The Kingdom Of Loathing

[Havell]

The Kingdom of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com)

Just a quick plug for my favourite MMOG.

- It's fun.
- It's free.
- Spend 5 minutes or 3 hours per day on it, it's still a hell of a lot of fun.
- It's got friendly people, and it's the people that make a MMOG.
- There's always some new content avalible.
- It doesn't take itself too seriously, almost the item descriptions and monsters are pop-culture references or just jokes.

So sign up today, it's free! When you're in send me a message, I'm "Trent Steele" :ok:

[Calamity]

This looks absolutely hilarious. I'll probably end up creating an account and edit my post to put my username. :ok:

[Ioncannon]

Played this game for a while (you told me about a long time ago) stopped after a while cause FFXI

[Fawfulhasfury]

I'm there as Fawfulhasfury. Awesome game. Send me a message over KoL. :ok:

[Eagle of Fire]

I created a character with my same original name. :)

Do someone plan to create a clan for Abadonnia? I would join once I level up enough.

[DeathDude]

Whoa looks kinda interesting, maybe I'll join up..

[Lizard]

I will join,when I finally sucess to login....

[Havell]

I'm in the clan "League of Dead Babies". I would probably leave if an Abandonia cla ngot going but until the nI'll probably stay at my current clan.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Well, then lets form a clan. :)

[Havell]

Any ideas on what to call it? Just "The Abandonia Clan" would be a bit boring.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Abandonia Aristocrats???
Abandonia Artisans????
Abandonian Adventurers??
Abandonian Knob-Goblins???

[Eagle of Fire]

Abadonned Archetypal Radical Gamers (AARG)? :D

[Fawfulhasfury]

Try Abandonia Adventuring Radical Gamers??? It's easier to spell and understand.

[Eagle of Fire]

I thought that the point was that it either made sense or was easy to spell... Kind of like the whole game. :angel:

[Fawfulhasfury]

Ahh. Well, then. Your idea is awesome and I vote we use it. :)

[Havell]

Yep, it's a good idea, I'll start up the Abadonned Archetypal Radical Gamers if you're sure that's OK? I'll pay for the things in the clan like the calender.
Oh, and I hope you liked your goodie-bag Fawful ;)

[Fawfulhasfury]

I think its perfect. And my goodie bag was awesome!! Thanks a lot. I really wanted a familiar. Thanks :D :)

[Havell]

Glad you liked it :)
Clan Abadonned Archetypal Radical Gamers under construction...

EDIT: We need a credo, any ideas?

[Fawfulhasfury]

Credo??? Whats that???

[Havell]

A short description of the clan. Sort of a snappy slogun.

[Lizard]

Abadonned abadonnians who abadonn abadonned abadonware...

[Havell]

I like it!

Perhaps we could say "With Abandon"

[Fawfulhasfury]

Oh. I see. Hmm. Let me think. How about, "We may have spelt abandoned like a vampire from the spooky forest, but at least we don't saaaaaak your blaaaaad.

EDIT: I like lizards idea better, lets use it.

[Havell]

Abandoned Abandonians who abandon abandonware with abandon.

OK?

[Fawfulhasfury]

Yep. Lizards idea rocks. LOL

[Lizard]

Perfect!!! :ok:
I dont know if I could join.I made an account but I just cant login :wall: :wall: (as I know myself,I just overlooked something very simple... :whistle: )

[Fawfulhasfury]

Perhaps u didn't get the code from the registration email???

[Havell]

A code is sent to your e-mail, when you enter your username and password in the login box for the first time you get sent back to the front page but there is now a box to enter your code, enter your username, password and code again to get in.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Sometimes it takes more than once to get to the code enter page, after you enter it and log in, you never have to enter the code again.

[Havell]

The clan's up! If you go into my profile (Trent Steele (#197903)) and view my clan, from there you can submit an application.

[Eagle of Fire]

I'll join the clan as soon as I hit level 3... Which should be tomorow. :)

[Fawfulhasfury]

I've applyed. I'm level 3. :)

[Havell]

Fawful: You're in, and I gave you your " Furybringer of Cosmic Disorder" title.
Eagle, can't wait until you're in :ok:

EDIT: Eagle, you haven't played any turns :blink:

[Lizard]

When I will be able to open my email box and see my activation code I will join.I strongly hope it will be tommorow.(or today,it is after midnight in slovakia now) :D
Btw I am probably Pastamancer!!! LOL

[Fawfulhasfury]

OK, thanks much. :D May this clan lead a long and prosperous KoL adventure. :D

[Eagle of Fire]

I played all my 80 turns a long time ago plus about a dizain other turns I salvaged from drinks/food plus 8 turns I got from your 2 delicious pita you sent to me... Yum! :D

I'm on way for level 3 now.

Edit: Im level 3 now and I applied for the clan. I'm now a "Puffin Intimidator"...

*run around on the board and try to intimidate Puffin*

An intimidator is me! :D

[Calamity]

I've been playing the game all day and I have to say it's fantastic. My username is Calamity if you guys want a lady in the guild. :P I hope my adventures get refilled soon because I need more of the silliness!

[Havell]

OK Eagle, you're in the clan, if you want a specific title, just tell me. Calamity, the more the merrier :ok:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What's the best class?

[Calamity]

XD I got the "beaten up" effects and I have no clue how to get myself back up to full strength. Blast that ball with tons of ears! :P

EDIT- Scratch that I'm in top shape again. I love this game so much.

[Havell]

@Iron, just pick the one whose describtion sounds the best to you, they're all good. Although we already have 2 Seal Clubbers so you might as well stay away from that class.
@Calamity, Rest at your campsite for three adventures while it wears off.

EDIT: Calamity you're level 3! :Brain:

[Calamity]

Do you guys still want me to join? :D How exactly do I do so?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

This si great I'd love to join the clan. LOL


EDIT Oops I'm a seal clubber, it was either that or a thief. I could make a new account if you want. But right now I must go watch tv.

[Havell]

@calamity if you go into "account" on the top menu you can go into "manage your contact list, you type my name (Trent Steele) into the box then press OK. My name should appear on the list, if you click on "view profile" you can see my profile and you can scroll down to my clan, click on the link there and from that page you can apply to the clan.

EDIT: Iron, don't bother, Seal Clubbers are good :ok:

[Calamity]

Done and done. Your little stick man is absolutely wonderful Havell! :P

EDIT- I made my character ridiculously drunk to get more adventures so when I went back to one I ended up being so drunk that this happened:

"You can't quite remember what happened during this adventure, but you're pretty sure it involved some hot Gnoll chick.

Way to go, Tiger.

You lose 10 Meat."

Way too funny! LOL

[Eagle of Fire]

Havell: I don't like "Fallen Phoenix"... It's the "Fallen" that I don't really like...

How about putting "the protector of the known world" instead? That's the name I have on MSN. :D

Edit: Calamity: Being drunk is not really a good thing, but I think that's when you get up to 15 drunkiness point that you can't adventure anymore. Food is good tough, so the best course of action would be to eat as much as you can (there is a limit), go adventure the rest of the day, then drink all you want. The adventures will add up from each day and 200 is the max I think. So you could stop playing for 5 days and come back with 200 adventures to do. :)

[Havell]

I like the"You wake up in a a pile of... well, let's just say some of it is meat. You gain 3 meat."

Another funny one is the "Knight in White Satin", description: "This is a knight in white satin, he never reachs the end, the end of kicking your a$$!"

[Havell]

Eagle, the protector of the known world is too long by 2 characters, I made you the protector of the world, if you want to change it, just tell me. Do you want a title Calamity?

[Lizard]

FINALLY :Brain: :Brain: :Brain:
My -censored- E-mail box has turned "maximal protection against spam" on and deleted messages from KoL automatically :wall: :wall: :hairpull: :pissed:
Why must bullsh*ts like this happen always to me :ranting:
Anyway I am logged,Pastamancer lvl 1 name Lizard2, and pretty confused :blink:

[Eagle of Fire]

Havell: what about droping off the "the"? Would it fit?

[Koen]

I came, I saw, I registered, I played, and I stopped after 5 seconds. :not_ok:

Time for Rubies of Eventide... :D

[Calamity]

Am I still able to make a title? If so I'll get to work thinking on it and then get back to you.

In my drunken stupor I used up all my adventures and lost a bunch of attributes, thus proving that drinking is lame. :P

[Fawfulhasfury]

LOL
Thanks for the familiar again, havell. Hes already at 6 pounds. :D
Also, I put a valuable quest item in the clan goodies. :)
I'm close to level 4 now. I'm at the bat cave quest. Wheee!!!

[Havell]

I going to put a few of my stockpiled cocktails into the clan stash, please only take them when you need them and don't just hoard or sell them.
If any of you need any help or a little starter pack from me then just ask :)
Calamity, of course you can have a title! Just pick one, I can always change it later.
Eagle, your new title is "Protector of the Known World" it was short enough, good thinknig, hope you like it.
Lizard, I'll message you in game, if you have any specific problems I can help you with them either in this forum or via in game messages :ok:

[Fawfulhasfury]

Yay!! A cocktail is just what I need to get more adventures. I'll take one. I'll try to make it on my own myself, unless I need more adventures(not including being part of the clan). :whistle:

[Calamity]

Could mine be "the killer queen Malkovich"? If that one's too big I'll gladly settle for "Killer Queen". Thanks a bunch Havell. :ok:

EDIT- Does the drunkeness wear off or can I find something that will cure it?

[Havell]

There are some cocktails that obly a Disco Bandit (my class) can make, if you have some iingredients that you want made into a cocktail just give them to me. I have a bartender in a box in my campground so I don't use up any adventures making cocktails.
Fawful, I gave you a cocktailcrafting kit so you can mix cocktails but not the very advanced ones (that need the skill "advanced cocktailcrafting") and it will take you 1 adventure.
KoL Bartender's Guide (http://www.bellsouthpwp.net/e/p/epeterso2/KOL_Bartending_Guide.html) has information on what cocktails can be made with what items.
EDIT: Calamity's title has been changed :ok:
EDIT2: Drunkeness wears off at the end of the day, there used to be an item that would cure drunkeness (the sober pill) but that has been de-implemented as rich players were using them to get infinite adventures (and therefore infinite stats, etc).

[Calamity]

::Sits in the corner of the clan room in a drunken stupor:: "This'll teach me to drink what the hobos do!"

As soon as it wears off I'm going to head to the Haunted Pantry and try to kill some food. :P

[Fawfulhasfury]

I'm currently on the build a car and vacation quest.

[Lizard]

Just a question:What makes goolfballs :blink:
I got it from strang guy but I am too suspicious to use it... :ph34r:

[Fawfulhasfury]

Don't use those period at all. They adda an awesome but short lasting power boost, but then afterwards, you get the goofballs withdrawal which lasts a long time and causes your power to go down till the withdrawal is over.

[Havell]

Goofballs give you 10 adventures of "Hopped up on goofballs" (doubles all stats) but after they are over there are 100 adventures of "Goofball withdrawal" (halves all stats). The only way to get rid of Goofball withdrawal is to either wait the 100 turns or have some more goofballs. The price of goofballs increases by 1,000 meat every time and if you have too many of them it starts lowering your level. The day they came out i saw the funniest thing ever, a guy in chat had had about 250 goofballs and he was out of money, he used to be level 20 but was reduced to level 1, he went around begging people to pay for his next dose so he could get his stats up. Someone gave him the money in the end LOL

[Calamity]

Is the chat still up? I looked all around but couldn't find the link to it.

[Havell]

You have to complete the alter of literacy test in the right side of the tracks to get in. After that's done a link should appear at the bottom of the frame on the right (with the announments in).

[Calamity]

Oh alright, thanks. :)

[Fawfulhasfury]

You won't see me in chat though. The only messages I'll post in KoL will be in the clan message center and to one of my contacts. BTW when Danny252 is level 3, he'll send a request to join the clan, havell. Make sure you let him in. :) BTW I used the goofballs. I'll never do that again. :( I'm also on 17 drunkenness.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 8 2005, 07:38 PM
Goofballs give you 10 adventures of "Hopped up on goofballs" (doubles all stats) but after they are over there are 100 adventures of "Goofball withdrawal" (halves all stats). The only way to get rid of Goofball withdrawal is to either wait the 100 turns or have some more goofballs. The price of goofballs increases by 1,000 meat every time and if you have too many of them it starts lowering your level. The day they came out i saw the funniest thing ever, a guy in chat had had about 250 goofballs and he was out of money, he used to be level 20 but was reduced to level 1, he went around begging people to pay for his next dose so he could get his stats up. Someone gave him the money in the end LOL
Heh.Hey Fawfulhasfury ,have you used it? :evil: I just congratulate my suspicions :w00t: ...Btw if you want,or find someone who want one goofball just say it.I am sure I wont use this thing LOL

[Havell]

I've bought everyone in the clan a meat maid. There give four extra adventures per day when placed in your campground. They also cost me 18,000 meat each, no need to thank me...

