I want to shoot barbed wire from my eyes. Lasers are SO 2004.

Heh, I guess barbed wire does have a sort of retro 1945 vibe about it.

Belgium? I apologise for using the most egregious swearword in the universe...
 

Brilliant! I loved that movie. Him trying to shave/wear pantihose was just a small inkling of the insanity to come :D

This topic has gone from superpowers into very weird movie about some guy trying to wear pantyhoses.

Please continue.

Also, my superpower would be to make people see the the whole Universe, and their own utter insignificance in it. This would most likely destroy their brain, effectively making me more deadly than a SWAT team comprised of Supermen.

My supername would be The Ultimate Truth.

I'd like to be a GOD. The power to manipulate anything and everything....

Id like to have psychokinetic and mind-reading abilities, so I can fly stuff, do cool tricks and see what are everyone's favourite video games.

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As The Adorable Spoonman my superpower would obviously be to unbend bent spoons so that everyone can have a nice cup of tea (or soup, depending on your spoonsize)

What's wrong with ladles? What do you have against ladles? You shall feel my wrath!

I DON'T HAVE A SUPERPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: Err... umm... *sidles off once again*

Definitely the ability to swallow people whole and turn them into eggs.
Oh wait... I can already do that:nuts:

The ability to remotely communicate with and control any electronic device.