Sam & Max dialogue exchange

[TheChosen]

Everyone who has played Sam & Max games knows that these games have some of the humorous dialogue ever. In this game, we talk rubbish.

User 1: I think there's something in my eye
User 2: Try digging it out with a fork

The next user can either start to talk about other subject or keep talking about this subject (in this case, fork etiquette).



"Well Max. I think were off to a good start."

[GTX2GvO]

"Well, I can't wait for a better ending."

[dosraider]

"And I'm still waiting for a good start".

[Tervez]

"For the matter, I'm wondering if at this rate we'll ever get to finish.

[dosraider]

"I'm at the finish, it's the same line as the start line"

[Lulu_Jane]

Good work, little buddy.

[dosraider]

No problem, I'm maybe old and my 'little buddy' is the same age, but it's still fully functional.
:D

[Sebatianos]

You're one sick puppy you know that!

[Tervez]

I really don't consider myself a sort of puppy. More like some mineral, probably iron or titanium.

[_r.u.s.s.]

i spilled coffee on this keyboard when read the dosrider's comment about little buddy

[songnar]

We're gonna have to put you on decaf, Max, the keyboard's really been acting up since that whole coffee incident.

[dosraider]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9252/keyboardgx2.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Sebatianos]

Now you've done it, now you've upset Sam. Why I otta jump right out of this screen and clean the inside of your teeth with your spare ribs you two legged multi molecular thingamabob!

[TheChosen]

Shhh! Shut up! Youre breaking the fourth wall!

[hfric]

Oh come on its only glass . Hi there dear viewers Sam and I are happy to inform you that we see you , hear your and know where you live . So BE AFRAID , BE MIGHTY AFRAID .... hahhaha

[Nurple]

I think I'll name him Mittens because he'd make a fine pair of 'em.

[gufu1992]

You will surely follow his brave example someday.

[Sebatianos]

Please, don't use the word surely. Remember what happened the last time you did? And now we can't go there anymore :mad:

[gufu1992]

Please, don't use the word surely. Remember what happened the last time you did? And now we can't go there anymore :mad:

It was all their fault if you are taken out of the equation.

[RyannWolfgang]

This remembers that other incident that involved you dividing by zero

[dosraider]

That incident wasn't an incident, I knew what I was doing.
That zero was acting against me.

[Sebatianos]

Hey, who're you calling a zero? You make me wanna jump out of the screen and rip you fingers from the palms you use them to type such rubbish with!

[gufu1992]

I am pretty sure the keyboard will be clogged and thus uncontrolable. You know what happend last time...

[gufu1992]

>_> Where is the humor of our members?

Of course I do, thats how we actually won at the arcade.

[dosraider]

If we won the arcade, why did we lose all or peanuts?
I want my peanuts back.

[gufu1992]

If we won the arcade, why did we lose all or peanuts?
I want my peanuts back.

We did not loose them, but you put them in arcade and fed elephant the quarters.

[Sebatianos]

Man! After the midget beat the crap out of that elephant he really felt like hitting the jackpot, eh Sam. I wanna fed the elephant again, just to see it being beat up by a midget one more time.