Sword Fight Duel [Archive]

TheChosen

01-09-2006, 08:30 AM

We had a sword fight duel before, lets do it again!

This time we will go wwith a original way.

Here's how it goes. The person will post an insult and you will have to answer it and post another insult.

Insults go like this:

Guybrush: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Pirate: Why? Did you wanted to borrow one?

NOTE: You cant use insults from Monkey Island 1 or 3.

Now lets begin:

"I have the biggest pimple i've ever seen!"

Reup

01-09-2006, 09:01 AM

Err... I don't think you're supposed to insult yourself :D

But, if you meant 'You have the biggest pimple I've ever seen!' I'd reply with,

'You obviously haven't looked in any mirrors lately then'

Otherwise I'd just say: "That's true, pimple-boy :P" tjing-tjing

Edit: And, my new insult:

"You fight like a schoolgirl on ritalin..."

Mighty Midget

01-09-2006, 11:44 AM

"well, you fight like a granny on valium"

...
"your breath smells like you got the licking habits of a dog"

#BlakhOle#

02-09-2006, 01:26 AM

I'm allergic to toothpaste. What's your excuse?

You're about as funny as a blonde telling a brunette joke

TheChosen

04-09-2006, 06:48 AM

"At least I have hair, baldie!"

"If I die, im taking you with me!!"

Mighty Midget

05-09-2006, 02:15 PM

"A guide? How nice. I bet you're an expert on losing."

"I usually don't duel with lost cases"

gufu1992

07-09-2006, 12:45 AM

You lose things? like this fight?

OMG - you're hand are made out of pixels or something?

Snake_Plissken

07-09-2006, 02:01 AM

Well, at least I've got hands... not a sleazy tentacles

You can't even hold your own short-sword...
:)

TheChosen

07-09-2006, 05:16 AM

Right, but you dont even have a sword!

You fight too slow!

#BlakhOle#

07-09-2006, 07:00 AM

Which is perfectly okay since I'm good at it.

You couldn't hit hell with a heat-seeking missile if your life depended on it.

Snake_Plissken

07-09-2006, 04:20 PM

My blade is good enough to hit anything... especially you

Whoa, are those your fingers? They look like kebabs

_r.u.s.s.

07-09-2006, 04:26 PM

Whoa is it your girlfriend? . . .

anyways you could at least have date with someone else than your cousin

gufu1992

07-09-2006, 09:11 PM

Cousin?

You couln't hit a ground if needed!

Snake_Plissken

08-09-2006, 02:42 AM

True, and I will leave hitting the ground to you...

What are you doing with that, chasing air or fighting flies ?

Mighty Midget

08-09-2006, 08:02 AM

That depends on how you define yourself

That's quite a pointy toothpick you got there waving pointlessly around. Ah, the irony.

TheChosen

08-09-2006, 08:28 AM

Speaking of weapons, where is your sword?

Nothing in this universe can save you from me!

Mighty Midget

08-09-2006, 09:06 AM

And the real universe has a couple of supprises for you.

Who taught you to fight, the Tellytubbies?

#BlakhOle#

08-09-2006, 09:10 AM

I'll have you know Lala has a black belt in karate, and Po was his sensei.

Haven't you got somewhere to go? Weight watchers maybe?

Mighty Midget

08-09-2006, 09:19 AM

You found yourself a bit light for this fight, eh?

Your blade might be true, but you're sure not for real.

gufu1992

08-09-2006, 07:13 PM

Of course! I behind yar back!

Wow - if you we're in old NES game - instead of 3 lives you would get only one!

ReamusLQ

09-09-2006, 12:34 AM

And so would you, if you ever get past "Training Mode."

Killing you will be as satisfying as popping a huge zit.

gufu1992

09-09-2006, 02:02 AM

like it I always come back!

You're weak with the sword!

ReamusLQ

09-09-2006, 06:21 AM

Then you must have the strength of a new-born kitten.

You're clothes are SO out of fashion...

Mighty Midget

09-09-2006, 11:30 AM

and you fight in a doomed fashion

Hey! You got your sword, all you need now is skills.

gufu1992

09-09-2006, 07:11 PM

Yes - I just leveled up and now will putt all 30% to Melee weapons!

You could never do the same!

#BlakhOle#

10-09-2006, 06:43 AM

That's right! I'm different, and unique! You, matey, are as normal as they come.

It appears as though everyone here has a sword, and a much smaller minority have even endevoured to find out which end you're supposed to hold. Well, you've exceeded my expectations magnificently, but that does not hide the fact the barrel of this here plasma rifle is gently nudging your temple, and my trigger finger is extremely ichy...

gufu1992

10-09-2006, 02:05 PM

It's called power armor if you don't see whats on me!

Stop trying to killl the wall!

ReamusLQ

10-09-2006, 06:12 PM

With a nickname like that, you sure bleed easily.

Don't worry about me spilling while I sip my tea...

TheChosen

11-09-2006, 06:52 AM

Instead of a sword, you bring tea. Strange....

Quit now before I'l bust you open with my special trick!

ReamusLQ

11-09-2006, 01:18 PM

I guess making your opponent laugh so hard they split at the seams is ONE way to win...

I rock, you suck. It's that simple.

Mighty Midget

12-09-2006, 09:56 AM

You fight like a pebble, and my sword will suck your blood. It's all too simple.

Hey, wait! Aren't you the one on the picture in the dictionary in the entry 'coward'?

ReamusLQ

12-09-2006, 06:55 PM

Jerry the Yellow!? I finally found my long lost twin!

Is that a tic tac in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

gufu1992

13-09-2006, 11:58 PM

I'm looking at that picture on the wall behind ya!

You will never going to defeate me with my vibrosword!

TheChosen

14-09-2006, 05:52 AM

^You have a vibrator???

"Play some Monkey Island and come back when you have learned better insults, you fool!"

#BlakhOle#

14-09-2006, 07:31 AM

What, like yours? You're so soft you can only insult my insults.

Why don't you go take a long walk offa short pier?

Mighty Midget

14-09-2006, 08:47 PM

Why don't you take a dive down from your Napoleon complex?

I ate clams more agile than you

gufu1992

16-09-2006, 04:16 PM

Hooray for the FEV!

Is you're sword soooo small - I can't see it?

Lycansya

16-09-2006, 06:54 PM

Funny how it works... the more you open your eyes, the bigger it becomes...

Come on, you should know how the dance goes, we fight, you die!

ReamusLQ

16-09-2006, 07:24 PM

<as I pull the sword from your torso> I'm sorry I broke tradition.

Your grandma put up more of a fight than you!

Lycansya

16-09-2006, 07:31 PM

Can your grandma kick yer behind too?

Did you learn to fight by a textbook, your awfully rigid...

Mighty Midget

16-09-2006, 09:03 PM

You fight like a book cover, covering, hiding and protecting.

Aw, you're so cute when you're fighting...

ReamusLQ

17-09-2006, 03:37 AM

Look at all your cute blood spilled so cutely all over my cute sword!

Look! No hands!

#BlakhOle#

17-09-2006, 03:58 AM

and no feet, no head...

Howza bout I show you the way to the pit of hell via my sword.

Mighty Midget

19-09-2006, 10:37 PM

I recon you are quite familiar with that area?

By the way you're fencing, I'd say you want to do yourself in.

ReamusLQ

21-09-2006, 06:26 AM

Right after I remove my sword from your torso.

You would look really good with a scar right about <lunges> HERE!

Mighty Midget

25-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Where? In the air? You wish I were.

C'mon! At least you could try.

Fantasy Freak

25-09-2006, 09:58 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ReamusLQ @ Sep 21 2006, 07:26 AM) 256391</div>
Right after I remove my sword from your torso.

You would look really good with a scar right about <lunges> HERE!
[/b]

Parry's with his Blade of Resonance, shattering your Sword.

Follows with a bladed boot in the crotch.

Mighty Midget

26-09-2006, 06:12 AM

^Er, I think you're supposed to answer to the insult just above you, followed by a new insult... :whistling:

TheChosen

26-09-2006, 08:02 AM

At least I have a real sword.

Your sword is just like your penis: Small.

_r.u.s.s.

26-09-2006, 02:31 PM

at least i have a penis

well your amputation isnt bad made though, but that fake breast..

gufu1992

05-10-2006, 02:37 AM

This isn't a brest human!

"You can't kill the messah" - say's Kane as he jumps out of nowhere and throws me of the battlefield(I'm alive and well)

faralar

05-10-2006, 08:31 AM

but I can kill you!

You call that a sword?

TheChosen

05-10-2006, 09:15 AM

"You call that an insult?"

"Nice shirt. You must be colour blind"

gufu1992

05-10-2006, 08:54 PM

And u r just blind!

I'm 1337 master!

faralar

06-10-2006, 07:19 AM

Is that the last year you won anything?

You will be sorry you ever came here

Mighty Midget

08-10-2006, 01:18 AM

Yes, to see your efforts is quite heart breaking.

Does your dad allow you to play with his rapier?

#BlakhOle#

08-10-2006, 01:56 AM

Of course not. I use my own.

Thats a nice sword you've got there. Some poor joke shop owner must be very upset with you.

Lulu_Jane

13-10-2006, 09:50 AM

You're right, he's worried that I might try to return you for a refund.

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You are sadly lacking in class, style and skill my good sir...

faralar

15-10-2006, 12:33 AM

and you are lacking in flash, gule and thrill.......my good sir

you're at least consequent, constantly incompetent...

Mighty Midget

15-10-2006, 12:12 PM

but then again, I realize the purpose of combat is not to hit yourself, as you consistently and quite persistently do.

My! You are incredible! As a jester!

Grinder

15-10-2006, 07:23 PM

I'm a jester? Oh noes, I must run away!!!

....hang on - you're the guy who bangs all the jesters, right? :ph34r:

Lulu_Jane

16-10-2006, 08:54 AM

I'm sorry, but no - you must have me confused with your father...

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You fight like a gimp