[Calamity]

Thankies sir! This'll come in handy after the hangover. Would it be alright if I put some more meat in our stash or should I wait until it goes down tomorrow?

[Havell]

Put whatever the hell you like in the clan stash :ok:

[Lizard]

I must be at least on level 3 to join the clan?

[Havell]

Yes, apply as soon as you get there.

[Lizard]

I need just one mysterious points damn :wall:
Ah well,I will level up after midnight... :D
I wasted more than 20 adventure points on The league of Chef-Magi tests at first level :hairpull: :ranting:

[Havell]

If you can't do it once you won't be able to do it straight away. It works on just how high your mys is.

EDIT: Lizard, check your messages for what you need to make that level.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 8 2005, 09:31 PM
If you can't do it once you won't be able to do it straight away. It works on just how high your mys is.
Yeah I figured it later.Too late... :cry:

[Havell]

You can apply to the clan now.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 8 2005, 09:49 PM
You can apply to the clan now.
I did it already...YAY!!!! :Brain: :Brain:

[Havell]

OK, we we now number 5 :Brain:
Lizard, I set your title as "Pit Salamandar" is that OK?

[Lizard]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 8 2005, 10:53 PM
OK, we we now number 5 :Brain:
Lizard, I set your title as "Pit Salamandar" is that OK?
Of course :Brain: .Althought I should be loathing salamander now :max:
Our clan will rise to the top!!! :Brain:

[dragonLancer]

whats the clan for if its cool id like to join :bye:

[Fawfulhasfury]

clans work together, and give each other neat things, believe me its worth it

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Fawfulhasfury@Mar 9 2005, 12:48 AM
clans work together, and give each other neat things, believe me its worth it
Btw fawfulhasfurry want you my goofball? :bleh:

[dragonLancer]

k im in! how do i sign up

[Fawfulhasfury]

No, I don't lizard. @dragon, add trent steele to your contacts if you r lvl 3 or over, then veiw his profile, then click on his clans name, then you'll go to the apply for the clan page. Then wait to see if he accepts. I'll let him know you will apply. BTW what is your KOL id?? Dragonlancer???

[dragonLancer]

its Dragonlancer13

[Fawfulhasfury]

ok, just do like I said. If it has dragonlancer in it, he will know its u. :)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Level 2 :Brain:

EDIT Level 3 and I have now applied to the clan. :ok:
If you want to give me a title you can make one up on your own, surprise me. :ok:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What do I do when I run out of adventures?

[Calamity]

You're basically done for the day unless you have some food to get you more adventures. :)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

So how long till I get a whole new set of adventures?

[Eagle of Fire]

There is a "sleep over" time. I'm on GMT -5 and it happen at exactly midnight for me. I don't know where you live, a little calculation and you should find it. :)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well I'm quite sure I'm GMT+10, but when I was at 1 adventure left this afternoon at 3.30 it said that sleep over thing was happening, does that work?

[Havell]

There is about 5 minutes of downtime for maintainence at rollover.

[Calamity]

Today is Meat Day so you all should wake up with oodles more meat (I got 10,000 just by walking into chat)!

[Lizard]

How you can fetch some familliar?

[Eagle of Fire]

I don't know for sure but I know you can buy some at the flea market. Don't know if it's worth it tough since most of them usually fetch at 2000+ meat.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I got my familiar by purchasing a Terrarium at the market for 500 meat. Then I put some kind of worm in it which I got from adventuring somewhere, I can't remember where, and now I have a 1 pound mosquito called Petal with 3 kills. :D

[Eagle of Fire]

Gotta try that, I got some of those worms too. :D

Is the terranium one use only? If not could you consider putting it in the stash so I don't have to waste meet getting another terranium? That would be great. :ok:

[Calamity]

Do want me to throw mine in? They're multiple use and the only other familiar I have in my inventory is a baby version of what I already have with me.

[Eagle of Fire]

Yeah, that would be great. Of course once I'm finished with it I'll give it back. :D

I have a question; I now have the Bugbear outfit. I noticed that my Avatar changed to a Bugbear (hehehe!) but does it bring other benefits? My current armor is better, if it only change the look then I won't bother...

Edit: stupid me forgot to check the market... The terranium is there. A stupid player is me! Erm, wait... LOL

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Actually after purchasing the Terrarium you use it and it sets itself up in your campground and you can use it as many times as you want. You can also hold multiple familiars in it, cause I don't think you can carry more than one with you.

[Calamity]

I can't wait to get the Bugbear suit! Their picture is ridiculously cute. :P Is there a quest you need to do for it? The only other benefit I can think of is the fact that you can go to the Bugbear Bakery.

I'm trying to practice self control right now and not play anymore so that after tomorrow's rest period I'll have 60 adventures waiting for me.

[Eagle of Fire]

What about the PvP option? What advantage/disavantage does it bring? I noticed that Trent is in PvP, should I try too or wait to be higher level?

The bugbear outfit unlocked me a new tatoo... Enjoy! ;) http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/sigils/bugbear.gif

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What is PvP?

Also there are some really nice people on the chat, I asked how to protect myself from the guana and someone gave me an elemental saucesphere it last 1000 adventures and prtoects from fire cold stench and spookiness. Some also gave me a ode to booze song which lasts 14 adventures and it increases the effects of alcohol.

[Calamity]

That tattoo makes me so happy! :D

As for the PvPing I'm not fully sure yet. I'm never really too keen on it so my hippy stone is staying in one piece until I fully decide. :P I'm assuming it might work something like the pit fits for the familiars except with our players.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Ah so it stands for Plaver vs. Player?

