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Fubb
06-04-2010, 02:37 AM
I am currently sitting in front of the computer, eating toquito's, which are kinda like miniature microwave taco's, in other words, DELICIOUS. I am still in my work clothes, and there is a root beer beside me. I love having the house to myself.

However, walking home at night is an entirely different story. People in this town just don't seem to know how to keep their dogs on a leash, or better yet, IN THEIR DAM HOUSE.

Theres a small triangular park in front of my house ,and I was walking home from work tonight, I here barking, and think nothing of it, you always here dogs bark at night, but when 2 medium sized doggies appear down the street and start barking and running at you, thats an entire different story. Thank god i forgot to lock the door when i left 5 hours earlier, cause getting bit by a dog is not on my too-do list. Following this incident (in which I almost shat my pants) I then texted my friends saying I almost got pwn3d by dogs, and texted my mom that 2 dogs chased me home.

I think I know who's dogs they are too. Oh how I wish I had my pellet gun at HAND, i woulda sent the dogs packing with a pain in their rump.

Ugh, I can't believe it, am I afraid of doggies now too?

_r.u.s.s.
06-04-2010, 01:06 PM
it's easy, call the police if you know whose dogs they are =P

Acero
06-04-2010, 02:44 PM
I'm not sure about the laws up there in Canada but as one of your neighbors to the south, I gotta say that if you hit the mutt with a pellet YOU would be the one in jail. I've heard of people shooting at the animals, missing, and still being arrested for attempted animal cruelty.



I think I know who's dogs they are too. Oh how I wish I had my pellet gun at HAND, i woulda sent the dogs packing with a pain in their rump.

Ugh, I can't believe it, am I afraid of doggies now too?

angry axe
06-04-2010, 03:33 PM
Dont use a damn pallet gun against those dogs!, Use a car, shit sometimes happens when the road is dark

The Fifth Horseman
06-04-2010, 04:32 PM
Simply report to the police that there is a pair of agressive dogs on the loose. They'll decide whether to capture or terminate them.

Fubb
06-04-2010, 08:58 PM
actually there is a town bi law that all animals MUST be on leaches (even kitties!) when they're outside, so I'll tell my dad when they get home on wednesday :3

rabadi
07-04-2010, 12:20 AM
But... but... there is no option to report loose dogs to the police in Splinter Cell... so I did put bullets in their brains :noworry:

Just kidding and just finished playing a Splinter Cell videogame :3:

On the serious note, I got a similar experience with you in the past. Too bad I do not know who owns the dog. But I agree that reporting this incident to the police seems to be the best option.

ysorian
07-04-2010, 01:18 AM
What sort of "medium sized" dogs?

Depending on the breed, i would normally encourage facing them down, dogs respond to authority, and react against fear.

:thumbs:

Fubb
07-04-2010, 03:16 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/play/f-German-Soldiers-3711.htm

Stupid people are liek those poor german soldiers.

Anyways, Funny story, I saw one of the doggies again, it was a doggy like that; http://stocktonpets.org/images/foundpets/foundpet20090121.jpg

And it was actually cuddly, I think i figured it out. That doggy and its friend were chillin around town at night, I don't really think they wanted to hurt me, they prolly thunk

'Whos that?'
"LETS GO SEE"

"RAKSNMAKDNMASDMADLMADLAADASDA" (Thats the slobber flying from there mouth, mixed with barks, as they ran)
"N00b ran from us, I was hoping to meet a new friend"

Or atleast Im guessing that how dogs think. The doggie i foudn was chillin around the legion park, and it does have a collar on it so im goona go ahead and GUESS it's lost. Oh well. I already got pets, don't need more.

angry axe
07-04-2010, 09:27 AM
if only you lived here fubb, there was a man that took his dog into the forest and shot it in the head three times, it survived and now the SPCA is looking for the owner.... so they can return it.

Scatty
07-04-2010, 09:52 AM
so they can return it.
Return the dog or the bullets? :p

Halindir
07-04-2010, 02:27 PM
I hate dogs. Hamsters<3

BranjoHello
07-04-2010, 03:06 PM
I heard people in Canada don't even lock front doors of their houses when they go to sleep.
So you got me with this dog stuff. :oh:

Fubb
07-04-2010, 07:05 PM
thats just normal stereotype that Canada is full of nice people. People still lock there doors and stuff, we still got thieves and what not. Heck my town had a wave of crime hit, because...

3 fires in one week in a town where we dont even have 3 fires in a year
Fires most likely Arson
Fires most likely started from members of the Indian Posse

Indian Posse = Gang that just came into town.

Anyways, we arnt really different fro mthe U.S. some people do not lock there cars (and then they wonder how there car got stolen, but if you go to Winnipeg you'll find everyone locks there cars cause its the car jacking capital of Canada :p )

We have way way WAY fewer gun related crimes though cause of our gun laws. then again we only have 34 million people whereas the U.S has 200 million :\

We do say Sorry allot though

But just because we pretend to be nice, we really do hate people (We dislike the Americans for the most part, lots of people don't get along with the french, most people disliek the natives, etc etc)

Well, dislike as in we get mad at them, we still go to the states and what not though.

Himmler
08-04-2010, 07:39 AM
where I live that would never be cause the streetdogs would of ate them. then chase you. a whole pack. :D