Happy Birthday Mika And Aaberg!

[Unknown Hero]

Yay, I'm the first one to congrate you! Happy birthday, both!

This is my story:
First usual procedure - :happybday: and :tnx:
Later on they'll :cheers: and :smoke: while listening to background :band:
After that someone will :blow: someone and that other person will react somekind like this: :karate: :box: !
Then the guys will :wub: and :kiss: and :whip: !
Later they'll feel :eeeeeh: and will :sick: !
The day after, their parents will come into their bedrooms and get :twisted: ! Parents will get even more :pissed: :ranting: ! They'll get :banned: and have to :hammer: everything!
When the work is done, they'll feel like :angel: !
But they have forgotten the dinning room!

I'm outta here! :ph34r:

[Rogue]

LOL

Happy B-Day to both of you guys!

UH, do you ever sleep? :w00t: :bleh: :tomato:

[wendymaree]

Today it's the Mika and Aaberq show!! :king:

Have a :happybday:

:kiss:

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Anubis@Nov 17 2004, 02:23 AM
LOL

Happy B-Day to both of you guys!

UH, do you ever sleep? :w00t: :bleh: :tomato:
Who? Me? :yawn:
Whole day! :bleh:

[Kosta]

Wow, two VIPs having a birthday on the same day! I hope the mega-update does justice to this special event! :D

:happybday: guys and lotsa :Brain:

[Titan]

:cheers: m8z!

Hope you enjoy it goooooooood! (don't get tooooo waisted)

[Sebatianos]

What can I say - too bad there's not an international party - I think we'd all show up for an abandoni VIP party!!!

:band: :bannana: :cheers: :happybday: :party: :drunk: :sick: :smoke: :roflol: :happybday:

Mika - all the best to you (sorry I don't really know you) <span style=\'color:blue\'>HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ps - give your little Lea a :kiss:

[Stroggy]

congratulations on this, the day of your
[ ]Marital Seremony
[ ]Birthday
[ ]son's birth
[ ]daughter's birth
[ ]mother-in-law's death

(mark appropriate space with X)

[FreeFreddy]

Congratulations to both of you, and happy enjoyable birthday. Have a nice party (hopefully) and - don't worry, be happy! :D :happybday:

[wormpaul]

Happy Brithday

:band: :band: :band:

:bannana: :bannana: :bannana: :bannana:

:angel: :angel:

[Tom Henrik]

Hooray!! :w00t:

[Yamcha]

Happy birthday.Are you going to make a party :whistle:

[Data]

Congratulations to both of you. Two valuable members having their birthday! :happybday:

[Puffin]

Happy Birthday, guys!! :cheers:

Have fun :happybday:


:max:

[aaberg]

Thanks guys. :D

*Looks away and wipes off a tear*

You are all the best. :pimp:

Even on my birthday I have been at work. :eeeeeh: But what the hell, I'm home now, I've got a beer in my hand, the kid is not screaming. Life is great :Brain: .

To all the girls: :kiss:
To all the guys: :blow:

Lets get drunk :drunk:

me --> :cheers: <-- you

[Indie]

^_^ Happy birthday :ok: :party:

[TheVoid]

Yeah. :cheers:
Sadly I don't know Mika that much, but I hope he gets loads of fun!!!!
Mika------> LOL :king: :roflol: :Brain:
And I wrote a walkthrough for the bestseller LucasArts game known as
Aaberg: The Quest For The Beer - version 1.0http://www.abandonia.com/~thevoid/Gallery/Indy2.png


Birthday
-GO to kitchen
-OPEN fridge
-GET beer
-CLOSE fridge
-OPEN beer
You need some tools. Won't open with bare hands.
-LOOK FOR bottle opener
You try, but don't find any.
-LOOK FURTHER FOR bottle opener
Hey, there's a bottle opener. You didn't notice it before.
-USE bottle opener with beer
You try to open the bottle with the bottle opener, but the tool breaks with a *CRACK* sound.
-SWEAR
%&$ ?@#*!!!!!!!!!! You feel slightly better, but the beer won't be opened by the mere power of dirty words.
-LOOK AT beer
It's in your hand, cold and sexy, but as inviolable as a medieval virgin wearing a chastity belt.
-OPEN beer
Haha. It's as tight as before, if not worse.
-LOOK for Nasty Bottle Opener Of Any Kind
You do a quick search. Find nothing. What did you expect, DUH!
-INVENTORY
You got:
a beer
a broken bottle opener
an English-Danish dictionary
the Graal Diary
a whip
money
some pocket fluff
a plastic flamingo
two condoms
a screwdriver
a BFG2k

