My mother's womb! That's right! I've finally decidede to remove myself from my dear mummy's baby place and escape into the real world!

So whasup, this is my first time posting NOT IN MY MOMMY'S WOMB!

Wow... good for you

Wow.... good for you... its a first time I posted while digging my nose

NO REPENTANCE IM A PAGAN

You double-posted!
Repent!

Oh my, I'd love to say this wasn't funny.

I instead will not say anything. :whistle:

I ins?
Vile!

WHO CARES IF IT WASN'T FUNNY!
IT HAPPENED!
I'M DEVESTATED!

Ahah, that mistake and your correcting ruined all the smugness in your post! Rofl!

sooo up untill this point you have been actually typing from your mothers womb. meaning that there was at least room for a keyboard and a lamp in there , unless you are a uber touch typer. if it is that spacios in there im sure there shouldent be a problem in crawling back up ...

Yeah man, she had a whole pad in there and everything.
Moving out was a nightmare!

I'm having a moving-out party! One last time in my mother's womb! Everyone's invited! I'm sure there's enough space.

Hey Pigggy were in SA you were born?

Yes!
I use exclamation points at the end of every sentence!
I was born! But I didn't like the outside! So I crawled back into my mother's womb!

Well.. urm... Happy Birthday? :unsure:

For some reason, I just pictured you as William Shatner :huh:

:P

Johanesburg! OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT!
I lived in Cape Town1

he is almost there!
he has the dramatic pauses!
and evrey sentance ends in an exclamation!
now all he needs to do!
is stick his chest out dramatically!
sleep with green women!
and pursue an alternative carreer as a spoken word poet!

as for the party, sounds wombtastic!

Ooh! spam!

About pigggy being reborn?

he is leaving the womb for the second and final time. except for the in womb party for his leaving the womb..
i wonder what kind of booze is suitable for a womb leaving party?

Why was this locked and unlocked!?

MY MIND IS BAFFLED WITH THE POSSIBILITIES!!!

its all a giant conspiracy man. it was locked and unlocked to PLAY WITH YOUR MIND. maybe if you invite danny to your mothers womb all will be chilled.

I INVITED DANNY TO MY MOTHER'S WOMB!

There will be a screening of Super Babies 2!

oh cmon man, super babies one was the supirior movie. super babies 2 was to generic.

im still baffeled at what refreshments one brings to a womb leaving bash.
will you be serving a placenta bbq? is placenta white meat or red meat? i need to know before i choose the wine.

There's enough fluids in here already for refreshments!

Am I the only one around who doesn't find this funny at all?

You got me scared there buddy.
Then I saw the contents.
And was scared even more.

No but we are keeping quiet about it.

@ puff

maybe others join your lack of amusement. i thought it was a welcome break from all the seriosness going on here the past 2 days.

Kick the bastard for jokes like this :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:










...uuhh.....maybe overacting???.......... :Titan: :Titan: :Titan: :Titan:






Na....it's still a **** :tai:

i guess you arnt invited to the womb party then. i mean fair enougth be bitter that you wernt invited, but no need to shoot the guy.

Yeah really you guys are over-reacting.

This was seriously just a stupid way to get rid of all the crap that's been annoying me. Those "I'm Leaving Forever Threads!" are getting really old.

@Puffin: I can't see your avatar anymore, you have no soul.

Pigggy...you GOTTA have some space in that womb of your mother for me... :drunk:

I know. And your soul is, in my opinion, ugly.

My soul is ugly because people like you stain it with filth. :D

@Himmler: Do you have a pass?

lay off puffin dude. i reckon she is not the source of the filth that stains your soul. it is more likley embryonic fluids. have a shower and you soul will be fine

Oh, I just meant that she spilled a little salsa on there, nothing to worry about!

Don't start to flame so this topic can be closed.

Yes indeed, that salsa was flaming hot, you better watch out where you spill that Puffin!

http://www.obgyn.ufl.edu/ultrasound/...mages/baby.gif

lets paaarrrtaaay!

Stalker!
That's a picture of me from the Christmas party!

ok i brought my pass: my mother's womb
http://www.timbru.com/jurnal/materiale/copilas.jpg
now can i join? :whistle:

LOL you got me worried for a sec ther =)

*PHEW* Me too. ^_^ OK I think i got it... so this whole thread is actually about you moving out of your parents house, is that about right? :blink:

no. its pretty much all about the placenta.

Meh. :yawn: close enough...

:sick: You posted for your mother womb. :roflol:

What about the embrios?

This is the worst case of spam on this forum I've seen for a while.

No but we are keeping quiet about it. [/b][/quote]
You ruined it. Now they will know.

You ruined it. Now they will know. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, maybe they will even start thinking about it.... :tomato:

Yeah, maybe they will even start thinking about it.... :tomato: [/b][/quote]
Don't expect too much....

I read the title and thought "Hoooly crap, now another one's leaving". Then I saw the name of the topic starter and thought "Oooh well, it's just Piggy".


:bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:

hahaha

Pigggy has moved out of his moms home to live on his own like every man does!

yeah? i'm drunk...so what? :bleh:
so pigggy am i in or out? :drunk:

Yay! I get invited to the womb! Not like you imposters who forced your ways in. Nyeh! :D

Danny, would you please do the funeral honors for this thread?

Don't expect too much.... [/b][/quote]
i dont think they even notice this post....

I can't believe this thread is still open :blink:

Spam time is over.