Never ending riddle?

[Unknown Hero]

Rules: 1. All you have to do is ask me questions, on which I can respond with 'Yes' or 'No'
2. R Havell and Tom Henrik both know solution, so when I'm offline (most time I will be in the future) they can answer your questions.
Riddle: One day Guybrush Threepwood entered in bar at Deep Space 9. He was very sad when I saw him entering. But when he get out he smiled like a.... well like a smiley. What happend inside the bar?
Any coincidences with anything other is just coincidence, nothing else.

I guess I will have a lot of fun answering your question! :lol:

[FreeFreddy]

Was he for longer time inside the bar or just shortly?

[Unknown Hero]

Rules: 1. All you have to do is ask me questions, on which I can respond with 'Yes' or 'No'

Sorry. the rules, rules.

[Kosta]

Did he have a conversation with Quark?

[Unknown Hero]

Yes (Quark is bartender).

[Unknown Hero]

Yes and no. It doesn't metter.

[Havell]

it does.

[Unknown Hero]

Okay then. The answer is yes.
You are right Havell, my bad. :oops:

[Data]

Was le chuck in the bar ?

[Havell]

no

[Unknown Hero]

Any coincidences with anything other is just coincidence.

No.

[TheVoid]

He had a big booze of olde goode Grog!!!!

Yahr, sailor?

[Havell]

no

[TheVoid]

It's way TOO general, it could have tons of answers.....

1- Deep Space 9 features also a brothel
2- Someone told him a very entertaining joke
3- Deep Space 9 is a gay-bar, he didn't knew it, found Wally drunk who tried to seduce him, and now laughs about the experience.
4- He was reprogrammed by Ron Gilbert to look like a smiley.
5- He's just a dumb idiot.
6- He became a pirate.
7- He had a look at some Abandonia forums.
8- He imagined Stroggy at a communist pride manifestation, and laughed about the idiocy of this thought.
9- He bought a scratch'n'win from the bartender, and won lots of pieces of eight.
10- He got that very pretty girl's telephon number.

ONE OF THESE MUST BE TRUE, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH TIME I PUT ON IT!!!!!!

[Unknown Hero]

You will find out EXACT answer if you keep on questioning!

[Havell]

np, no, no, no ,no ,no, no, no, no and no :D .

[TheVoid]

Oh, damn. I give up. :(

[FreeFreddy]

That's why it's called neverending riddle :lol: :wink:

[Puffin]

He met Elaine after not having seen her for a looong time?
No I dunno :wink:

[Durak]

The answer is obvious, he saw Tom in the bar and laughed.

[Havell]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Unknown Hero, can we give them a SMALL hint.

[Unknown Hero]

I guess these guys need real big hint!

BTW the forum is yours and Tom's after 2 a.m. (by GMT timezone), cuz I'm goin home!

[Havell]

OK, something was wrong with Guybrush when he went in.

[Unknown Hero]

And all you have to find out is WHAT. Looks simple? Guess not. :roll:

[TheVoid]

He had to go to the toilette!!!!!
Darn so obvious :D







Or to the brothel :twisted:

[Puffin]

He really needed Grog? That's what was wrong with him? :wink:

[Havell]

No

WOOOOOOO!!!! 300 posts :D :D :D .

EDIT: My rank doesn't seem to have changed :? .

[Unknown Hero]

He really needed Grog? That's what was wrong with him? :wink:

You are getting closer.

Try asking simple questions, not riddle solutions.

[Puffin]

He was just really bored and in need of company? That's simple :wink:

[Havell]

no, concentrate on what was wrong with him.

[Unknown Hero]

No. Why don't you try something like: "Is it important what bartender told him?" <---- reeaaalllyy Big hint!

[Puffin]

Did the bartender boost up his ego by looking really afraid when Guybrush walked in? :roll:

[Havell]

no, but someone got a fright.

[Unknown Hero]

Did the bartender boost up his ego by looking really afraid when Guybrush walked in? :roll:

NO! Simpler questions are the only way to solution. This riddle is for team play, not for "I must solve it!" people.
"Did he do anything strange?" -**** Why do I have to do all the talking!!! :x

[Puffin]

Oh sorry I'm so enthusiastic... :wink:
But did he meet anybody he LIKED?

[Havell]

no

[Unknown Hero]

So, Puffin is really gone working. :o
I can see he is posting a message for about 5min.