[Calamity]

Yes sir.

I like things that make PvPing optional just because in other online games it would be obnoxious to be wandering along somewhere and then having someone jump you.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Someone just played me a song called polka the plenty now monsters drop more meat. Is anyone else getting all these great things from the chat?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Someone just gave me a free blood faced volleyball familiar. I can't believe how many nice people there are.

[Havell]

That's what keeps me playing KoL, the nice people. I used to be one of the peoiple getting loads of stuff, now I givestuff out (it's just fun to see the reactions of people when you give them stuff that seems brilliant to them but you have 10 stacked of up in your inventory).

Oh, and abou the saucespheres :whistle:

Jabanero Saucesphere (42060)
Elemental Saucesphere (24215)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What does that Jabanero one do?

And so how exactly do you activate them?

[Eagle of Fire]

If you like that tatoo so much Calamity then I could lean you the Bugbear outfit. Then all you need to do is to go see the Pretentious Artist and you'll have the tatoo (assuming you completed his quest first, of course).

When it's done give me the outfit back. :)

Edit: also I have found out that skills effects last for roll-over. For example I always use all my MP before resting with my first low level skill (the one which give 2 temporary Muscle point) and now I have the effect for 365 adventures. :P

[Havell]

The Jabanero saucesphere makes it so that monsters get damage when they attack you. And I have almost all of the tatoos :P

[The Levitating Nun]

I've started playing now, I'm level 3 and I've sent my application to the clan. It's a good game and a definite mick take of every RPG ever.

[Havell]

Wait until you get to the penultimate fantasy airship, if you've ever played any Fina lFantasy, especially 7, you'll be pissing yourself laughing.

[BeefontheBone]

This sounds ace - just the signup page made me laugh. I've just started, so I'll join you guys when i get to level 3, OK? I'm BeefontheBone BTW.

[Calamity]

Yay glad to see you decided to join us Beefski! :D

[BeefontheBone]

I'm loving this - just applied for the clan (mmmm gourd potion was damn handy!)

What should I do with the 2 spare asparagus knives and several seal-clubbing clubs i have? is there any point in keeping them?

Oh, I'm a Pastamancer by the way.

[Havell]

Well you could donate them to the clan (get some karma, I don't know if any of the members need them though), you could autosell them (get some meat) or you could hoard them (or even use them if you like).

[BeefontheBone]

Can I have a custom title then please? I reckon we should open it up for suggestions and se who comes up with the best :D

[Lizard]

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Mar 10 2005, 09:01 PM
I'm loving this - just applied for the clan (mmmm gourd potion was damn handy!)

What should I do with the 2 spare asparagus knives and several seal-clubbing clubs i have? is there any point in keeping them?

Oh, I'm a Pastamancer by the way.
Yoy another Pastamncer :Brain: Welcome to the clan :bye:
Btw what power has asparagus knives?

[Havell]

Yeah, knock yourself out, you can be called whatever you like so long as it isn't too long.

EDIT: 15 power but also some stench damage.

[Lizard]

Hmmm...Not too much.Btw what stats influence the fight?I mean the power of weapon,of course.But what bout power of your other item?Muscle?Mystically?Moxie? :blink:
Btw I get drunk.Some messages when you try adventuring are awesome :w00t:

[Havell]

Muscle affects the amount of damage your attacks do to your enemy and your maximum HP, mysticality affects how much damage your spells do to your enemy and your maximum MP and moxie affects how likely the enemy is to hit you. Of course there are many items/skills that change this, eg the mystical classes can get skills that make it so mysticality determines the amonut of damage done with staffs.

[Lizard]

Thanks

-You spend some time with fighting swarm of flying pink elephants.You lose but you swear revenge- :w00t: LOL
A pity that after this message I lose 5 wizardiness :(

[dragonLancer]

Originally posted by Lizard@Mar 10 2005, 08:37 PM
Thanks

-You spend some time with fighting swarm of flying pink elephants.You lose but you swear revenge- :w00t: LOL
A pity that after this message I lose 5 wizardiness :(
try the hit and run :tomato: LOL jk

[BeefontheBone]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 10 2005, 08:33 PM
Muscle affects the amount of damage your attacks do to your enemy and your maximum HP, mysticality affects how much damage your spells do to your enemy and your maximum MP and moxie affects how likely the enemy is to hit you. Of course there are many items/skills that change this, eg the mystical classes can get skills that make it so mysticality determines the amonut of damage done with staffs.
To get new skills, do I need to be in the guild? That'd make sense i suppose - any idea how much mysticality / what level i need to get by the wizard's hangman trial?

[Havell]

Usually you need only 1 or 2 more mysticality to get past the next trial, when you gain a point, try it, if you fail, get another point and try again, it's only 1 adventure.
And yes, you do need to be in your class guild to learn skills and spells, which is especially important for magical characters.

[Eagle of Fire]

I got in the guild at level 4 and passed all the first trials. It was enough to allow me to train new skills. They do cost a lot of meat tough.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Where oh where is my mouse. :cry:

Anywho I would like a title but I don't care what it is. Well as long as it ain't a crap one, or one that makes me look bad, or insulting. So make one up for me.

What guild do I go to for the Seal Clubber (I think that's what my class is called)?

It's not easy playing KoL without a mouse, in fact it's not easy doing anything without a mouse.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Mar 11 2005, 05:24 AM
Where oh where is my mouse. :cry:

Anywho I would like a title but I don't care what it is. Well as long as it ain't a crap one, or one that makes me look bad, or insulting. So make one up for me.

What guild do I go to for the Seal Clubber (I think that's what my class is called)?

It's not easy playing KoL without a mouse, in fact it's not easy doing anything without a mouse.
In the brotherhood of Smackdown in the right side of track.Btw there is many sealclubbers in the clan.Why it is so favorite? :blink:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Cause it's the basic and probably the easiest class.

And I have tried that brotherhood thing but I can't eat the steak.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Mar 11 2005, 01:29 PM
Cause it's the basic and probably the easiest class.

And I have tried that brotherhood thing but I can't eat the steak.
Then train a litlle more.Pastamancer rulez.I bought minor ray of something from the guild and kill everything with one or two hits!!! :D

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Although some people can be really nice. There can be some absolute dickheads in the chat as well.

