You are crushed under a mound of Zebloogian Wormburgers. All several years past their expiry date.
I wish some n00bs actually read the FAQs. |
Granted, they read the FAQs but still don't get it.
I wish for a beer. |
Granted. A bottle of beer appears in thin air and crashes on the pavement.
I wish Hitler has never lived. |
Granted, instead the nazi dictator was called Pitler.
I wish for a role of toilet paper. |
Granted, you're now a toilet paper mummy in the next B-movie.
I wish for a better OS for my brain. (SO NO WINDOWS!!) |
Granted. You now have the OS of an Oric-1
I wish I was a wizard. |
Granted, you are a bathroom cleaning wizard, use your skills as you see it fit.
I wish I was a lemur. |
Granted, but because of deforestation you have no place to live.
I wish to know everything about Linux. |
Granted, you now have no social life.
I wish my burps would be louder. |
Granted, but your farts are louder too.
I wish i live next to an anime store. |
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