One, two, three...thousand!!! [Archive]

Pietafon

20-12-2007, 07:55 AM

Hey!
I've got a new game. Let us count to thousand - each poster wirite one (or more than one) number which must be higher (by one) than number wrote by previous poster. For example:

Poster 1:
23

Poster 2:
24
25

etc...

To make game more funny, in the brackets write the name of the number in Your home language, ok? ;)

So, let me begun counting:

1 (jeden)

Lulu_Jane

20-12-2007, 08:14 AM

7 (seven)

No, wait! Dang.

Mighty Midget

20-12-2007, 08:31 AM

8 (åtte)
hmmm looks like this minimum character limit makes it kinda hard to just post the number.

Icewolf

20-12-2007, 08:36 AM

9 = neun, think of saying "noin" in english
10 = zehn, like saen
11 = elf, like aelv
12 = zwölf, like svulf

YAY, I got the weirdest numbers for translation! :D

Mighty Midget

20-12-2007, 08:41 AM

13 (tretten)
14 (fjorten)
15 (femten)
16 (seksten)
17 (søtten)
18 (atten)
19 (nitten)
20 (tyve/tjue)

dosraider

20-12-2007, 08:55 AM

21 eenentwintig
22 tweeëntwintig
23 drieentwintig
24 vierentwintig
25 vijfentwintig
26 zesentwintig
27 zevenentwintig
28 achtentwintig
29 negenentwintig
HEADACHE:mad:

Pietafon

20-12-2007, 08:58 AM

30 (trzydzieści)
31 (trzydzieści jeden)
32 (trzydzieści dwa)

Quintopotere

20-12-2007, 09:19 AM

33 (trentatre)

Lulu_Jane

20-12-2007, 11:45 AM

34 (Thirty four)

or

-ภ (Saam Sip Si)

Icewolf

20-12-2007, 12:02 PM

35 (fünfunddreißig, speak fenvandryzig)

Tervez

20-12-2007, 02:01 PM

36 (Kolmekymmentäkuusi)
37 (Kolmekymmentäseitsemän)
38 (Kolmekymmentäkahdeksan)
39 (Kolmekymmentäyhdeksän)
40 (Neljäkymmentä)

_r.u.s.s.

20-12-2007, 02:51 PM

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4163/38163606ph6.gif

Luchsen

20-12-2007, 03:47 PM

42 (Zweiundvierzig)

@russ
Let me guess: Your home is Illiteratia? And the language there is Nonwritism?

Dave

20-12-2007, 03:50 PM

43 (Quarantatre)
Let me guess russ...do you live in a cave? (...or a jail...) :D

Mighty Midget

20-12-2007, 03:52 PM

43.5 (førtitreogenhalv or treogførtiogenhalv)

Luchsen

20-12-2007, 03:56 PM

44 (Vierundvierzig)

And now we have also an innumerate. Are you two related? :D

_r.u.s.s.

20-12-2007, 04:46 PM

Let me guess russ...do you live in a cave? (...or a jail...) :D @russ
Let me guess: Your home is Illiteratia? And the language there is Nonwritism?
@people: let me guess, you think that somebody cares about your native language numerals? http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif

Dave

20-12-2007, 06:47 PM

45 (Quarantacinque)

Bingo!!

Luchsen

20-12-2007, 09:15 PM

46 (Sechsundvierzig)

@russ
Did you see that Bud Spencer & Terence Hill movie where the bad guy wants to annihilate all numbers? Bud will explain the consequences to you.

RIPclass

20-12-2007, 09:34 PM

47(quarantasette:D)

.......we are all crazy :D

Lulu_Jane

21-12-2007, 02:29 AM

XLVIII quadraginta duodeviginti

Icewolf

21-12-2007, 08:42 AM

49 (Neunundvierzig, speak noinanfierceic)

Scatty

21-12-2007, 12:08 PM

50 (пятьдесят)

Pietafon

21-12-2007, 01:32 PM

51 (pięćdziesiąt jeden)

Quintopotere

21-12-2007, 01:43 PM

52 (cinquantadue)

dosraider

21-12-2007, 06:02 PM

HEY YOU! The 52 was mine! Oh well,
Next year I'll get

53 drieënvijftig

candles on my birthday cake.