[Havell]

If you see a dickhead and there's no mods around to ban them just type "/ballet [name of dickhead]" and you won't be plagued by them ever again.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well I don't he was doing anything worth banning, but he kept sending me PM's to join his clan, about 5 or 6. He claimed his clan was better than the one I'm already in. It was called LOL clan, as if a clan called LOL clan would be better than ours.

[Fawfulhasfury]

I am sooo stuck. I have used the strange pamphlet, and now I am at some cave, but it won't let me enter the cave even though I am sure that is where I need to go to get what I want here. :help:

[Eagle of Fire]

I'll pm you the answer.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Mar 14 2005, 08:00 PM
I'll pm you the answer.
I would like to know answer too...I give too unintelligible commands to play text adventure :blink:

[The Levitating Nun]

I've become stupidly addicted to this game and here's the big question. How can I get more than 40 adventures a day? I'm a seal clubber and I've just bought a cottage.

[Havell]

You can eat or drink, you can join a clan or you get can a meat maid.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Hell ramen can give 30 adventures and many lvl up stats, but I believe it makes you full with just one of them. BTW I have a house. :D Can someopne message me a miners helmet.

[Havell]

Hell ramen is very good food but chow mein is even better.

[High On Bread]

I love this game. I found it a while back but didn't play much. Then I saw this link and remembered it. Thanks. :)

[Eagle of Fire]

Having a meat maid at your site will give you 4 free adventure a day. Wearing a dead man watch will also bring you extra adventure at rollover. There is also several other ways to get free adventures but you need to find them. I reckon chrome weapons is a way. Having a miniature plastic bitchin car would be another.

As soon as you hit level 5 you can find anything at the mall. Sometimes for really cheap too.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 15 2005, 10:50 PM
Hell ramen is very good food but chow mein is even better.
Yeah, but at least hell ramen is buyable. I found a store in the mall selling it for 20 meat a piece. 2 a day. by the way, havell, um, you say you will help with any worthy quest or cause. BTW havell, I've sent you a message in KoL. :)

[Eagle of Fire]

A lot of things are buyable at 10-20 meat at the mall. I beleive those trades are made by "newbie helpers".

Still extremely cheap and extremely usefull! :w00t:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

How do you get a meat maid?

[Eagle of Fire]

I just meatsmithed a Chrome Sword and an Asbestos Sword. I did not look for the recipe anywhere, I found it out myself.

:Brain:

[BeefontheBone]

Nice. I've been experimenting with cookery, thus far creating a chorizo taco and some tastier-than-they-sound rat kidney kebabs.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

mmmmmmmmmm kebab.

[DonCorleone]

Sadly I can´t log in. Have received my activation-code. But there´s no place to put it... :blink:

[The Levitating Nun]

There are meat maid bodies available in the mall at quite cheap prices, how can I turn that into a meat maid?

[DonCorleone]

Well, solved this by myself. There is some kind of server error because they seem to use three. So the link one gets via email doesn´t work properly and you don´t have the possibility to type the registration code in. Tried it several times and it worked after a while...

[Havell]

You need a meat maid head, they are the expensive parts. I too have a few meat maid bodies but no heads.

[Fawfulhasfury]

I really hate the trapper quest. :( Its hard. And takes up adventures. But I guess it'll be worth it. :whistle:

[Lizard]

Do you know about some item that will enable you to attack with your Mysticality instead of muscle?I found one in The League of Chef-Magi but it is just for Saucerors :cry: :ranting:

[Havell]

I believe there is a skill that means you attack with your mysticality with staffs. Until then use spells.

[BeefontheBone]

Did you really have to add that worms thing to your sig? It mings!

And I just spilled juice on my keyboard. Mmmm, cunning.

[Havell]

The sig rules LOL
There is a limit on sig sizes, it means I can have two quotes, I work on a "bumping" basis, when someone says something better, I'll replace it.

[Eagle of Fire]

I have a friend of mine who started to play one day after me. He got approached by someone to enter a clan and I was wondering if this clan is Abadonnia only strickly enforced.

He's level 5 and seems to be doing fine. His name is Dundee (#429121). I been sending him a lot of items lately to help him. The only bad thing is that he's yet another Seal Clubber...

What do you think? Do you want to allow him in?

[Havell]

Yeah, everyone we trust is welcome, that means people well known to us or on the forum.

[Eagle of Fire]

Ok, Dundee applied to the clan. For the custom title, put "Canadian Border Liner". It's an inside joke between him and me, he'll understand. ;)

Edit: I also found out that I can't smith Helmet Turtle's. Probably the expertise area of a Turtle Tamer. Hint-hint, nudge-nudge; we need a Turtle Tamer in the Clan. :whistle:

[BeefontheBone]

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Mar 16 2005, 09:17 PM
And I just spilled juice on my keyboard. Mmmm, cunning.
So cunning, in fact, that I have had to go out and get a new one today after the old one died a death (or at least half of it did) :(

Back on-topic, we could probably do with a turtle-tamer, since it's all about the seal clubbing and pastamancy at the moment. Another moxie-based character would probably be useful too.

[Havell]

An Accordian Thief would be best because they have very good buffs that they can give people, Danny252 is an AT but he hasn't played in a while and is level 2.

[Lizard]

Just a question,but on what system is defined the order in Member board :blink:

[Sean]

No graphics... thats LameO!

[Eagle of Fire]

We definitly didn't been playing the same game Magic.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Wow. How did Eagle of Fire get so awesome at this game so fast??? :ok: :blink: Awww. Just saw some familiars that are out of my reach till I can get at least 30 million meat. :(
Like the crimbo elf and the orphan baby yeti. So I'm saving up my meat. But it'll still take a while to accumulate the meat I need. I'll have a crimbo elf in a year or my name ain't Fawful.

[Eagle of Fire]

Well, there is a little something about eating 7 Abobinable Snowcones a day when there used to still have some in the stash... :whistle:

From that good start I started to pile up meat and immediatly went for the stronger quests. I shop at the mall more than once a day and I hunt good items to boost my damage absobtion, power rating and Strenght which allow me to fight monsters way more powerfull than usual. Also I managed to get some nice Seal Clubber skills which really help me fight harder.

Then I went to the Leet Tapor quest and learned to smith weapons with the ore I found at the strangely named mine.

I also hit Fenswarthy's Basement in the Dungeon full of Dungeons pretty often. Every 5 levels or so you have a choice to gain free strenght or free something else. No need to say I always pick the leather jacket to get strenght. :D

[Fawfulhasfury]

Thanks for the fernswarthy spoiler. :D I'm getting mysticality instead of muscle. Wheeee!!!

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Fawfulhasfury@Mar 18 2005, 06:13 PM
Thanks for the fernswarthy spoiler. :D I'm getting mysticality instead of muscle. Wheeee!!!
I can buy skill that do the same.Just 8000meat :D

[BeefontheBone]

Where can I find the rims for my car? The quest says they're at Degrassi Knoll, but I've just got hundreds of all the other components and no rims so far...

[Havell]

An old man holds
The key to your dreams of
An Automobile

[Eagle of Fire]

The item you are seeking is directly related to other items you need to purchase in the market square.

I hope you don't find only worthless items in your quest for your car.

[Eagle of Fire]

Alright folks, for those of you who wonder why about everyone is getting over me in stat points lately there is a good reason for that, and that reason is that I'm the "official" meatsmith of the Clan. :)

Here is the stats of the items I am smithing right now.

Originally posted by Chrome Sword+****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chrome Sword)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This is a chrome sword. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters it so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.

Type: weapon
Power: 120
Muscle Required: 45
Selling Price: 180 Meat.[/b]Originally posted by Chrome Staff+****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chrome Staff)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This is a chrome staff. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters them so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.

Type: weapon
Power: 120
Muscle Required: 45
Selling Price: 180 Meat.[/b]Originally posted by Chrome Crossbow
This is a chrome crossbow. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters them so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.

Type: weapon
Power: 120
Moxie Required: 45
Selling Price: 180 Meat.
Originally posted by Asbestos Sword
This is an asbestos sword. It's sharp enough to cut the wind, and it's flame-retardant enough to cut fire. It could probably also cut earth and water, but for different reasons.

Type: weapon
Power: 100
Muscle Required: 35
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Muscle +9Originally posted by Asbestos Staff
This is an asbestos staff. It radiates asbestosy magic.

Type: weapon
Power: 100
Muscle Required: 35
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Mysticality +9Originally posted by Asbestos Crossbow
This is an asbestos crossbow. It's Extraordinarily Moxious™.

Type: weapon
Power: 100
Moxie Required: 35
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Moxie +9
Originally posted by Linoleum Sword
This is a linoleum sword. It's easy to clean, and with proper care, will last a lifetime.

Type: weapon
Power: 80
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Maximum HP +20******QuoteBegin-Linoleum Staff@
This is a linoleum staff. What's long, hard, and smells like linoleum? This.

Type: weapon
Power: 80
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Maximum MP +20[/quote]******QuoteBegin-Linoleum Crossbow
This is a linoleum crossbow. The twang of its string signals doom for all who oppose you.

Type: weapon
Power: 80
Moxie Required: 25
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Enchantment:
Maximum HP/MP +10[/quote]

Each of those items cost 2 ores of the required attribute, 1100 meat and 3 adventures. And I happen to currently have one of each crafted already in case someone in the Clan want one, which mean I used 18 ores, 9900 meat and 27 adventures to do them. That's why I'm a little behind everyone else right now.

So if you want one of those items just ask and I'll be happy to pass it to you. Please consider the time and money it takes to make one of those tough. I am willing to give the items for 1100 meat and 2 ores (which is the making cost) but if you can or want to spit out a little more meat for the trouble then you'll make me an happy meatsmith. :)

Edit: On another completely unrelated note, who is HighOnBread and why did he leave the clan? :blink:

[Lizard]

Can you meatsmith pants?I would be able to use my chrome staff,soon,what mean I dont need other weapon for some time... :D
Btw i paid for chrome staff,right? :blink: I cant remember :whistle:

[Eagle of Fire]

Unfortunatly, if I can meatsmith defensive items I don't know how. And my special training skill specify that I can do weapons. I think a Turtle Tamer would be able to smith defensive items...

Edit: yes, you already paid the Chrome Staff. :)

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Mar 20 2005, 04:06 PM
Unfortunatly, if I can meatsmith defensive items I don't know how. And my special training skill specify that I can do weapons. I think a Turtle Tamer would be able to smith defensive items...
We definetly NEED a turtle tamer :blink:

[Eagle of Fire]

We need at least one of each race if you ask me...

[Calamity]

I'm still trying to get better items to smith with. Once I grow more in levels I'll gladly give you a hand if you want Eagle. :)

[Eagle of Fire]

I don't know what you mean by "better items"... Do you mean the ores? If you want I have some extra that I took in the stash that I can give you to experiment.

However you will probably need to buy the appropriate skill at the guild first.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Ooh!! I could use the staff. I'll send eagle the ingredients for it. :)

[BeefontheBone]

I could use the staff too, but I've not got the stats for it anyway yet. We need an accordian thief too for the buffs - I'm quite tempted to multi and do one myself.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Ok I now have my own shop. I hope you all check it out, and remember if any one of you wants something from the shop I will gladly give you a discount or give it to you for free, depending on the price of the item. It is mainly full with cheap stuff now and probably will be for a while so if you want something just ask and it's yours.

[Eagle of Fire]

I don't know how you guys fare so far, but even tough I'm being overrun by other better players at stat gain I'm on a roll. :D

Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.
You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
You have unlocked 9 tattoos.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
You have helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.

*Hums Legend of Zelda old tune...*

[Fawfulhasfury]

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.
You have unlocked 1 tattoo.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.

[Havell]

:whistle:

Accomplishments:
You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.
You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
You have unlocked 16 tattoos.
You have unlocked 13 trophies.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
You have helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao.
You have undefiled the Cyrpt.
You have made your way to the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.
You have found the Hole in the Sky.
You have spent 106 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
You contributed 11,000 Meat to the Council's War fund.
You contributed 1,287,803 Meat to the Council's "Buy a Pair of Yetis" fund.
You contributed 600 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.

[BeefontheBone]

crikey, nowhere near that much.

