Sentenses And Pronouncement

[marko river]

Well, I remember talking about favourite bad guy, so what's your favourite sentence or something in old games. Here are some of mine:

I never played Full Throttle but I played demo. So it starts with different pics of desert in USA, like you see it from above with just one road going through, and wind is blowing and carriing dust, and then you hear our hero with deep and you could say bad voice saying:
" Sometimes you just wake yp in trouble...."
It attach you to game immediately. Also when want to use your bike and discover there's no keys he says: "Some joker took my keys. I don't like that"
When you want to smack that bartender jerk with rings in his nose and ears, he asks him first:

- Do you know what migh look better on your nose?
- No. What?
then you grab him for nose ring and smack in the bar and say:
- The bar.


I also recall several lines in Day of the Tentacle, even from the begining ("Look, Hoagie, it's the hamster", "that means I have to go - back to the mansion", "aaah, the seceret passage, this is all to easy"), but I liked the most doctor Fred's plan:
- Step one: find plans. Step two: save world. Let's get crackinnnnnnn..........

I also liked:
- wow, you really flushed it
- yeah
- down the toilet
- no you imbecile

Well I guess I bored you enough, I don't wanna type whole DOTT.

Well, what's the line that you still like to remember?

[Jwh Dar]

I remember, and it was at least 15 years ago, on C64 there was an arcade game Impossible mission. The thing is that back then you didn't have computer speech on C64. You had a 2 channel (I think) mono sound. In this game you could actually hear at the start the bad guy say in perfect speech: "Another visitor, stay a while, STAY FOREVER!" It was great, I would start a new game only to hear that sentence.

[Omuletzu]

Game: Black Mirror
Favorite sentence: What evil hides in the reflection of your soul

[Eagle of Fire]

The only sentence which spring freely to mind is: I'm here to kick some @ss and chew bublegum... And I'm all out of gum. :twisted:

[Puffin]

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!!

[Reup]

Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck won't chuck would.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and a wouldchuck would chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck.
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and a wouldchuck would chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood..
Guybrush: But ... woodchuck... chuck ...wood...
Woodchuck: O shut up!

I don't excactly remember how it went... :)

edit: it wasn't a carpenter, it was Woodchuck
edit2: I found it:

Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Woodchuck: "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood."
Guybrush: "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
Woodchuck: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
Woodchuck: "Oh, shut up!"

[JJXB]

Fallout 2 - Enclave guards:
"don't say your looking for a water chip! that an old excuse!" or something like that

[Sebatianos]

Just about every line in Sam'n'Max. That's so funny!!!

[FreeFreddy]

Duke Nukem 3D:
"Your a-ss, your face, what's the difference..."
"Shake it, baby!"

Shadow Warrior:
"It is a good day to die"
"Hehe, it'sa like the Chinese New Year fireworks!"
"Call me Mister Fixer!"
"Hehe, honey labbits" (rabbits)

[Sebatianos]

Oh yeah - Zak McCracken:
Zak is in his bed... alone... again!

[LeperMessiah]

Raziel: I have the honor of surpassing my master
*kane looks at raziel's wings then tear them apart*

for my transgession I received a new form of gift......

agony....

Legacy of Cain Soul Reaver

[The Niles]

Max Payne 2:

We had the fable of the sleeping beauty wrong all along. The Prince doesn't kiss her to wake her up. He kisses her to wake himself up.

Can't remember exactly how it went but it was a good line and not just funny. Anyone know how it went?

[LeperMessiah]

Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Maureen

Full Throttle

Deckard Cain:

May the true light be your guide..

Stay a while and listen!

Baal: Arise Diablo.. The lord of terror

Diablo II


Alaarm! Alaaaarm! Commandos :bleh:

[LeperMessiah]

Originally posted by The Picard@Jan 20 2005, 07:44 PM
Max Payne 2:

We had the fable of the sleeping beauty wrong all along. The Prince doesn't kiss her to wake her up. He kisses her to wake himself up.