BTW 16.3 posts per day. Is this a new record?

He gave up. :(

[Tom Henrik]

The record is held by Xndr2181 with 56 posts made in one day :wink:

[Braindead]

The record is held by Xndr2181 with 56 posts made in one day :wink:
:hmmm:

That's impressive, even if all the posts are spam. It will take a long time before that is beaten ;)

[TheVoid]

Mmmmh....
Is the bartender involved in Guybrush's newly-achieved happiness?

Only to receive a "yes".

Guybrush's problem is a physical one?

Guybrush's problem is a psychological one?

[Havell]

[deleted message]

[Tom Henrik]

Yes
Yes
No

[Tom Henrik]

I can't answer that, ask "Is Guybrush's problem physical.", to which I would answer "Yes".

You just did with that post :wink:

[mika]

Did Guybrush get a fright?

[Tom Henrik]

yes

[Kiddiarni]

Did the bartender tell him anything about the way he looked?

[Havell]

no

[Kiddiarni]

Did the bartender say anything funny?

[TheVoid]

To all guys and girls out there, you'll soon see in your favourite library my newcoming book "Why Did Guybrush Threepwood Enter Deep Space 9 Bar And Exit Looking Like A Smile: One Thousand Brilliant Reasons". Norton Editions, 10 US dollar

[Havell]

no, OK obviously you lot need professional help :lol: so I'll give you a BIIIIIIG hint: The barman didn't say anything, but he did something.

[TheVoid]

Did the Bartender make him notice something he hadn't noticed before?

[Havell]

no

[Kiddiarni]

did the bartender touch him?

[Havell]

no

[TheVoid]

Did the bartender point a gun at him and show a sign "SMILE LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN YOU EXIT OR CONSIDER YOURSELF A DEAD MEN WALKING" ?

Seriously.....

did the bartender give something to him?

[Tom Henrik]

:blink:

Wow! That's deduction.... but :not_ok:

[Kiddiarni]

guess so...

Did the bartender do anything...strange? act or somn like that?

[Tom Henrik]

Originally posted by Kiddiarni@Aug 27 2004, 10:25 PM
guess so...

Did the bartender do anything...strange? act or somn like that?
Sorry.

You have to be specific.
We cannot answer YES or NO to questions going... "or something like that?"

[Kiddiarni]

Did the bartender do anything strange?

[Havell]

yes

[TheVoid]

Is it a strange action made by bartender that made Guybrush smile?

[Havell]

Not the action directly, but it did lead to making him smile.

[Tom Henrik]

Yes :w00t:

[TheVoid]

Did the bartender slide on a banana skin making a SWISH sound?



It's the funniest thing in the world :lol:

[Tom Henrik]

:not_ok:

[Havell]

no

[TheVoid]

Did the bartender action make him think to something that made him smile?

[Tom Henrik]

No

[mika]

Did the bartender frighten Guybrush?
Is this what made him smile?

[Havell]

yes, yes.

[mika]

So to sum up, something physical was wrong with Guybrush, he entered the bar, the bartender frightened him and he leaves happy.

Guybrush has hiccups! It's the only thing I can think of that get's solved by a scare.

Am I right?

[Havell]

YES!

[mika]

Yaaaaaaaaaay :w00t:

[FreeFreddy]

So the neverending riddle has been ended... http://forum.giga.de/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif

[TheVoid]

Michael Ende would have written a Never Ending Story about. :rolleyes:

[Havell]

Not quite solved :twisted: , you still need to find out what Guybrush was after was after when he first came in and how the barman frightened him. B)

[mika]

Did he put on a mask?
Make a move on him?
Tell him something?
Give him the "evil eye"?

[Tom Henrik]

No
No
No
and NO!

[TheVoid]

Did the bartender show him something frightening?

[Tom Henrik]

:ok:

[FreeFreddy]

Originally posted by TheVoid+Aug 28 2004, 05:15 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheVoid @ Aug 28 2004, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Did the bartender show him something frightening? [/b]
Didn't we have this question already on the previous page? :rolleyes:
******QuoteBegin-mika
Did the bartender frighten Guybrush?[/quote]

[TheVoid]

Not exactly....before it was " the B frightened Guybrush", now it is "the B showed Guybrush something that frightened him" :whistle:

[Puffin]

The bartender showed Guybrush a picture of his [that is the bartenders] wife! :sneaky:

[Havell]

no

[Kiddiarni]

he let him see a mirror..?

