False.

The next poster has seen something sadder than this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pokechamp01/2536036515/

I hate to say it, but... False.

The next poster likes my signature, and can't help but nodding, while going ''Ah... Good old days.''

%40 true

The next poster has an evil twin

False. I am the evil twin.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2dhuqys.jpg

The next poster likes apple pie.

True.
Apple pie is awesome! All hail apple pie!

The next poster likes the Super Smash Brothers games.

false. never played this childish games :hihihi:

the next poster will show us a real GAME.

True.

http://www.classicamiga.com/images/s...rIIAGA_004.png

The next poster will wet his pants upon seeing this lovely screenshot.

False, I am pantless

The next poster will comment about my pantless state

False, "No comment......"

The next poster LOVES this screenshot:
http://www.abandonia.com/files/games/37/Lemmings_2.png:):):)

Very much true. (One of my favorite games, so obviously...)

The next poster doesn't know what game the dude on my avatar is from.