Can't remember exactly how it went but it was a good line and not just funny. Anyone know how it went?
"All this time we got the fable of sleeping beauty wrong. The prince doesn’t kiss her to wake her up. No one who has slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way around. He kisses her to wake himself up, from the nightmare that has brought him there."

"I was compelled to give [him] his gun back, one bullet at a time.”

[LeperMessiah]

Guybrush Threepwood : How can he smell without a nose?
Seller(can't remember his name): Horrible

Monkey Island 4

[LeperMessiah]

Guybrush Threepwood: You don't need to see my ID
Cabana boy: I don't need to see your ID
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm not the pirate you're looking for..
Cabana boy: You're not the pirate I'm looking for..
Guybrush Threepwood: I can go about my business..
Cabana boy: You can go on about your business..
Guybrush Threepwood: Move along. Move along
Cabana boy: Move along. Move - hey!

:D

[The Levitating Nun]

Originally posted by LeperMessiah@Jan 20 2005, 06:56 PM
Guybrush Threepwood : How can he smell without a nose?
Seller(can't remember his name): Horrible

Monkey Island 4
Twas pegnose pete i believe

[Puffin]

Monkey Island 3, when he's with the cabana boy...

"SSSHHHHHHHHH!!!! They voices in my head are telling me something!"

[xoopx]

deus ex in the bar in hong kong, a crazy drunk talking to himself;

"dont talk, or we'll feed you to the karkians"

[wormpaul]

Duke Nukem 3d:

Wanna dance??...shake it baby (i know this one was before...but this is the complete one)

When he stand in front of microfone and starts singing:

Born to be wild!! (just hilarious)

[ultranewbie]

Well, this may not appeal to many out there. But, when I was a kid I thought it sounded like the funniest thing I had ever heard. Made killing bad guys hallarious.

Wolfenstein 3d, when minor enemies killed, "Mein Leben!"

[MasterGrazzt]

"LAUNCH FIGHTERS. LLLLLLAUNCH FIGHTERS." - What the Ur-Quan dreadnoughts say when they do just that in Star Control 2.


"I cannot be caged."

BLAST!

"I cannot be controlled."

BLAST!

"Know this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools."

BLAST!

- Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn.

"*&^% you, Knight." - Detective Mosely, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

[LeperMessiah]

Originally posted by The Levitating Nun@Jan 20 2005, 09:04 PM
Monkey Island 4
Twas pegnose pete i believe [/quote]
ah yes, Pegnose Pete. Thanks for the info ;)

[DeathDude]

Deus Ex

AnnaNavarre Are you sure you pressed the right button?

GuntherHermann I do not make mistakes of that kind.

AnnaNavarre Your hand might have slipped.

GuntherHermann No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

AnnaNavarre The machine would not make a mistake...

GuntherHermann It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange.

AnnaNavarre So you think the staff has some kind of plot...

GuntherHermann Yes. They do it on purpose.

JoeGreene: Hey, I'm the press. I go after those guys. Like this Ambrosia thing... I'm gonna have a front-page story in the Midnight Sun. Don't you believe the government has a secret vaccine?

JCDenton Could be.
JoeGreene They've got PROOF. They found the cure. It's called Ambrosia.
JCDenton Don't believe everything you read.
JoeGreene Har-har.

Monkey Island 2

"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, what colour is the tree?"

[The player must now go through 40 or so answers before finally being allowed to select:]
Guybrush: All colors?
Herman Toothrot: Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?
Guybrush: That philosophy isn't worth my time.
Herman Toothrot: I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point.

Day of the Tentacle

Dr. Fred: Leaping labrats!
Bernard: Dr. Fred!
Dr. Fred: What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!
Bernard: Whoops

Plus the entire Ben Franklin conversation

Grim Fandango
Manny Calavera:
This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits..

Manuel Calavera: Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost.

Manuel Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive?
Mercedes Colomar: Very little.
Manuel Calavera: Never killed anybody.
Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess... I never killed anybody.
Manuel Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Mercedes Colomar: MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS

Manny Calavera:
I bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself, "Boy, I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed floor.

[Manny looks at the booby trapped Bone Wagon.]
Manuel Calavera: Soon to be known as "the Blown Wagon."
Glottis: [panicked] HEY. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Manuel Calavera: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job?
Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?
Manuel Calavera: NO.
Membrillo: Sorry. Old coroner joke

[MasterGrazzt]

How about some Lands of Lore?

Conrad, upon finding a light fixture in Roland's Manor. I always play Connie, by the way. LOL "These scones are firmly attached!" Timonthy responds with "I think you mean sconces."

"Bleahh!" - Conrad, upon eating the hornet's honey. By the way, did anyone notice how tiny those hives were compared to how huge the hornets are?

"I wish she would just stay and fight!" - Conrad's statement upon Scotia's erection of her barrier, preventing access to the White Tower. My sentiments exactly, dude.

[JudgeDeadd]

"out, out damn spot!" - Blood

[Scarface]

I think this one is great :

Max Payne 2

"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting, and you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."

:ok: :ok: :ok:

[Blood-Pigggy]

I shall impose some of the greatest classical verses ever.

"Warrior needs food"

"Wizard needs food badly"

-Gauntlet

Or if that's not good enough

"I Live...."

-Sinistar

[MasterGrazzt]

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Jan 21 2005, 07:36 PM
"I Live...."

-Sinistar
RUN COWARD

[FreeFreddy]

I played Gothic 1 and 2 only in Germany, so forgive me that I quote from it in German - no idea of the speech in the English version. :tomato:

Gothic 1:
"Der letzte Scheiß"
"Das hast du verdient, Mistkerl."

Gothic 2:
"Komm her, Mistvieh!"
"Ich hab's immer noch drauf!"
"Ein Mistvieh weniger."
"Kümmerliche Vorstellung. Ein Windstoß und der wäre auch umgefallen..."
"Leg' dich nie wieder mit mir an, Penner"

[JudgeDeadd]

Does the Caleb say "Cujo?" when he enters E3M7? If yes, then I vote for that too.

[BlackMageJawa]

The opening from Myst:

As I fell into the fissure, I realised that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. it continued falling into that starry expanse of which I had only a brief glimpse. Where it might have landed I cannot begin to speculate, but the thought that someone may one day hold my Myst linking book disturbs me. I know that my fears may never be allayed, and so I close, realising that perhaps the ending has not yet been written.

What's really cool is that that one of the Myst novels (The Book of Atrus), ends with him writing that exact passage in his journal.

EDIT: Oops, got my HTML tags mixed up. How come GameFAQs is the only site to use pointy-brackets (< and >) instead os square brackets ([ and ])? I've got so used to doing pointy ones I always get it wrong on other sites.

[WildZeppelin]

castlevania 2 on nes...."you now prossesses dracula's rib"

[feminista]

How come GameFAQs is the only site to use pointy-brackets (< and >) instead os square brackets ([ and ])? I've got so used to doing pointy ones I always get it wrong on other sites.

The people at GameFAQs wrote their own message boards, whereas most sites (including abandonia) use premade board systems, usually Invision, VBulletin, something along those lines. Most of these premade systems strip html to prevent people from making malicious/distracting messages, and rather set up their own rather simple str_replace-based markup language so that users have access to a limited range of markup options, just changing colors, sizes, emphasis, italics, etc. Keeps boards safer and cleaner. However, the GameFAQs way is very good as well, as it only allows two or three different tags, but it was certainly harder to code intitially.

It generally comes down to whether people code their own message boards or use a premade system. I'm working on coding my own board system, actually, though I haven't worked on it in a while. It's not really that hard, though I'm afraid I likely have quite a few security holes, and a few features aren't implemented yet.

[marko river]

"Nobody steels our chicks and leaves"

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by marko_river@Jan 24 2005, 07:06 PM
"Nobody steels our chicks and leaves"
Is this from Fallout 2?

