You lucky guy. Congratulations. :-)
( I don't mean the age...)

I'm single, no kids.
Sadly the only things I produced within those 38 years were some parts for some flying things, embedded computers and a electronics company.

So the current standings on the "what a man has to do in life (plant a tree - build a house - have a child) list" are:
children: 0
house: 0.5
tree: minus one
:ouch:

Huh. And I thought that it's Russian proverb. %)

And King is Richard Bachman, not Straub. :)