False.

The next poster will say the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of True.

OMG! A PARADOX! If I say true, the statement will be false! But if I say false, the statement will be true! OMG! :blowup:



the next poster will bring everything back to normal

False.

The next poster knows how to have one's cake and eat it too.

True

The next poster will be attacked by lemmings while typing.

False, they're all my friends.

The next poster thinks this statement is correct:

"Computers are the only trustworthy things remaining in this universe."

False! DRM is turning our computer against us!

The next poster thinks the martian atmosphere is breathable

True

http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/a/ma...l/martian2.jpg

The next poster has no legs

False.

The next poster likes Lemmings

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The next poster has a long beard with bread crumb on it.

False.

The next poster has 500-plus posts.