Kick Up, Kiss Down

[Mighty Midget]

This game is simple.

Insult and stomp on the poster creep above you, and brown-nose yourself on the next poster

(even if it's tempting to let this out of hand, please stick to common forum decency ;) )

Of course you can do it. I LOVE your posts. Everyone you ever made!

[Lulu_Jane]

You Sir are neither Mighty or a Midget. In fact I'm tempted to call you A Moderate Gentleman of Moderate Height!

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Your words are like honey, your posts like fine wine, and your avatar rivals the beauty of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling...



(incidentally, I wonder how long this thread will last, 'till it disintergrates into mud-slinging? ;) )

[TheChosen]

Youre saying that youre living in a big mango. OOooOOoh! How funny!! <_<

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I bet you go on lots of dates.

[Mighty Midget]

Yeah, you're right. Want a tip for your first date? Too bad there won't be any

I'm lost in your words' unfathomable wisdom. Please, honor me with your company

[Lulu_Jane]

Never. Your company has the stench of the bourgiose about it.

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Please grace me with your fair words of wisdom. My internet is empty without you on it...

[TheChosen]

Idiot! Your modem is off!

My god youre awesome! Every word you type should be taken down in the history books!

[Mighty Midget]

edited for slowness :D

and every dirty word you ever made should be filed by the FBI

You simply stun me

[Lulu_Jane]

The only "stun" you'll be getting from me will be done via a phaser, or perhaps a laser, it just depends on my mood :whistling:

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My mind and soul boggles at the glory that is you!

[Mighty Midget]

By the look of your unsteady walk, I'd say you see a giant tequila bottle

How refreshing. At last someone on this forum with decency

[Lulu_Jane]

How true! You see, I like to provide a contrast to you.

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For you I would move mountains, cross deserts, swim oceans. I would do all of this (and more) just to read one of your posts...

[TheChosen]

Only an idiot would do such things for me.

Oh my god! Just look at you! You should be a president!

[Lulu_Jane]

When I become President the first law I pass shall ban your existence.

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Your way with words has me spellbound. No one works a keyboard like you do!

[Mighty Midget]

damn! too slow again

Well, if you eventually learn to read and write, I'm sure you'll be able to do something other than bang the keyboard with your fists like a gorilla

My! Those are the words of Truth and Beauty written in silver letters.

[Lulu_Jane]

You, Sir, should just simply be shot.

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You a like a shaft of gold, shining out when all around you is dark!

[Mighty Midget]

Hey'ey'ey! Keep your grubby paws off my necklace, and don't be a cheapo. Pay your electricity bills!

You should be a mod, you know, or an admin. You are way too good for this forum. I'm sure we will all obey your command.

[bobson]

I could be all that you mention, but I made one mistake -> I said I know you ... and they said that i can't ... you stupid

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I would like to be a keyboard to feel your touch every day, to know taht you look at me, to be close to this marvelous person

[ReamusLQ]

Then I guess you're out of luck, because neither do I touch nor do I let poor white trash touch me. If you were my keyboard I would pour a gallon of water onto your keys before attatching firecrackers all around it and send you to kingdom come.

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My day is more complete when I read your words on this forum, as let me feel a warming glow deep in my bossom. If only I could see your real face, I would be the happiest man on earth and would sing of my love for you from the top of the rooftops. In the middle of singing Romeo et Juliette I would insert a special aria that speaks of just you. I love you. I LOVE you! And nothing you say will ever change that!

[Scatty]

Keep away from me, you insane, ugly and senile old...something, or I'm gonna hack you apart with a chainsaw and then let the dogs have a feast on your bones!


Your gentle eyes shine like a deep ocean, your beaming smile fills my heart with unearthy happiness, and your soft, long hair is as golden as the young sun in the morning. Oh would I only be so lucky as to be allowed to admire your incomparable beauty, and nothing else would matter to me more than you.

[ReamusLQ]

I may be insane and ugly and an old..thing...but YOU'RE the sick freak who enjoys looking deep into my eyes. I guess that's a good thing though since you'll be under my hypnotic spell which means it will be that much easier to rip out your heart...

