First time poster, long time gamer

[Matius53]

Hello everyone, its a pleasure to be here! I'm 25 now and grew up with a Tandy 1000 in my crib. At age 2 I was taking down drug lords in Lytton (the youngest law enforcement officer ever I might add), cleaning up the Arcada with my trusty mop and bucket, and eventually I even memorized some of the answers to the questions at the beginning of lsl. So at age 2 I was buying prophylactics and using them above Lefty's bar. Anyway, those games taught me how to read, write, and spell, and provided me with much enjoyment throughout my life, once they were the height of the gaming industry, now they are a lovely piece of warm nostalgia that will always have a place in my heart :)

Its good to be here amongst my nerdy brethren! Huzzah!

[Matius53]

PS. I'm totally on board as far as game submissions (I have quite the collection) and reviews. I haven't wired a house in like 2 months and I have nothing going on in my life, so I am at abandonia's disposal. Old games are one of my biggest passions, and I would love to help out in any way possible.

[dosraider]

... nerdy ....
Nerdy ...? What? ...... Nerdy?
Watch your mouth, PUNK.

[Matius53]

Hey, I meant no disrespect, I meant it as a compliment! XD Its a good thing to be nerdy! Rejoice my new friend!

[DarthHelmet86]

Welcome to the site, don't worry about Dos he just likes to bite people.

[The Fifth Horseman]

Don't worry about Raider. He's always like that to newcomers. :)

[dosraider]

But but but but ...... he calls me names !!!!! :rant:

[Dave]

Welcome, beware of crazy people :smile2:

[Matius53]

Hey, I'm used to it. Anyway, it is very good to be here, when I get feeling better I'll be an active poster (my whole household has been stricken ill).

[dosraider]

Hey, I'm used to it.
I can assure you that by joining AB you entered a realm of extreme craziness.
Beware!

[Matius53]

I can assure you that by joining AB you entered a realm of extreme craziness.
Beware!

Well then where is Nurse Ratched with my medication?!

[DarthHelmet86]

Here she is,

http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll326/Darthhelmet86/250px-NurceRatchet.jpg

[dosraider]

... and on AB they have nurse Bulu_Jane who will take care of you.
http://s260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/phahonyothin/th_BULU.jpg
Electro shock therapy someone?

[Lulu_Jane]

Hahaha damn right, I'll take very good care care of you all...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9WQNUq1AYZE15M:http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x87/nitr3/funnypicfarm/animal/fpfanimal19.jpg&t=1

[_r.u.s.s.]

hey, lulu is really smooth, she will not only treat you right but also leave the clothes with the cellphone, keys and everything else at your place too

:smug:

[Lulu_Jane]

Harsh.







Unlike your mom.

[Matius53]

I would like to make an ammendment to my first couple posts. I am now back with my girlfriend and I couldn't be more in love with her. Her name is Suzan and she makes the sun rise :D

It was wrong of me to be disrespectful toward her and I deeply regret it.

[DarthHelmet86]

I bet she was watching you as you typed that.

[arete]

Quickly, hide the evidence!!!! XD

[Matius53]

AND I won't be as frequent a poster as previously anticipated. Because I got her back, and need to kick my life into gear. Anyone wanna buy 55 nes cartridges, and a ton of accessories?

[GTX2GvO]

...buy 55 nes cartridges...
Where do you live and can you send to the Netherlands? :)

...and a ton of accessories...
For the NES? :)

[dosraider]

....Her name is Suzan and she makes the sun rise :D

Looks outside through the window .... stormy weather .... pouring rain ... cold days ...... beginning night frost....yep, the autumn in all its glory...

You may tell your Suzan she's doing a lousy job lately.
:rant: