False.

The next poster will consider the vegetarian question unimportant.

False.
The next poster will be from Australia.

True.

The next poster will not have a bad cold like me.

True.

The next poster love ultima underworld

True. but I never got any far in it.
Remember getting to the 2nd level once. I think)

The next poster finished the entire Ultima series.

False.

The next user won't be a furry

True.

The next poster is a fan of thatguywiththeglasses.com.

True...well at least the Nostalgia Critic.

The next person hates Youtube.

WRONG! ;)

the next poster drinks absinth

False.....I drink real beer...and vodka...and well after that I kind of forget what I drink...so maybe true?

The next poster loves SpongeBob Squarpants.