Extreme Warfare Revenge - Round Two!

[TheChosen]

Welcome to the Extreme Warfare Revenge. This is the Abandonia topic.

Abandonia Wrestling Stars:

Bruce Portnoy
Canadian wrestler and rockstar, who's got tattoos on his arms. He's both fast and strong.
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: The Dethfire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Shining_Wizard)
Billed from: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Entrance theme: Iron Maiden- 2 Minutes To Midnight

Clarissa Harlowe
Highly sophisticated bore, who likes to whack people with her bible and is very skilled at stabbing people with a quill pen.
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: Virtue Overlord (Or Overload) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Heart_punch)
Billed from: Great Britain
Entrance theme: All Things Bright & Beautiful

DakaSha
A mysterious luchadore wrestler, who wears robes instead of mask. Also called "protector of the nature"
Side: Reloaded Tweener
Finisher: Call of the Wild (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_aerial_techniques#Senton_bo mb)
Billed from: From parts unknown
Entrance theme: Eye of the Tiger

Dims
A jolly, big & fat wrestler, who brawls his opponents into canvas.
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: Belly to Beergut Slam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suplex#High_angle_belly_to_back_suplex)
Billed from: Australia
Entrance theme: Weird Al Yankovic: Fat

Eamonn O'Irishman
Cares about music and kicking behind. Nothing else. Fighting style is simplistic (punch, kick, headbutt...etc.), and is reliant on strength
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Machine Headbutt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Battering_ram)
Billed from: Cork, Ireland
Entrance theme: Ave Santani

Farthing Ogre
Farthing guy, who doesnt like anyone, cause nobody doesnt like him.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Lethal Fart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart)
Billed from: Lusitânia
Entrance theme: Jingle Bell (in farts)

Fifth Power
A mysterious ninja, who's neither good or evil.
Side: Abandonia Tweener
Finisher: Chain Strangle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_choke)
Billed from: Parts unknown
Entrance theme: Smoke Cloud

Frodi
A hobbit who destroy her opponents with big, hairy feet. She also has the one ring...
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: The Hobbit Stomper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Double_foot_stomp)
Billed from: Shireland
Entrance theme: Possession by Sisters Of Mercy

Gregor
A suicidal, Death-defying communist.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Sharp Scyte (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leg_drop#Guillotine_leg_drop). Mega Hammer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunner_%28professional_wrestling%29#Rolling_stunn er)
Billed from: Slovenia
Entrance theme: Katyusha

Greywolf
A martial-arts using loner and philosopher.
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: The Rail Kick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superkick)
Billed from: The jungle's of Phillipines
Entrance theme: Vicarious by Tool

Jesse Jack
High-flying, limousine driving, kiss stealing, wheeling, deeling son-of-a-gun!
Side: He doesnt belong in any roster. He's the boss. Face
Finisher: Jesse Jack Stunner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunner_%28professional_wrestling%29)
Billed from: Finland
Entrance theme: The Final Countdown

Kenyon
The Undergrounds bodyguard.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Billed from: The parts unknown
Finisher: ChokeSlam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chokeslam)
Entrance theme: Currently none

La Lulu
A total psycho. He loves to confuse and play mind games with his opponents. Very fast fighter.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Vulvic Clamp (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_wrestling_throws#Samoan_drop)
Billed from: Bangkok, Thailand
Entrance theme: Tom Waits: Hoist That Flag

Lobo Scat The Wild
A mysterious extremist from outer space. He love's cigars, motorcycles and good fights.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Buzzsault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonsault)
Billed from: Somewhere from space
Entrance theme: Currently none

Luscious Lance
A gay-boy with great hair. Slaps a lot and he also loves to use grappling moves
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: The Pink Pound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Lou_Thesz_press)
Billed from: USA
Entrance theme: Village People: YMCA

Mighty Boggit
A burly, savage and fierce caveman. He has a huge club.
Side: Abandonia Face
Finisher: The Lamb Chop Drop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Cannonball)
Billed From: The Sty, Lower Middle Earth
Entrance theme: Search & Destroy by Iggy & the Stooges

Sebatianos
High Flying technical wrestler, who's on a quest to claim the title and glory.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: Flying Clothesline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Flying_clothesline)
Billed from: The Island of Dissidents
Entrance theme: Motorhead- Ace of Spades

Tai'kara
Highly Charismatic Technical wrestler, who's also fast. She's a student of world religion, but for some reason she wears military stuff.
Side: Reloaded Face
Finisher: White Wash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Facewash)
Billed from: USA
Entrance theme: Revelations 22:20

The Baron Formerly known as Joe Steel
A weak, but quick son-of-a-*****. He stands against everything, especially America.
Side: Reloaded Heel
Finisher: Abuse the Rights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_holds#Camel_clutch)
Billed from: Oakland, California
Entrance theme: Beethoven's 5th Symphony

The Underground
A priest of darkness who's religion is violence. He loves to gather followers who will fight for him.
Side: Abandonia Heel
Finisher: 360 Moonsault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonsault#Corkscrew_moonsault), Going to Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Spear)
Billed from: Hell
Entrance theme: Funeral March

White Dragon
Strong and Good natured guy, but when he becomes angry....
Side: Abandonia Face
Finisher: Claw Grip (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_holds#Tongan_death_grip). Dragonfury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropkick#Missile_dropkick)
Billed from: Hungary
Entrance theme: Nightwish: End Of All Hope

Current champions:
Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: The Baron
Abandonia Tag Team Champions: Vacated
Abandonia Hardcore Champion: Bruce Portnoy


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[The Punisher]

sorry, but what is this...?

[A. J. Raffles]

A forum game.

[TheChosen]

January 6. 2007.

Huge fireworks explode at the entrance. The crowd cheers. The show is about to start! The PWA announcers, Maikel (who's wearing a tuxedo and a cap) and Beef (who's wearing a small pink ballerina dress) welcome everyone to show. They both introduce the matche's that are in the program card: The opener match of Palkki vs Frodi, Tag Team Championship match, Clarissa Harlowe vs The Underground in a Hardcore match and the ultimate 20 person battle royal for the heavyweight title!

Asssistants carry two stools in the ring. Beef announce's that we will start the show with his interview segment, the Beef-show. Beef introduce's the first visitor, the General Manager of Pro Wrestling Abandonia, Jesse Jack.

Jesse Jack makes his entrance. He's a tall wrestler, wearing a long leather jacket, top hat and sunglasses, all of them are black.

Jesse Jack enters the ring, sit's on the stool and begins the interview:

Segment 1: Host Angle.

Beef: Okay Jesse. What do you think of tonight's show?
Jesse remove's his sunglasses.
Jesse: What do I think? I think its awesome; We will see amazing style, dangerous weapons, lots of blood and sexy women. My wrestlers will create the worlds best wrestling show's, starting today.
Cheers.
Beef: What do you think of the wrestler's you hired.
Jesse: I think theyre great. These guys can perform some of the most dangerous moves, they'l put their body on the line for fame and money.
Beef: Many have noticed that there are lots of finns in the roster. Why?
Jesse: I dont know. They just wanted to become wrestlers and I gave them a change and some training.
Beef: Youre a finn too. Does this mean that youre going to favor them.
Jesse: No, no! Of course not! I'l treat every wrestler equally. No matter if theyre from Finland, USA or Afganistan.
Beef: What about your little sister, Palkki?
She's a violent one. I had few fights against him and belive me: He always won me.
Beef: Does this mean that Frodi is going to lose her match tonight.
Jesse: I dont care who wins or who loses. I just want to create awesome wrestling show's.
Beef: Thanks for the interview, and good luck to the show.
Jesse: Thank you.

