^Banned for:
a) Unwittingly invoking Godwin's Law, made null by purposeful mention of the aforementioned Nazi suggestions. Is the tea ready? Thank-you nurse.

b) "B- stands for 'Ban that B-Boy; ain't no room for white gangsta rappers, yo'", according to the dangerously repressed and manically depressed stylings of the loveable muppet comedy duo, 'Bert and Ernie' (...Television Workshop's Sesame Street ABC Fun Time with Bert & Ernie - That's Edutainment [1987]).

Banned for talking too much and incomprehensible

You are banned for having more posts than me.

^Banned for being comprehensible. And pretending all the posts in Screenshot Quiz are not real.

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but he's probably right.

Banned for having a higher rank in Abandonia than I do.

^ Banned for thinking that people have social status according to their posts in AB.

^ Banned for being in a location that sounds like a "word" you would say after stubbing your toe.

:nono: banned for locale discrimination.

^Banned for using an emoticon

^Banned for being a spoilsport