Banned for not registering earlier

^ banned for being an eight leged opposum

^ banned for accusing me of being a non-existing thing, and banned twice for a grammatical mistake while banning me :P

Banned 1000.000.007 times for over-banning

Banned himself additonally by a mistake

Banned for letting others do his banning

Banned for letting me be banned by myself

Banned for doing a Midget™

Banned for looking like a mouse with glasses

Banned for not looking like anything known to man