*cheers and Final Countdown is played. Jesse play's with the crowd for while until he leave's the ring.*

Results: Overall rating: 66%

Segment 2: Match: Palkki vs Frodi.

Before the match starts, referee takes Palkki's Kendo Stick. When he turns away, Palkki attack's Frodi, delivering him a spear. He pins, but Frodi kicks out.
At the end of the match, Palkki gets frustrated. He grab's her kendo Stick and strike's Frodi with it. Referee has no choice but to disqualify Palkki for the weapon use.
Winner: Frodi by Disqualification
Palkki goes temper tantrum. She attack's both Frodi and referee with the kendo stick and she leaves them both lying on the ring bleeding.

Results: Overall rating: 62%. Crowd reaction: 51%. Match quality: 71%.

Segment 3: Interview of the Two Guys From Finland.

Juni Ori and Potatoe-fiend are giving an interview on backstage.
Maikel: Ladie's and gentleman, the Two Guys from Finland has something to say.
Juni Ori: Tänä iltana me suomalaiset saamme vihdoin loistaa.
Potato-fiend: Tonight, we will win the Tag Team titles.
Juni Ori: Katsokaa nyt meidän vastustajiamme: Pari puun-halaaja, opettaja, ninja, hullu ja kommunisti? Onko näistä muka uhkaa meille suomalaisille??
Potato-fiend: Our opponents are no treat to us.
Juni Ori: Perkele! Saatanan kusipäät! Tänä iltana te kyllä saatte turpaanne!! Varsinkin sinä Lulu, koska olet nainen!!! Perkele!!
Potato-fiend: Were gonna crush you.
Juni Ori: (To Maikel) Painu sinä vittu jonnekkin muualle! Me mennään nyt kehään!! (slams Maikel into the wall).

Results: Overall rating: 72%.

Segment 4: 4 Tag Team elimination match: Juni Ori & Potato-fiend (Two Guys from Finland) vs DakaSha & Greywolf (Warriors of Nature) vs Fifth Power & Sebatianos vs La Lulu & Gregor.

This match goes in elimination rules. When one member of the team is pinned, disqualified or the member sumbits, the team is out. The remaining team will win the titles.
Eliminations:
DakaSha pinned La Lulu after a Senton, eliminating Team La Lulu & Gregor.
Sebatianos pinned Potatoe-fiend after he threw chalk into his eyes. The referee didnt saw this.
Greywolf pinned Sebatianos with a Rail Kick, after Juni Ori threw Sebatianos with a beer bottle.
Winners and the new Abandonia Tag Team Champions: DakaSha & Greywolf, The Warriors of Nature

Result: Overall rating: 61%. Crowd reaction: 44%. Match quality: 78%.

Segment 5: Other angle.

The camera show's The Baron, who's in the backstage area. He's talking into a cellphone.
Baron: Yes, yes. If you help me to win the title, I will grand you a title match against me. How does that sound?
Baron: I promise you. If Jesse doesnt want the match, I'l bribe him. I have lots of money.
Baron: Great! Thank you and goodbye.
Baron puts the cellphone in pocket.
Baron: Hey! What are you doing!
Baron punche's the camera-man. Camera falls into the floor.

Result: Overall rating: 79%.

Segment: 6: Clarissa Harlowe vs The Underground: Hardcore Match.

This match is a hardcore match, where there are no rules. This means that weapons are allowed.
The match is bloody and violent. They both use various weapons, including chairs, baseball bats, thumbtacks, shopping carts and barbed wire.
At the end of the match, Underground slam's Clarissa into a barbed wire and pins her.
Winner: The Underground.

Result: Overall rating: 69%. Crowd reaction: 58%. Match Quality: 80%.

Segment 7: 20 wrestler Battle Royal.
After 19 wrestler's have entered the ring, Jesse Jack make's his entrance. He announce's that Frodi is too injured to participate tonight and he will replace her.

Battle Royal is an elimination match. When wrestler is throwed out from the ring, he is eliminated.

Elimination:
1. Juni Ori eliminated Eamonn O'Irishman
2. After Eamonn was eliminated, Clarissa left the ring while complaining about her back.
3. Bruce Portnoy eliminated Fifth Power
4. Baron & Gregor eliminated La Lulu
5. Palkki eliminated Sebatianos
6. Tai'kara eliminated Juni Ori
7. Juni Ori elminated Tai'kara. Juni pulled her with him.
8 & 9. Bruce Portnoy eliminated both The Underground and White Dragon with a double clothesline.
10. Potatoe-fiend eliminated Farthing Ogre with the help of Juni Ori.
11. Potato-fiend was elminated by Tai'kara. Tai returned to the ring with the chair and attacked Potatoe-fiend. Potatoe-fiend left the ring and escaped to the backstage. Tai tried to follow him but Juni attacked her.
12. Palkki was elminated by Baron
13. Jesse Jack eliminated Bruce Portnoy
14. Gregor and Baron elminated Greywolf
15. Gregor and Baron elminated DakaSha
Left in the ring: Baron, Gregor, Jesse Jack, Luscious Lance & Dims.
16. Dims was elminated by Jesse Jack.
17. Baron & Gregor eliminated Jesse Jack.
18. After the previos elimination, Gregor suddenly threw Baron out of the ring, eliminating him.
19. Luscious Lance eliminated Gregor.

Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: Luscious Lance

Result: Overall rating: 60% Crowd reaction: 48%. Match quality: 72%.


Overall rating of the whole show: 66%. (Not bad).
Our show was attented by 70 people! We made 240$ for the ticket sale's.

[The Punisher]

okay......? Woah! This is so fun, what a game!

[TheChosen]

"ProWrestlingAbandonia.com reports that the General Manager, Jesse Jack, has decided to give Gregor a title shot. On next week, Gregor will go one on one against Luscious Lance for the Abandonia Heavyweight Champion."

NOTE: Website doesnt exist.

[The Punisher]

Wooohoooo! I dont get a sh17 but... im watching.... btw the website doesnt exists :bleh: ;)

[Frodo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Dec 9 2006, 08:52 AM) 270994</div>
Welcome to the Extreme Warfare Revenge. This is the Abandonia topic.

Frodi
A hobbit who destroy her opponents with big, hairy feed</span>. She also has the one ring...
Side: Reloaded <span style="color:#6633FF">Face
Finisher: The Hobbit Stomper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Double_foot_stomp)
Billed from: Shireland
Entrance theme: Possession by Sisters Of Mercy
Latest news: Won a match against Palkki by disqualification. She was replaced by Jesse Jack at the Battle Royal because of Eye injury.
This topic on Reloaded (http://www.reloaded.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=2184&st=0)
[/b]

Can you fix this to say feet, not feed, please. :)

[Lulu_Jane]

Damn that slimy Gregor - La Lulu is not impressed :D

[Quintopotere]

It seems that Fifth Power was not at is best... but you will see him crashing his opponents in the next matches :sneaky:

[TheChosen]

Announcement: On next week's show, were gonna see a Triple Treat Hardcore match between Palkki, Bruce Portnoy and The Underground. The winner of this match will win a new title that I have installed: The Hardcore Title!

I have chosen these tree, because:
1. Both Palkki and Underground are violent competitors.
2. Bruce made most eliminations in the battle royal.

EDIT: Also, Juni & Frodi are looking for a tag team partner for a tag team match against Bruce Portnoy, Tai'kara and Frodi. They got two weeks to find the partner. You want to help them...

[punch999]

PALKKI,BRUCE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Because fate has odd ways of deciding what is going to happen to you. You saw what I did to clarrisa. Barbed wire! BARBED WIRE! CAN YOU STAND THE PAIN! Well Clarrisa couldn't. And remember... When you are in the ring with me. Morphine won't be enough for you to not feel the pain. Of the Hard cold cement, Barbedwire, chairs, Lighttubes (Can there please be lightubes) , Fire , Tables. Well I could go on forever. But your life. Will not. Because when your in the ring with the underground I will be sending you 6 feet under. And that is the gospel truth.


(Random black guy comes out of no where.)
"OH MAH BROTHA TESTIFIED!"

(You will get the joke if you are a big wrestling fan)

[Quintopotere]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Dec 11 2006, 11:55 AM) 271293</div>
EDIT: Also, Juni & Frodi are looking for a tag team partner for a tag team match against Bruce Portnoy, Tai'kara and Frodi. They got two weeks to find the partner. You want to help them...
[/b]
Is the same wrestler fighting in two teams? :blink:

[Frodo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Dec 11 2006, 10:55 AM) 271293</div>
EDIT: Also, Juni & Frodi are looking for a tag team partner for a tag team match against Bruce Portnoy, Tai'kara and Frodi. They got two weeks to find the partner. You want to help them...
[/b]


Heehee. Im fighting against myself. That should be fun. :whistling:

Quintopotere, it should be Juni & Potatoe-Fiend against me, Tai'kara, and Bruce Portnoy - http://www.reloaded.org/forum/index.php?sh...2184&st=150 (http://www.reloaded.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=2184&st=150)

[Scatty]

The Scourge of the Universe, Lobo Scat the Wild asks for an admittance to enter the tournament. You can see a fragment of his last won battle right there below. Be warned that he won't ask a second time due to a lack of patience and a desire to kill something (and an absence of his favourite cigar mark) :titan:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8100/bankszw6.th.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bankszw6.jpg)

[punch999]

Guys use some realistic gimmicks. THis isn't sci fi this is pro wrestling for god sakes don't use midgets or monkeys or aliens as your gimmick

[TheChosen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(#Alex# @ Dec 14 2006, 12:24 AM) 271616</div>
Guys use some realistic gimmicks. THis isn't sci fi this is pro wrestling for god sakes don't use midgets or monkeys or aliens as your gimmick
[/b]

It doesnt really matter.

There are lots of weird gimmicks out there: Midget wrestlers (yes, there IS midget wrestling), Clown gimmick (Doink the Clown), Dead-man gimmick (The Undertaker), Amish gimmick (Roadkill), Penis-costume gimmick (The johnsons), plumber gimmick, dentist gimmick....the list is long.

And Alex, Im considering an idea to make the 3 vs 3 match bigger. And Im going to add you in!

Its gonna be Bruce Portnoy, Frodi, Clarissa Harlowe & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potato-fiend, their mystery partner and The Underground.

Youre in?

@Scatty: Im trying to add your character in. Stay tuned for his awesome debut.

Announcement: Next week, were going to see a number-one contender match. Four persons will fight in the ring and the winner will challenge either Luscious Lance or Gregor (depends on who wins) for a Abandonia Heavyweight Championship match next week. In the match, there will be two from Abandonia and two from Reloaded.

EDIT: Alex, here's a message from Bruce Portnoy (also known as DeathDude)

*Claps weakily* Wow what a speech, are you finished? Because all I hear is talk from you Underground, you may have been victorious in your hardcore match, but your not going up against just anyone. Your going up against Bruce Portnoy, the one who eliminated the most competitors in the battle royal, including you Underground. Barb Wire? *Yawn* you may think your hardcore, but wait till you face off against me, and I won't be coming alone *Leans on a ladder* you will face the wrath of not only this weapon, but tables, chairs, kendo sticks, whatever I get my hands on, just bring it. As for you Palkki, watch out yourself, because I'm going all out for the title. *Walks away*

[Shrek]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Dec 9 2006, 10:20 AM) 271007</div>
January 6. 2007.

10. Potatoe-fiend eliminated Farthing Ogre with the help of Juni Ori.
11. Potato-fiend was elminated by Tai'kara. Tai returned to the ring with the chair and attacked Potatoe-fiend. Potatoe-fiend left the ring and escaped to the backstage. Tai tried to follow him but Juni attacked her.
[/b]
THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! :angry: That Juni guy must be disqualified! How dares he helping my opponent? :titan:

:D That's cool, Jesse; when can we have some more of this "stuff"? :w00t:

[TheChosen]

Tomorrow, hopefully. It depends If I can resist the urge to surf around the net.

[TheChosen]

January 13, 2007

Its time for the second Abandonia Arena. Maikel (who's wearing the same suit and cap) & Beef (who's wearing even smaller dress) welcome everyone and introduce today's card: Four person number one conteder match, tag team championship match, heavyweight championship match and the three person hardcore match for the hardcore title. They also talk about the upcoming 8 person tag team match.

Segment 1: 1 vs 1 angle.
La Lulu make's her entrance.
La Lulu: Last week, a couple of crazy mother******* backstabbed me! And I want them here! Right now!
She looks at the entrance!
La Lulu: Gregor & Baron! Get in here now!
Baron make's his entrance. He stands at the entrance.
Baron: Look Lulu, do you seriously think you will get a match tonight? Against Gregor? Ha!
Baron: Gregor is busy tonight and Im sure he doesnt have time to face no-one's like you after he wins the tit...
La Lulu: Why the **** are you protecting that Son-of-a****?!?! Dont you remember!!! That bastard eliminated you at the battle royal!! He betrayed you and me!
Baron: Hold it right there!! Me and Gregor had a deal! Gregor promised me that he will give me a title shot after he wins the title!
La Lulu: You idiot! Do you think you can get a title shot! Look at it! There will be a number one conteder match tonight! He will get a match next week! You wont be getting your match now, next week or never!!
Baron: Im....eh....you...yargh! Shut up you ***hole!! Im going down there to bet the hell out of you!!
Baron slams the microphone to floor and starts walking to the ring. La Lulu throws her microphone away and shouts: Come on! Lets see what you got!
Suddenly Jesse Jack make's his entrance.
Jesse Jack: Hold it hold it hold it! I didnt see you two in today's card!
Jesse Jack: However, since you two seem to be ready, why not? Get in here referee! Lets start the match! La Lulu and Baron will go one on one, tonight & now!

*ding**ding**ding*

Results: Overall rating: 72%

Segment 2: 1 vs 1 match: La Lulu vs The Baron
La Lulu defeats Baron easily and finishe's the match with Vulvic Clamp.
Winner: La Lulu
After this, La Lulu leaves the ring and grabs a chair. He returns to the ring and start beating Baron with a chair. She give's him several shots, making him bleed. She then shouts: Gregoor! Im goming for you!!

Results: Overall rating: 43 %. Crowd Reaction: 27%. Match Quality: 60%.

Segment 3: Other angle.
Camera show's Bruce Portnoy, who's lying on a ground, bleeding. Medic's & Jesse Jack are taking care of him. Suddenly Frodi & Clarissa walk into the room.
Frodi: What happened?
Jesse: I dont know. It looks like Bruce has been attacked.
Clarissa: Attacked?!
Jesse: Yes.
Frodi: Is he going to be allright?
Medic: Yes, he will be fine, but he wont be wrestling tonight.
Jesse: That means he cant participate in hardcore match. I must think this carefully...
Jesse enters his office and slams the door.

Results: Overall rating: 71%.

Segment 4: Tag team match. The Warriors of Nature vs Sebatianos & Fifth Power
At the end of the match, Sebatianos prepares to deliver Super Kick to Greywolf. However, he accidently delivers his move to Fifth Power. Greywolf spears Sebatianos and DakaSha pins Fifth Power
Winners and still the Tag Team champions: Warriors of Nature
Sebatianos tries to leave the ring, but Fifth Power grabs him. They both stare each other for while. There seems to be lot of tension between these two.

Results: Overall rating: 64%. Crowd Reaction: 42%. Match Quality: 87%.

Segment 5: Authority angle.
Palkki's standing in a ring for a interview.
Maikel: Palkki. Tonight, you will be participating in a hardcore match. However, now that Bruce is in hospital, youre only going to have to face The Underground. What are youre toughts?
Palkki: I got the same toughts just like every wrestler has: Its gonna be tough. Its gonna be violent.
Maikel: Arent you worried?
Palkki: Worried? Why the hell should I? Im the hardcore-princess! Underground? Bah! He's just a huge kid who like's to play with barbed wire! I on the other hand, have wrestled with many weapons.
Palkki: Look Maikel, have you ever seen a match where wrestlers attack each others with light tubes? Or how about acid? Scorpion pools? Ha! I have even used staple guns! Fighting against Underground will be child's play!
Jesse: Palkki!
Jesse Jack's face has appeared on Titantron.
Jesse: I just wanted to say thatyou will be doomed.
The picture goes dark and It now show's The Underground.
Underground: Palkki.....it looks like youre experienced on pain. But guess what: I dont feel pain.
Underground: Tonight Palkki, we wont be fighting in a hardcore match. I talked to your big brother, and he promised that you and I will be fighting in a whole different match.
Underground: It is gonna be a Barbed Wire match!
Underground: You say youre a hardcore princess? Well then Im the hardcore prince. No wait! Im the hardcore god! You will be bathing in your blood tonight, cause I aint gonna give mercy. The barbed wire will rip your flesh. I dont matter if this match kills you....
The screen fade's into black.
Suddenly the arena lights turn off. When they return, The Underground is standing in the ring. Palkki escapes.

Results: 82%.

Segment 6: Match: 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1.
This match is for the number one contendership. The participants are: Dims, White Dragon, Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre.
At the end of the match, White Dragon strike's Claw Grip to Eamonn. Eamonn faints and White Dragon is declared winner.
Winner: White Dragon

Results: Overall rating: 57%. Crowd Reaction: 37%. Match Quality: 78%.

Segment 7: Match: Gregor vs Luscious Lance.
This match will be for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title.
After a long fight, Gregor finally gets the upper hand. Gregor strike's the mega hammer and pins.
Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: Gregor

Results: Overall rating: 67%. Crowd Reaction: 54%. Match Quality: 81%.

Segment 8: Barbed Wire match: The Underground vs Palkki.
This is a barbed wire match. The ring ropes are replaced with barbed wire and there are no rules.
After a long, bloody beating, two men wearing robes enter the ring. The first one throws acid into Undergrounds face and second one give's him chair shots. After this, Palkki locks Underground in a sharpshooter and make's him tap.
Winner and the first Abandonia Hardcore champion: Palkki

Results: Overall rating: 50%. Crowd reaction: 35%. Match Quality: 65%.

Overall rating of the show: 61%.
Again, the show was attented by 70 people. We again earned 240$.

[Mighty Midget]

RRROOOOAAAARRRGGGHHHH!! Me search! Me Find! Me chop your chops! Mighty Boggit will destroy! Fear me! Tremble! No scatty threats to me pose! I'll shove my fingers up your nose!

[punch999]

Hey chosen I have a friend online who wants to be my tag partner.
Think tyson tomko. He wants to be my body guard.

[TheChosen]

Okay, I just need all the required info.

Mighty Midget's "caveman" character will also join in our federation.

[punch999]

His name will be Kenyon and he will have a body guard gimmick. Male. around 30 and Great brawler and a heavyweight. Little too no charisma and doesn't speak

[Quintopotere]

:ranting:
That ***** Sebastianos! :titan:

He made Fifth Power loosing again!!! :ranting:

I feel really angry :wallbash:

[Playbahnosh]

Raaargh! White Dragon is da winzorz! Told ya, don't make him angry ;)

[TheChosen]

Sorry for the late announcement:

I wont be posting new reports until the speed-problem is fixed.

[TheChosen]

Thanks for the patience.

I will continue the posting soon, but first, I have a major announcement.

We will drop the Extreme Warfare Revenge game and move onto the next version, Total Extreme Wrestling 2005.

I will post some more info after I have managed to find the full version.

Since TEW 05 is much more complex than EWR, people can now make their own gimmicks. If you want to make your own gimmick, tell me.

Also, If you havent made a character, but you want to join, do it now.

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Jan 4 2007, 09:45 AM) 273204</div>
Also, If you havent made a character, but you want to join, do it now.
[/b]

Ehrm... weeeeell? Where is he? I haven't seen him being added anywhere :whistling:

[TheChosen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Jan 4 2007, 09:23 AM) 273215</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Jan 4 2007, 09:45 AM) 273204
Also, If you havent made a character, but you want to join, do it now.
[/b]

Ehrm... weeeeell? Where is he? I haven't seen him being added anywhere :whistling:
[/b][/quote]

I will ad him after he makes hi's debut.

[Mighty Midget]

If you act quick, before the forum recovers, we could have mud wrestling

[TheChosen]

That give's me an idea:

Mighty Boggit will make a debut next week and he will be fighting in a first ever Mud-Wrestling match! And his opponent? None other than the smelly goon himself, the Farthing Ogre!

Lobo Scat the Wild will be scheducled to appear in our show. He will be participating in Sebatianos interview segment, "Seb's College".

The Underground's servant, Kenyon, will make his debut on next week's show. He will be fighting in a triple threat match against...Eamonn O'Irishman and Fifth Power.

[punch999]

Promo: (underground holding a kendo stick with a large masked man in the backround.

Look at how fate works. I get acid throw in my eyes in the last match by two men. Two men who outnumbered me. But even they who out numbered me still felt threatened enough to have to stoop down to something even lower then the underground. Well look at how fate works (Large man with black sack over his head growls meaninglessly) Shutup you fool I will get to you in a minute. I told you farther back that I was not alone. That I had many followers. Well I have a good friend here (More growls in the backround) that should even the odds ( underground moves hand closer to the masked man and removes the sack) UNLEASH THE KENYON (GROWLS LOUDER AND SHAKES.) Your master has unmasked you you shall be greatful. (GRRRR) (underground hits kenyon with the kendo stick over the chest) (GRR) DOES THIS MAKE YOU MAD (GRR) (hits him again) (Loudest growl and scream as kenyon shakes with rage) Well lets take your rage and your anger. Out on the enemy.

(both walk angrily away.)

[Quintopotere]

Promo: (Fifth Power in something like a foggy forest)

The threats of that stupid beast and his so-called master can't scare me. They can only bore me. I'll teach them how can be painful annoying me!
There is no power greather than Fifth Power!

(He vanish in the fog)

[Mighty Midget]

Promo: (Mighty Boggit in a torch lit cave strewn with bones)

Farting Ogre, hear ME, Mighty Boggit! Me will rip you apart with your own hands! Me will turn you into farting gore! Me not scared of puny punk. Me will chop! Me will search! Me will find! Me will DESTROY! Farting Ogre, face the mud!

[Scatty]

Meanwhile...
Lobo Scat the Wild destroyed yet another planet due to some misunderstanding in a pub with a pair of guys and a sassy girl. Being still in rage from disappointment of another failed date, he saddled his trusted Harley Dawidson Ironhead, lighted a cigar and stormed off in search of more trouble, awaiting his time of appearance in the torunament...

[punch999]

Why doesn't the fifth power like me. We aren't feuding,

[Quintopotere]

Well, Fifth Power is going to fight in the thriple threat against Kanyon... then Kanyon showed his brutality... so Fifth said he's not afraid... not a real feud, just a bit of show and pre-match-menaces!

[Shrek]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Jan 4 2007, 10:14 AM) 273222</div>
That give's me an idea:

Mighty Boggit will make a debut next week and he will be fighting in a first ever Mud-Wrestling match! And his opponent? None other than the smelly goon himself, the Farthing Ogre!

Lobo Scat the Wild will be scheducled to appear in our show. He will be participating in Sebatianos interview segment, "Seb's College".

The Underground's servant, Kenyon, will make his debut on next week's show. He will be fighting in a triple threat match against...Eamonn O'Irishman and Fifth Power.
[/b]

HURRAY... the Farting Ogre is finally going to make his glorious appearance... :titan:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Jan 9 2007, 04:09 PM) 274064</div>
Promo: (Mighty Boggit in a torch lit cave strewn with bones)

Farting Ogre, hear ME, Mighty Boggit! Me will rip you apart with your own hands! Me will turn you into farting gore! Me not scared of puny punk. Me will chop! Me will search! Me will find! Me will DESTROY! Farting Ogre, face the mud!
[/b]

Ah, ah, ah... just take that lighted torch a little closer and I'll show you the power of the methane contained in a fart :bleh:

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shrek @ Jan 11 2007, 12:38 AM) 274240</div>
[<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Jan 9 2007, 04:09 PM) 274064
Promo: (Mighty Boggit in a torch lit cave strewn with bones)

Farting Ogre, hear ME, Mighty Boggit! Me will rip you apart with your own hands! Me will turn you into farting gore! Me not scared of puny punk. Me will chop! Me will search! Me will find! Me will DESTROY! Farting Ogre, face the mud!
[/b]

Ah, ah, ah... just take that lighted torch a little closer and I'll show you the power of the methane contained in a fart :bleh:
[/b][/quote]

(The Mighty Boggit is waving the torch threatingly, casting creepy shadows across his rage-twisted face)
Me will enLIGHTen you! Me shove fawlty Ogre up his own valley of darkness! Me will plug! Me will see Ogre constipated on his own head! Me will DESTROY!

[Lulu_Jane]

Wow, La Lulu rocked that last round! It's a pity that she is so horrendously useless during tag-team matches, but that's probably because they didn't teach "teamwork" at her childhood home of Bedlam Asylum.

By the way, La Lulu asked me to pass on this message,

"Gregor, you scum! Get your affairs in order and say goodbye to anyone ridiculous enough to love you - Because you are going down, you traitor...."

Eeek, she's cranky.

[punch999]

Heh I reccomend you don't call kenyon kanyon. Chris Kanyon was a openly homosexual pro wrestler. Kenyon is my friends name :)

[Lulu_Jane]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(#Alex# @ Jan 16 2007, 12:48 AM) 275114</div>
Heh I reccomend you don't call kenyon kanyon. Chris Kanyon was a openly homosexual pro wrestler.
[/b]

But what does that have to do with the price of fish? Unless Kanyon (or Kenyon ;) ) decides suddenly to have sex in the ring instead of wrestle, it really shouldn't matter.

(Besides, men running around, sweating and grappling each other whilst wearing brightly coloured, revealing lycra costumes has always struck me as vaguely homoerotic anyway.)

[Mighty Midget]

Any chance Mighty Boggit will get that match? He's here now, on my back, tearing my hair, slapping and biting my head, screaming he wants to destroy. He seems a bit eager to rip that Farting Ogre apart.

[TheChosen]

As soon as I can find TEW 2005. Be patient.

[TheChosen]

Good news! I finally found the full version! That means we will finally get a new report this week!

Also, PWA is looking for new wrestlers. If youre interested, now is your change to join.

PWA is also creating two teams. The booking team and road agent team.

The booking team will create the storylines and matches. The booking team already has two members: Jesse Jack & The Underground. There is still one place left, so if you want to join in...

Were also looking for people to work as road agents. These guys will help with travelling arrangements and stuff like that. We need at least two road agents.

[TheChosen]

Hey! We have a belt! The belt was previously used in the Abandonia Hi-Score tournament.

Credits go to swiss.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8283/championshipbelths5.gif

[HomerDOHSimpson]

How does this work?

[TheChosen]

You create a wrestler which will fight in wrestling-shows.

[Shrek]

So, are we going to have a fight or what? :angry:

[TheChosen]

First of all, I apologise for the late report.

Second, I decided to scrap the idea of using TEW 2005. I played it and altought its huge and nice, I kinda missed the simplicity of EWR. So, where going to continue using the EWR.

Okay, lets get wrestliiing!!!

January 20, 2007.

Third Abandonia show starts. Once again, the announcers are Maikel (still wearing the same cap and tuxedo) and Beef (who's still wearing the small ballerina dress and this time s/he has a tiara). They talk about tonights show, which include two debuts, championship match and the 8 person tag team match. They also wonder who the mystery partner shall be.

Segment 1: Match: Farthing Ogre vs Mighty Boggit (Debut!) in a mud match.
Rules are simple: The wrestlers fight in a ring full of mud. There is also a cement truck which can be used to pour more mud. The wrestler who throws his opponent out of the ring will be declared winner.

After a lots of stugling, Ogre throws the savage Caveman out of the ring.
Winner: Farthing Ogre
After the match, Boggit goes crazy. He snatches his club from the ringside and he starts to bash the floor and the ring. He later gets to the back to continue his bashing.

Results: Overall rating: 52%. Crowd Reaction: 33%. Match Quality: 71%

Segment 2: Host segment.
Sebatianos stands in the ring. There's also a chalkboard and a stool in the ring. Seb has a microphone.
Sebatianos: For some reason, the boss ordered me to interview this new razzler. Well, Im here now. I suggest that he drags his a$$ to the ring so we can begin.
There's no entrance music, but there's a loud noice of motorcycle. Lobo Scat the Wild drive's to the arena with his motorcycle. He drive's near the ring and takes a good look at Sebatianos. He then enters the ring and sits on stool.
Sebatianos: On behalf of company, welcome Lobo Scat the Wild. It looks like youre really tough. So, what are your goals?
Lobo doesnt answer.
Sebatianos: Hey freako! Im talking to you!
Lobo still doesnt answer, but it looks like he's trying to communicate with body language: He suddenly stands up and takes another good look at Sebatianos. This time, he looks angry.
Sebatianos: Great! Looks like you have more than couple of brain cells working. Now answer my question: What are you.....hey! What the hell are you doing??
Lobo takes a cigar from his pocket and lights it. Sebatianos however, snatches the cigar and threws it out of the ring.
Sebatianos: No smoking in my classroom! Okay! Can you understand? It looks like youre as stupid as that caveman we just had!
Lobo goes wild. He punche's Seb in face and then he slams him right trought the chalkboard. He then pulls out a chain from his leather coat and gives more punishment to Seb. He leaves Seb in the ring, bleeding.

Overall rating: 46%.

Segment 3: 1 vs 1 vs 1 match: Fifth Power vs Eamonn O'Irishman vs Kenyon (debut!)
At the end of the match, Kenyon gives Eamonn a choke slam, but before he can pin, Fifth Power strikes him with a superkick. He then locks Eamonn in Chain Stangle and Eamonn taps out.
Winner: Fifth Power

Results: Overall Rating: 59%. Crowd Reaction: 42%. Match Quality: 77%.

Segment 4: Interview.
Warriors of Nature, DakaSha and Greywolf, make their entrance. Maikel is standing in a ring with microphone.
Maikel: Warriors of Nature like to send a message to everyone in backstage.
Maikel gives microphone to DakaSha.
DakaSha: As everyone knows, we are currently the most dominant tag team in PWA. Thats why we are throwing a challenge.
Greywolf: Thats right! We demand opponents!! On next week, we will face any pair in a tag team match!!
DakaSha: However, fighting against us is futile! We are the Warriors of Nature!! To defeat us, you need many years of training and fighting!!
Greywolf: But still, if you two think youre lucky, get in the ring next week!
After this, they both pose to crowd for a while.

Overall rating: 68%.

Segment 5: Angle
The Underground is in the locker room, meditating, when suddenly a referee enters the room.
Referee: Underground! Something has happened to Kenyon! Follow me!
They both run trought the hallways until they find Kenyon. He's lying on the floor, bleeding very badly.
Underground: Kenyon! Who the hell did this to you!!
Kenyon tries to say something, but he only ends up coughing blood.
Underground leave's the hallway, swearing and cursing, while the medic attempt to help Kenyon.

Overall rating: 61%.

Segment 6: 1 vs 1 match: Gregor vs White Dragon for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title.
Before the match could start, La Lulu made her entrance. He joined with Maikel & Beef on the announcing team to give commentary to the match.
At the end, Gregor strike's Dragon with Mega Hammer. However, La Lulu gets in the ring and attacks Gregor. Referee disqualify's White Dragon because of the interference.
Winner by Disqualification: Gregor
La Lulu still keep beating Gregor, giving him many punche's on the face.

Results: Overall rating: 63%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 76%.

Segment 7: 8 person tag team match: Bruce Portnoy, Clarissa Harlowe, Frodi & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potatoe-fiend, The Underground & ......Palkki!!
Palkki makes her entrance and she announce's that she's the fourth partner in the Juni Ori's team. Both Palkki and Underground make a staredown before the match starts.
There's a lots of tension in this match. However, Juni's team is tought and Underground pins Frodi after a moonsault.
Winners: Juni Ori, Potatoe-fiend, The Underground & Palkki.

Results: Overall rating: 63%. Crowd Reaction: 53%. Match Quality: 76%

Segment 8: Angle.
The match has ended and Frodi rolls out of the ring. However, Palkki gets into ring and slams Underground with a kendo stick. Underground tries to retaliate, but then Juni Ori attacks him with a steel chair. Meanwhile, Potatoe-fiend pick up a microphone.
Potatoe: Ladies & Gentleman, what youre about to see will be the biggest event in the wrestling history!!! The greatest alliance has been born: The Fin Alliance!!
Potatoe: From this day on, no one in the PWA roster will be save! Anyone who wants to stand against us will be destroyed!! No one can beat this alliance!!!
After this, Potatoe throws microphone at Underground, who's bleeding a lot. The Fin Alliance leave the ring, but at the entrance, they do their final pose before they leave.

Overall Rating: 77%.

Overall rating of the show: 62%.
This time, the show was attendet by 68 people (Two less!). We earned 406$.

Since were kinda late, the next report will be on thursday.

[Lulu_Jane]

Woo Hoo! My evil foe Gregor has been defeated finally... till next time :ph34r:

[TheChosen]

On reloaded side, the Fin Alliance has accepted the challenge. However, Warriors asked the whole team to get into ring. So, where going to have a Handicap Tag Team match: Warriors of Nature vs The Fin Alliance. If the alliance wins, they shall be rewarded with the tag team titles.

We will also have a Heavyweight title match, in triple treath hardcore rules! Gregor defends his title against La Lulu and White Dragon.

And naturally, Lobo Scat The Wild have his first match. His opponent is the really annoying, Sebatianos the teacher!

[Quintopotere]

:brain: Fifth Power!

:brain: Fifth Power!

The ultimate ninja won, cause he's too powerful for everyone!!

[TheChosen]

January 27.

The Abandonia wrestling show starts, and Maikel & Beef welcome everyone to show. Tonight card features series of matche's, including Sebatianos vs Lobo Scat The Wild, Eamonn O'Irishman vs Dims, The Fin Alliance vs Warriors of Nature and of course, the Abandonia Heavyweight Triple Treath Hardcore match, when Gregor fights against White Dragon & La Lulu.

Segment 1: Interview.
Lobo Scat the Wild makes his entrance. He enters the ring, where Maikel is ready to interview him.
Maikel: Alright Lobo. Last week, you attacked on Sebatianos after taking a couple of insults from him and now you two fight in the ring. What are your toughts?
Lobo: My toughts? Let me tell you about my toughts junior! I didnt travel hundreds of miles to listen some old dissident teacher's ramblings. Tonight, Sebatianos will pay.
Maikel: Sebatianos has a history of cheating in PWA. Arent you worried?
Lobo: Cheating?! Ha! Thats the only thing where his good at. I dont care If he cheats, because If he will, Im going to break his neck!

Overall Rating: 51%

Segment 2: 1 vs 1: Lobo Scat The Wild vs Sebatianos
By some twist of fate, Sebatianos wins after he throws chalk into Lobo's eyes and makes a quick school-boy pin.
Winner: Sebatianos
Lobo crawls out of the ring and starts shouting: "AAh! My eyes! That bastard did something to my eyes!!" Sebatianos laughs and take's a steel chair under the ring. He prepares to give a swing, when suddenly smoke starts to pour into ring. After the smoke clears, Fifth Power is standing in the ring. Sebatianos runs away trought the crowd and Fifth Power chases him.

Ratings: Overall Rating: 40%. Crowd Reaction: 15%. Match Quality: 75%.

Segment 3: Angle.
Jesse Jack is sitting in his office, behind his desk.
Jesse: Just a couple of minutes ago, The Baron came into my office and we talked. We talked about tonights Championship match and, somehow, he convinced me to but him into this match.
Jesse: So, if Baron wants some beating, he will get it. Tonight, The Baron, La Lulu, White Dragon & Gregor will fight for the title in fatal four way elmination hardcore match. Thats all folks.

Overall Rating: 82%

Segment 4: 1 vs 1 Match: Dims vs Eamonn O'Irishman
In the end of the match, the referee accidently gets bumbed and he falls on the floor. Baron suddenly runs into ring and starts whacking Dims with his cane. After the brutal beating, Eamonn pinss Dims and referee wakes up just in time to make the three count.
Winner: Eamonn O'Irishman
Eamonn and Baron stare down each other and then Eamonn extends his hand. Baron accepts it, and they both shake hands.

Ratings: Overall Rating: 55%. Crowd Reaction: 38%. Match Quality: 88%.

Segment 5: 2 vs 3 handicap match: The Warriors of Nature vs the Fin Alliance.
A one hell-of-a-brutal-match. After long and bloody fight with lots of high-flying and cheating, Juni manages to slam DakaSha on the ring with Finnisher. Pinfall and victory!
Winners: The Fin Alliance

Ratings: Overall Rating: 59%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 82%.

Segment 6: Angle
The match is over and The Fin Alliance is celebrating in the ring. Jesse Jack's music hits and he makes his entrance with a microphone.
Jesse: Well, it looks like the Warriors of Nature took a too big bite. You beat them fair and square. And as a man of my words, I shall reward you two with the tag team titles.
Crowd boos heavily.
Jesse: However, since you won the tag team titles so easily, you will have your first title defense next week! And its shall be in hardcore rules!

Overall Rating: 67%.

Segment 7: Angle
Potato-fiend grabs a ring from nearby assistant and starts shouting.
Potato: What the hell are you doing!?! Were fins!! Were your countrymen!! You should help us to keep the titles!!
Jesse: Hey! Im not taking any sides in this! I might be fin, but Im just a authority in here! I have to keep law and order! And this includes you!
Juni grabs the mic from Potatoe.
Juni: Very well then! We shall face the team in the ring. Who are the mother******* that want to fight against us??
Suddenly, lights go out. The voice of Underground echoes trought the building.
Underground: We.....I......Kenyon......We....shall accept the challenge, fin boys....
After this short message, blood starts dripping from the seiling. Fin Alliance escape the ring while Jesse looks at the bloody ring. He sights.

