Unreal Tournament

[ianfreddie07]

http://downloads.khinsider.com/album_images/5405-bjvltfrklh.jpg

The Unreal Tournament, Abandonia team is having a revival after the main founders, IanFreddie07 and Tomekk have sparked renewed interest on the game, and we want YOU to be a member :D

And this time, we'll make it simpler so that you guys can instantly join in on all the action, carnage and fun!

And when we mean simpler:

*LINK REMOVED, LOOK FOR TOMEKK'S POST BELOW TO SEE ESSENTIALS*

Who among you guys still has UT and plays it? Because the team needs your skills, reflexes... and your patience. :p

Why the hell are you still reading? Join NOW, and FRAG a LOT. :3:

Oh, and just for the lulz...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa313/ianfreddie07/mordorplus.png

[Tomekk]

*post reserved for info of UT and mods*

[_r.u.s.s.]

i can play
but i don't know if tomekk wants to play with me cause he got pissed after i kept owning him by sniping him down and accused me of camping lol

[ianfreddie07]

He told me he hates 1v1 (more of luck than skill, it's the opposite for me) :p and he hates snipers. But then, that's excuses a noob would make, IMO. LOL

[AlumiuN]

If only I had a better internet connection... *sigh*

[Tomekk]

Fine we could play again russ, but my mouse got a bit okward for some reason, so I'll pretty much loose again :p

@Ian: We'll see.... about that. :minigun:

[ianfreddie07]

The complete list of warnings...

We are not responsible for:

1. Hooking you to Unreal Tournament
2. Getting yourself in Tomekk's crosshairs
3. Defining RPBs as Rocket Propelled Buttocks
4. Constant swearing due to yourself being owned.
5. Killing you while you're AFK.
6. BOOM HEADSHOTS!
7. Letting yourself get PWN'D by a giant IceSkaarj.
8. Dragging your sorry carcasses out of Sniper Elite. Or any other FPS. :p
9. Getting sweared at for poor teamplay.
10. Beating As_HiSpeed while you're still in Car 1.
11. You getting owned by explosive crossbows for 257 damage.
12. Getting gang raped by Proxy Mines :hihihi:
13. HyperBlast'd
14. Getting your molecules torn apart by a gravity vortex.
15. Abnormal downloads in attempt to connect to the server.
16. Giving 3 year olds guns and a big swords.
17. Grapple Hooking yourself to epic phail.
18. Trying to befriend Skaarjs and getting killed.
19. Having Gordon Freeman dragged from Black Mesa.
20. Getting telefrag'd!
21. Acethor's constant Waaaaahs!
22. Tomekk's constant swearing, ranting, yelling, etc.
23. Getting piston'd.
24. Fubbl'd. :p
25. Getting chopped up by huge-ass swords.
26. Chopping ponies with huge ass swords.
27. Making you abandon your broom closet.
28. Having your connection fail when you're about to win.
29. Getting smacked in the face by rocket propelled buttocks.
30. Disturbing your sleep.

OK, can you guys suggest more PS-es? :p

[aarne]

Dont have any versions anymore, tho i was fan for 4 years, had all from UT to UT 2004 + unreal 2 but discs are somwhere, dunno where :P

[Tomekk]

:pirate:@aarne. :whistling:

[ianfreddie07]

Hmm... We could use more players. :D

Now Hiring: Unreal Tournament players.

Requirements:
1. Must be able to run.
2. Must be able to jump.
3. Must be able to shoot.
4. A knowledge of Rocket Propelled Buttocks.
5. Ability to tolerate outrageous downloads.
6. Must have knowledge of teamplay.
7. Ability to tolerate Tomekk's incessant ranting. ^_^
8. Must know that AS_HiSpeed can be beat in less than 1 minute. Too many people complain. :notrust:
9. Must know that being godlike is... not really your job.
10. Must have a knowledge on... :pirate:

[Acethor]

You forgot to add 'Tomekk calling you a f*cking noob every 10 seconds' :D

[Tomekk]

You forgot to add 'Tomekk calling you a f*cking noob every 10 seconds' :D

Hey now, that's not true! :no: I didn't call your bro or "auntie" a noob. As for you guys? Well, I did that when you were playing really badly, so you deserved it. :p

[AlumiuN]

5. Ability to tolerate outrageous downloads.


And that's where I come unstuck.


8. Must know that AS_HiSpeed can be beat in less than 3 minutes


It doesn't only take you 52 seconds? xD

[ianfreddie07]

I did it in 1:02, you did it in :52 and Tomekk did it in... :43.

My special child brother did it in 6:59 :hysterical:

[Acethor]

Whats AS_HiSpeed?

:wacko:

[ianfreddie07]

:hysterical:

Wow. Have you not been playing Assault mode in UT? It's one of the assault type maps, and one of the easiest to beat as long as you know what to do. :p

[Tomekk]

@Acethor: An Assault-Map where you need to stop a hijacked, "hispeed" train. Now... I wonder why are there 2 gravity boots on the map :p

[aarne]

"8. Must know that AS_HiSpeed can be beat in less than 3 minutes"
It should be minute, even for noobs -.-
my record is 0:46

[Acethor]

Oh... that train one. Hahaha didn't know that was it. Yeah I've played it :D, cause I played through all the single player tournaments already. That one was pretty fun although I'm not sure how long I took.

[ianfreddie07]

Fine, I changed that 3 minutes thing into one minute. :notrust:

[aarne]

I completed UT singleplayer with inhuman 2 years ago...then my nervs were a wreck and i quitted fps for some time xD haven't played ut ever since :P dont think I can do it with novice anymore xD too much CS :D

[ianfreddie07]

Not much to be proud about, but hey:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa313/ianfreddie07/UnrealTournament17.jpg

[aarne]

I was like 13 back then, I tottaly crapped myself from happiness *^_^

[ianfreddie07]

Now we have a list of UT mods that are required for you to enjoy UT sessions with us. :D Check the first post.

[Tomekk]

I was wondering.... which one of you still has UT? We should gather the "fraggin' community" :p

ED: And if someone could move this to the Multiplayer section, I'd be grateful :)

[El Quia]

I was wondering.... which one of you still has UT? We should gather the "fraggin' community" :p

ED: And if someone could move this to the Multiplayer section, I'd be grateful :)
Hey! I still have it installed!

[Tomekk]

Hey! I still have it installed!

That makes us 3: you, aarne and me. Anyone else?

[ianfreddie07]

Updated title page. NOW UT IS REVIVED. PLEASE REVIVE YOURSELVES AND FRAG KTHXBAI :minigun: