False.

The next poster wishes he had Linux (I wish my parents would let me install a bootloader and Fedora :().

False. I'm totally content with WinXP.

The next poster hates Windows Vista.

TRUE!!!!!!!!

The next poster actually LIKES Vista.

False; I don't hate it, but I don't love it either.

The next poster has an itch in a... private section of his/her body.

False, although if water isn't restored to my home, it will turn into true in no time...


The next poster hates plumbing problems.

True.

The next poster has used Windows 3.1.

False. Or actually, I don't know.

The next poster loves old games almost as much as I do.

I don't know how much do you love them, you creepy guy http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/u...ia/Misc/_L.gif
But I guess true?

The next poster like to drink fruit juice in the morning

True.

The next poster likes apple juice.

Truueee... Well, it depends what apple juice I'm drinking - I hate bad quality apple juice.

The next poster will drink anything tossed in front of him/her.