[Strobe]

one of my favourite quotes from a game is from "diabolo" (the witch who is
living in the village):

"i sense a soul in search of answers"

it's not very spectacular, but this sentence is on my mind since i was
playing the game, a few years ago. it has a distinc dramatic touch to it,
somehow i like it!

another example is the speech of the guardian in the intro of ultima 7.
although i can't remember correctly what his words were, i get a certain
feeling of being very impressed, in a way, when i've received his speech...

"avatar - you, too, shall kneel before my authority, for i'm your
companion, your provider...and your master!"

(this guardian is really kind of an evil bitch, hehe :D )

other than that, i could quote nearly all dialogues from monkey island
or indiana jones because there are so many cool expressions, but as you understand, this would be too much....

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero+Jan 24 2005, 03:22 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Unknown Hero @ Jan 24 2005, 03:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>******QuoteBegin-marko_river@Jan 24 2005, 07:06 PM
"Nobody steels our chicks and leaves"
Is this from Fallout 2?[/b][/quote]
[quote]

I believe it's from Duke Nukem 3D

[cheesegrater]

"I want Jojo!"

When looking at coffin - "They are gonna need a lot more of these."

[Astral]

-Flaweles Victory-

-Finish Him-

[JudgeDeadd]

"Good doggy. Be dead."
And, as previously mentioned: "Cujo"
- Blood E3M7

[JJXB]

i change mine to a quote from halo 2:
"for a brick, he flew pretty good!"

[Mikey]

Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Jan 20 2005, 08:10 AM
The only sentence which spring freely to mind is: I'm here to kick some @ss and chew bublegum... And I'm all out of gum. :twisted:
Wasn't that from Duke Nukem?

The line first originated in one of my favorite movies... They Live.
Great movie. :max:

[mahahelel]

Anything that the units in blizzards RTS games say after you click on them 20+ times. The female units tended to have the funniest sayings.

[wormpaul]

Originally posted by Mikey+Jan 26 2005, 11:40 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mikey @ Jan 26 2005, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-Eagle of Fire@Jan 20 2005, 08:10 AM
The only sentence which spring freely to mind is: I'm here to kick some @ss and chew bublegum... And I'm all out of gum.* :twisted:
Wasn't that from Duke Nukem?

The line first originated in one of my favorite movies... They Live.
Great movie. :max: [/b][/quote]
That one was from Duke :ok:

Only he can say things like that :bleh:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by mahahelel@Jan 27 2005, 03:09 PM
Anything that the units in blizzards RTS games say after you click on them 20+ times. The female units tended to have the funniest sayings.
Me so Horned, Me hurt you long time.

LOL LOL

I love that one.

[Xikarita]

This one is from Leisure Suit Larry 7 (most lines in that game are quite funny):

NARRATOR (after Larry picks up a fire hose): Your hose is long and hard.
LARRY: If only I had a dollar for every time I hear that...
NARRATOR: You'd still be broke... LOL

Larry games are very funny in their own sexist way! :D

[The Levitating Nun]

Zero wing - I love the opening dialogue on the snes version

what happen!
someone set up us the bomb!
we get message!!
main screen turn on
gentlemen, all your base are belong to us
make your time
ahahaha
launch every zig
you know what you doing!!
move every zig.

I think thats it all, but it's one of the funniest bits of dialogue in a game ever, even though its unintentional.

[Unknown Hero]

Your life ends in the wasteland.

Not even carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse.

You have perished.

...

[marko river]

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Jan 25 2005, 03:02 AM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Jan 25 2005, 03:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Jan 24 2005, 03:22 PM
******QuoteBegin-marko_river@Jan 24 2005, 07:06 PM
"Nobody steels our chicks and leaves"
Is this from Fallout 2?


I believe it's from Duke Nukem 3D [/b]


Yes, Duke says it when finishing the first story.

And They Live was great movie.



DOTT:
PT: Hm, Mind, I'm thirsty...
GT: I don't think you should drink that. It looks bad for you.

The Purple goes with his legendary words

[Anovich]

gaaaaaaaargh, so many good ones to choose from!

Ah to heck with it, I'll just go with my signature


oh, I also liked Gabriel Knight's reaction to finding Madelines gun
"I knew she was packing, but this is ridiculous"

[Mentor]

Sam And Max Hit The Road has some of the greatest lines ever.

"Bosco's Guns, Liquor, Baby Needs."

"What's the good word, little buddy?" "Disenfranchised."

Or, how about from Full Throttle?

"Nice forks! Where'd you get them?" "Found 'em next to the knives and spoons."

One I heard in Freelancer I'll always remember...

"I suggest we beat a hasty retreat, gentlemen!" "An' I suggest we get the *meep* outa here!"

Ever played Shadow Watch? No funny lines, but it's hilarious to hear one of the guys, Genady, say his name.

[xcom freak]

'I have an axe just for you'

When u click more than 5 times on a troll headhunter in warcraft (2 i think)
All the others are good too

[Dreadlord]

I found this one disturbing "Would you like to wash Wang? Or watch Wang wash wang?"
-Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior :blink: How suggestive is that...

[Omuletzu]

Originally posted by xcom freak@Feb 22 2005, 09:35 PM
'I have an axe just for you'

When u click more than 5 times on a troll headhunter in warcraft (2 i think)
All the others are good too
On a related note, the dreadlord from the undead(W3) said, after many clicks
"I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord(while speaking on the phone)" LOL

[Mad-E-Fact]

Originally posted by Omuletzu+Feb 23 2005, 08:42 AM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Omuletzu @ Feb 23 2005, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-xcom freak@Feb 22 2005, 09:35 PM
'I have an axe just for you'

When u click more than 5 times on a troll headhunter in warcraft (2 i think)
All the others are good too
On a related note, the dreadlord from the undead(W3) said, after many clicks
"I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord(while speaking on the phone)" LOL [/b][/quote]
WC3 had many great and memorable voice samples. :ok:

Same with Dawn of War, the Space marines just rock!

"While the enemies of the Imperium still draw breath there can be no peace."

"Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic."

"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

[Lizard]

Warriors of the night assemble!
After sumoning one night elven hero
Everything that WC3 units say after fifty clicks :D
A LOT of sentences in Max Payne 1 and 2.
Etc,etc.......

[Gun Man]

Oh this: "Rome demans victory from their generals...and this day is clearly ours."(or something like that). :max:

And of course: Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your radiated corpse. :Brain:

[Gun Man]

Oh i forgot....: BlackHawk down....I repeat BlackHawk Down!!!! :help:

[Strange Oddysee]

A classic has to be from Smash TV on the Nintendo.

"I'd buy that for a dollar."


And more stuff from monkey island 3
"Eesh..looks like that guy couldnt hold his breath for 10 minutes"

[Mats]

From the demo of Space Quest 6, if you want to go into the ship that is infested with aliens, depending use hand or mouth, you get two lines.

Roger: Is there anything in there that won't eat me alive if i come in?
Narrator: From inside you hear a muffled "Nope".



Narrator: Oh, sure let's crawl inside a spaceship infested with brain-eating, drewl-dripping, huge aliens, and while we're at it, let's split up, so that we are all alone and defenseless OK?...NOT!



///MJ

[Teorias]

I like this one from Blood:
"Umm,rat burger"
"i´m not that hungry"

[Borodin]

Just anybody anything from the written dialog of party NPCs in Planescape: Torment or Baldur's Gate II. For example, this exchange between the whimsical Jan, a thief/mage gnome, and Viconia, a drow cleric:

Jan: My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire, you see.

Viconia: You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you gnome?

Jan: My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips... (sob)... only lips...

Viconia: Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments.

Jan: I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival, you understand. Nothing personal. He tasted a bit like chicken.

Viconia: <CHARNAME>, how is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?

