(Yeah I found a thread with post count info)
Granted but the cheese gives you bad gas and you forgot to open any windows so you suffocate and die.

I wish I didn't have to work on Christmas eve/boxing day.

You do not have to work, have you seen any other hospital patient wiyh two arms broken working?

I wish I have my car fixed!

Granted, but your driver license is canceled for life


I wish I had a job

You got it! Is there anything to spoil? You will have no more free time, You'll be still low on money and after 40 years you will die because of exhaustion.

I want a new graphic card.

Granted, but you become blind :(

I wish I had an AC unit

Granted, but unfortunately, you left it on all night long and froze. You’ll have to spend the next few years thawing out

I wish to become a super villain. :vader:

Granted but you live in the same house as ten super heroes who all know your a super villain.

I wish I was able to use the internet anywhere anytime anyhow.

Granted, you have access to the one site in the world anytime anywhere.

I wish to have all the Dragon Ball Z seasons on DVD.

Granted, but your DVD player has a malfunction and eats your precious DVD!

I wish I had no problems to worry about. :)

Hahaha, I knew nobody would come up with a proper corruption for my wish...

This Thread had ended... I WIN!!!

Pure intellectual pwnage ftw !