Mighty Midget

21-12-2007, 10:34 PM

54 (fireogfemti/femtifire)
55 (femogfemti/femtifem)
56 (seksogfemti/femtiseks)
57 (sju-/syvogfemti/femtisju/-syv)
58 (åtteogfemti/femtiåtte)
59 (niogfemti/femtini)
60 (seksti)

_r.u.s.s.

21-12-2007, 11:26 PM

why do you always have million synonyms for one number in norwegian?

Scatty

21-12-2007, 11:59 PM

61 (шестьдесят один)
62 (шестьдесят два)

Lulu_Jane

22-12-2007, 11:02 AM

63 (ixtysay eethay)

Dave

24-12-2007, 11:42 AM

64 (sessantaquattro) :)

Pietafon

25-12-2007, 08:33 PM

65 (sześćdziesiąt pięć)
66 (sześćdziesiąt sześć)

Icewolf

27-12-2007, 07:27 PM

67 (siebenundsechzig)
68 (achtundsechzig)

Doink

29-12-2007, 08:17 AM

69 nege'sestag
70 se'wentig

enidra

29-12-2007, 10:47 AM

71 (enoghalvfjerds)
72 (tooghalvfjerds)
73 (treoghalvfjerds)
74 (fireoghalvfjerds)
75 (femoghalvfjerds)

Dave

30-12-2007, 03:58 PM

76 (Settantasei)

Pietafon

30-12-2007, 10:52 PM

77 (siedemdziesiąt siedem)
78 (siedemdziesiąt osiem)
79 (siedemdziesiąt dziewięć)...

Mighty Midget

31-12-2007, 07:25 AM

80 (Åtti)

blahblahblah (just making the post long enough for posting)

Pietafon

01-01-2008, 11:05 AM

81 (osiemdziesiąt jeden)
82 (osiemdziesiąt dwa)

Damn, my head... Ehhhh, New Year...:p

Icewolf

02-01-2008, 08:04 AM

83 (Dreiundachtzig)
84 (Vierundachtzig)

Lulu_Jane

02-01-2008, 10:57 AM

1010101
1010110
1010111

_r.u.s.s.

02-01-2008, 11:02 AM

http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

58
59
5A

Lulu_Jane

02-01-2008, 11:09 AM

HA!!! I'll see your hexadecimal and raise you octal :D

133
134
135

_r.u.s.s.

02-01-2008, 11:14 AM

what about.. trinonadecimal

1
2
3

Lulu_Jane

02-01-2008, 11:21 AM

Edited Because I Failed At Ascii.

_r.u.s.s.

02-01-2008, 11:27 AM

d8 8b ,888888 d88888b d8888b. d88888b d8888b. d88888b d888888b .88b d88888b ,888888
88 88 88''''' 88' 88 '8D 88 88 88 `8D 88' `~~88~~' d8' `8b 8D 88'''''
88 88 ooooo 88ooo 88 88 88 88 88 88ooo 88 88ooo88 88 oooo ooooo
88 88 ~~~~~88 88~~~ 88 88 88 88 88 88~~~ 88 88~~~88 88 '~88 ~~~~~88
88 .8D 88 88 88. 88 .8D 88 .88 88 .8D 88. 88 88 88 88. 88 88 88
'8888' Y88888P '88888b Y8888D' Y88888D Y8888D' '88888b YP 88 88 Y88888P Y88888P

Lulu_Jane

02-01-2008, 11:51 AM

______ ___ ___ ___ _ _ __ _______ _ _ _ _____
| _ \/ _ \ | \/ || \ | | \ \ / / _ | | | | | | |_ _|
| | | / /_\ \| . . || \| | \ V /| | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | _ || |\/| || . ` | \ / | | | | | | | | | | |
| |/ /| | | || | | || |\ | | | \ \_/ / |_| | |_| _| |_
|___/ \_| |_/\_| |_/\_| \_/ \_/ \___/ \___/ (_) \___/

_ _ _ _
| | | | | | |
___| |__ __ _| | | __ _ ___ ___ ___ _ __ | |_ _ __ ___ _ _
/ __| '_ \ / _` | | | / _` |/ __/ __/ _ \ '_ \| __| | '_ ` _ \| | | |
\__ \ | | | (_| | | | | (_| | (_| (_| __/ |_) | |_ | | | | | | |_| |
|___/_| |_|\__,_|_|_| \__,_|\___\___\___| .__/ \__| |_| |_| |_|\__, |
| | __/ |
|_| |___/
_ __ _
| | / _| | |
__| | ___| |_ ___ __ _| |_
/ _` |/ _ \ _/ _ \/ _` | __|
| (_| | __/ || __/ (_| | |_ _
\__,_|\___|_| \___|\__,_|\__(_)

:D

_r.u.s.s.