[Sebatianos]

What about Mortal Kombat 2 "Friendship. FRIENDSHIP? :blink: "

[xcom freak]

The one from Rome total war after u kill a general :

He went to meet his ancestors may he trouble them as much as he did us!

[Dreadlord]

I pretty much liked Wolfenstein 3D's "Mien Leiben!" dunno how you spell it, translated it means "My life!"

Or one from Planescape: Torment, when Morte is using Taunt. "You have a face only a hammer could love, and has."

A few quotes from Half-Life

"What are you doing Freeman?" -Scientests, when you start killing allies.
"My god!" -See above.
"Did you see that?" -Barney has just got a kill!

Here are some from Dungeon Keeper 1/2

"Your Dungeon is too cold, install some air conditioning" -Keeper's assistant
"You've proved your worthiness, but get some sleep!" -See above, after your computer clock has gone past midnight.
"Stop doing that, you'll go blind" -Keeper's assistant, after you keep your cursor over the tortue chamber too long when Dark Mistresses are torturing eachother.

[littleguybrush]

Intercom: Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Salior #1: Did he say "ship" or "sheep?"

Sailor #2: Ship, I think. ...Why?

Sailor #1: Uh, no reason...

---

Evil Spy #1: Moron.
Evil Spy # 2: Did you just call me a mormon?

---

Magnus: Your hideous mass is blocking the bulkhead!


All from No One Lives Forever, the most overlooked FPS ever.

[Dreadlord]

The most overlooked FPS ever is prolly System Shock, not really a FPS I know but it's close enough.

"We can't allow SHODAN to play god, she's far too good at it." -System Shock 2

[DeathDude]

I always seemed to like this line from Sam and Max at the beginning of the game.

Sam: Hey I don't think Mr. Bosco is voluntarily giving away his money.

Robber: Oh I'm real terrified, a dog and a rabbit, ooh scary.

Sam: Max the smarta** kid doesn't think we're scary, what do you think about that?

Max: Grrrr.

Sam: That's telling him little buddy.

Max proceeds to beat the robber silly complete with crazy soundeffects

Max: I think that Punk learned a valuable lesson Sam.

Sam: Me too Max, I didn't realize that the lower lip could stretch completely over the head, amazing.

[Dreadlord]

LOL, Minsc from Baldur's Gate also made alot of funny battle cries and shouts.

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes, Raaargh!" (Boo is his giant minituare space hamster)

"Great fun!"

"behind kicking, for goodness!"

I meant to put in B-U-T-T, but it seemed to have filtered it out, LOL.

[BeefontheBone]

Originally posted by Jacek Dobrzyniecki@Jan 21 2005, 02:34 PM
"out, out damn spot!" - Blood
well, that's technically Shakespeare (Lady Macbeth says it).

[Power_13]

In Privateer 2, the first time you talk to Joe the Bartender. I can't remember the exact bits, but this always amused me LOL:
"You don't want to be seen in some two-bit watering hole...you want to be in a respectable place, like this!"

[Omuletzu]

Almost all the sentences form blood omen, like i said in the review.

Just one:
"I will not be kind to the denizens that lurk here. They shall taste my steel, and I their blood."

[Dreadlord]

It had some annoying phrases too... He'd yell out Latin lines every now and then.

In Diablo 2, when you first see big D, he says "Not even death can save you from me..."

[Yobor]

Magic is impressive.... but now, Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!

I will crush you, crush you to GOO!


Cross? Phht. Shove it right up their ***.



Guess Numba 3 :D

[Lizard]

Overlord ready...(If you play as China in C & C generals it means that you began reallz to rock)
And all Black Lotus sentences...

[Dreadlord]

From Curse of Monkey Island

"There's a monkey on my shoulder, and he's stealing all my change, his eyes are black and glossy, I expect that he's deraaaanged!"

[DeathDude]

Another Sam and Max one

Max (In bigfoot costume): Have you seen Bruno around?

Bigfoot: I haven't seen the dude since he rescued me, I hear he's hiding out from a crazy bear and bunny who want to drag him off to an evil carnival.