He pointed a gun on him?

He took off his clothes?

[Tom Henrik]

No.
Yes.
No.

[Kiddiarni]

hmm....wasnt there a riddle in the "Riddles and Brainteasers" thread where the answer was "the Bartender pointed a gun on him so the hiccups would stop?"...hmm

[Tom Henrik]

You still need to answer why Guybrush went into that bar ;)

[Puffin]

Elaine was being such a biatch so he gave up and went there? :P

[Tom Henrik]

No.

[unclefester]

He went to drink some water in order to stop the hiccups!

P.S. This emoticon :sneaky: looks like sonic

[Havell]

Well it looks like the "never-ending riddle" has been solved altogether.

[Tom Henrik]

Yay! Huzzah! :lol:

I'll just close this topic then.

[Havell]

Topic open again and a new riddle! Same rules apply as last time, Me, Tom Henrik and Unknown Hero know the answer and you may only ask questions answerable by "Yes" or "No".

A man walks into a restaurant, he takes a seat, orders chicken and waits until his meal arrives. He eats one mouthful of the chicken and immediately runs out of the restaurant and jumps in front of a bus, thereby commiting suicide.

Have fun :sneaky: .

[FreeFreddy]

Did he see his vegetarian-eating wife coming in and seeing him eating the chick? B)

[Havell]

no

[unclefester]

Hurray!!! :D :D :D It is the first riddle I solved!

[mika]

Was the man planning to commit suicide in the beginning?
Did he kill himself because of the meal?
Did the meal have anything to do with his killing himself?

[Tom Henrik]

NO.
Dang... difficult. But since I'm evil. NO!
Yes.

[unclefester]

Did he thing that he deserved to die after eating an innocent chic?

P.s. What's with the fast reply

[Havell]

no

[unclefester]

Did he really commit suicide?
Is it concluded by his actions?

[Havell]

Yes, the story ends with his death.

[unclefester]

Yes what is it concluded by his death or it is sure he commited suicide

[Tom Henrik]

Intentional suicide.

[Seraphim13]

Did eating the chicken remind him of something?

[Havell]

No, but the reason he commited suicide is that it didn't (If you see what I mean).

[FreeFreddy]

He forgot that he's a vegetarian and may not eat the chicken? :blink:

[Havell]

No

[unclefester]

He was penniless and owed million dollars

[Tom Henrik]

No. :P

[Kiddiarni]

He had been deserted on an Island with three men...One of the men died/was killed and his pal made a soup out of him which he said was chicken soup. When he got to the city again (some savior of kind helped them) he went to a restaurant and had a chicken soup and they both ate it, and because he had never tasted a Chicken soup he didnt see the difference. When he tasted it he found out that it didnt taste any like the soup on the Island and figured he had eaten his partner so he ran out and killed himself?

Close?

[Havell]

OK, in future if you know the answer to the riddle already just keep quiet so you don't spoil it for others.

[Unknown Hero]

Here comes third never ending riddle:

Guybrush eats his cheeseburger every morning before he arrives to his office (where he works). But to get to his office Guybrush needs to cross the road. He always completes to eat his cheeseburger before crossing the road. But one day something happend and since that day Guybrush first crosses the road and then starts to eat. What happened to Guybrush?

[mika]

A car splashed him?

[Tom Henrik]

Nope.

[Kiddiarni]

The burger tastes better a cross the road?

[Unknown Hero]

I already added a reply, but I can't see it??? Anyway the answer is no, but you're close.

[Unknown Hero]

Did anybody still remembers of "Never ending riddle" thread! C'mon guys don't give up. :not_ok:

[mika]

Was it because of the burger that he changed his routine? Did cars have anything to do with it? Was another person involved?

[Tom Henrik]

No. No. Yes

[Unknown Hero]

Yes
No
Yes


Don't listen Tom. He is evil! :twisted:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Was the burger really a burger, or was it a transexual with long pink hair and an electric suit?

[Unknown Hero]

Yes
No :angry:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Ahaha :lol:

Does it have a really long and complicated answer like the last one?

[Tom Henrik]

Long yes
Complicated no

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well if it's long I couldn't be bothered trying to figure it out. But I'll keep asking stupid questions.

So is the man a midget and is the burger a 6 foot sub?

[Tom Henrik]

Nope.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

How old is this man?
What is on the burger?
What year is this set in?
1945 perhaps?
Or in the future?
Do the cars fly in the future or just go really fast and controlled by computers like in I Robot?
Are there poopy seeds on the bun of the burger?
Can the man dance the cancan?
Was the other person involved an Ogre?

[Red Diablo]

Did the place he bought the burgers move across the road ?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

The other side of the road is litered with bums who never have anything to eat. So he crosses the road to eat it in front of them and tease them.

[Prox]

Did someone call him accross the street before he could start eating his burger?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Sep 17 2004, 03:41 PM
1. How old is this man?
2. What is on the burger?
3. What year is this set in?
4. 1945 perhaps?
5. Or in the future?
6. Do the cars fly in the future or just go really fast and controlled by computers like in I Robot?
7. Are there poopy seeds on the bun of the burger?
8. Can the man dance the cancan?
9. Was the other person involved an Ogre?
I repeat (for fourth time if I remember good) that I can only, AND ONLY, answer the questions with yes and no. OK?

1. /
2. /
3. /
4. No
5. No
6. ???? I will tel you when I get there :bleh:
7. No
8. ?
9. Yes and - Ogre no.

Try with simpler and realistic questions.

Did the place he bought the burgers move across the road ?

No.

The other side of the road is litered with bums who never have anything to eat. So he crosses the road to eat it in front of them and tease them.

No.

Did someone call him accross the street before he could start eating his burger?

No. He eated his cheesburger since that day EVERY DAY on the other side of the road, not just once.

[Prox]

Did the burger restaurant move accross the street?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Is the age of the man important?
Is the contents of the burger important?

[Tom Henrik]

@ Prox

No.

@ Iron Scarecrow

Njet.
Nein.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

It the road involved a busy road?

[Unknown Hero]

Is the contents of the burger important?

In some way, yes.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Did the other man involved have some kind of connection with the contents of the burger?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Sep 18 2004, 11:27 AM
Did the other man involved have some kind of connection with the contents of the burger?
Again in some way, yes.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Did the man eat guybrushes burger?

[Unknown Hero]

No, but nice try :D :lol:
It made me laugh.

[Prox]

was the other man a homeless bum that stank so bad that guybrush just couldn't eat his burger on that side of the street?

[Unknown Hero]

No. :lol:

[Prox]

Was the other man the cook who made the burgers?
If so, did he make the burger somehow taste bad?
Did Guybrush continue buying burgers in the same restaurant even after he started eating his burgers on the other side?

[Tom Henrik]

Originally posted by Prox@Sep 19 2004, 09:21 AM
Was the other man the cook who made the burgers?
No.

If so, did he make the burger somehow taste bad?
No.

Did Guybrush continue buying burgers in the same restaurant even after he started eating his burgers on the other side?
Yes.
Good try :ok:

[Prox]

Was the old side of the street somehow destroyed?
Dod the burger ingridients change?

[Tom Henrik]

No and no.

[Stobe]

Did he move nearer to the road. (as in live there.)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

did he actually go into the shop and buy the burger or was it delivered to him?

and if it was then im going to assume he moved house across the street.

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 02:45 PM
Did he move nearer to the road. (as in live there.)
No.


did he actually go into the shop and buy the burger or was it delivered to him?

and if it was then im going to assume he moved house across the street.
Nope.

C'mon! I don't want to give you hints. You are, in some way, on good road. :blink: :unsure:

[Stobe]

Soo, he moved to England and thats why he eats his burgers on ohterside of the road.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Did the man scare him in any way?
Did he have hiccups again?
Ahahahahaha :lol:

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 04:33 PM
Soo, he moved to England and thats why he eats his burgers on ohterside of the road.
Ahahhahaha :lol: (no)

Did the man scare him in any way?
Did he have hiccups again?
Ahahahahaha

YES.
No.

[Stobe]

The man was run over by a car while eating a burger, and mr.G saw this?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Was the man crazy about burgers? like totally obsessed with them?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 04:49 PM
The man was run over by a car while eating a burger, and mr.G saw this?
No.

Was the man crazy about burgers? like totally obsessed with them?
No. No.

[Stobe]

Did the Man use physical violence on Mr.G?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Was the man a vegan and tried to stop guybrush from eating the burger, so guybrush crosses the earlier along the road to prevent him from running into the man again and because of this he now can't finish his burger before he crosses?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 05:10 PM
Did the Man use physical violence on Mr.G?
No.

