Granted, you fall into a volcano and the penguin decides not to follow you anymore.
I wish for enough money to purchase 1,000 different video games. |
Granted, but all the cases were mispacked, and you have 500 copies of E.T. for the Atari, and 500 copies of Highlander for the Sega CD.
I wish somebody would pay me with gum. |
Granted, but the 1,000 USD worth of gum you've been paid with is actually pressure-sensitive explosive gum.
I wish I was Gordon Freeman. |
You are, but you lose your free will and vocal cords to the Gman, and wind up a slave to higher powers.
I wish Twisted Metal came out today like it should have. |
Granted, but it is full of glitches and bugs that proper testing would weed out, you impatient silly person.
I wish I could talk like Sean Connery. |
Granted, but from now on the only thing you can say, is: "You're the man now dog!".
I wish ppl would watch less TV. |
Wow, I started this 4 years ago and it's still going strong. I feel a bit of self accomplishment now :3:
Granted. In lieu of watching television, people now take to finding their entertainment through the illegal world of Preying Mantis fighting. People neglect their jobs and the whole world goes into an economic down turn. I wish I still had my original Lord of Destruction CD Case so I could play on B-Net without having to buy a new copy. |
Granted, but yoRandom Interrupting Cow That Blocks Terribly Witty Comments Moment! MOOOO!klin's girdle.
I wish I had another cup of coffee. |
Granted, you now have another cup of cold coffee.
I wish I was better in ASM. |
I'm assuming you mean Assembly language?
Granted, but your training has, well, kept this thread dead for 2 years. (Least until I started posting :P) I wish people used these forums more often to talk about old games. |
Granted, but everyone just argues pointlessly about what game is best. Worse, they all use horrible grammar and insane troll logic to make their points.
I wish I could drive a car straight out of Carmageddon and use it for daily driving. |
Whoops! How do I delete my comments?
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Holy hell this game is still going on? Last time I logged on was in 2011...
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Actually, as previous message dated 2014, it's not exactly "going on"... ;)
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