Granted, but yoRandom Interrupting Cow That Blocks Terribly Witty Comments Moment! MOOOO!klin's girdle.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

Granted, you now have another cup of cold coffee.

I wish I was better in ASM.

I'm assuming you mean Assembly language?

Granted, but your training has, well, kept this thread dead for 2 years. (Least until I started posting :P)

I wish people used these forums more often to talk about old games.

Granted, but everyone just argues pointlessly about what game is best. Worse, they all use horrible grammar and insane troll logic to make their points.

I wish I could drive a car straight out of Carmageddon and use it for daily driving.

Whoops! How do I delete my comments?

Holy hell this game is still going on? Last time I logged on was in 2011...

Actually, as previous message dated 2014, it's not exactly "going on"... ;)