The Abandonia Xmas story

[Mighty Midget]

Like those other "let's make a story" games, you post a short sentence to add to the story. Theme is Xmas and new year and all the usual stuff. So, let's start:


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, where people's memory was limited to 640 kb and operating systems where quick and dirty, there came to this little town...

[Lulu_Jane]

... a giant, frothing, bloodthirsty and homicidal Santa Beast. The Santa Beast was on a mission, he planned to...

[TheChosen]

destroy every PC and old gaming system in the planet earth so that everyone would have to buy newest consoles and their crappy games.

[Lulu_Jane]

Santa Beast was indeed the strong arm of the gaming industry, and Santa Beast enjoyed his wicked job. His favourite thing to do was...

[Scatty]

to produce heavily overloaded and low-quality operating systems to force people to search for stronger PC's which set in motion the production of low-quality and boring games. This would ultimately lead to...

[Tulac]

..SYSTEM FAILURE!!! The town desperately needed a hero...

[Lulu_Jane]

The townsfolk held free and fair democratic elections to find their Knight In Shining armor, but alas, no hero appeared. The townsfolk grew desperate, so they asked their local witch-doctor for advice...

[TheChosen]

EDIT: Dammit.

The witchdoctor, after whacking the ground with rubber chicken and sniffing some strange herbs, declared that the hero...

[dosraider]

... would come from the south, with two peacock tail feathers stabbed in his ....

[Scatty]

...eyes for better persuasiveness...

[TheChosen]

Then, all of sudden, this young man entered the village. He had odd short pants on long white pants and weird colorful shirt. He also had classes...which had peacock feathers!

[Kugerfang]

After that he fell into the ice and died!