02-01-2008, 12:41 PM

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5971/flowersmx6.gif

Lulu_Jane

03-01-2008, 09:41 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2161456483_fa165cabc3.jpg?v=0

95 Boris Yeltsin's and one hairless cat.

Icewolf

03-01-2008, 09:47 AM

96 (Sechsundneunzig, Deutschland gewinnt die Fußball-Europameisterschaft)
97 (Siebenundneunzig, Borussia Dortmund gewinnt die UEFA Champions League; Torschützen: Riedle, Riedle, Del Piero, Ricken) :rolleyes:

GTX2GvO

03-01-2008, 10:04 AM

98 (achtennegentig, Windows 98 komt op de markt)

Pietafon

04-01-2008, 12:12 PM

99 (dziewięćdziesiąt dziewięć)

100 (sto) so far, so good ;)

dosraider

04-01-2008, 04:13 PM

******* malfunction *******

Need brain reboot, sorry for that folks.

Pietafon

04-01-2008, 06:50 PM

*****reebooting*****

*****fatal error*****

*****please insert installation disk 2 to continue*****

Sh%t... Where I've put this thing... :confused:

101 (sto jeden) ;)

dosraider

04-01-2008, 08:56 PM

107 ... 115 .... ???
Darned , We lost it somewhere.
Know what ? Let us start over and do it good this time.

1 één.
:D

Joking .... just joking.

102 Honderd en twee.

Icewolf

07-01-2008, 06:51 AM

103 Einhundertunddrei, ... Version 1.03 ...?

dosraider

07-01-2008, 09:41 AM

104 Honderd en vier

Tervez

07-01-2008, 01:37 PM

105. Sataviisi.

Mighty Midget

07-01-2008, 01:50 PM

106 Hundreogseks

Pietafon

08-01-2008, 07:28 AM

107 (sto siedem)
108 (sto osiem)
109 (sto dziewięć)

Dave

08-01-2008, 08:04 PM

110 (Centodieci)

Icewolf

09-01-2008, 09:25 AM

111 Einhuntertundelf. Ich hatte mal ein Hotelzimmer mit der Nummer...

Pietafon

15-01-2008, 08:02 AM

112 (Sto dwanaście)
113 (Sto trzynaście)...

Halindir

16-01-2008, 02:03 PM

117 ((et)hundredeogsytten)
119 ((et)hundredeognitten)

Quintopotere

17-01-2008, 06:21 AM

120 (Centoventi)

Halindir

22-01-2008, 08:56 AM

1000 - (Et)Tusind

Spoonman

22-01-2008, 04:41 PM

no skipping allowed!

120 (Centoventi)
121 (honderdeenentwintig)

Mighty Midget

22-01-2008, 04:44 PM

122 Hundreogtjueto

Pietafon

23-01-2008, 10:33 AM

123 stodwadzieściatrzy
124 stodwadzieściacztery

Halindir

23-01-2008, 12:09 PM

125 Ethundredeogfemogtyve
126 Ethundredeogseksogtyve

Havell

24-01-2008, 11:15 AM

127 (One hundred and twenty-seven)
128 (One hundred and twenty-eight)

Well, that was easy enough.

Icewolf

24-01-2008, 12:33 PM

129 (Einhundertneunundzwanzig)
130 (Einhundertdreißig)

Halindir

24-01-2008, 02:48 PM

131 (et-hundrede-og-en-og-tredive)
132 (et-hundrede-og-to-og-tredive)

Pietafon

30-01-2008, 11:55 AM

133 (sto trzydzieści trzy)
134 (sto trzydzieści cztery)
135 (sto trzydzieści pięć)...

Mousazz

03-02-2008, 05:30 PM

133 (sto trzydzieści trzy)
134 (sto trzydzieści cztery)
135 (sto trzydzieści pięć)...
136 (šimtas trisdešimt šeši)
137 (šimtas trisdešimt septyni)
138 (šimtas trisdešimt aštuoni)

Mrazerty

02-05-2008, 08:56 PM

139 (Honderdnegenendertig)
140 (Honderdveertig)
141 (Honderdeenenveertig)
142 (Honderdtweeënveertig)
143 (Honderddrieënveertig)
144 (Hondervierenveertig)
145 (Honderdvijfenveertig)

Mrazerty

02-05-2008, 08:59 PM

http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

58
59
5A

By the way, that was a smart one =D

Halindir

02-05-2008, 11:07 PM

146 (et hundrede og seks og fyrre.)
147 (et hundrede og syv og fyrre.)
148 (et hundrede og otte og fyrre.)
149 (et hundrede og ni og fyrre.)
150 (et hundrede og halvtreds.)

Dave

10-06-2008, 10:15 PM

Centocinquantuno (151)

Kugerfang

11-06-2008, 11:17 AM

152 (isang daan at limamput dalawa)
That was long. I had to ask my brother what was 152 in my home language.

redy

14-06-2008, 06:14 AM

153 (sto pedteset i tri)
154 (sto pedteset i chetiri)

Halindir

14-06-2008, 05:20 PM

155 (et hundrede og fem og halvtreds)

Kugerfang

14-06-2008, 05:39 PM

156 (Isang daan at limamput anim)

Icewolf

16-06-2008, 08:54 AM

157 (Einhundertsiebenundfünfzig)

laiocfar

23-06-2008, 10:33 PM

158 (ciento cincuenta y ocho)

Sal

24-06-2008, 12:44 AM

159..ahunredanfiftynoine :unsure: SAL

Icewolf

24-06-2008, 07:01 AM

159..ahunredanfiftynoine :unsure: SALIncluding the accent is nice! http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif
160 Einhundertsechzig, accent: Hundertsechzich.

Kugerfang

24-06-2008, 09:54 AM

161 - Eh... I forgot what it is in my language.....
Wanhandreadsikstiwan. (English, but with a Filipino accent)

Sal

25-06-2008, 11:55 PM

162..wonsickstoo:p

tzutzy

09-09-2008, 10:54 AM

163 (o suta sase zeci si trei)

Tomekk

09-09-2008, 11:14 AM

164 (o suta saizeci si patru, szazhatvannegy, onehundredandsixtyfour, ein hundret sechtzig und fier) P.S:My german suxx!

tzutzy

09-09-2008, 11:28 AM

165 (ein hundert funf und sechtzig?) worse German here. Hey isn't szazhatvanegy - 161?
166 (szazhatvanhat?) I suck.
167 (un cent soixante sept) - good old uncle Google comes to the rescue...

dosraider

09-09-2008, 12:12 PM

.......
167 (un cent soixante sept) - good old uncle Google comes to the rescue...
Don't trust google, it will screw you.
It's cent soixante-sept.

Sal

09-09-2008, 10:28 PM

168..a hunred an sixty aate
169..a hunred an sixty noina..:laugh:

AlumiuN

10-09-2008, 08:48 AM

This one's for you Australians out there.

170: One hundred and suvunty. :laugh: It's fish, not fush. :nuts:

EDIT: Especially you, Sal.

Tomekk

10-09-2008, 10:19 AM

165 (ein hundert funf und sechtzig?) worse German here. Hey isn't szazhatvanegy - 161?
166 (szazhatvanhat?) I suck.
167 (un cent soixante sept) - good old uncle Google comes to the rescue...

Response:
Szazhatvanhat was good, and szazhatvannegy is 164 and szazhatvanegy is 161.

Cause hatvan is 60, egy is 1, negy is 4 -> hatvan + negy = hatvannegy

171 - Onehundredandseventyone (ENG)
- Szazhetvenegy (HUN)
- Ein hundret eins uns siebzig?! (Bad - GER)
- O suta sapte zeci si unu (RO)

Halindir

10-09-2008, 12:09 PM

172 - (Et)hundredeogtooghalvfjers

tzutzy

10-09-2008, 12:33 PM

Yes, you're right. My magyar is bad as the German.
173 (o suta sapte zeci si trei)

Tomekk

10-09-2008, 04:19 PM

174-O suta sapte zeci si patru
-Ein hundert fier uynd schtzig?
-szaz hetven negy
- One hundred and seventy four

einstein999999

13-09-2008, 10:57 PM

175 (One hundered seventy-five)

Halindir

15-09-2008, 12:49 AM

176 - Et hundrede og seks og halvfjerds
One hundred and seventy six

Icewolf

15-09-2008, 06:45 AM

177 - Einhundertsiebenundsiebzig
Onehundredandseventyseven.

AlumiuN

15-09-2008, 10:15 AM

178 - Einhundertachtundsiebzig

I know German! :thumbs: Ish.

einstein999999

15-09-2008, 10:28 PM

179 - Einhundertneunundseibzig (edited)

Heh, hopefully I spelled that right... I know a tad bit of German...

AlumiuN

15-09-2008, 10:32 PM

Sorry, you just spelled 198. It should be Einhundertneunundsiebzig. :amused:

einstein999999

15-09-2008, 10:47 PM

Dang, I guess that's what I get from being lazy, lol... *goes to edit*
Haha, wow, I just completely butchered that sentence... I should get some sleep.

Sal

16-09-2008, 02:03 AM

Ok! 180..Cent quatre vingts:amused: still remember french from my schooldays

einstein999999

16-09-2008, 01:25 PM

181 - One hundred eighty one.

Doubler

16-09-2008, 03:52 PM

Ooh, déjà vu.
182 - honderdtweeentachtig.

ianfreddie07

18-09-2008, 09:20 AM

183 - Isang daan at walumpu't tatlo. :p

Halindir

22-09-2008, 01:01 PM

184 - Et hundred og fire og firs

DoomYoshi

23-09-2008, 03:16 AM

185 (10111001)

Icewolf

23-09-2008, 06:47 AM

186 Einhundertundsechsundachtzig.

Binary is not your language, DoomYoshi... :no: :bleh:

AlumiuN

23-09-2008, 09:52 AM

187 - BB, 273, 10111011

It might not be DoomYoshi's language...

DoomYoshi

23-09-2008, 12:39 PM

188 (Yoshiiii-ii-iiii)
^doesn't translate well to the written word:)

Sal

23-09-2008, 09:58 PM

188+1=189:thumbs:

Sal

01-10-2008, 10:40 PM

Think of a number...(:oh::(:omg:) now take away your age:doh::omg: now add your street number:whistling::thumbs:plus the age of your car :thumbs::)

190

SlowCoder

21-10-2008, 05:18 PM

191 (one hundred [and] ninety one)

Think of a number...(:oh::(:omg:) now take away your age:doh::omg: now add your street number:whistling::thumbs:plus the age of your car :thumbs::)

My answer: 12004120 :) You didn't say how big of a number to think of.

Dave

21-10-2008, 06:13 PM

192 - Centonovantadue

Tomekk

21-10-2008, 06:20 PM

193 - Százkilencvenhárom(HU)
- o Suta nouazeci si trei(RO)
- One hundred ninty three

AlumiuN

22-10-2008, 07:14 AM

194 - 1+9+4 - Seven times two.

(Shades of Marathon...)

Sal

25-10-2008, 01:49 AM

Okaaay..(10x10+45)+(10x4-5+10)+(2.5x2)=195

Tomekk

25-10-2008, 08:21 AM

200-4 = 196

DoomYoshi

25-10-2008, 08:10 PM

197.
Prime Numbers FTW!!!

AlumiuN

26-10-2008, 03:20 AM

198
Non-prime numbers WTF!!!!

Tomekk

27-10-2008, 05:44 PM

-2000+2000+(2000:10)-1 = 199

DoomYoshi

28-10-2008, 06:35 PM

TWO HUNDRED!!! Yay! Everybody scream for joy!
...
...
awkward silence?

Spoonman

28-10-2008, 07:46 PM

No screams. Only counting.

201

dosraider

28-10-2008, 09:03 PM

Time for a reminder:
Hey!
I've got a new game. Let us count to thousand - each poster wirite one (or more than one) number which must be higher (by one) than number wrote by previous poster. For example:

Poster 1:
23

Poster 2:
24
25

etc...

To make game more funny, in the brackets write the name of the number in Your home language, ok? ;)

So, let me begun counting:

1 (jeden)

Sal

28-10-2008, 09:30 PM

All right then....:)202 or two oh two or too hunerd and too or two zero two or too hunerd plus too or won noin ate plus foor or too hunred and !@#$% too.Sorry Dos Raider don't know any more languages

AlumiuN

28-10-2008, 11:10 PM

203 - 'Screw dosraider'. :bleh:

DoomYoshi

28-10-2008, 11:52 PM

Here's a better idea 2 make the game more fun we could do the language thing 0 we could actually have fun with the posting of the numbers 4 some of us are ignorant monolinguists (to, or, for)

Sal

29-10-2008, 04:21 AM

:thumbs:Gee that sounds kooooooool DoomYoshi...

Icewolf

29-10-2008, 01:21 PM

I'll stickt to the original ru10rZ:

205 Zweihundertundfünf **** Renault... ;)

AlumiuN

29-10-2008, 07:44 PM

Wasn't the 205 a Peugeot? As was the 206... :D

Sal

29-10-2008, 10:54 PM

:) 207 --Volkwagen 1975 Westfalia

Icewolf

30-10-2008, 06:48 AM

208 Zweihundertundacht. No car for that... ;)

AlumiuN

30-10-2008, 06:41 PM

209 -> Once Peugeot brigs it out. :thumbs:

Sal

30-10-2008, 09:33 PM

:bleh:210......1959 Volkswagen "Beetle" It crunches any number.......

DoomYoshi

03-11-2008, 09:36 PM

I would post an number but I am too busy attempting to be funny.

AlumiuN

03-11-2008, 09:39 PM

211 - A downgraded 911 taken on with only a Cessna.

Sal

03-11-2008, 10:34 PM

212 (dos, uno, dos) o (deux, une, deux) o 1971 Volkswagen Kombi (Transporter) Pop Top:amused:

AlumiuN

04-11-2008, 07:03 AM

213. Very close to a solution I had for an algebra problem today. (x-2)(x-1)(x+3)(x+:doh:)

Sal

04-11-2008, 10:00 PM

heh.heh..heh..New Zealand humour very funny....:monkey:.214..

AlumiuN

04-11-2008, 11:54 PM

Everything except the last bracket is actually true. :thumbs: In other news, subliminal messaging is 215 sweeping the BUY MORE CHOCOLATE world.

Sal

05-11-2008, 08:58 PM

:wondering:Aaah why did I just go and buy those 216 blocks of chocolate?

DoomYoshi

05-11-2008, 09:50 PM

217 calories per tolberone bar

AlumiuN

05-11-2008, 11:39 PM

:wondering:Aaah why did I just go and buy those 216 blocks of chocolate?

Because my subliminal messaging told you to do so. Yours, and DoomYoshi's 2 Toblerone bars makes 218 total bars sold to date. :thumbs:

Sal

06-11-2008, 08:24 PM

:doh:Oooooh too late 219 just got another toblerone bar.Turn the message off QUICKLY:vomit:

Spoonman

06-11-2008, 10:18 PM

A 220 days diet of water and bread for you, young man

Icewolf

07-11-2008, 06:57 AM

221 Zweihunderteinundzwanzig.

two two one? Usually you get two-in-one.

DoomYoshi

07-11-2008, 04:33 PM

1:58 GMT = 2 to 2

Sal

07-11-2008, 09:32 PM

:amused:2:58 = 2to3 or 223 o dos dos tres o deux deux trois

AlumiuN

08-11-2008, 08:00 PM

2^2 = 4 and, to satisfy the damn minimum message length:

224!

Sal

10-11-2008, 08:38 PM

225 or 2+2+5=9 .The number of lives a cat is supposed to have:)

DoomYoshi

10-11-2008, 10:03 PM

226 meow meow scratch scratch cough cough cough cough cough cough ... *hairball*

AlumiuN

11-11-2008, 06:47 AM

227 = A particular number from the future minus 3.

Sal

12-11-2008, 12:30 AM

ROTFLDoomYoshi..your comments immediately conjured up a picture of the suave "Puss in boots" from SHREK 2 (Antonio Banderas) I'm still laughing!!
Oh by the way 228 or 2+2+8=12 the number of inches in a foot