Ban That User!

[U-Boat Commander David]

The game is simple. You just got to find a reason to ban the above poster from the forum. Like i say "Banned for having a retarded avatar" and you say "Banned for *whatever reason here*". You get it?

Since i started the game, ill just have to wait for someone to ban me.

[Himmler]

you're banned

[Romano]

You are banned because not saying the reason for UBCD ban :P

[Himmler]

you are banned because you want reasons :P

[The Punisher]

You are banned because you are next to the brainless people.

[U-Boat Commander David]

You are banned for telling me a lie. Scudden Death 2 is the be the best game ever? It sucks.

[kaali]

You are banned, because you are the brainless one.

[The Bard]

You are banned because I hate cabbage.

[The Punisher]

You are banned because your username is The Bard.

David : You are banned because you are a big fat monkey liar. Scudden Death 2 is the best game ever made.

[kaali]

You are banned because you ban more than one user per post.

[Reup]

You are all banned, because I can :titan: ;)

[TheChosen]

Youre banned, because Im the Abandonia's Chosen one and my word is everyone's command.

[The Bard]

You are banned because you are Abandonia's Chosen one and your word is everyone's command.

[TheChosen]

You are banned because you copied almost everything I said

[kaali]

You are banned, because I can't say any reasons for your ban.

[U-Boat Commander David]

You are banned for insulting King David

[Tulac]

You are banned because Reup can.

[Himmler]

you are banned because i say so

[Tulac]

You are banned because of your dolphin fetish.

[_r.u.s.s.]

you are banned cause of tree branch raping

[Dtothe3]

For having a name that sounds like a Klingon, you sir, are banned.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for begin a 0 post n00b

[chainsoar]

Banned for having a collection of pictures of Sylvester Stallone looking shiny.

[Hadiel]

You are banned because you Posted Today, 04:04 PM.

[nitro]

you are banned because you are member no. 4999

[Lulu_Jane]

You are banned, just for the sake of it :)

[Himmler]

you're banned cause you're a woman

[Tulac]

You're banned cause you're a girl.

[Himmler]

and you are, cause you're my girl :bleh:

[Tulac]

You're banned cause you're a leasbian. :*

[Himmler]

love you too, hun :D

[DoomYoshi]

You're banned for not banning anyone in that post!

[fmc83]

You're banned for wanting to doom our all beloved favorite console-figure and most wanted whatever-it-is-if it's-not a real-dinosaur yoshi :titan:

[giganto]

you're banned because you talk to much

[chainsoar]

You're banned 'cause you kill rodents. Rabbits are rodents - if you come near my bunny you're dead.

[Blood-Pigggy]

You're banned because someone banned me after this post.

*meep* YOU!

[FoxURA]

You're banned for not banning anyone!


(Self fufilling prophesys are fickle things aren't they?)

[Hadiel]

You're banned because you talk about prophecys

[kaali]

You are banned, because you didn't use full stop. *cough*nitpicking*cough*

[FoxURA]

Your'r banned because you are a grammer nut!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[TheChosen]

Youreeeeeeeeeee bbaaaaaaaanned!!

Why? Because youre a hobbit!

(Damn! This is total racisms!)

[Tulac]

You're banned cause you like to watch men in tights.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

You are only half-banned. Because I am a nice banner. ^_^

[Grinder]

You are banned because you are a Toad fan.

[TheChosen]

Youre banned because you dont have an avatar

[Dave]

You're banned cause you are born in 1990 :blink:

[_r.u.s.s.]

you r a wizzard and wield a sword with plate armor

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for failing utterly in his attempt to ban David86.

[chainsoar]

Banned for spending too much time underwater in a metal tube.

[The Bard]

You are banned for being a metalhead.
Rock on...

[kaali]

You are banned, because I ban you.

[#BlakhOle#]

^Banned for lacking imagination

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned, because his systems gonna crash and because he STILL is awaiting an avatar :bleh: :D

[kaali]

You are all banned (me too) because lack of imagination.

[Lulu_Jane]

You are banned for being Finnish.

[kaali]

You are banned for being bigmangoish.

[Tulac]

You are banned for tasting really really bad and forcing little children to eat you which makes them cry, and their mommies have to say "eat your cabbage otherwise no TV tonight" and then they start crying so much that their mother gets locked up in a mental institution and their father comes with an axe and chops some wood and makes a good barbeque, and children are happy again.