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...

[Blood-Pigggy]

You smell like a dog who's owner builds small model airplanes painstakingly for hours in his basement then douses them in gasoline and sets them on fire, then tries to carefully send them into the neighbor's house with the remote control hoping that it burns their home down.

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I love you because you think I'm sexy, and nothing you say will ever change that, and if you do say I'm not, then you're wrong, and are just jealous of all the women that touch my pecs even though it's extremely uncomfortable for me and I want to cry when they squeeze really hard.

[Mighty Midget]

Talking to the mirror again, are we? Ooooooh....kay! Time for your head-check. Now, off you go. And try not to attack your own reflections this time.

My life, nay, everyone's lives would be incomplete without your posts, if only to be able to gaze upon your avvy.

[Lulu_Jane]

And gazing will be all you'll ever do, for if your filthy fingers ever come anywhere near me I shall rip your bulging, crossed eyes from their fetid sockets.

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Oh Great One, please do us the awesome honour of gracing our monitors with your magnificent words. Because when you are absent from us it feels like we are missing a limb...

[bobson]

I hope Your monitor is NOT working, and if it works it'll burn your eyes

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I think I love you ....

[horrorist]

You think? Thats merely impossible!

Your wisdom, your genious crosses all borders and is beyond any measure. God speaks through you, dreams within any poet and sleeps within all other people.

[giganto]

Many things are impossible. You getting in a reasonable comeback, let alone ANYTHING that is even remotely comprehensive in the form of humor is clearly one of them.
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If there was one word for you... It. Would. Be. GOD. Or something along those lines, because I can't really think of anything to describe your unfathomable rainbowiness, and finesse in the art of speaking profoundly.

[Morrin]

chadtherodentslayer? Wow, that's just something very deep. Didn't know how to write it so you wrote it all together? And not even using a capital letter at the beginning? Rodent slayer? What is that supposed to be? Cannot do any better? There isn't more man in you? More like Chad, rodent slayed by weasel for such pathetic and limited minded rat you are.

You are pathetic. Go home and learn to write, imbesil.

[Lulu_Jane]

For forgetting to include a glowing complitment to the next poster - I curse you, I curse any children you may have already or may one day concieve, and I curse their children's children to forever be afflicted by the cruel spell that is, not knowing how to spell "imbecile."

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A day without you is like a lifetime without sunshine and moonlight, like an hour without oxygen, like an ocean without water. Will you join us here, Oh, Glorious One?

[Morrin]

Know that your feeble supersticious cursing doesn't make it any more confortable to you are somewhat useless and incapable member of this community. While you could write something sarcastic, smart or something that would even remotely hurt me, you satisfy in writing some half-angry cursing, propably ripped of from some 1930 b-class drama movie. I don't wonder, since women are so minor compared to men anyway.

[Lulu_Jane]

If I am minor to your major, believe me, you arrogant little twat, I'm more than happy - emulating you in any way (although apparently it may make me "somewhat less useless and capable") would make me sick to my stomach.

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Come on, join in dearheart - the water is lovely and warm.

[giganto]

all this constant bickering, and outright insults sickens me to the point of self-loathing. all of you shall get your just rewards in the afterlife when you are flambayed alive and digested by the devil.
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your kindness is only comparable to your everlasting beauty

[win98]

Id rather look at the ground than at you.

Your sentences are so fine I wish they would stay on my screen permanently.

[giganto]

a master of critisism, you are not, you ignorant puss-bucket of stupidity.
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the elequency of you speech is so breathtakingly spectacular, that i find myself to be completely and utterly dumbfounded.

[TheChosen]

That means youre stupid.

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Youre a god-like!

[giganto]

Where'd you get that, the idiots guide to idiocy?
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Nay, i am not god-like, for i am not worthy of your presence, let alone your compliments, oh merciful one.

[HomerDOHSimpson]

And because you're not godlike you deserve it to die.

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I can give you whatever you want.

[giganto]

whered you go to school, Hooked on Phonics High?
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if you could give me one thing, i wish that it would be death, for i am not worthy of anything.