Overall Rating: 68%.

Segment 8: Elimination Hardcore match: White Dragon vs La Lulu vs Gregor vs Baron
White Dragon is the first one who gets eliminated. He was defeated by Baron.
La Lulu eliminated Gregor.
And thirdly, Baron eliminated La Lulu. Thanks to the Eamonn, who interfered in the match.
Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: The Baron!!

Overall rating: 55%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 75%.

Overall Rating of the show: 59%.
New record! 77 people attented the show! We earned 462$!!

Im a little busy right now, so the front page will be updated in next tuesday.

[punch999]

Where was the best wrestler in Abandonia wrestling MR Under F'ing Ground

[Quintopotere]

Sebastianos is so right in fearing Fifth Power: he doesn't like cheaters!
He can teach something to that "professor"... :butcher:

[Shrek]

Quite good stuff :ok:

BTW, did the Farting Ogre get some "Mud Wrestler Heavyweight Champion" title or something like that or was it just a match for the "kicks"?

[TheChosen]

Sorry. No extra titles.


I've decided to stop updating the front pages news section. No questions asked.

And..we have the card. Lets see....

Palkki will finally defend her Hardcore Championship. He fights in a hardcore match against Bruce Portnoy!

Fifth Power will finally get his hands on Sebatianos. These two will face in a varitation, which id like to call "A rooftop massacre match".

Two guys from Finland will defend their tag titles against The Underground & Kenyon.

We will also have a heavyweight title match, but Im unable to figure a reasonable opponent. Who wants to challenge Baron?

[Hadiel]

What are the odds of ppl getting cameo's?

And as a pointer,

:band: CALL EUROSPORT!!!! WE HAVE A WINNING PROGRAM ON OUR HANDS HERE!!! :band:

[TheChosen]

Cameos? Only those guys who are at the roster will be in shows.

February 3 207.

The Pro Wrestling Abandonia has been up for a month now! Its a special night! Maikel & Beef start the show as they stand in the ring with champagne classes. They toast for Pro Wrestling Abandonia. Beef ask's, If Maikel wants to dance with him/her, but Maikel refuses. Eventually, they both get off the ring, so that the first match can start.

Segment 1: 1 vs 1 hardcore match: Palkki vs Bruce Portnoy
This match is for the Abandonia Hardcore title.
Before the match could start, Jesse Jack made his entrance. He announced that he will be a special referee in this match. If Juni or Potatoe try to interfere, he will disqualify Palkki and reward title to Bruce.
After a plenty of violence, Bruce manages to get an upper hand and finishes the match with Deathfire. One...two...three! Its over! We have a new champion!!
Winner and new Abandonia Hardcore champion: Bruce Portnoy!

Results: Overall Rating: 68%. Crowd Reaction: 59%. Match Quality: 78%.

Segment 2: Angle
The music of the Fin Alliance hits and Juni and Potatoe enter the ring. The lift Palkki from the floor, who's holding an kendo stick. Potatoe has a mick.
Potatoe: What the hell are you doing Jesse? Were all fins!! Arent you suppose to help your fellow countrymen?!?
Ring assistants brings Jesse a microphone.
Jesse: Perhaps, but Im not that kind of guy. I dont favor colour, religion or location.
Juni Ori grabs the microphone from Potatoe.
Juni: Is that so??! Then youre nothing else to us but an enemy!! If youre standing our way, You will get beaten.
Jesse: Whatever. Now shutup! I have a major announcement to make.
Jesse: Tonight, we will hold a huge match. On main event, twenty wrestlers will fight in a Gauntlet Cage match!! The winner of this match will get a title shot against Baron!!
Juni: Ha! What a waste of time!! Everyone knows that I will get the title shot!!
Jesse: Maybe, but youre not in this match at all.
Juni: WHAT?!
Jesse: You and Potatoe-fiend have a tag team title match tonight. You two and Palkki will not be in the Gauntlet match!
Jesse: Speaking of Palkki, I afraid that Im going to have to ban you from the building. Its natural that you will interfere in tonights match, so...
Thats it. Palkki attacks Jesse with her Kendo stick. Juni and Potatoe also attack and give lots of stiff kicks to Jesse. After the beatdown, they leave the ring.

Overall rating: 74%.

Segment 3: 1 vs 1 Rooftop Massacre Match: Sebatianos vs Fifth Power
This match will be fought in rooftop. There are no count-outs or disqualifications. Before the match, referee confisticates Fifth Power's sword.
Another awesomely violent match, and the winner....
Winner: Sebatianos

Overall rating: 69%. Crowd Reaction: 45%. Match Quality: 93%.

Segment 4: Angle
Sebatianos is ready to leave the rooftop, but Fifth Power grabs up the microphone and start talking.
FP: Hey Seb! I must admit that you fought well tonight, but Im not done with you yet! I challenge you into a tag team match!! I bring my partner and you bring yours!!
Seb thinks about it for a while, then he nods and shouts.
Sebatianos: I accept your challenge! In fact, I know just a perfect partner....

Overall rating: 63%.

Segment 5: Tag team match: Juni Ori & Potatoe-fiend vs The Underground and Kenyon.
UG and Kenyon are about to win when Palkki runs from the crowd and slams UG with a Kendo stick. Referee calls the match to be stopped.
Winner: None
Underground takes a couple of more shots until he grabs Palkki from throath. Just as hes about to chokeslam him, Juni attacks from behind. The Fin Alliance beat down UG and Kenyon.

Ratings: Overall rating: 49%. Crowd Reaction: 29%. Match Quality: 70%.

Segment 6: Angle
The Fin Alliance celebrates in the ring when Jesse makes his entrance. He has a microphone.
Jesse: Palkki..my little sister...Im very dissappointed with you. Instead of obeying your brother, you join with these two hoodlums. You leave me no choice but to fire you.
Palkki yells "what?!" and is totally surprised.
Jesse: Hey! Now that I started it, how about if I also fire you two!!
Juni and Potatoe-fiend also start to yell foul language (in finnish).
Jesse: Good idea! Next week, Juni Ori and Potatoe-fiend will be no more working for PWA!! Also, you two will be stripped for the tag team titles!! New champions will be awarded in a special tag team tournament!!
Juni yells and starts to run towards Jesse, but he takes him out with an dropkick. Palkki and Potatoe also try to attack, but Jesse nails them both. After this, security carries them out of the arena.

Overall rating: 80%.

Segment 7: The 20 wrestler Gauntlet Cage match.
Gauntlet rules are simple: Two wrestlers fight in the ring and when one is out, next one is in. This will be continued until we have a winner.
The match starts with La Lulu and....Beef??
Thats right. Beef announced that there are only 19 wrestlers (who are allowed to participate), so he/she decides to start.
Eliminations:
1. La Lulu eliminated Beef
2. La Lulu eliminated Dims
3. White Dragon eliminated La Lulu
4. White Dragon eliminated Kenyon
5. Frodi eliminated White Dragon
6. Frodi elminated DakaSha
7. Frodi elminated Tai'kara
8. Frodi elminated Farthing Ogre
9. Frodi eliminated Lobo Scat The Wild (note: Lobo was wearing and eyepatch, claiming that the chalk damaged his eye very badly).
10. Frodi eliminated Sebatianos (with a little help from Fith Power)
11. Frodi elminated Fifth Power (after Sebatianos hit him with a steel chair)
12. Frodi eliminated Eamonn O'Irishman
13. Frodi eliminated Luscious Lance
14. Frodi eliminated Mighty Boggit
15. Frodi eliminated Gregor
16. Frodi eliminated Clarissa Harlowe
17. Frodi eliminated The Underground.
18. Frodi elimnated Greywolf
19. Frodi was eliminated by Bruce Portnoy
Winner and number one contender: Bruce Portnoy!

Results: Overall Rating: 56%. Crowd Reaction: 48%. Match Quality: 65%.

Rating of the whole show: 64%.
The show was attented by 78 people and we made 468$!

And so, this is what we have next week:

A tag team tournament, part one!! Everyone who wants to participate must pick a tag team partner, and I suggest that everyone participates.

The tag match between Fifth Power & Sebatianos. This match will also be the part of the tag team tournament.

The Abandonia Heavyweight Championship match between Bruce Portnoy and The Baron.

And of course, the firing ceremony of Juni Ori & Potatoe-fiend.

[TheChosen]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

In the last 24 hours, the staff of the PWA couldnt contact the Hardcore champion and the number one contender Bruce Portnoy. It appears that Bruce has disappeared and it's impossible to contact him.

If Bruce doesnt appear to the next show, were going to have to change the main event. Instead of Bruce, Baron will defent his title in a steel cage gainst Frodi, who managed to make the most eliminations in the last show's Gauntlet match.

[Quintopotere]

How can be possible!?!?
Fifth Power lost! :wallbash:

Who will fith with him against that evil Sebastianos? Is there such a valorous and worthy warrior?

[Playbahnosh]

two matches lost in a row :( White Dragon must have some personal problems or somethin... :(

Anyway, I pick Sebatianos as Tag partner, and name us "The Eastern Alliance"

[Quintopotere]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Playbahnosh @ Mar 16 2007, 10:12 PM) 283918</div>
two matches lost in a row :( White Dragon must have some personal problems or somethin... :(

Anyway, I pick Sebatianos as Tag partner, and name us "The Eastern Alliance"
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He has seriouse mental problems, if he wanna fight whit Sebastianos against Fifth Power! :bleh:

[Playbahnosh]

Just you wait! You ain't seen nothing yet :titan:

[TheChosen]

Final card for tonights event. Il post report either today or tomorrow.

The tonights tag teams are made in the "Abandonia dudes vs Reloaded Guys"-way.

The Underground & Kenyon vs Clarissa Harlowe & Luscious Lance

Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre vs The Warriors of Nature (Greywolf & DakaSha)

Sebatianos & White Dragon vs Fifth Power &....Mighty Boggit!

Tai'kara & Dims vs Lobo Scat The Wild & Gregor.

Bruce Portnoy/Frodi vs The Baron in Steel Cage match.

Also, I decided to give The Fin Alliance a one more change. Juni and Potatoe can keep their jobs if Juni Ori will defeat me, Jesse Jack, in a barbed wire match!

[TheChosen]

February 11, 2007.

Just like any other show, the Abandonia wrestling show starts with Maikel & Beef standing in a ring. They both tell the today's matches and they talk briefly about the tag team tournament.

Segment 1: Clarissa Harlowe and Luscious Lance beat The Underground & Kenyon
- Luscious Lance pinned Kenyon after the Pink Pound
- Scott Keiths rating: **½

Segment 2: Angle
Underground leaves the ring, grabs a kendo-stick and microphone from the ringside and returns. Kenyon is staring at him, heavily breathing.
UG: Remember when I talked to you about the punishing? Well, now its time for it! You have failed my Kenyon. Kneel!
Kenoyn kneels and takes 10 kendo-stick shots from Underground.

Segment 3: The Warriors of Nature (Greywolf & DakaSha) beat Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre
- DakaSha pinned Eamonn after the Nature Bomb from the WON
- Scott Keiths rating: ***

Segment 4: Sebatianos and White Dragon beat Fifth Power & Mighty Boggit
- Before the match started, White Dragon stated that he was getting sick of being a goody-two-shoe. Thats why he aligned himself with the one of the toppest bastards in this business.
- White Dragon made Fifth Power tap when he locked him into Claw Grip
- Mighty Boggit tried to rescue him, but Sebatianos threw chalk into his eyes.
- Scott Keith's rating: **½

Segment 5: Angle
Jesse Jack makes his entrance and he enters the ring. He has a microphone.
Jesse: Ladies and gentleman. Now its time for a good old-fashioned wrestling promo, presented by me, the boss of this company and the only honest fin around these parts of the wrestling world, Jesse Jack.
Jesse: Im sad to inform that Juni Ori isnt here tonight. About an hour ago, I got call from him. He told me that he missed his flight to here. So, now thats he's not here, he wont be fighting against me tonight.
Jesse: However, next week, Juni will be get his behind kicked. Even If he isnt here or not!
Suddenly, a courier with a package enters the ring. He hands package to Jesse.
Jesse: Whats this? An urgent delivery? Is it that urgent?
Courier nods and hands Jesse some papers. Jesse signs them quickly, opens the package and picks up the....
Jesse: ....the Abandonia Hardcore title??
Jesse suddenly realises something and rushes to the backstage.

Segment 6: Tai'kara & Dims beat Lobo Scat The Wild and Gregor
- Lobo was disqualified when he hit Dims with a chain.
- Scott Keiths rating: **½

Segment 7: The Baron beat Frodi in a steel cage/First Blood match to retain the Abandonia Heavyweight title
- In the middle of the match, the whole cage-system broke down. However, Jesse Jack announced that instead of waiting for cage to be fixed, the match will be turned into First Blood match (The bleeder loses)
- After the referee was accidently bumbed, Frodi rubbed Baron's head against the ripped of cage door, which was lying on the floor. Baron began bleeding.
- However, Baron swept the blood from his forehead and wiped it on Frodi's. The referee woke up, saw the blood and declared Baron to be the winner.
- Scott Keiths rating: *½

Overall rating of the show: 62%.
The show was attended by 76 people!
We made $456 from ticket sales.

Notes:
- The reason why Jesse vs Juni match didnt happened was because I accidently forgot to book the match. When I ran the event, It was too late. This, however, made a nice plot-twist.
- When booking, I found out that we cant yet book cage matche's, because were a too small promotion.

Do you like the new match report style?

[TheChosen]

The Abandonia Tag Team tournament will continue next week in semi-finals. Clarissa Harlowe and Luscious Lance will fight against the The Warriors of Nature while Sebatianos and White Dragon face Tai'kara & Dims. The winners will go to final match, wich will be Tag team Tornado Tables match!

The fins will finally collide on next show: Juni Ori vs Jesse Jack, in a brutal, dangerous and deadly Barbwire match!

For a brief info on using barbwire in wrestling match, please consult YouTube. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59gRPspvsHY)

We will also return to the classic moments when four randomly selected persons (not including the fins, the guys in the tag team matche's and the champion Baron) will fight in a Fatal Four Way elimination match. The winner of this match will face Baron in a No-Holds-Barred Hardcore match!

[punch999]

<quote> Segment 2: Angle
Underground leaves the ring, grabs a kendo-stick and microphone from the ringside and returns. Kenyon is staring at him, heavily breathing.
UG: Remember when I talked to you about the punishing? Well, now its time for it! You have failed my Kenyon. Kneel!
Kenoyn kneels and takes 10 kendo-stick shots from Underground. </quote>

I said my charachter is like raven not blatently ripping of serotonin :P

[TheChosen]

I kinda hoped that you noticed that.

Naw, that was "one time only". No more clear Raven references. I swear.

[punch999]

Just a shameless bump.
Chosen if you read this and don't want to continue it I can start my own if you want.

I promise to give you a Triple H f'ing the owners daughter kind of push if you let me.

[The Punisher]

Never understanded this thread... I think its wierd. LOL

[punch999]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Punisher @ Jun 29 2007, 08:28 AM) 297079</div>
Never understanded this thread... I think its wierd. LOL
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Well I can't Understanded you.