Was the man a vegan and tried to stop guybrush from eating the burger, so guybrush crosses the earlier along the road to prevent him from running into the man again and because of this he now can't finish his burger before he crosses?

No.
Unimportant note: It was cheeseburger, not hamburger.

[Stobe]

Is the Man important?

Did the Man show something to Mr. G?

Did Mr. G eat his cheeceburger in that peculiar day? ( the day he changed his habit?)

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 06:24 PM
Is the Man important?

Did the Man show something to Mr. G?

Did Mr. G eat his cheeceburger in that peculiar day? ( the day he changed his habit?)
Yes

No

Yes

[Stobe]

Das the Man know Mr. G?
Is he a friend?
Do they stumble on each other?
Do they even notice one-another?
Is the Man Frendly?
Do they speak?(to each other?)
Das the Man HAVE a name, is important?
Now that Mr. G is eating his ceeseburger in the other side of the road, is later in the morning?

[Tom Henrik]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 19 2004, 04:38 PM
Das the Man know Mr. G?
Is he a friend?
Do they stumble on each other?
Do they even notice one-another?
Is the Man Frendly?
Do they speak?(to each other?)
Das the Man HAVE a name, is important?
Now that Mr. G is eating his ceeseburger in the other side of the road, is later in the morning?
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
?

[Stobe]

Does the Man warn him of something?

Do they watch someone else eating a cheeseburger in a disgusting manner and vomiting on the sidestrip?

The Man says, that on the ohterside the cheeseburgers cost less?

A roadwork will start and the Man tells this to Mr. G?

[Unknown Hero]

Does the Man warn him of something?

Do they watch someone else eating a cheeseburger in a disgusting manner and vomiting on the sidestrip?

The Man says, that on the ohterside the cheeseburgers cost less?

A roadwork will start and the Man tells this to Mr. G?

Yes

No

No [you should read the riddle again (all of you)]

No

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Sep 19 2004, 04:20 PM
No.
Unimportant note: It was cheeseburger, not hamburger.
Cheeseburgers have meat on them. Well at least the McDonalds cheeseburgers have meat on them.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Was the man a guybrush from the future like in the swamp in the third or fourth monkey island I dont remember which and tells guybrush to eat his burger across the road or he will destroy all the guybrushes that ever existed?

Did he then give him a useless rubber chicken?

[Unknown Hero]

:lol: NO.

No.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Yeah I thought it was funny. It would be a good answer too.

[Unknown Hero]

C'mon ladies! You're only a quarter to go! Keep going!

[Stobe]

Is it important WHERE the Man comes from?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

So what do we know so far exactly?

[Prox]

Is the man some kind of an oracle, you know, a profit?
If so, does he warn G 'bout his future?
Would G have died or something if he had stayed eating the burger on the same side of the street?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Prox@Sep 20 2004, 01:54 PM
Is the man some kind of an oracle, you know, a profit?
If so, does he warn G 'bout his future?
Would G have died or something if he had stayed eating the burger on the same side of the street?
That's pretty much exactly what I just asked.

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 20 2004, 12:57 PM
Is it important WHERE the Man comes from?
No.

Is the man some kind of an oracle, you know, a profit?
If so, does he warn G 'bout his future?
Would G have died or something if he had stayed eating the burger on the same side of the street?

You are getting close, but no, no, and no! Sorry.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I think it's time for a small, small hint.

Does Guybrush start walking faster so he doesn't have time to finish his burger before he crosses the road?

I know it's stupid but I'm running out of ideas.

[Red Diablo]

I agree with Iron_Scarecrow it must be time for a hint, think we're all kinda stuck. :whistle:

[Unknown Hero]

Small, SMALL hint: The man in the bar is very important!

[Red Diablo]

Was it because of what the bar man did/said that he started eating on the other side of the road ?

If the guy had wanted to, could he have continued to eat at the same side as he'd always done ?

Is it something about what's in the hamburger that makes him stop ?

Did your hint help me at all ? (I'll answer this myself) NO :D

[Unknown Hero]

Was it because of what the bar man did/said that he started eating on the other side of the road ?

If the guy had wanted to, could he have continued to eat at the same side as he'd always done ?

Is it something about what's in the hamburger that makes him stop ?

Did your hint help me at all ? (I'll answer this myself) NO*

Yes.

Yes. :unsure:

Yes.

YES!!!

[Red Diablo]

So is the answer something like:

Guybrush goes to the restaurant as usual, orders/gets his burger and finds out from the bar man that it contains **** so he decides to start eating elsewhere ???

Tell me, I need to know... :cry:

[Prox]

:( :blink: :unsure: :huh: :cry: :yawn:

[Unknown Hero]

No.

You need to ask general questions, not so concrete questions. :ok:
BTW you're almost at the end of the riddle!

[Prox]

Did the man warn him verbaly?
Just in case he didn't, did he warn him mimicly?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Prox@Sep 23 2004, 08:12 PM
Did the man warn him verbaly?
Just in case he didn't, did he warn him mimicly?
Yes.

No.

[Prox]

I'm running out of ideas, but I'll give it another try:

Did he tel him thet the burger would somehow taste better on the other side?

[Unknown Hero]

No.

BTW you asked me before did the man WARNED him of something!

[Prox]

Is Guybrush gullible?

[Unknown Hero]

No.

[Stobe]

Well, this may sound stupid, but does the burger have wrappings?

Well maybe the man outside tells mr. G that the man inside is healthinspector and if mr. G litter (well mr. G did stop the eating in the vicinity and maybe that corner doesn't have a garbagecan?) the surraundings of the bar, the big guy will crush him.

[Prox]

Did he warn him that there might be vegeterian meat protestors near there any time soon?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 24 2004, 05:59 PM
Well, this may sound stupid, but does the burger have wrappings?

Well maybe the man outside tells mr. G that the man inside is healthinspector and if mr. G litter (well mr. G did stop the eating in the vicinity and maybe that corner doesn't have a garbagecan?) the surraundings of the bar, the big guy will crush him.
No.

And about that second thing.....It's pretty close (ask question by question).


Did he warn him that there might be vegeterian meat protestors near there any time soon?

No.

[Stobe]

Close? how close? Pretty close? Am i pretty? ...Thank you... :w00t: .

1. So there are two men, one inside and the second outside. And of course Mr. G?

2. I was thinking that the riddle didn't contain the answer to WHERE is the bar located?
2.1. Is it near the crossing?
2.2. Or is it near the start of his everyday walking?

3. And it also contained that Mr. G would cross the road to get to his office, but didn't contain WHERE his office IS?
3.1. Right in front of the ROAD?
3.2. Or more walking after the crossing?

4. And is the BAR and the HAMBURGERjoint the same thing?

More Questions later.

(You can't answer to 2 and 3, yes or no, but everything else...)

[Unknown Hero]

1. So there are two men, one inside and the second outside. And of course Mr. G?
No.

2. I was thinking that the riddle didn't contain the answer to WHERE is the bar located?
No.

2.1. Is it near the crossing?
No.

2.2. Or is it near the start of his everyday walking?
No.

3. And it also contained that Mr. G would cross the road to get to his office, but didn't contain WHERE his office IS?
No.

3.1. Right in front of the ROAD?
?

3.2. Or more walking after the crossing?
No.

4. And is the BAR and the HAMBURGERjoint the same thing?
No.

Focus on word "healthinspector"!!!

[Red Diablo]

You're close says Unknown Hero, and then answers the following 8 questions with no... :D This really is never-ending. LOL

So is there something put in the burger that the healthinspector tells Guy about ?
Like something left over from the bar ?
Does it have to do with shit ? :whistle:
Dead people ?
Rats ?

Btw you forgot to anser Stobe's first question: Am i pretty? :P :D

[TheVoid]

Hey, I never made a single question about it.

Has Guybrush fear of doctors? So when he hears a "health inspector" is coming he quickly switches side of the road?



However, I don't know if Stobe is pretty or not. :P

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by TheVoid@Sep 26 2004, 08:50 AM
However, I don't know if Stobe is pretty or not. :P
Let's just go with "probably not", til someone can confim otherwise ? :D

[Stobe]

:bleh: :bleh: <_< :lol: :lol: :ok:

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by TheVoid@Sep 26 2004, 10:50 AM
Hey, I never made a single question about it.

Has Guybrush fear of doctors? So when he hears a "health inspector" is coming he quickly switches side of the road?



However, I don't know if Stobe is pretty or not.* :P
No. No.


About Stobe................well...................he's ugly. :whistle:
* :ph34r: catch me if you can*


P.S. If you want I can tell you the answer of the riddle? Or if you don't want then I will repeat for 10,000th time: "Ask general questions!"
You all asked about ingredients of burger, but you didn't ask if that's important.

[Stobe]

First i'm pretty, now i'm ugly... :( :cry:

And make things worst, it seems that mr. G doesn't know where he lives or where is he heading. :blink: (does he haw amnesia and thats why he just is wandering)

SO, is it important where or when this happens?

Is the health dude, a dude?

Is the healthPERSON, inside the "bar"?

[Red Diablo]

Unknown Hero, you jumped my questions before. :cry:

And Stobe: Go to "What every retrogamer needs"-thread, look at the purdy girl, come back here, if you can honestly say you look better than her I'll post "Stobe's pretty". <_< :P

Even if it makes me consider my sexuality... :D

[Stobe]

Well... maybe after couple of beers(and few shots? ;) )
The main problem is that she looks like a gypsy. :not_ok:

But hey, I'M A MAN so technically i cant be pretty.

(im handsome)

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 26 2004, 07:41 PM
First i'm pretty, now i'm ugly... :(* :cry:

And make things worst, it seems that mr. G doesn't know where he lives or where is he heading.* :blink:* (does he haw amnesia and thats why he just is wandering)

SO, is it important where or when this happens?

Is the health dude, a dude?

Is the healthPERSON, inside the "bar"?
You are pretty damn right! :D

No.
No.
Yes.
Yes.

So is there something put in the burger that the healthinspector tells Guy about ?
Like something left over from the bar ?
Does it have to do with shit ?*
Dead people ?
Rats ?

Yes/No.
No.
No.
No.
No.

[Prox]

Is G the owner/employee of the burger restaurant?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Prox@Oct 3 2004, 03:42 PM
Is G the owner/employee of the burger restaurant?
Wow, someone found my thread and pulled it out of dust!!!

The answer is no, sorry.
Maybe next time?

[Jumjalum]

Is there a bomb in the burger? Like in the movie Speed.

[Jumjalum]

Originally posted by FreeFreddy@Aug 28 2004, 09:15 PM
Did he see his vegetarian-eating wife coming in and seeing him eating the chick? B)
His wife eats vegetarians? She sounds like a bit of a monster,

[Tom Henrik]

No bomb :lol:

[FreeFreddy]

Do you know what the riddle is anything about yet? :sneaky:

[Red Diablo]

OK, can we call it quits on this riddle now... ? :blink:
We've been doing it since Aug 30 2004 10:09 PM, and we've come as far as:

Is there a bomb in the burger? Like in the movie Speed.

:cry:

[Havell]

What's the thread called? ;)

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by R Havell@Oct 4 2004, 07:43 PM
What's the thread called?* ;)
It's called:

"I-used-my-100th-post-on-this-piece-of-shit-riddle-so-tell-me-the-answer!"

...or at least it should be. :whistle: :P

[Unknown Hero]

All right guys!
If you want I would be willing to tell you the solution of the riddle, but still if you don't want.......... :ok:


Ok, ok! The solution is:
As mr. G entered the bar, he saw his dentist (health-inspector), and the dentist told him that he should eat on the other side (of the mouth of corse), but as mr. G (Guybrush) is stupid as always, he eated on the other side (of the road of corse).

It wasn't so difficult.
Last week my friends (around 12 people) solved it in about 10min!
Shame on you people of abandonia! :not_ok:

[Havell]

No, this could be one of the great mysteries of the abandonia forum! Now everyone will always wonder why Guybrush crosses the road! It would be heartless to ruin that.

[Stroggy]

My opinion of you just went down a few notches
well done

[Unknown Hero]

And another NER (Never Ending Riddle???)!!!

Camel is walking across the desert.
Where is the camel going?


I'm not sure if this one will work, cuz it's for telling alive (if you got what i meant). :(

Enjoy!!! :D

[Red Diablo]

Across the desert..? :P

[Tom Henrik]

You're to clever :sneaky:

[Unknown Hero]

Yes, it is walking across the desert, but WHERE the fuck is it going??? :twisted:

[The_EgAt]

Egypt?

[Tom Henrik]

No... not even close.

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Oct 6 2004, 10:19 PM
Yes, it is walking across the desert, but WHERE the fuck is it going??? :twisted:
Hey ! No swearing !

*hovers mouse-cursor over report button*

[Clint Eastwood-voice]
Questions is... Do you feel lucky... Well, do you PUNK !?!
[/Clint Eastwood-voice]

:P :D

Is it going somewhere to drink ?
Water ?

[Tom Henrik]

Nope, it's not thirsty.

[Red Diablo]

Is the camel deciding itself where to go ?
Does it want to ?
Have to ?
Does it involv other animals or humans ?

[TheVoid]

Is the camel alone?
Or has he a rider?

Does he have a Micheline guide?

[Red Diablo]

Does he have a Micheline guide?

LMAO :D

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by TheVoid@Oct 7 2004, 11:05 PM
Is the camel alone?
Or has he a rider?

Does he have a Micheline guide?
Is the camel deciding itself where to go ?
Does it want to ?
Have to ?
Does it involv other animals or humans ?

I think the question is simple.
The camel is walking across the desert.
WHERE is it going? :angry: :not_ok:

[TheVoid]

Is he going to the Camel Trophy? :P

[FreeFreddy]

He's going to a Caravan-Serai?
He's going together with many other camels?
If he is, he's going to a trading destination somewhere in a distant country?

[Tom Henrik]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Oct 10 2004, 01:33 AM
I think the question is simple.
The camel is walking across the desert.
WHERE is it going? :angry: :not_ok:
Actually it is not quite that simple....

If the question is to be entirely correct, is should be: ON WHAT is the camel going?

[FreeFreddy]

On an air cushion? :lol: :P

[Tom Henrik]

no

[Stroggy]

this must be the silliest thread i've ever read.
It makes me feel like insulting all of you again... but I'm trying to be nice

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by Stroggy@Oct 10 2004, 12:21 PM
but I'm trying to be nice
Bet that must hurt inside huh... :P :D

[Stroggy]

Originally posted by Red Diablo+Oct 10 2004, 01:00 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red Diablo @ Oct 10 2004, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-Stroggy@Oct 10 2004, 12:21 PM
but I'm trying to be nice
Bet that must hurt inside huh... :P :D [/b][/quote]
I manage.
But sometimes its difficult.
Like when I'm browsing through political pictures in an art site.
then I feel the urge to pay the membership fee just so I can insult them on the forums.
But I solve that by telling my friends online how much I hate those anarchist hippies.

Compared to them you guys are alright.

anyway, back on topic
no matter how silly it is

what did the camel move on? :rolleyes:

[FreeFreddy]

This kind of question cannot be answered... ;)
But let me guess, he's going on water?

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Stroggy@Oct 10 2004, 02:21 PM
this must be the silliest thread i've ever read.
It makes me feel like insulting all of you again... but I'm trying to be nice
I didn't find myself insulted, just cheered up! :D :lol:
You know why? Because this really is the siliest thread ever!
Just wait until "we" reveal the solution and you will laugh with me, too. :lol: :lol:

And BTW the camel is not going on water! :D :lol:

[Red Diablo]

On his instincts ?
On a bus ?
On drugs ?

:rolleyes: :blink:

[Unknown Hero]

:lol: :lol:
Tom do you read this!!!
I can't stop laughing!
Keep trying guys! :ok:

I will repeat it again:
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
The camel is walking through the desert!
ON WHAT is the camel going?

[Red Diablo]

WTF do you mean "On what" ? :blink: :angry:

His legs ?
Or like some sort of transportation ?

Man, this riddle is pissing me off... :P :D

[Unknown Hero]

Did someone else get pissed off, too??? :D

Edit: Hey ! No swearing !
WTF (What the fuck)

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, PUNK! :D :lol:
Peace on you!

[wormpaul]

did we already found the answer of the question??

[Unknown Hero]

So, there's no one else that got pissed off? :(

[Stroggy]

is he walking on sand perhaps?
The easier this 'neverending' riddle is solved the better

[FreeFreddy]

He's not walking, he tries to creep to the next point of civilization because his legs are broken, hm? :ph34r:
Lolz, that happens if you go to a cinema that late in the evening... :P :D
Only the presence of a loving girl can resque you then from becoming crazy. ;)

[Tom Henrik]

So far... NO to all :ph34r:

[wormpaul]

The Camel is going to a nice pub near his old town, to score a cigarette, beer and maybe a nice chick :twisted:

[Havell]

No, you're back to "to", the question is "on".

[FreeFreddy]

He's riding on his (actual) rider? :unsure: :whistle: