Best quotes thread!

[Maikel]

Beware people, in this thread the funniest, worst, and overall memorable words will be logged!

[Durak]

"My speed is only equaled by the swiftness of my enemy's fall."

8)

[Maikel]

A bit cocky isn't it :P

[xndr2181]

"A true friend stabs you in the front"
-Oscar Wilde.
" Life is pain, if anyone tells you otherwise, they're either lying or selling something"
-Princess Bride
(I'll be back with more, :wink: )
-Sean

[Stroggy]

"The end justifies the means"
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."
"It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver."

Thats Nicolo Machiavelli for all you culturless barabarians!

[Havell]

"I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein.

[FreeFreddy]

"each human is a wolf for other human..." unknown

[Titan]

"It can go any whorse then straight to hell" //Titan

[wendymaree]

Chiselled into the headstone of a hypochondriac: "I told you I was sick".

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Francis Roberts.

"Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive."
-The winning entry in a "What were HAL's first words" contest judged by 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY creator Arthur C. Clarke.

"All men are gods."
- Jesus Christ

[Omuletzu]

Okay these are selected from my collection of quotes:
To be prepared for war is the most effective means of preserving peace. (George Washington)
You can't say civilization don't advance. For every war, they kill you a new way. (Will Rogers)
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards dying for their country. (Patton)
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.(Tom Wilson)
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.(Mahfouz Naguib)
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.(Doug Larson)
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.(Doug Larson)
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.(Elbert Hubbard)
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.(Oliver Wendell Holmes)
He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.(James Gibbons Huneker)
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.(Socrates)
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me.(Jack Cleary)
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.(Albert Einstein)
Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage-to move in the opposite direction.(Albert Einstein)
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.(Konrad Adenauer)
Life is a long lesson in humility.(James M. Barrie)
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.(John Barrymore)
Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.(Joseph Campbell)
The best way to predict the future is to create it.(Peter F. Drucker)
A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

[Kiddiarni]

"I believe Man and Fish can coexist together peacefully" George W. Bush :shock:

[Tom Henrik]

The border-relationship between Canada and Mexico has never been better! -George Bush

[The Niles]

no need for this to be a sticky just because you made it Maikel.

[Maikel]

Well...mister Picard, this thread was supposed to log the comments and quotes made by the people on this forum. so we could remember them. the thread got somewhat misunderstanded.

But making a lame statement like you just did is just, like I said, LAME. You could just have said it in the admin lounge if it bothered you.

[Kosta]

no need for this to be a sticky just because you made it Maikel.

Well, this whole topic went in the wrong direction. It was supposed to be locked & sticky and it should have contained best quotes FROM the abandonia forum, not just random quotes. That's why it was sticky...

[Kiddiarni]

ADMIN FIGHT! ADMIN FIGHT! :P

Now please adopt a puff|n, or else :banana: will come to your house and annoy you :P

[Titan]

/me has noting better to dom so he beats up Kiddiarni a little...

Yeah.. i can see how this thread was INTENDED to be used.. but as always.. once you post something on Abandonia forums... it gets its own life and crawl away from you... grow up... gets a family.. and dies after a while...

The life of a topic..

Sugestion: create a new, and be shure to LOCK it..

[Tom Henrik]

They did indeed lock it, but somewhere along the way. The topic was unlocked. Since people started to list their favourite quotes, I just jumped on the train :lol:


But I do understand why The Picard misunderstood Maikel's intentions. I would have done the same thing if I hadn't been talking to both Kosta and Maikel through MSN at the time they started the topic.

[Stroggy]

Oh I have quite a few quotes of my own.

"Nukes are the angels of peace, and the demons of war"
"there is no point in having a handicap if you can't use it to suckle from the sweet teat of Easy Life"
(example: while those damned dyslectic get easier tests and exams, people with dyscalculia like me just have to work harder... those damn dyslectic get all the benefits and airtime :x )

[Puffin]

Sometimes I just dont understand the conversations on this fourm, crazy Europeans.

:D:D

[revgb]

I was thinking when i read that, 'hey that sounds familar' lol im glad u found it amusing Puffin :)

[Kiddiarni]

/me has noting better to dom so he beats up Kiddiarni a little...

Me calls my "Beat 'em ups" and sends them to Sweden with a couple of Baseball Bats

Hah....Now do better than that

[FreeFreddy]

/me puts out his anti-tank bazooka and sends nice greetings to Iceland :twisted:

[Kiddiarni]

/me gets out the red "Do not press" button from the Drawer, and enters the coordinates

:P

[FreeFreddy]

/me hires an assasin that murders the danger-causing Kiddi before he destroys the world without knowing what he does :twisted:

[Maikel]

/me uses the mighty :ot: smiley

[Kiddiarni]

/me gets the even more Mighty :banana: smiley to :sniper: the :ot:

[Titan]

And now the fun was over... see the topic drop of the board...