-USE BFG2k with bottle
You ran out of ammo.
-DUMP BFG2k
Done.
-USE whip with bottle
Who do you think you are, Aaberg? Indiana Jones?
-USE whip with yourself
Ouch!
-OPEN fridge
-LOOK INTO fridge
As you expected, no other beers. You see a coke, a bottle of water, and some milk.
-GET milk
Why?
-GET THE FU***NG milk
Ok, ok. Hope you know what you're doing.
-CLOSE fridge.
You're getting thirsty.
-DRINK milk
What, you're not drinking it. You're an adult. Want some fresh alcohol.
-GO TO pc
There you are!!!
-OPEN Internet browser
-TYPE http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1490
It's a topic about your birthday! All for you! You feel so happy!
You can't help, a tear comes out.
-WIPE OFF tear
You're back to your aaberg standard.
-BROWSE forum
You enjoy browsing the forum. Suddenly, you hear a baby crying.
-DON'T CARE
What! Go see what's up, you heartless!
-SNORT
I HEARD YOU!!!!
-GO TO Lea's room
-LOOK around
Your baby is there, crying.
-ASK "WHAZZUP" to baby
Don't be silly.
-CALM her down
You won't do with mere words.
-GET "Zen Wonderful Manual of Calming Down Babies"
Done.
-READ it
It's confusing at first, but later you feel the ancient Eastern knowledge flooding into you. You feel wiser, or just a bit stoned.
You're VERY thirsty now.
-USE ZEN POWER with Lea
She stops crying. You think you're really going to read more books.
After 30 seconds, you dump the idea.
-LOOK AT Lea
She is calm, but still seems like she's expecting something from you.
-GIVE money to Lea
Don't be fool! Do this only when she'll ASK for it!
Suddenly, your father istinct informs you that she could be hungry/thirsty.
-GIVE milk to Lea
She drinks it, and give it back to you. She shows a broad smile now.
Seeing her drink milk has made you thirsty to death. You're probably going to die. Your mind starts filling with crazy ideas. You put the craziest into reality.
-GIVE beer to Lea
She gets it, looks at it curiously, and open it with a loud SNAP.
-SAY F**K YOU to the game
OK, I think I deserve it after all.
-DRINK beer
:D :[img]http://www.abandonia.com/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> :beer: :happybday:


The End!



Have fun! :Brain:

[FreeFreddy]

Haha, now that's a gift... :blink: LOL
Well written! :ok:

[Puffin]

LOL LOL

Snilld :ok:

[Unknown Hero]

Well done Void, beautifull work! Have you ever thought about making an adventure game? (you are good at writeing, at drawing, you have good imagination..)

[Yamcha]

Myabe the adventures of aaberg and the beer LOL LOL LOL

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I'm probably a bit late but happy birthday. :ok:

[aaberg]

Wow. A textbased adventure just for me. I am amazed!!. If I ever get a crazy idea about making an adventure game, I will ask you to write the story :sneaky: . There is only one thing about the adventure that is unrealistic: I can open a beer with almost anything (knifes, forkes, keys, shovels, other beers (And I always have more than one), CD covers, You name it)

Thanx again guys. You are the best! :cheers:



:band: :borg:

:Jesus:

[Omuletzu]

Hey were's the RPG master?

Anyway a late Happy birthday to you both!

[mika]

Wow guys, thanks a lot. I can't believe I missed my own party :)
Sorry I haven't been around lately, but work has been unforgivable. Hopefully soon it will relax a bit and let me live a little.

[wormpaul]

Originally posted by mika@Nov 30 2004, 07:54 AM
Wow guys, thanks a lot. I can't believe I missed my own party :)

Well i can say...

we had a great party here :cheers: :cheers:

[Unknown Hero]

Yeah! Don't miss your own funeral when it comes to time! :ph34r: