Waking Up..

[TheChosen]

Lets start another great forum game!

Here's the thing: What would you do, if you'd wake up in same bed with the user above you.

Go!

[Mighty Midget]

Scream my lungs out, basically....

[Icewolf]

Wonder how I got back to Norway and ask how much booze we had and how many days have passed since the last day I remember.

[TheChosen]

"We didnt do anything, right?"

[U-Boat Commander David]

"OMFG! WTH?! Why am i in finland?? Wheres my Computer?"

[Playbahnosh]

"Huh? What are you doing here? Better yet... WHAT AM I DOING HERE? And where's my computer?"

[Quintopotere]

Hey! I'm quite sure you was Sarah yesterday night!

[Lulu_Jane]

smile politely, apologise to Sarah, wonder what the feck I was doing in Italy then book passage on the next slow boat back to Thailand :)

(Ooh, I think that I'd also promise myself never to drink to excess again)

[Saphire]

I would never end up in bed with someone else than... and I would never lead myself to such condition as to become able to land anywhere where I would regret to have been later :)
I'm pretty fine with my boyfriend ^_^

[Lulu_Jane]

I would wonder what your boyfriend would have to say about it ;)

[Himmler]

i would thank god :P

[Abi79]

"Yikes, there's a boy next to me! Run, my feet, run!"

[Lulu_Jane]

I would be stunned that I had woken up next to a diety :)

[Tulac]

"Would you mind giving my blanket back."

[Lulu_Jane]

"my bed, my blanket!"

(But I'd let you have the spare pillow :) )

[Icewolf]

"Great! Not even two minutes in one bed with you and there's fuss about the blanket! "

Probably I'd move on the couch. Hey, wait... That's where the TV is! *goesforthecouch*

[Lulu_Jane]

Ok, I'd repent and let you share the blanket... so long as you turned off the television :)

[Japo]

I confess, I'd take a look. **Raises sheets**

[_r.u.s.s.]

-sleepy voice-"mmmhwey hon, i think you need some shaving. wait..hon?..oh sh1t.."

[Tulac]

"What the hell did I drink last night?"

[Mighty Midget]

"Why the hell did I drink last night?"

[Playbahnosh]

"What the hell did YOU drink last night?"

[Blood-Pigggy]

"I love you"

[Avelardo]

:blink:

I'd desperately believe I'm having a nightmare.

[Lulu_Jane]

"We're still friends, right?"

[TheChosen]

Does this mean that im no longer a virgin?

[Lulu_Jane]

"Only if you put on your wrestling suit for me!" :D

[The Punisher]

WAA!!! wtf!!?? IM IN A MANGO!!!??? But as long as I have some company its ok :)

[Scatty]

"What the **** did you lousy cockroach lose in my bed?" *grabs on collar and throws out the window* "Happy flying..." *lights a cigar*

[Lulu_Jane]

I would smile and ask politely if I could share the cigar...

[Scatty]

"Everytime for a charming lady" *smirks*

[Blood-Pigggy]

"Ell oh ell man, did you see that episode of Scrubs yesterday?"

[The Punisher]

Waa!!!!! Who are you!?!?!? OMFG!!!! *jumps out of a window...*

[Playbahnosh]

"Have a good landing LOLZ0R!" *goes back to sleep*

[The Punisher]

Im in bed again, "ahh..." *turns my head to the left..* "EHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!!!???"

[Saphire]

LOL that was funny, one could write a funny comedy story out of this :D

[Avelardo]

A romantic comedy or physical comedy? :whistling:

[The Punisher]

AHH!!! IM IN A SPACE SHIP!!! Runs to the nearest ecsape-pod and escapes...
(yes a comedy would be nice :) )

[Lulu_Jane]

I would wonder if your presence in my bed was legal in my neck of the woods ;)

*thinks that a farce would be appropriate... or perhaps a Greek tradgedy*

[Avelardo]

Please, please, not "Greek" anything. Not with the male to female ratio of the internet.

[Lulu_Jane]

LOL Ha! Anyone with a healthy sense of humour is generally welcome in my bed.

[The Punisher]

OOoooooooooo....

[Bobbin Threadbare]

*flees*

[Mighty Midget]

Look mighty close tohttp://www.kimball.k12.sd.us/FIRE/home%20alone.jpg

[Bobbin Threadbare]

*flees twice as fast*

[Playbahnosh]

"WAAAAH! There is a big dotted green mushroom in my bed!...um...I'm hungry :D"

[_r.u.s.s.]

"Oh playbahnosh. could you make a goulash for breakfast?"

[Lulu_Jane]

*would ask to share the goulash, then offer to do the washing up if I was in a good mood*

[Icewolf]

"Can you make some coffee? I think I won't be able to bear the story that is behind all this otherwise. No offense - but how on earth did I get to Thailand?!"

[Lulu_Jane]

I'd add a strong shot of whiskey into your coffee, because I'm sure that the story will be disturbing :)

[Avelardo]

Would hope the story has pictures.

[Himmler]

"you again?"

[The Punisher]

AHH!!! A WHITE BABY MAN WITH A SANTA HAT!!!!

[Himmler]

baby, your breasts are excited...hey..where are your breasts?

[Avelardo]

Himmler's almost as bad as Goebbels, but at least I didn't wake up next to Hitler.

[ReamusLQ]

"Pass me another cigarette will you?" :ok:

Ah man, I just grossed MYSELF out!

[The Punisher]

AAAHH!! A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON IS NEXT TO ME!!!! *runs away...*

[Lulu_Jane]

I would compare skull shapes :D

[Himmler]

did i snore?

[TheChosen]

Mitä helvettiä????!

[U-Boat Commander David]

"You are moderator in my forum, okay. But THATS too much! :bleh: "

(I know you said What the hell or something liek that Chosen... :D )

[Lulu_Jane]

I'd be surprised, after all I have heard of "Reds under the bed," but never Reds IN the bed...

[RedHeadSebbe]

Why am I here sleeping!?!? I have school in an hour....Gotta run, bye!

[iluvpugs]

Where's the airport?

[Tervez]

So, uh, where'd get your name, Snort?

[The Punisher]

Who the *:-O* are you!?!!?!

[Tervez]

Just because I'm in the same bed with you, doesn't mean I have to tell you who I am, right?

[Lulu_Jane]

True, but if you want to stay in mine, you should at least do me that courtesy :D

[The Punisher]

"Im in heaven..." ;)

[Avelardo]

What the hell?!

[The Punisher]

WHAT THE F___!?!??!

[ReamusLQ]

Yes...that is what we did isn't it?

[Avelardo]

But I wasn't drinking last night... :ph34r:

[Playbahnosh]

"Aw great... first a skull, then a green mushroom, and now I'm on a space ship... geeez, when will I wake up with a girl for a change?" :P

[Mighty Midget]

"Don't!"

[Lulu_Jane]

I'd ask to borrow a book - yours are sure to be interesting :)

[Icewolf]

*acceptingthateverythinghasgoneweird* "What do you have for breakfast in these regions?"

[TheChosen]

Oh maaaan...do you have any coke?

[Avelardo]

"I think you snorted the last of it the day before..."

[The Punisher]

Not the friggen space ship again... mmm... *walks to escape pod* here we go aggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnn................

[Tervez]

Argh. Another undead. Same thing happened last week.

[Lulu_Jane]

*poke* *poke* Who and how?!??

[RedHeadSebbe]

Hey there :), breakfast ready?

[Japo]

"You're under arrest!"

[Tervez]

It seem's that God indeed plays dice. And the dice seem to be loaded.

[The Punisher]

wha?

[Avelardo]

This ain't a nightmare! It's punishment! :ph34r:

[kajjj]

you're not the fourth

[Himmler]

*spank*

[The Punisher]

*poke*

[Danny252]

"Stop that.. You're blocking the window.. Go away...

Wait..

I didnt go to bed with anyone last night.." oO;;;;;

[Scatty]

Hmm, a pretty girl... wait, it isn't a girl at all :whistling:

[nace]

I`ll go get my gun.

[Avelardo]

I went to bed with Billie Piper! Who the hell are you?

[chainsoar]

"Well, at least go make me some toast."

[Lulu_Jane]

*ahem* Methinks that you can make your own toast ;)

[The Punisher]

Me thinks you and me tonight in a dark room... PLAYING FINALY FANTASY VII :D

[TheChosen]

^You have FF VII?!?! GREAT!! LETS PLAY!!

[The Punisher]

OK!!! :D

[Tervez]

A skull. Hmm. Wonder where's the rest of him?