[TheChosen]

You are banned because you dont like to watch men/women wearing tights.

[Hadiel]

Banned because you used to many A's in your last post.
(4=MAX.)

[kaali]

You are banned, because you didn't know that A is one of the most common letters in English.

[Hadiel]

And you sir are banned for... well... BECAUSE.... HA!

[The Punisher]

Your banned because you got 30 posts.

[BlindMonk]

Banned for elitism.

[Lulu_Jane]

...and you are banned for having a disturbingly funny avatar...

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for having a disturbingly disturbing avatar

[BlindMonk]

Since we're currently on an avatar track...

Banned for incredible disparity between avatar and "Abandonia nerd".

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for kidnapping poor people on piece of flashy binoculars

[Tulac]

Banned for loving user 9528.

[kaali]

Banned for having a weird picture in his signature with even weirder text on it.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for using the word weird more than 1 time

[Icewolf]

You are banned because you made up a silly game that legitimates one to use the bad word "ban" :ph34r: several times. You could have made the F-word-game as well.... :D

[#BlakhOle#]

^Is banned for implying the F-word be used in a game on a solely family-orientated forum! :)

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for family-oriented-youth-protection thoughts. F*** that, i said holy s*** with 7. :D

[BlindMonk]

Banned for impeding the growth of civilization.

[Lulu_Jane]

You're banned for over-estimating civilization....

[_r.u.s.s.]

you are banned for evolution anomalies

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for banning too many people

[#BlakhOle#]

^Banned for making a game in which the object is to ban the above banner for the most obscure reason possible

[TheChosen]

You are banned for having a too big From-text!

[The Bard]

You are banned for being Finnish.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for banning my friend chosen! :angry:

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for lack of vulgar words while banning bard :angry:

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for implying that the use of vulgar words in the ban game would be a good thing... :angry:

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for implying that use of vulgar words while banning TheBard would be a bad thing :angry:
(LOL)

[The Bard]

Banned for implying that being vulgar with Bard and staying alive is an option... :titan:

[Hadiel]

Banned for suggesting that staying alive is a good thing...

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for putting something what bard didnt say in his mouth

[Hadiel]

Banned for thinking i put things into people's orifices

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for messing words with things

[Himmler]

you have been unbanned

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for making me laugh...

[Hadiel]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_r.u.s.s. @ Mar 9 2007, 07:38 PM) 282664</div>
banned for putting something what bard didnt say in his mouth

banned for messing words with things
[/b]

Twice banned for misunderstanding me twice...

[_r.u.s.s.]

banning for thinking that i misunderstood him :bleh:

[BlindMonk]

Banned for making a bad situation worse.

[TheChosen]

Banned for eating an eye

[Hadiel]

Banned for not being able to say the word "chicken" when your mouth is filled with beer without spilling any.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Banned for being an Abandonia nerd.

[TheChosen]

Banned for coming back

[Hadiel]

Banned because you changed your Avatar.

[The Bard]

Banned for being alive

[Himmler]

banned for not being a real bard

[Tulac]

Banned for unknown reasons.

[chainsoar]

Banned for not being able to make up some reasons to ban Himmler.

[Dave]

Banned because you are a game freak

[TheChosen]

Banned because you are violating the sacred rules of D&D (You cant use a sword!)

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Banned for telling us the rules of D&D

[_r.u.s.s.]

^banned for putting poor little red mushroom thingy in a rectangle :(

[TheChosen]

You edited your post?!!?! YOURE BANNED!!

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for banning someone who deserved to be banned because banned a guy who didnt deserve to be banned

[Dave]

Banned because you live in a yellow submarine near Rambo home! LOL

[Kosta]

Banned for not knowing how to play a mandolin!

[Dave]

Banned because you are the owner and you haven't done a mandolin course in Abandonia!

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for banning kosta..hey, wait.. anarchy? :w00t:

[Kosta]

Banned for being an anarchist and having an obsessive-compulsive editing disorder :bleh:

[bruno]

Banned for banning an anarchist

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for being further right along the political scale than the apparent anarchists.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Banned for being political and all.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for begin a Toad fan

[TheChosen]

Banned for pwning us!

[#BlakhOle#]

banned for pushing the p button, as opposed to the o button, which is right next to it on a qwerty keyboard

[TheChosen]

Banned! Because no one tells me how to type!

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned because im pissed.

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for reminding me of punisher

[chainsoar]

Banned for not having mad skillz.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for telling the truth.

[The Spider Mastermind]

Banned for having a longer username than me.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for having a shorter username than me.

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for having username

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for exactly the same reason. Selfpwned.

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for being hillarious LOL










thats not a compliment

[Tulac]

Banned for getting it. GET IT??

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for raping a tree branch

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_r.u.s.s. @ Mar 14 2007, 10:02 PM) 283598</div>
banned for being hillarious LOL[/b]
D-D-D-D-DOUBLE BANNED for not understanding satire. :)

[BlindMonk]

Banned for wielding two ban hammers in a single post. I'd even doubt if he has a permit for both of those to begin with...

[TheChosen]

Banned for having a very confusive picture in your signature.

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for expecting me to change (into what I wonder?)

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for wondering (this reminds me of 1984 by orwell)

oh..since you, ubc, are so zeal-y for quoting..

D-D-D-D-DOUBLE BANNED for not understanding satire. smile.gif[/b]
banned for looking in to dictionary

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for saying that looking into a dictionary is a bad thing to do. :bleh:

[chainsoar]

Banned for saying that russ saying that you're banned for looking in a dictionary is a bad thing. Read it carefully, it makes sense. Honestly.

[#BlakhOle#]

Banned for attempting to confuse people

[TheChosen]

Banned for being a such a b-hole.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for a having a original and funny avatar, something i will never have because i am very uncreative.

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for thinking that having an avatar featuring a half-naked and oily Sylvester Stallone is niether funny or original :)

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for liking Mr. Stallone that way... :D

[TheChosen]

Banned for banning and pwning

[#BlakhOle#]

Banned for being banned by me.

[The Bard]

Banned for having a stupid pie-joke in his signature.

[chainsoar]

Banned for not liking stupid pie jokes.

[Dillon]

Banned for having emoticons being in love!

[Himmler]

i don't know you! you're banned! gtfo!

[Dark Piedone]

Banned - it's god's fault.

[The Bard]

Banned for being a romanian translator... croatian translator team rulz...

[Himmler]

*meep* off :D banned for not being able to translate into romanian.

[chainsoar]

Banned for meeping in public.

[U-Boat Commander David]

Banned for family friendly Politically correct posting. *meep* it, it sucks.

[Ioncannon]

banned for meeping after banning chain for banning himmler for meeping.

[JJXB]

banned because you suck. :P

[TheChosen]

Banned for liking Darth Maul

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for making typo in licking

[chainsoar]

Banned for having a dirty sense of humour

[Hadiel]

Banned for not appreciating different styles of humour

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for promoting war, genocide and holocaust:

Differences -> opposing sides -> clashes -> war. genocide and holocaust.

[Hadiel]

Banned for giving out too many compliments in one post.

[Dave]

Banned because you are a human.. not an undead

[Hadiel]

Banned for shattering my hopes and dreams... :(

[faeornran]

Banned for accepting reality! :P

[Hadiel]

Banned because you fell for my trap!

MWUHUAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAA!!!

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for setting traps...

DON'T LOOK, IT'S A TRAP!

[Hadiel]

Banned for denying me my hunter/rogue skills

(c'mon, would you deny a warrior his dual wield/overbear?)

[giganto]

Banned for being denied his hunter/rogue skills.

[Hadiel]

Banned for using overbear on rodents!

[TheChosen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chadtherodentslayer @ Mar 25 2007, 02:21 AM) 284853</div>
Banned for being denied his hunter/rogue skills.
[/b]

[Himmler]

banned. this is no place for Chosen Ones

[Tulac]

Banned for eating people.

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for posting at 02:27 PM

(I wonder why Titan hasn't showed up yet. This must be his sort of game ;) )

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for winking on titan

[Hadiel]

Banned because this game is about banning people...

[TheChosen]

Banned because you dont know anything about Discworld MUD!

[Hadiel]

Banned because you've been right one too many times!
(Are you EX-KGB or something?)

[TheChosen]

Banned (and eliminated) because you think too much!

[FoxURA]

You are banned and eliminated for eliminating someone.

[#BlakhOle#]

Banned for eliminating the eliminator of the eliminated, err, eliminators 0_o

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for not just simply sayng banned for eliminating the eliminator

[TheChosen]

Banned for playing Blood.

[_r.u.s.s.]

>O banned for banning somebody for playng sacred :moment of silence: ..Blood..

[TheChosen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_r.u.s.s. @ Mar 29 2007, 10:21 AM) 285429</div>
>O banned for banning somebody for playng sacred :moment of silence: ..Blood..
[/b]

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for invalid logic (i did not ban you cause you play blood)

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for the hell of it

[Sol]

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS TOAST)

[The Bard]

Banned for the stupid meaning your nick has in my language

[Tulac]

Banned for pimping Himmler and r.u.s.s.

[Sol]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Bard @ Mar 30 2007, 10:43 AM) 285551</div>
Banned for the stupid meaning your nick has in my language
[/b]

Banned for implying I'm the centerpeice of a universe [assuming you're refering to sol being spanish (among other things) for 'sun', which ain't where my nic comes from]

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for implying that they speak Spanish in Zagreb

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for being to clever for his own good :)

[Romano]

Banned for fun :bleh:

[Mighty Midget]

Banned beause I have nothing better to do

[TheChosen]

Banned for being mightyer than me

[fmc83]

banned for his pic in front of his pic on his pc, in front of his pic on his pc, in front of his pic on his pc......

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for just making things up in order to ban someone

[fmc83]

Banned for not having proper glasses (take a closer look and you'll see what I mean)

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for suggesting "proper glasses" refers to something worn instead of containers of proper liquids "ah! these are what I call proper glasses of beer!"

[Sol]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Mar 30 2007, 04:47 PM) 285587</div>
Banned for implying that they speak Spanish in Zagreb
[/b]

Banned for not saying what language they do speak

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sol @ Mar 31 2007, 11:13 AM) 285668</div>
Banned for not saying what language they do speak
[/b]

banned for having never even heard of such a place anyway

[Tulac]

Banned for being ignorant of the place I live

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for being a union leader/onion leader.
"Where's Tulac?"
"Right next to Hoffa"

[Sol]

Banned for not answering my question :D

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for pretending to be asking questions :P

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for double posting

[giganto]

banned for having a rather large signature that takes peoples attention away from what you actually say.

[faeornran]

Banned for dissin' a brilliant bumper sticker. :P

[Iowa]

Banned for being a newbie spammer.

[TheChosen]

Banned.

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for being simple.

[Razvan28]

Banned for being a midget.

[Himmler]

banned for being a romanian Canalis Analis!

[Razvan28]

banned for being a baby

[Himmler]

banned for *meep* you :D

[Razvan28]

Banned for...... (let me think for what).

[Himmler]

banned cause you're in ploiesti (where it rains!)

[Tulac]

banned for not being in ploesti where it rains

[Iowa]

Banned for having enough time to accumulate that many posts.

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for wasting time.

[Razvan28]

Banned for not wasting time

[Mighty Midget]

Banned for turning what I say into something negative

[Ioncannon]

banned for whining

[chainsoar]

Banned for whining about whining. You whiner.

[TheChosen]

You, Mr, are banned, because you arent here currently!

[The Bard]

Banned for I'm too drunk to know better.

[fmc83]

Banned for wasting your jag in front of your computer

[Grinder]

Banned for using a german sig.

[fmc83]

banned for thinking, that people are paying attention to him

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for thinking they dont

[Himmler]

banned for banning a flamer who is also a gay activist

[TheChosen]

^Banned for being so offensive

[Himmler]

banned for being so offesive

[The Bard]

Banned for blaiming God in his sig.

[Himmler]

and not only there

[TheChosen]

Banned for pleasure

[Mighty Midget]

^Banned coz I don't know what I'm doing

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned for confusion.

[Dave]

Banned because I dunno how to ban you! :blink:

[Himmler]

banned cause you were drunk :D

[Lulu_Jane]

Banned because you were not.

[Himmler]

well i only had 5 beers

[TheChosen]

Banned for drinking and being drunk on Abandonia.

[Himmler]

wait..i wasn't drunk... :D

[Dave]

Banned cause you hate cops! (Or maybe cops hate you :whistling: )

[Himmler]

i have nothing against them...wtf LOL
banned for using mentos :P

[TheChosen]

Banned for being a target of blaming!

[nace]

banned because of continious suspitious behaviour of relatively corrupting the methods of the high-spirit society held by overwelmingly democraticly situated and wealthy persona in good health provided by doctors from around the globe, instantly contributing for a oppositional denial.

[Dave]

Banned cause ducks aren't good as chickens :drool:

[_r.u.s.s.]

banned for sexual abuse of chickens..and ducks