Sam(In bigfoot costume): Bear?!

Bigfoot: What was that?

Max: Gas

[dragonLancer]

I thougth it was cool in halo 2 when the had to shut off the bomb and.....

Cammander chief- so how much time did we have left.

cortona- you dont want to know

cammander chief (over speakers)- gernal permission to leave the station sir.

General- why?

cammander chief- to give the Covanet back thier bomb! :evil:





-------------Dragonlancer

[Fawfulhasfury]

In Resident Evil 4, the phrase the villagers say. Its funny as all get out. LOL
"Ahbeal Abbandon!!" LOL

In sam and max.
"I hope there was nobody on that bus."
"Nobody we know at least."

Paper mario 2
When Toadworth walks toward the inn in the distance at the beginning, his speech bubble displays, "Huff, I say. Huff, I say." LOL

Discworld,
any place when a character ask rincewind why hes wearing a dress.

[Calamity]

Originally posted by Dreadlord@Feb 24 2005, 01:16 PM
The most overlooked FPS ever is prolly System Shock, not really a FPS I know but it's close enough.

"We can't allow SHODAN to play god, she's far too good at it." -System Shock 2
Don't worry, it's definately not overlooked in my book!

*Feels it is still one of the best FPSes ever made. Far better than the highly overrated Halo*

As for favorites hmmm I love so many from Curse of Monkey Island.

Wally: "I'm a blood thirtsy pirate!"
Guybrush: "You have 'I love maps' written on your shirt..."

[Dreadlord]

I can't write the thing down but by far the best thing said in COMI was the "A Pirate's Life's the Life for me" song, I actually have a MP3 around.

[DeathDude]

I think you can get some of those COMI mp3s at a site like www.worldofmi.com I think they have some more of those lying around.

[Dreadlord]

Thanks :D ...

"Get me more SLAW!" - LeChuck

[Power_13]

I thought of another one... :D

In Maniac Mansion, when you try to give the hamster to the green tentacle...


"No thanks, I'm not hungry."
LOL

[TheSmyth]

Serious Sam:
Headless suicide bomber comes running over the hill-
Bomber: "Agggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh"
Sam blows him away-
Sam: "Agggghhhhhhhhh Yourself!"
30 more bombers come running over the hill all at once-
Bombers: "AGHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!"
Sam: "Uh-oH!"

Duke Nukem:
"What are you? Some kind of scum sucking bottom feeding algae eater?"

[TheSmyth]

And I almost forgot.......
Worms:
"I'll get you"
"Traitor"
"First Blood"
"Oh Dear"
"HyRyuKadoken" Or whatever it was they shouted when doing a 'dragon punch'

[Lizard]

Originally posted by TheSmyth@Mar 3 2005, 10:36 AM
Serious Sam:
Headless suicide bomber comes running over the hill-
Bomber: "Agggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh"
Sam blows him away-
Sam: "Agggghhhhhhhhh Yourself!"
30 more bombers come running over the hill all at once-
Bombers: "AGHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!"
Sam: "Uh-oH!"

Duke Nukem:
"What are you? Some kind of scum sucking bottom feeding algae eater?"
I almost have forgot Serious Sam! :w00t:
After slaying giant tower-tall immortal warlord
It is not the size which matters,it is how you use it

After you avoid a giant stone ball that is rollong to you he huddles a Indiana Jones melody,etc,etc....

[Snapjaw]

Stop Poking me!

Warcraft Peon...God we still say that.

[Japo]

The Ur-Quan in Star Control II: "SUBMIT OR DIE FOOLISH HUMAN!".

Actually, pretty much everything from that game, the script was magic, especially the Spathi. Those guys really crack me up! LOL

[BeefontheBone]

How's this? "What's with the pointless necromancy?"

[The Fifth Horseman]

Seems so.
But the thread is pointless anyway... maybe it could find home in Forum Games.

"This can end in two ways, Morphix.
And in both of them... you die."
-Duke Nukem.

