Granted, but it only holds tentacle hentai.

I wish I had as much real money as I have thoth money.

Granted, your thoth account is being deleted as we speak!

I wish I teach different classes!

granted, but its a special ed class...

I wish abandonia will last forever!

Granted, but ESA will protect all the games and the forums will be open only to cash donators who payed over $50 weekly.

I wish I could play the perfect computer game.

You play it too much and you die

I wish my wish wasn't been corrupted

Granted, but you spoke in the past tense (well, sorta) and have not previously made a wish...so you get nothing.

I wish that the word "webinar" had never been invented.

Granted, but you missed the meeting and is unaware of it, so you'll keep using it while everybody else think you're strange.

I wish I was flat broke

You are flat broke and has no insurance!

I wish, I wish I has a dish!

here's a shitdish.

I wish that Himmler made a wish :)