Monkeyisland Insults Exchange!

[lechuck]

You fight like a dairy farmer...

[Wael]

Originally posted by lechuck@Nov 18 2004, 09:08 PM
You fight like a dairy farmer...
How appropriate. You fight like a cow...

[lechuck]

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you....

[Wael]

Originally posted by lechuck@Nov 18 2004, 09:31 PM
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you....
He must have taught everything you know...

/My turn.../

No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do...

[lechuck]

Originally posted by Wael@Nov 18 2004, 09:35 PM
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do...
You run THAT fast?


//


I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.

[lechuck]

Originally posted by lechuck@Nov 18 2004, 09:08 PM
You fight like a dairy farmer...

Or to the sword trainer guy,
You must be thinking of someone else, I'm not a farmer.


The Chuck

[Yamcha]

Why are you always writing "the Chuck" under you posts?

[lechuck]

Just a personal joke because i'm lame! If it were french it'd be The Chuck...

Th... err, i mean LeChuck!

[wormpaul]

When you wanna go ahead...

It will be easy for people to recognize you then :whistle:

[lechuck]

Added a poll for more chat - sorry for clogging the board!

[Havell]

Originally posted by lechuck@Nov 18 2004, 09:38 PM
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why? Did you want to borrow one?

[Unknown Hero]

I must admit I forgot all of them! But now, when you insult eachother, I'm starting to remember! Keep insulting! :bleh:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Yeah I forgot them all as well. It's been about 6 maybe 7 years since I last did all this. Even though I have it now I never play it. :not_ok:

[The Settler]

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool!

:sniper:

[Sebatianos]

I'd be in real trouble if you started using them.

[The Settler]

My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!


:sneaky:

[Sebatianos]

Too bad no one has ever heard off you!

[The Settler]

You make me want to puke!

:sick:

[Sebatianos]

You make me think someone already did! :sick:

[The Settler]

OK... This one is a little harder:

You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!

[Sebatianos]

O-ho that's Monkey 3

Do I look that much like your fiance?

[The Settler]

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!

:eeeeeh:

[Havell]

At least mine can be identified!

[Sebatianos]

Soon youl be wearing my sword like a shishkabob! (or somehting like that,...)

[Havell]

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster!

[The Settler]

My last fight ended with my hands covered with/in blood.

[Sebatianos]

I hope you learned to stop picking your nose!

[Havell]

I hope that now you've learnt to stop picking your nose.

EDIT: Damn, beaten. (we both posted in the same minute).

[Sebatianos]

Aye maty!
But yer a good 'ne to be picking a fight with Argh!

My handkerchief will wipe your blood (damn - I must really play that game again - don't really remember the insoults - just the responses)!

[Havell]

Oh, so you finally got that job as a janitor then?

[The Settler]

So you got that job as janitor, after all? :bleh:

[The Settler]

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

[Sebatianos]

Even before they smell your breath?

[Strobe]

I wanted to make sure you feel comfortable with me!

[The Niles]

This has run its course. Locked.