[TaloN]

Sulik: What can we and I do you for?

Fallout 2

[TheGiantMidgit]

Favourite game: The Neverhood

favourite lines:

Hoborg: Half a cheer for Klaymen!
Crowd: Hip Hip Hoo!

Hoborg (after a ponderous moment following Kloggs fall from grace): You know, I never really liked that guy.

Willy: It all start with Hoborg, a being who had to create, because... ....he had to.

[Mighty Midget]

"Wake up, wake up my friend... ...think of me as the one you trust the most...", the first lines from the Hitman intro. They are just so... how should I put this, so exquisitely dubious.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Chief: Attention all Crew! Prepare to Abandon Ship!

Aces of the Deep

[HamburgerBoyt]

As JC Denton looks down a three hundred foot pipe with a dangerous fan in it...

Bob Page: Jump! You can make it!

[Icewolf]

Now who remembers:

That doesn't seem to work.

[guesst]

Has anyone mentioned Star Control 2 yet? That game is stock to the top of fantistic dialogue. My favorate is the FotFotPiks explination of how they discovered fire, the wheel, and religion all at once. But that's a long one, so here's a shorter one:

You: You have attacked us before, and we survived! You cannot defeat us. Submit!
Kohr-Ah: We did. You did. Yes we can. No.

So many good Kohr-Ah quotes. I just have to do one more:

You: I cannot understand why you do this.
Kohr-Ah: Your understanding is not necessary.

So evil.

Then there's the Spathi "Safe Ones" on their homeworld talking about the Spathi you have on your team (The Spathi are a charatersiticly cowardly race):

Safe Ones:If you held a weapon to Fwiffo's head, he would say anything you wanted him to say.
In fact, if you held a vegetable to his head he would probably say anything you wanted him to say.

[Japo]

I had mentioned SC2, but included nearly no quotes. They're good.

[Fawfulhasfury]

From Call of Cthulhu: Dotce:

Jack Walters: Where is everybody, this town is so..deserted.
Townsperson: Probably all ran away when they saw your ugly mug. *chuckle*

Townsperson: Hold it outsider! Don't move! *proceeds to shoot me when I stop moving*

Mario and Luigi: Super star Saga

Castle guard 1: You say you are the ultra famous Mario?
Mario: *jump*
Guard 1: It is. I can't believe it I'd recognize that jump anywhere!
Guard 2: Who's Mario?
Guard 1: No clue.
*Mario falls over*
Guard2: Huh, and you say you are the famous Lui..uh green Mario?
Luigi: *spin*
Guard 2: Yep your the green dude all right
Guard 1: Whos that green guy?
Guard 2: I haven't the foggiest.
*Luigi falls over, Mario tells the guards why they're there*
Guard 1: uh huh, yeh I see.
Guard 2: What'd they say?
Guard 1: A bunch of gibberish.
*Mario and Luigi fall over*

[Frodo]

Has anyone mentioned Syberia?
Oscar is a stickler for rules, and asks Kate for her train ticket.



Kate(slightly frustrated): Arggh. I think I'm going INSANE.

Oscar (in a serious tone): That is not required Kate Walker. Only your train ticket is required.


LOL

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Frodo @ Jun 20 2006, 01:51 AM) 237992</div>
Has anyone mentioned Syberia?
Oscar is a stickler for rules, and asks Kate for her train ticket.



Kate(slightly frustrated): Arggh. I think I'm going INSANE.

Oscar (in a serious tone): That is not required Kate Walker. Only your train ticket is required.


LOL
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IMO, a mediocre game with an awful ending. I remember very, very little, but I think it was a bit too random at times. Me and this other guy ended up 'coining' the phrase "show him the mammoth', originating from the countless times we were stuck. Maybe we were just old fashion stupid? Beats me...

[STFM]

Join the army they said
See the world they said
Id rather be sailing

plus pretty much all the dialog from Under a Killing Moon
"My gun. I love it SOOOOO much!"