Do You Belive [Archive]

Schabernakel-anbeter

21-01-2005, 12:35 AM

I believe they exist and one day i´ll find their village and catch them all!
They have spys everywhere, this evil creepy bastards and i believe
that they killed Kenedy and destroyed the twin towers.

President behind of the usa is even a big smurfmaschine like a big robot
who is controlled by smurfs. If you kill him, all the smurf will come
out of his body and you will see that they exist.

Im serious. :angel:

Scarface

21-01-2005, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter@Jan 20 2005, 08:35 PM
President ash of the usa is even a big smurfmaschine like a big robot
who is controlled by smurfs. If you kill him, all the smurf will come
out of his body and you will see that they exist.

Im serious. :angel:
:blink: ummm... I think that explains everything :D

wormpaul

21-01-2005, 08:06 AM

uuh...

What can i say

I :sick: on :Tom:

:sick: :Tom:

:sick: :Tom:

Omuletzu

21-01-2005, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter@Jan 21 2005, 03:35 AM
I believe they exist and one day i´ll find their village and catch them all!
They have spys everywhere, this evil creepy bastards and i believe
that they killed Kenedy and destroyed the twin towers.

President behind of the usa is even a big smurfmaschine like a big robot
who is controlled by smurfs. If you kill him, all the smurf will come
out of his body and you will see that they exist.

Im serious. :angel:
:max: Right...
I voted for "smurfs ate my homework", because this is the excuse i will use monday for not doing my homework :tomato:

Astral

21-01-2005, 02:43 PM

There is only onehttp://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/CollectorPages/images/20204.jpg in village and hole bunch of http://www.slappedsilly.com/celebrities/Smurfs_Music.gif male strumfs...

What will they be when they grow up ???? :angel:

Very bad story for little fellas, never like'em

Kill da smurfs
:rifle: :Tom:

Dream

21-01-2005, 03:45 PM

I want another option: I think you're all fairly disturbed people and you scare me. Especially wormpaul.

Tulac

21-01-2005, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Dream@Jan 21 2005, 05:45 PM
I want another option: I think you're all fairly disturbed people and you scare me. Especially wormpaul.
Said a person that posted tubgirl...

Smurfs exist , surely, but why are they blue???

quatroking

21-01-2005, 05:37 PM

I have them under my shoe!
its like bubblegum!

Schabernakel-anbeter

21-01-2005, 08:48 PM

smurf painting themselfes blue its kind of war paint :bye:

I got a dog and i payed a guy to paint himself blue and beat the dog every day,
now its ready to chase all the smurfs :ok:

my cat always shamely fails at this job, so there might be new hope now :bye:

FreeFreddy

21-01-2005, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter@Jan 21 2005, 10:48 PM
I got a dog and i payed a guy to paint himself blue and beat the dog every day,
now its ready to chase all the smurfs :ok:
I wonder if the dog is ready to chase that guy and you as well, too... :rolleyes:

Sebatianos

22-01-2005, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter@Jan 21 2005, 11:48 PM
I got a dog and i payed a guy to paint himself blue and beat the dog every day,
now its ready to chase all the smurfs :ok:
And I paid the phone company, so I could call an organization that will hang you from the top of the talles tower by your ears, because you were mean to a dog and got him beaten up.

Has nothing to do with :Tom: but I just hate people who torture animals :rifle:

BTW:
How do you get a dog to MIAW?
Deepfreeze it and push it over the circular saw. :evil:

Sebatianos

22-01-2005, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Astral@Jan 21 2005, 05:43 PM
There is only onehttp://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/CollectorPages/images/20204.jpg in village and hole bunch of http://www.slappedsilly.com/celebrities/Smurfs_Music.gif male strumfs...

What will they be when they grow up ???? :angel:

Very bad story for little fellas, never like'em

Kill da smurfs
:rifle: :Tom:
Don't forget that before the Smurfette came to the village there were no females there. So obvioulsy they are a-sexual and reproduce in a whoe different way. Shurfete was created by Gargamel in order to lure them into a trap :crazy:

Astral

22-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Sebatianos+Jan 22 2005, 10:06 AM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sebatianos @ Jan 22 2005, 10:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-Astral@Jan 21 2005, 05:43 PM
There is only onehttp://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/CollectorPages/images/20204.jpg in village and hole bunch of http://www.slappedsilly.com/celebrities/Smurfs_Music.gif male strumfs...

What will they be when they grow up ????* :angel:

Very bad story for little fellas, never like'em

Kill da smurfs
:rifle:* :Tom:
Don't forget that before the Smurfette came to the village there were no females there. So obvioulsy they are a-sexual and reproduce in a whoe different way. Shurfete was created by Gargamel in order to lure them into a trap :crazy: [/b][/quote]
Even worst, and children looking this crap!!! :not_ok: And the Gurgumel, or whatevere his name is, why dih he make female ???? if there are no-sx ????

