Quit being a passive aggressive weirdo Oakington.

Oak is a bitter and insane man from the planet of Nebulon 5000, where the scraping weenis-planation farmers form a long syzygy of beautiful greens, spectrum of envy weaving a tight coil of color in my eyes as the sun descends into the dipper of the earth.
Oak, Oak, I see you between the eyes, where you drift along the brain like a sunspot in the sweet melting pot of closed-vision, my lids shut and your pouring self licking about in my soft pleasant darkness.

<3

Marvelously trolled, sweet Piggg - but no more, both of you, or i shall abandon Oak to the bowel-freezing depths of Pigggy's mangina. <I'm gonna frow yous wif kouskous!! /Benoni reference>

what a gay threat

LOL at first I read "what a gay thread"

Memento mori, my dear friend, that is all I have to say.

Russy, go to youtube and look up Straight Outta Benoni. There was a scene in it where some kids were throwing couscous at a cop and he yelled Stop frowing me wif couscous!!! And chased after them. Sad, though, because one of the actors in the movie died, shot in the back of the head in some kind of drug deal gone bad. But Pigggy and I would enjoy frowing couscous at each other and talking in Stupid Afrikaanse Ak-sents. Anyway, yay for gay threads! :ok:

Why did Oak just make a death threat?

A memento mori is something that reminds you that you're mortal and can be killed. I hereby forbid all nerdrage in this thread, or Lulu will bite you. *goes back to admiring A Knight's Tale's lovely jousting scenes* I have a sudden hunger for couscous. Drat.

Yes, I know that, he just threatened murder.