You know how to swim? (Reminds me of Tool's song :D)

If not, then coke will help ya fly. :D LOL

I'd rather "we" didn't.

In all seriousness the Canadian army should not be underestimated, they have hordes upon hordes of... erm... mounties.
Yeah, angry, sober, cold, mounties.

Charlie!

That's right we got the mounties to back us up and uh the power of Canadian Beer and hockey sticks, lots of em, try and stop us now. :bleh:

fear the mounties!!
anyone prepared to dress like that and walk the streets has gotta be tuff

amazing you know what cocaine is...

It's all useless, the only safe place is Alaska.

I know what cocaine is dung brain.

Canadians do have rather tasty beer, and I wouldn't have to swim a thousand miles :P

Sure, I would. I hate fighting wars and would flee cause I don't wanna get drafted.

Hey, don't bash this country, I plan on working here LOL

I don't know, that place smells of Borscht.