[The Punisher]

Hmm, a... a... what the hell are you!?!!?!?

[Tervez]

A skeleton. A whole one, unlike you.

[The Punisher]

You so much dont look like a skeleton, you look like a wodooooooo doll *poke* *poke* *poke* ^_^

[Lulu_Jane]

You're going to have to teach me Darl, I've never played Final Fantasy VII (or I-VI for that matter)

*hangs head in embarrassment*

[The Punisher]

Well...
>_>
<_<
LOOK THE BUS!!
Gotta go to Tønsberg! See ya! (in other words, I never played FF...)

[Lulu_Jane]

Damn, I'll just have to find a copy of it and we'll figure it out together then. But you're making the tea and toast :D

[Mighty Midget]

"Which book do you want?"

[Lulu_Jane]

"Surprise me..."

[Mighty Midget]

hands over Bored Of The Rings special edition, illustrated by Henri Rousseau

[The Punisher]

Hei, hvordan går det? Fint vær i dag, ikke sant? :D

[Avelardo]

How'd I get you in bed when I don't even speak your language? :blink:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Midget @ Dec 9 2006, 02:25 PM) 271095</div>
hands over Bored Of The Rings special edition, illustrated by Henri Rousseau
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Nothing quite like seeing Gandalf as a remorseless womanizer. Also, Godzilla cameo FTW.

[gufu1992]

WTF? Why was I stolen? Why am I in barracks? They sended me to army!
:(

[Lulu_Jane]

"Off with your army boots Good Sir, you're muddying my bed!" :)

By the way Mighty Midget - such a glorious thing exists?!! Illustrations by H. Rousseau?! Ach! I have this sort of "thing" about his work - "The Snake Charmer" and "A Carnival Evening" make me all shivery. Tell me that you're joking about such a book! :D

[Mighty Midget]

I guess I'd scurry off to make such a book.... Hmmm, where's them scissors and paste? ^_^

[The Punisher]

Hei igjen, hvordan går det...?

[Avelardo]

Two nights in a row?! :tai:

[Mighty Midget]

Aren't you supposed to be over at Punisher's? Like... now?

[RedHeadSebbe]

Hej, har du någon bra musik?

[TheChosen]

Oh my god! Im in Sweden!!! AAARGHGHGH!!

[Tervez]

Juotko kahvisi mustana?

[TheChosen]

Ei kiitos. Kahvi saa vatsani sekaisin.

[The Punisher]

Men i helvete!!?? Hva gjør jeg i finland??? Vel, jeg har jo en venn her, får finne han da...

[Tervez]

I'm not a voodoo doll damn it. I'm a frigging skeleton!

[The Punisher]

Okay... LOL

[Lulu_Jane]

I'd challenge you to a rousing game of "scissors paper rock..."

[Japo]

"Okay but if I win I'll choose what we play next."

[Lulu_Jane]

*ahem* I'm hoping that it's either twister or snakes and ladders ;)

[Avelardo]

Gigitty gigitty goo!

[Lulu_Jane]

"Hmmm, you seem to end up in here alot Darl', we should get you a Frequent Flyers card..."

[TheChosen]

"Can I touch you?"

[Icewolf]

"Is this... real?" :blink:

[Lulu_Jane]

"I figured you must be getting jetlag from all those Thai-Airways flights, so I decided to take a peek at Germany - what are you going to show me first?" :)

[Mighty Midget]

Tucking myself back in after getting some nice hot coffee.

Tucking myself back in after getting some nice hot coffee.

[Lulu_Jane]

Sounds like a good plan.

Sounds like a good plan.

[Icewolf]

"If your answers wouldn't just always be so.... distracting..." :rolleyes:
"OK, let's see the north sea first. But watch it, it's pretty chilly here." ^_^

[Lulu_Jane]

"Distracting" are they? Rightio then Darl', let's go look at some heavy artillery :)

[Mighty Midget]

LOL

I forgot my own cup the first time, see

(damn this server error/disconnection plague)

[Icewolf]

I really would have liked to dwell on the artillery thing but waking up nexxt to Mighty Midget I guess we'd have a good time making silly jokes of the situation. LOL And fall out of bed because of all the laughter. :hysterical:

[Lulu_Jane]

*tickles Icewolf*

You. Shall. Not. Stop. Laughing. LOL

[Avelardo]

"If you're interested in artillery, I could show you my pack howitzer..."

[Icewolf]

"Isn't it uncomfortable to sleep with a weapon under the pillow?! Don't you get a stiff neck?"

[Mighty Midget]

Look, I don't care about your stiff whatever. Just get the hell out! LOL

[TheChosen]

"This is strange. I dont remember drinking last night. Also, I never recalled drinking in my whole life!!"

[Tervez]

I don't think I want to recall whatever happened last night. No really. Don't tell me.

[Icewolf]

But you said it was fun! We just pushed the artillery back in the garage that's all. :omg2: :whistling:

[Avelardo]

"I distinctly remember putting a round in the chamber..." :ph34r:

[Japo]

"Hey you're not The Fourth! Your the 146th! The Fourth is The Chosen (http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=13288&view=findpost&p=269429)!"

[Mighty Midget]

Give Heaven above my evil eye and say something along the line of "one more bloke in the same bed mister, and I'll come up there and rip your beard straight off. Am I making myself perfectly clear?"

[Lulu_Jane]

I would ask for hot chicken soup... I have the flu, yuck.

[Avelardo]

Fortunately, I can cook that chicken soup for you, as well as provide basic medical assistance. In addition, I specialize in massages... ;)

[Lulu_Jane]

*takes The Fourth up on the offer of medical assistance*

The only thing worse than having the flu, is having the flu in the office and having to sort out accounting paperwork :(

Thanks for the soup Dear...

[Avelardo]

Waking up to you again? I must be doing something right. Must be my "magic fingers." :whistling:

[Lulu_Jane]

Careful with those "magic fingers" Darl, the way I'm feeling today they could get broken ;) :D

[Mighty Midget]

Serves warm, slightly spicey chicken soup ingeniously attached to the end of a 30 foot pole with a cross guard for hand protection.

(the flu? that's no fun :( you just get better now. :))

[bobson]

Maybe if I'll fart, he'll go away ...

[Scatty]

Just try it, and you'll fly out the window like that one before... Wait a minute, what the ****! You'll fly anyway *grabs on the collar and trows out the window before he can utter any sound* Damn, where are they all just coming from... *lights an exotic blue-colored cigar* got to order a pest exterminator

[Grinder]

Shoot myself.









Just kidding, I'd probably wonder what happened, and try to figure out what the hell I was drinking while I'm running.

[U-Boat Commander David]

"Sie sind ein Berliner!" :bleh:

[Mighty Midget]

"Excuse me, can I borrow that baseball bat?" and bash the back of my own head repeatedly.

[Avelardo]

Oh god, it's those six months at Fort Sill all over again!!!

[gufu1992]

You lost an Arm restling match eh?

[chainsoar]

Dude, you know how I told you to stop drugging women...I didn't mean choose a different target....

[U-Boat Commander David]

ZOMG! A Terrorist on drugs in my bed!

*Runs like hell*

[Grinder]

Shiiiiiit.









And charged for pedophilia! This is so gonna crush my image.....

[U-Boat Commander David]

Can i borrow ihre Gun? Danke.. :tai:

[Danny252]

Nej, men vill du bakar god kola for min lyllasyster? Tack.

[IlyaK]

I actually did wake up with Danny252 and the first thing I did was make this post.

[Abi79]

Good mornin' dear! Let me give you a nice, sloppy kiss. :wub:

*a few seconds later*
Hmm... you've grown a beard? *opens eyes* Mighty God, what have I done? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ah!

[bobson]

Do you ever take that mask off ?

[Lulu_Jane]

I would shake your hand, introduce myself and wonder idly to myself how it had come to this - letting random strangers in my bed :unsure:

[bobson]

So, where are your eyes? Yesterday they were green and beautiful ... :blink:

[Mighty Midget]

What's with them speakers blaring out YMCA? Help me... Someone! Oh dear me! AAAARRRRGGH!

[The Punisher]

La oss see på Fleksnes og drikke litt! ^_^

[Lulu_Jane]

*rumages around under the bed for her Nordic dictionary*

[_r.u.s.s.]

^-hands the dictionary- ..no ya ne norvezhsky o_O

[Lulu_Jane]

I would be amazed my your multilingual talent, and ask for a free lesson.

[The Punisher]

Honey, its in the bathroom... X)
or look here (http://www.tritrans.net/index.html) ;)

(didnt see the two above postes cause of the slow speed of this forum! :angry: )

[The Bard]

Hmm, I'm 1000 km from home, with a guy...
Where can I find a gun in Norway...

[Mighty Midget]

A gun? Please, allow me...

[Lulu_Jane]

I would thank you muchly for the chicken soup you made awhile ago when I was ill..... And I'd apologise for attempting to rip peoples hands off whilst in my fevered state :whistling:

Then I'd probably push you out of bed, because new years eve is too much of an exciting time to be lying around in bed!

[Quintopotere]

I'm actally ill! (so no new year party tonight :wallbash: )

I look at Lulu and say: "Do you wanna excange some viruses with me? :max: "

[Lulu_Jane]

*puts on medical mask*

Not today darl, I'm trying to keep healthy for 2007 :)

[Mighty Midget]

Scream in fright by the masked face beside me... wonder what the heck happened, decide not to bother, hand over a paper party hat, put on my paper party hat, say "Happy New Year, whoever you are" and lapse back into a coma.

[The Punisher]

Happy new year! xD

[Lonely Vazdru]

It wasn't me ! I swear ! I just smoke once in a while, but I don't sell. I swear to God ! Just go away ! :unsure:

[The Punisher]

L0l, 1 \/\/1|_|_ 7|-|3 |-|4x0r Y0|_|!!!!!!!!!111110|\|30|\|30|\|30|\|30|\|3

[Mighty Midget]

"Not likely to the extreme, no..."

[_r.u.s.s.]

umm.. did we have gel? at least? http://www.abandonia.com/forum/style_emoticons/shoutbox/unsure.gif

[Icewolf]

Gel?! :blink: For what :omg2: Not for.... :tai: Uhh...!!!!

[The Punisher]

YOUR NOT A GIRL!! EHHH!!! GET AWAY!!! ARRGHH!!! NO!! MOST SLEEP!!

[Duda]

I can't believe i had that much drink... Get out! :wallbash: :angry: :sos:

[The Punisher]

So how was last night, did you enjoy what we did- OHHH HOLY muck!!! YOUR NOT A GIRL!! TWO NIGHTS!! WOAH!! I mush stop eating cows... GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS AND SAY THAT YOU RAPED ME!! >:(

[Lulu_Jane]

You seem to end up here alot... I'll have to get you a season ticket or something :)

[TheChosen]

"Do I live here?"

[Lulu_Jane]

*puts on spangled luchadore westling costume*

This is going to be fun :ok:

[Icewolf]

So you like to wrestle with boys in tight costumes?! :sneaky: Hmmm....

[Lulu_Jane]

Why's that Darl? Do you have one? :D

[Grinder]

...............wicked.

[Avelardo]

Don't say that, you're reminding me of "Children of Men"...

[U-Boat Commander David]

WAAH! WHO ARE YOU???? GTFO! LOL

[Scatty]

Hmm, what am I doing in a submarine? :huh:
It's time to kick some out of the... wait, those windows are so thick :tai:

[The Bard]

Heh, the windows aren't the only thing that's thick around here... What?!? OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A GUUUUUUUUUY...............-smack-

[Himmler]

miss, point that gun away from my behind ! THANK YOU!

[The Punisher]

( Little norwagian test here for you Himmler ;) )
Hvem er du?? Hva gjør du her!!???

[thatmexicanguy]

Wonder why I'm in bed with the Punisher, and run out of the room screaming.

[The Punisher]

Why did I just sleep with a toy...? O_O
I'm getting crazy!!! *jumps out of the window* *splat*

[win98]

Now er..
Where the heck am I. OMG Norway Must find computer must find computer

[The Punisher]

I got one, but its windows XP and not 98... So since you dont want it, I'll take it... ^^

[thatmexicanguy]

Correction: not a toy, but a chaos space marine, LOL. But you should run either way!

[Lulu_Jane]

Hmmm, Lovecraft huh?

*invokes chullthu to kindly remove the dangerous Space Marine from my bed*

[Avelardo]

*gladly takes the Space Marine's place, disregards how he ended up with Lulu, but praises Cthulu and Slaanesh both*

[CJ Marren]

Ask myself if I'm a little whorish, since the fourth guy is above me :D

[Lulu_Jane]

*sleepily rubs eyes*

I've not seen you in here before, I suppose you'll be wanting coffee too? :)

[TheChosen]

^No thankyou. I dont drink any coffee. Do you have any coke?

[U-Boat Commander David]

^I want this guys coffee, now!

[Mighty Midget]

Now, you just lower that periscope, boy. We'll have no torpedoes or sinking around here.

[_r.u.s.s.]

^periskope..eh.um.. well.. yeah, lower it

[Mighty Midget]

Great! Just absolutely bloody great! Now that I've woken up next to every single human being, I think I'll just trundle off and die a bit.

[U-Boat Commander David]

I order you to stay alive! THIS IS AN ORDER! PUT THAT ROPE AWAY! :D

By the way, where is the TV in here?

[ReamusLQ]

Oh shucks, guess he couldn't remember the safety word...

[Scatty]

Devil's shackles, now there's a zombie in my bed :wallbash:
I got enough now *grabs a huge heavy axe and hacks him apart*

[fmc83]

<-------- adds another notch in the bed post :bleh:

[Lulu_Jane]

*counts the notches in fmc83's bedpost*

Ahem, I assume the other notches are aware of this?!

[Icewolf]

Since I am in Thailand - can you give me one of those Thai-massages? I had a very tough soccer practice on yesterday...

[bobson]

Hmm, blonde, hmm, nice.

Hmm, why is he trying to punch me ??

* run away *

[Lulu_Jane]

Heh, you know it's been a rough night if you wake up next to satan in the morning ;)

[_r.u.s.s.]

great..a deformated human skull talking about satan..well they gave me nice burial chamber at least -looks around the room-

[The Punisher]

STOP PLAYING WITH THAT LIGHTER!!! AND GO BACK TO SLEEP!!

[Lulu_Jane]

*plays with the novelty skull that has just appeared in my bedroom*

[Mighty Midget]

"can I borrow your modem? I need to get to AB to reply on this forum game, see, or else I might wake up god knows where"

[U-Boat Commander David]

Great. Im here in a time-space rift wich is norway, thailand, and germany at once with crazy people who confuse the internet and reality.

Well, thats better than from where i came. LOL

[bobson]

.... please .... do not shoot .... please ....

[U-Boat Commander David]

Time to die, noob! :bleh: *Shoots*

That was mindblowing... hehehe. LOL

*sleeps again*

[The Punisher]

ARRGHHH DIE!!! *kills David with a butter knife* ARRGGHH!!!! Wait... You'r not Bush?? Who are YOU!!
Ahh, whatever... *Continues the killing*

[U-Boat Commander David]

ARG! Kutting wounds everyware! *stuns Punisher with uber-pwnerer Phaser cannon* :)

Time for a hypospray or 2... <_<

[The Punisher]

"Sing for me!" *Punish David with a welder* :max:
*goes back to sleep*

[Lulu_Jane]

*Attempts not to awaken The Punisher, for fear of punishment*

[The Punisher]

"I dont punish girls..." :ok:

[_r.u.s.s.]

you mean you d like to have some kinky fun with me?

[The Punisher]

*Kills Russ with the same butter knife I used on David*
"DIE YOU MOTHER LIGHTER DIE!!" xD

[Scatty]

There's you see someone who lost the track of a meaning of real revenge and went on a meaningless rampage. Now you better find the door by yourself or you'll have to learn something about flying :whistling: :D

[Avelardo]

It's not like you're a member of the mile-high club yourself. :ph34r:

[Icewolf]

Geez, always this spaceship-nonsense... I slept crappy in that berth! :angry:

[Avelardo]

"Revenge is a dish... best served cold, Kirk. It's very cold... in space... Kirk..." :ph34r:

[Lulu_Jane]

*turns on the electric heater*

Damn you Fourth and your cold vacuum of space!

*steals the blanket*

[The Punisher]

What am Im doing in a big mango? :blink:
I know! I gonna eat it!!

[Lulu_Jane]

*watches The Punisher go Godzilla on Bangkok*

Geeze, I've got to be more careful about who I bring home...

[Grinder]

Me too. This is happening too often.

[Icewolf]

My name is NOT Luca, I DON'T live on the second floor, so I DON'T live upstairs from you...

And you're not from a land down under!

[Mighty Midget]

Can you hear? Can you hear the thunder of this fist scoring a hit?