False.

The next user shan't be me

very true :p

the next poster is registered to YTMND and even creates fads

False.

The next user isn't on UESP

True (kind of :whistling:)

The next poster has read "IT" by Stephen King.

False, but I probably should.

The next poster has popcorn.

nope, even better: BEER :D (lots of, perhaps too much... nah there's never too much)

the next poster watched Resident Evil: Afterlife in the cinema in 3D! (or wants to do)

False.

The next poster plays with Hattrick.

False,

The next user is allergic to shrimp.

Ture, so throw another snagger on the barbie for me.

The next poster wont understand what a snagger or barbie is.

false,

ouch man doesn't that hurt to put your "penis" on the grill? :lol:

The next poster doesn't listen to classical music.