True. (By the way, El Quia: Freaky. I was actually thinking of replying "sometimes" to that yesterday.)

The next poster wants top hats to return.

False.


The next post thinks I'm freaky?

False. You're awesomeness in the form of a human (and awesomeness isn't freaky, no).

The next poster has a beard.

True, and it's a good beard.



The next poster finds facial hair insulting

False. Why would I? (Besides, I have it anyway, so it would just be stupid if I did. :p)

The next poster has a bad case of dragon breath.

False.

The next poster wil explain just what order Simoneer is from.

False


The next poster is daydreaming about eating a lot of ice cream

True.

The next poster will click the following button.

Guilty as charged.

The next poster has a bucket of awesome, and does not want to share it.

False.

The next poster WILL tell me what order Simoneer is from.