[Havell]

I got two new trophies today, spending quite a bit of meat.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Wow. I always wondered what your accomplishments looked like havell. LOL, I forgot the beanstalk one. The pentulmate fantasy airship or whatever.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well here is mine.

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have found the Untinker's screwdriver.
You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
You have unlocked 8 tattoos.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
You have helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak
You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao.
You have undefiled the Cyrpt.

[BeefontheBone]

Thought you might want to know I started another character by the name of Goulash - she's currently a level 2 accordion thief and it'd be nice if she could join the clan too.

[Calamity]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Mar 20 2005, 10:42 AM
I don't know what you mean by "better items"... Do you mean the ores? If you want I have some extra that I took in the stash that I can give you to experiment.

However you will probably need to buy the appropriate skill at the guild first.
I just meant that with what I have now the only things that I can smith together are two turtle helmets. :P

[Havell]

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Mar 23 2005, 11:25 AM
Thought you might want to know I started another character by the name of Goulash - she's currently a level 2 accordion thief and it'd be nice if she could join the clan too.
That would be great, just apply her to the clan when she's level 3.

EDIT: She's in!

[Lizard]

I start maybe another character too Turtle Tamer should do it.... :max:

[Havell]

Multi abuse is cheating. We can get away with a little bit of it but not too much.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 23 2005, 02:41 PM
Multi abuse is cheating. We can get away with a little bit of it but not too much.
Yes if you use it just to support your first character...
But I want to start again with another character and turtle tamer is also quite funny character....I admit I will sent to it some items(probably) but I would do the same if someone of my relatives or friends start plaiyng it.

[BeefontheBone]

No-one's going to notice a couple of people with 2 accounts, it's just if you abuse it.

[Eagle of Fire]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Mar 20 2005, 10:42 AM
I don't know what you mean by "better items"... Do you mean the ores? If you want I have some extra that I took in the stash that I can give you to experiment.

However you will probably need to buy the appropriate skill at the guild first.
I just meant that with what I have now the only things that I can smith together are two turtle helmets. :P You are a Seal Clubber so you can't even smith Turtle Helmets. Only a Turtle Tamer would be able to do that (along with the defensive items). The Seal Clubbers are restricted to weapons. ;)

[The Levitating Nun]

This game is so great, good fun and someone just randomly gave me loads of food and drink, unbelievable you don't see this generousity in any other games.

[Havell]

Originally posted by The Levitating Nun@Mar 23 2005, 09:34 PM
This game is so great, good fun and someone just randomly gave me loads of food and drink, unbelievable you don't see this generousity in any other games.
That is one of the things that keeps me playing the game. Let me tell you that there is only one thing better than being given items and that's giving them out, it's the reactions that are the fun part, I've had one person wanting to marry me and another orgasmed unexpectedly.

[The Levitating Nun]

Originally posted by R Havell+Mar 23 2005, 09:41 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (R Havell @ Mar 23 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-The Levitating Nun@Mar 23 2005, 09:34 PM
This game is so great, good fun and someone just randomly gave me loads of food and drink, unbelievable you don't see this generousity in any other games.
That is one of the things that keeps me playing the game. Let me tell you that there is only one thing better than being given items and that's giving them out, it's the reactions that are the fun part, I've had one person wanting to marry me and another orgasmed unexpectedly. [/b][/quote]
Wow, what did you give them? I'm intrigued now...

[Havell]

I can't remember the marrying one but I gave the orgasming one a leprechaun hatching as she was polite and was saying about how hard it was to find one. I only give out things if that person is specifically looking for one, can spell, is polite and has trying to get that item for a while themselves. Beggars get nothing.

[The Levitating Nun]

A good philosphy, at the moment all i can give is advice and that's good too, can't wait til I can get my store set up :D

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Giving is great, someone just gave me 250k of meat out of nowhere a couple weeks ago and I gave 10k out to about 15 different people, it was a great time.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well there is this thing called Ascension but I'm not sure when you are able to do it. But when you do it you can change your class go back to level one but you can bring one skill to the new class with you. I'm not exactly sure what happens to your items though, so Eagle when the time comes you could probably ascend and become a Turtle Tamer.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Ok I just found out Ascension isn't possible to anyone yet, it is still being tested, but it's rumoured it will be avaible soon. This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/stabby1/4.jpg) is the best explanation I have seen of it so far.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Mar 24 2005, 05:19 AM
Giving is great, someone just gave me 250k of meat out of nowhere a couple weeks ago and I gave 10k out to about 15 different people, it was a great time.
:blink:
And I just wondered from where you get 50k to open a new shop....
Or your rocket increasing of stats....
I dont want to be beggar,but cant you found few thousand meat for your pal Lizard? :whistle: :tomato: :D

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Sure why not.

[peregy]

Can I join your clan

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Are you level 3 yet?

[Lizard]

And are you a turtle tamer or accordion thief? :sneaky:

[peregy]

I'm level 3 but i'm the Puffin Intimidator

[Havell]

Just apply, the more the merrier.

[peregy]

can i join your clan or not?

[Havell]

Yes, you can join.

[peregy]

How i can join it ????

[BeefontheBone]

Go to the clan district (once you're level 3) and do a search for "abandoned" and we should show up, then click on the thing to apply and wait for RH to log in again and accept you.

[peregy]

Thanks!!!

[peregy]

how can i have more meat.RH have 3,947,946

[Lizard]

Some possibilities:
-Beg on chat.(or make smart talks how you have no meat) You can get banned from chat or get a LOADS of meat(like Iron_screcrow :whistle: )

-Get a Lepreuchant.This fammiliar increase meat that will drop dedeated monsters.How you can get it?Get ten-leaf clover from hermit, then adventure in spooky forest,get luckly bowl of charm,eat it and pray that you get lepreuchant hatchling.

-Buy a shop.This is possible only on lvl 9 or higher and you must pa 50,000 meat first,but it makes a LOADS of meat.

Btw dont worry.R.Havell played around 12,000 turns so he is in a Litle better than we... :D

[Havell]

You're in.

I got my meat in a variety of ways. A lot of it was given to me, some of it I got by buying and selling things, some by hunting yetis, just hang around in chat and maybe this will happen to you:

From KingOfChaos (#157884) [reply] [quote]
Date: Saturday, September 04, 10:27AM

Assuming you dont go on a spending spree between now and level 9 here is a royal gift for you, use it well to buy your store and speculate... or become a crazy collector... your choice

You gain 5000000 Meat.

[peregy]

how can i get more turns to play

[Havell]

Eating food, drinking booze and waiting until the end of the day (rollover).

[Lizard]

By eating or drinking.But beware when you have more than 15 drunkness you wont be able to adventure...

[peregy]

RH can you give me some meat please

[Havell]

I give out meat grants for specific things, like if you want to learn a skill or you need a new weapon. If you tell me how much meat you need and what you need it for and I think your reason is valid I will give you the meat (actually, I'm more likely to give you the item if you just ask for an item). However, I do not just randomly give out meat, you can get free cocktails from the clan stash though (personal use only, no selling on for profit).

[Lizard]

I beg you for little spoiler R.Havell. How do you do sunken chest?I have around 9 of them....

[peregy]

What I need to make coctails

[peregy]

I need a weapon.Now i have the spooky stick

[Havell]

Originally posted by Lizard@Mar 25 2005, 01:18 PM
I beg you for little spoiler R.Havell. How do you do sunken chest?I have around 9 of them....
You don't, and that is one of the commonest questions, it's also one of the most fun things to fool n00bs about :P
It is used though, think where else you would find a "chest"...

[Eagle of Fire]

Please Peregy stop flooding this thread. There is a message function in the game for those little one liner questions... I'll be happy to help you if you need help too.


Edit: I've started a business deal with Lizard2 for his shop and I'd like to extend the offer to all the clan members who have or will have a shop. The business deal is about Chrome weapons. A quick look at the mall will show you that Chrome Swords sell at the lowest possible around 5000 meat and that Crossbows and Staves are around 8000 each. Lizard2 tryied selling Staves at 8000 and they were all gone in one day. This is only the lowest price tough, you would probably be able to sell them at a higher price.

If you want me to make Chrome weapons for your shop I will be charging 75% of your selling price. This is for the trouble I'll have to get the ores plus the 1100 meat required to smith first of all. This mean that if you sell at 8000 meat then you give me 6000 meat for the trouble. You'll then have a net gain of 2000 meat when the item is sold and this without even lifting a finger. Pretty neat if you ask me.

Second option is for you to provide the required items and meat. This mean 2 ores and 1100 meat per item. If you do this I will go down to 50% of the selling price because this time you got the trouble of finding the ore at the first place and you are also paying the 1100 meat. Second advantage is that I won't need to go adventuring to get the ores so you will be able to have them fast without the risk of waiting a day or two.

Of course I won't really know which price you really sell your weapons, but this offer is only extended to the member of this Clan. Trust and confidence is a requirement here, if I find out that you pay me the % on 8000 and you actually sell your weapons at 12000 meat without paying me back the extra then I'll simply refuse to continue the deal. Especially since I'll probably open my own shop soon when I get enough money.

If you are interested then drop me a message and we'll talk about it.

Edit2: of course all the members of this Clan also have the first Chrome weapons offer, which is to provide me with 2 ores and 1100 meat and I'll make the weapons for free. You'll need to do a quest at a time to get those ores so it's no hassle for you. As soon as you get a shop tough this offer will drop and the business offer up there will take effect. :)

[xcom freak]

got to level 3 any suggestions....

[Eagle of Fire]

You can join the Clan by submitting your request. :)


Edit: somewhere I'm really stuck at the moment is the Orc Chasm... I have absolutly no idea of what is required to enter that area. The council keep telling me that the Pirates on the island can help me with it but I got about everything from there from the Swashbuckler Getup to the skeleton familiar and I'm still stuck...

Could someone send some help this way? :unsure:

[Havell]

Take something from the Pirate's bay to the untinker and think, what do you would need to cross a chasm?

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But you must be one with the pirates to gain that certain item.

[Eagle of Fire]

Alright, I've found it. Thanks for the help. I am sure that I would never ever have found it without some help. I'm not English native, I never made the link... :rolleyes:

[NrmMyth]

Mind if I join the clan, just found out bout the KoL. Already am lvl. 3. :angel:

[peregy]

Of course you can.I'm a newbie too. :D

[Eagle of Fire]

Send your application to the clan (Abandoned Archetypal Radical Gamer) and Havell will then accept you in the clan once he see this. :)

[NrmMyth]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Mar 26 2005, 07:44 PM
Send your application to the clan (Abandoned Archetypal Radical Gamer) and Havell will then accept you in the clan once he see this. :)
Thx

What are the benefits of clan?

How to get into thg Spoky Temple, tried the firecracker - blew my fingers. LOL LOL LOL

[Havell]

500 meat per day, 4 extra adventures per day, lots of friends and access to the clan gym and stash.

[NrmMyth]

Originally posted by R Havell@Mar 26 2005, 07:52 PM
500 meat per day, 4 extra adventures per day, lots of friends and access to the clan gym and stash.
I'm playing right now, already sent you an message.

[peregy]

RH can you give me 2800 meat for a skill,and for what is that meat tree

[Eagle of Fire]

The meat tree is what give you 500 extra meat everyday because we have 50k+ meat in the clan stash.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Lizard@Mar 26 2005, 12:01 AM
-Beg on chat.(or make smart talks how you have no meat) You can get banned from chat or get a LOADS of meat(like Iron_screcrow :whistle: )

:D

I never begged. I was always polite when asking questions, and the more experienced players always help polite newbies than beggars, so I was just lucky I'm a polite person.

Then after a couple days I started to drop subtle hints of things that I wanted and on more cases than not I got them, while still being polite. But that 250k that I got I hadn't said much in chat at all that day.

And I have only been banned once and that was not for begging.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Well just two minutes ago there was a discussion of what to do with the oyster eggs in the newbie chat channel. So I just casually mentioned that I never got to join in the hunt, as I was studying and was at the Easter Show, and a very kind person sent me three eggs for free. :D

The people here are really nice.

[Eagle of Fire]

I myself prefer to sell those eggs at a stupidly high price at my newly erected mall store. Go profit go! :w00t:

The best eggs I found were those at the Orc Fraternity. They gave me some nice mysticality and muscularity stat boosts, something around 15 in each. Yummy! :D

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I'm just going to sell my eggs. Get as much meat as I can.