:not_ok: :not_ok: :not_ok:

Strobe

22-01-2005, 09:29 AM

of course smurfs exist!! what else do you think was found in the crashed ufo
at roswell, and why area 51 has been built????
:whistle:

FreeFreddy

22-01-2005, 09:47 AM

So that was their flesh that the British cows became to eat? No wonder they got that horrible illness... :whistle:

Reup

22-01-2005, 09:58 AM

It is a public secret, that Smurfs have in fact, the only ture communist society as explained in this article (http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml) !
And, off course, they exist, there's one talking in my head right now! :max:

BrokenAngel

22-01-2005, 02:55 PM

i hate them...never liked them...if i see one im gonna sniper it!!! dont like how they are colored like that...and they freak me out...i dunno why but they do.... :sniper: :Tom:

Kon-Tiki

22-01-2005, 02:59 PM

http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/log/SV22012005.gif
Now... ehmm... Tom? :bleh:

Schabernakel-anbeter

29-01-2005, 06:26 PM

@ ghostbuster
whats bad at torturing animals :Tom:
i am the leader of the biggest dog meat company in the world :ph34r:
(we also take care of all your pets call:9999911)

if you dont like my food, dont go to mc donalds anymore :max:

anyway if a dog fails to get me a smurf he is the next dead bait in my
smurf trap :bleh:

wormpaul

30-01-2005, 03:48 PM

hehehe

Why are :Tom: always bad??? :blink:

Tulac

30-01-2005, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by wormpaul@Jan 30 2005, 05:48 PM
Why are :Tom: always bad??? :blink:
Just think, they have only one female in their society, that can't be good...

wormpaul

30-01-2005, 04:52 PM

And only 1 baby..

So 1 smurf has gone over Smurfin..

And all the others are probally gay :ok:

Black angel

30-01-2005, 04:53 PM

That makes their life very, very hard, I guess. Only one female... :whistle:

Scarface

30-01-2005, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Black angel@Jan 30 2005, 12:53 PM
That makes their life very, very hard, I guess. Only one female... :whistle:
no, they are probally gay... that's why they will soon become extinct.

Yamcha

30-01-2005, 06:26 PM

Nope, there are 2 female smurfs.. here (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/han2/pictures/smurf%20girls.jpg)

Tom Henrik

30-01-2005, 06:30 PM

That red-haired one is a fake. There is only one Smurfette (although she had short black hair in the beginning. She was made by Gargamel to infiltrate The Smurfs and to lead them into a trap, but the kindness of The Smurfs transformed her into the lovely long-haired blond Smurfette we all know today).

Scarface

30-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Mmmm... a redhead :D

xcom freak

30-01-2005, 06:40 PM

Are :Tom: metaphorik or did u all :wall: too many times

Yamcha

30-01-2005, 06:43 PM

And what about this (http://tures/angry%20smurf.jpg)? :sneaky:

Tom Henrik

30-01-2005, 06:45 PM

Well... actually, there was made another smurf show, with another female... this time a little smurf girl, but that show never really got anywhere.

http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/m_r/moss/smurf3.jpg

It's kinda like Ariel - The mermaid 2, where you follow her daughter... sell-out :angry:

Tulac

30-01-2005, 06:59 PM

Tom, what's with you and the smurfs, I mean tha code for a smurf smilie is : tom : ??

Black angel

30-01-2005, 07:42 PM

Seen his avatar? He's the big boss of the smurfs. :bleh:

Tom Henrik

30-01-2005, 07:59 PM

:Tom: <--- This is my own personal smilie. Kinda proud of it. (Especially since the one that is up now is one I have pixeled myself in Paint).

Actually.. there is a story behind me becoming a Smurf. Titan made me, after I behaved like a complete newbie... which I was at the time. I've been a smurf ever since (apart from a little while when I was a pumpkin I also had pixeled in Paint).

Everytime my rank goes up, my avatar change. The latest addition (wings) were added because I gained the Ultra title :ok:

Wael

30-01-2005, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Tom Henrik@Jan 30 2005, 08:59 PM
The latest addition (wings) were added because I gained the Ultra title :ok:
When´d that happen?
Today I believe?

Tom Henrik

30-01-2005, 08:04 PM

Yes

Yamcha

30-01-2005, 08:26 PM

And I was thinking of proposing u the "flying" addition

Schabernakel-anbeter

04-02-2005, 04:10 AM

i just found out how the smurfs are having sex
i was wandering through the garden of my new house, were i saw it:

the female smurf took of his hat (the hair is only glued to the hat)
and under the hat she looked like a medusa, you know the girl with all
the snakes on the head, but their wasnt snakeheads at the ends of this
flexible tubes, their were pussies instead of snakeheads!!! :ph34r: :max: :blink:

so all the smurfes were standing around the female one and took of their hats
were their male parts are under, so each one pulled himself a tube and had fun LOL

so this explains why they dont have trouble with only having one girl

the last secret to discover now is: why do they wear pants wile their gender
is under their hat????? :crazy: :bye:

Reup

04-02-2005, 11:52 AM

Dude... you've got serious Freudian issues right there ;)

Danny252

04-02-2005, 01:57 PM

uhhh... tom? please say thats NOT true?
well, the worst thing about the little buggers is the fact that they is UGLY!!!

Rosella_Daventry

04-02-2005, 03:16 PM

Maybe the Smurf-Stork brings the baby smurfs, an alternative to the whole Medusa concept...

Danny252

04-02-2005, 04:10 PM

what colour would that make the smurf stork? cyan?

Schabernakel-anbeter

04-02-2005, 08:19 PM

I saw it with my own eyes!!!!!! :blink:

But i dont know if they make baby smurfs like this
maybe it was just a ritual to call the smurf stork

nevertheless they were all moaning and groaning at this procedur
so its just theoretic :bye:

The Niles

04-02-2005, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by Kon-Tiki@Jan 22 2005, 03:59 PM
http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/log/SV22012005.gif
Now... ehmm... Tom? :bleh:
This is a very good cartoon. Laughed out loud (really).

Schabernakel-anbeter

04-02-2005, 08:26 PM

smurfs are terrorists :D :bye:

Danny252

04-02-2005, 09:00 PM

Tiny blue communist terrorists! God save us!

Schabernakel-anbeter

04-02-2005, 09:02 PM

i ve heard they are inventing chemical weapons

lets invade their village :Titan:

did anyone know what happens to the headhunters i send after them
their names were blip and blop :bye: