Sentence Game Part 2

[Red Diablo]

I will blatently steal Martins original topic to creat a new one ( :bleh: ):

So same rules, add one sentence and we see where we end up ! :ok:

Topic: One day at Abandonia.com

First one:

Kosta came back to his beloved site...

[Stroggy]

Only to find it void of life due to the terrible events described in detail in the previous Sentance Game.

[Martin]

Then he started MSN.

[Prox]

...only to find that everyone at MSN were dead...

[Red Diablo]

...except the regular users of Abandonias forums, who were hidng there.

[Maikel]

And they al had a picknick, and ate bad food. and died...

damn what a sad story :cry:

[Havell]

When they woke up they were outside the Department of Death, Manny Calavera came out and greeted them.

[Stroggy]

And they all died once more.

[Maikel]

and another time just to be sure. :Titan:

[FreeFreddy]

After some weeks of dying orgies, they became bored and thought about the next steps.

[Red Diablo]

Which they decided should be...

(thanks for ending the killing spree, Freddy :ok: )

[Stroggy]

to kill each other. ( :whistle: )

[Red Diablo]

Of course starting of with the hippie-loving Stroggy.

(you asked for it! :D )

[Stroggy]

Eventually everyone was dead once more except for one survivor... Kosta, who decided to return to his beloved site.

[Havell]

Unfortunatly this story is based in the Planescape: Torment universe where no one can die, they just wake up again in the morgue :bleh:

[Red Diablo]

Where he found Tom hiding under a pile of Smurf-carcasses... :blink:

[FreeFreddy]

But Stroggy was not among them, he was missing...

[Stroggy]

But, to Kosta's great horror, all that was left of Tom was his head, which now floated around disembodied

[FreeFreddy]

And was talking about anything without coming to stop.

[Stroggy]

This annoyed Kosta to some extent, for he did not want to hear about how some of the zombie women still 'looked fresh'.

[FreeFreddy]

So he decided to kick the head powerfully out of the window.

[Maikel]

Some kids grabbed the head, did some tricks, made 2 goals out of wooden branches, and tried to kick the ball in the goals....they called it.......soccer

[Danny252]

Kosta was then rather pleased and went to find the annoying little occasianal updater, Danny252 (me! Oh, wait... that insilts me! Or is it insalts me?)

[TheVoid]

And decided to sell him at a slave market to make some money and buy a powerful weapon from the Godsmen.

[Danny252]

The weapon had an intergrated FTKT tracking system, 2 rocket launchers, a plasma rifle, a minigun, a sniper-scope and a coffee dispenser.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But of course it didnt work because the batteries killed each other in anger over who was to be the dominant power source.

that insilts me! Or is it insalts me?
Insults.

[Maikel]

And the batteries all DIED

[Danny252]

So Kosta decided to sell the weapon and go find FreeFreddy and ask him to be his Terminator Bodyguard.

[Maikel]

Only to find out Freddy was a horribly outdated model, full of rust.

[FreeFreddy]

So he needed some repairing and polishment to become the Terminator again.

[Unknown Hero]

But even with this repairing and polishment, Freddy didn't functioned well (he didn't have SP1 installed)!

[Maikel]

He got an error message...he could send the error report to microsoft, or not...what would he do...

[Red Diablo]

He decided to keep him as a mod at the forums, he mostly just spammed anyway so noone would notice... :D

[FreeFreddy]

And as he left the forums, noone else also noticed that...

[Red Diablo]

Except the very perceptive Red Diablo, who kindly persuaded him to come back... :whip: :D

(you're not getting off the hook that easily..! :ok: )

[Maikel]

and they drank :cheers:

[Red Diablo]

And after a while Freddy :drunk: and then he :sick: all over the place

[Martin]

Some kids also drank from bottles, they called it: Getting drunk.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

This party then turned into a giant orgy of feet smelling.

[Kent Paynter]

...then they :beer: had some more and finally after several weeks of :drunk: they :sick: and :sick:

[Prox]

And out of all that :sick: emerged a deadly virus for wich only dr. Prox knew the antidote...

[FreeFreddy]

But as Dr. Prox wasn't created yet, someone needed to sacrifice himself for the good of the world.

[TheVoid]

The slave merchant was a good-hearted man, so he offered Danny252 for free.

[Caged]

who then underwent painful tests in the name of humanity

[wormpaul]

At the end Danny dies...

[Danny252]

but then, as we all know, noone can die in this story, so Danny woke up in the morgue and everyone continued pondering on how to sacrifice someone..
(Phew!)

[wormpaul]

But he lost his mind...and start thinking what his real name was...

[FreeFreddy]

Therefore Kosta decided to take Danny and lock him out deep in the Dungeons of the Unforgiven, so he should never be able to put the world in temptation again.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

There danny started eating the walls not only to escape but to keep himself from dying of starvation.

[Sebatianos]

Just then his cell phone rang and his dentist warned him, that chewing on walls can seriously injure his teeth and gums!

[Stroggy]

So he ate the cellphone

[Sebatianos]

And felt really wierd when the vibra-call made it's way down to his anus.

[Stroggy]

(Your wicked fantasies polute my pure imagination, Sebastianos)

Due to the vibra-call Danny turned into a human drill and drilled his way through the earth and out the other side.

[Sebatianos]

( :angel: Sorry :angel: , but I watched way to much South Park - you've seen the one where the teacher takes a hamster in Mr. Slave has to... :whistle: )

After he saw the sunlight again, he decided, he needs sun glasses.
(Is that clean enough?)

[Yamcha]

but he learned that the sun is aproaching to the Earth and the sun glasses wont protect him :max:

[Sebatianos]

So he got a new and improved Gopher and Sun repelant from Guybrush!

[Yamcha]

but the sun was still aproaching to the Earth

[Sebatianos]

That's why he called for HELP!!!! :help:

[Yamcha]

but the blood donners heard of the sun and decide to take and advantage so they burned all the vimpires :cry:

[Sebatianos]

And everybody was bored to death, because there were no more Dracula movies. :ranting:

[Caged]

The end?

No, next he...

[Yamcha]

they decided to make a vampire robot so there will be Dracula movies :Brain:

[Sebatianos]

But they forgot how to use the remote control for the robot and it went bazerke!
:sniper: :wall: :Titan: :rifle: :twisted: :blow: :eeeeeh: :pissed: :karate: :whip: :borg: :hammer: :smoke: :guns: :boxing: :butcher:

[FreeFreddy]

Now it was time for Robocop to appear and stop him!

[Sebatianos]

But since the vampire robot was actually a f-male... :wub:

[TheVoid]

...Robocop asked her to iron some shirts first. And to wash his steel underwear.

[Sebatianos]

But they rusted, so he got really mad. :ranting:

[Yamcha]

:sniper: And the war begans but sudenly terminator comed to stop it

[Sebatianos]

And they all lived happily ever after. :Brain:

Oh, what a nice little story.
I can't wait to have kids of my own and tell this story to them!!!

[Yamcha]

Is the story finished??NO!!!! Sudenly a group of evil scientist created a virus and the world was transformed into an army of zombies.and the boss was Nemessis :ph34r:

[Sebatianos]

But one of the zombies :sick: and after spilling out his guts, he turned into a superhero named...

[Yamcha]

:Tom: :bleh: :w00t: :D LOL

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by yamcha565656@Oct 30 2004, 11:34 AM
:Tom: :bleh: :w00t: :D LOL
:ok: Is that he's real name?

[Yamcha]

Yes, or I think so. Check the crew for information.But now back to the story :w00t:
So :Tom: used his super powers to sing the Smurfs song(Titan has it on his signature) But the song was :sick: so the zombies were dead :cheers:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Og ho i ficesxxed toit :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D




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aahaahahah LOL LOL ahaahhaa LOL

[Yamcha]

:blink:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Oct 30 2004, 02:58 PM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Og ho i ficesxxed toit :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D




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aahaahahah LOL LOL ahaahhaa LOL
Yup, you took the words right off my tonge.

And then someone had to burry the zombies!!!

[Unknown Hero]

EDIT: It was gravedigger 1945 (a friend of mine) that burried them all!

[Yamcha]

But there was an evil cast...

[Sebatianos]

Which broke all the showles, so the graves could not be closed!

[Unknown Hero]

gravedigger asked himself.....

[Sebatianos]

Just what do I have to do to a tea spoon, so it will grow up to be a showel?

[Yamcha]

And he accidently added the chemical X LOL

[Sebatianos]

Thus the Spoony-spoons were ... er ... ?cloned?, and using their incredeble superscoop power they...

[wormpaul]

Blast themself to Europa...where they land in...

[Yamcha]

Vatican to visit the Pape and pray for...

[wormpaul]

Some more sex with 3 girls ..

[Sebatianos]

... but they'll really praise the Lord, if the girls are no longer infected!

[Yamcha]

But thy was drunk so they were searching for antydot but they found that today is christmas and Jamella is closed

[Sebatianos]

So they grabbed Iron_Scarecrow and used his head to :wall:

And he doesn't know why he has ha headache!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Oct 30 2004, 02:58 PM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Og ho i ficesxxed toit :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D




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aahaahahah LOL LOL ahaahhaa LOL
I can't believe I posted that.

I wonder what I fixed.

[wormpaul]

Just go never post anymore when you`re drunk :sneaky:

But it`s funny for us :w00t:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow+Oct 31 2004, 05:51 AM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Iron_Scarecrow @ Oct 31 2004, 05:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-Iron_Scarecrow@Oct 30 2004, 02:58 PM
LOL* LOL* LOL* LOL* LOL* LOL* LOL Og ho i ficesxxed toit




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aahaahahah LOL* LOL ahaahhaa LOL
I can't believe I posted that.

I wonder what I fixed. [/b][/quote]
Well, it didn't even look so out of place on this topic! :D Well, just look at the story, and then tell me, does it look, like the rest of us made any more sense? :cheers:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

LOL LOL LOL Well I think I remember what I fixed. I think I kicked my CD drive when it was open and it wouldn't close properly, cause now it doesnt work properly.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Oct 30 2004, 05:40 PM
So they grabbed Iron_Scarecrow and used his head to :wall:

And he doesn't know why he has ha headache!
Continuing: He didnt like this very much so he didn't give them the christmas present he had gotten them.

[Sebatianos]

So they :cry: so hard, the town was flooded!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

So they moved their town to the bottom of the ocean and became Mer-people :crazy: .

[Yamcha]

But all the people learned that the world is flat..

[FreeFreddy]

And decided to go to the border of the world and jump off in mass confusion.

[wormpaul]

The only thing they saw were dark eyes and red light...

[Danny252]

They found out that this was the place called...

[Sebatianos]

Toon town, where they met Roger Rabbit!!! :bleh: :tomato:

[wormpaul]

Roger Rabbit steps up to our hero and says:

[Sebatianos]

Hey, I've got a great story to tell you, and it goes a little something like this...

(so if anyone want's to start from the top, here's the chance)

[wormpaul]

A long, long time ago there was a small boy..

[Sebatianos]

... who wanted to grow up and become a pimp.

[wormpaul]

But in his jonger years it went wrong.

[Sebatianos]

He only got pimples and got really pissed of and decided to...

(some :sniper: :rifle: :Titan: I hope)

[wormpaul]

become a hockey player.

[Sebatianos]

And as he played the finals in the African national Hockey league some terrorists kiddnaped him and...

[wormpaul]

took him to their cave to see on tv that...

[Sebatianos]

a deadly horde of mutant zombie bunnies was destroying all the free abandonware game download sites.

[Danny252]

The boy was dismayed at this, killed the terorists and went to the rather holy webpage http://www.abandonia.com/index2.php

[Sebatianos]

Where he was :kosta: by...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

No one, he did the :kosta: to us.

[Yamcha]

So he can get his Vip pass

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Which he never got cause he had no teeth (dirty punk).

[Sebatianos]

That's why he invented a time machine and decided to steal the wodden teeth of George Washington!

[Yamcha]

But some termits ate his teeths

[FreeFreddy]

So he decided to put up the steel teeth of the Terminator.

[Sebatianos]

And on one tooth there was a tiny enscription that said: "This is the only thing that lets you experiance the joy of singing and brushing your teeth at the same time"

[Iron_Scarecrow]

We keep saying HE.
Who is HE?
Does HE have a name?

I couldn't be bothered going back to find out if he does.

Continuing: He freaked out after reading this message and threw the teeth out, and decided to go and pull out everyone else's teeth so he would not be the odd one out.

[Yamcha]

And then everybody took a golden tooth like Ali-G :pimp: :pimp:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Everyone couldn't be sure whether this gold was real so they went to bite it to see if it was, but with no teeth how could they????????????

[wormpaul]

So they believed it at his words and decided to go outside for a...

[Danny252]

crazed danny252-based partaaaay!

[wormpaul]

With only some pizza slides and guy`s who are all drunk...

[Sebatianos]

...and oh course roaches (raw, boiled, stewed, grilled,...).

[Danny252]

eventually they ended the party and, after eating many fatty roaches, with their newfound fat, rolled down the hill.

[wormpaul]

Where they crash in to a big cave...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But this was no ordinary cave, it was the arsehole of a giant whale.

[Yamcha]

Actualy that was Yeti

[wormpaul]

But he decided to light a fire...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Then he decided to fart on this fire blowing everyone into the flames. LOL LOL LOL

[Sebatianos]

Except for the mutant Yeti-Whale Giant who farted and he swam off to the sunset, where...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

The sun set. LOL LOL LOL

Classic.

[Sebatianos]

And has this really bloody fight with the moon.
:blow: :boxing: :box:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But of course the sun devoured the moon and cause of this set off an amazing chemical reaction where the moon acted as a catalyst speeding up the course of the suns journey through the main sequence and ending up as a red giant withing 10 minutes and has now devoured the earth. :D

I do physics. :ok:
And chemistry. :ok:

But I don't like them.

[Sebatianos]

:ok: It's good to do those (even if you don't like them). :ok:
But I bet you never heard that:

After the Earth was devoured it travelled through the guts of the sun, until it got stuck, because Mt.Everest hooked one of the parasites living in the intestance of the SUN.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

LOL

Since the druids can use earth magic they went into the earth to protect themselves from being devoured by the sun and after sitting there for long enough they gained enough energy and power from the earth to go out into space as spirits, taking the parasites with them as slaves, moving to jupiter and starting new life. :D

The druids built Stonehenge. :ok:

Would Jupiter be inside the sun if it were a red giant?

[Kent Paynter]

after a while a ruthless space alien called "george w" attacked the druids

[Yamcha]

and the 100-year war began

[Danny252]

and ended 2 days later

[Prox]

And so the all went to lunch wich was poisoned so they just :sick: alittle more...

[Sebatianos]

and decided to feed thet lunch to the Sun, so it would spit the Earth back out!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

The sun spat too hard and the earth ended up outside the universe (impossible I know, but it's a story).

[Yamcha]

Actualy the earth went to another galaxy

[Prox]

And there it was invaded by a horde of Alien Manny clones...

[Sebatianos]

...which made a huge error by attacking the Earth, since they were only about the size of ants, and got killed, when your good friend "GUESS WHO" steped on them!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Nov 4 2004, 10:31 PM
"GUESS WHO"
Arachnotron?

This good friend then stepped on the earth. (some good friend he is)

[Sebatianos]

That's why we gave him a pat on the back (with a sledge hammer)! :evil:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

And threw him in a meat grinder.

[Ioncannon]

and was eatin by many, solving world hunger.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But now we have a new problem, World Obesity.

[Sebatianos]

Which is not really a problem, if youre not a part of this world.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But everyone is, so it is a problem.

[Sebatianos]

And to solve it, we use nuclear weapons!
:pissed:
Oops, no more Earth, no more people, no more stories???

[Yamcha]

Yes, I think is the end :cry:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

NO

But once again the druids saw this coming so they used their earth magic and went to juipter to live.


EDIT: This is one of the only things I have left to post in.

[Yamcha]

Sorry that this isn't in the topic but what is he problem with the FTP??I was trying to upload some images for Chips the scale goes to 1/3 and i get an error message? :wall:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by yamcha565656@Nov 7 2004, 01:04 PM
Sorry that this isn't in the topic but what is he problem with the FTP??I was trying to upload some images for Chips the scale goes to 1/3 and i get an error message? :wall:
I got the same problem with some other stuff.
The only really logical answer I got so far was, that we only have limited space for our uploads, so if you're uploading a bigger file, you'll get an error mesage. I already notified Kosta, but got no answer yet. Keep waiting!

Back to the story:

But they forgot that Jupiter was a gas giant and when the first smoker light up his cigarette, the whole planet blew up - no more Jupiter either (and thay say, that smoking may not kill you!)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Stop trying to end the story.


The sun wasn't happy about this so he blew up Mars.

[Ioncannon]

which cause a chain reaction destroying th universe, and causeing the Big Bang II

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Nov 7 2004, 01:34 PM
Stop trying to end the story.


The sun wasn't happy about this so he blew up Mars.
No trying to end the story - just trying to push everybody's imagination to the limit!

So the Big Bang II, like the first one, was a new begining of the whole universe and in the new begining there was...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

No time and no space, but giant mushrooms that give birth to spiders.

[Sebatianos]

And the spiders spun a cob-web in the darkness, because of the abscense of any lightsource!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

These spiderwebs were the source of light and of time and space.

[Danny252]

and were very sticky.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

And so Natural Selection was then introduced because some of the spiders were not immune ( :crazy: ) to the stickyness they got stuck and died, and the ones who were immune lived to pass on their immune genes and this species prospered.

[Sebatianos]

But their problem was, that they could not stick to the web, so they had to be rally careful when the web was tilted, not to slide off and drift into the vast nothingness of space!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But since spiders breed many at a time this was not much of a problem for the overall poulation number.

[Sebatianos]

But they lacked prey, so they went on a exploration mission in the PAST, back to the time before Big Bang II, to bring food back to the future!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Then to make things easier they took that whole universe back with them into their present time as an easy source of food.

[Sebatianos]

But this "food" was heavily armed and a Spider-Man war started!

[Ioncannon]

sadly the spiders were very small.

[Sebatianos]

So no-one could get them and (just read the signature of :Tom: , but exchange the word Smurf with the words: Small mutated non sticking spiders from the future after the Big Bang II, that brought the entire universe back to the future as a source of food - should be a cake-walk!).

[Iron_Scarecrow]

They cried long and hard.

Not the best way to fight a war I must say.

[Sebatianos]

And that was the reason they almost lost, but they used their secret weapon!

[Danny252]

ethanol and a match...

[Sebatianos]

And started a bar-b-q - lots of meat really well done!!!

[Unknown Hero]

they freezed the meat, so that they have lunch until the end of their lives!

[Sebatianos]

Which wasn't long because the very next day they met with the creator of...

[Unknown Hero]

fabulous site called abandonia

[Ioncannon]

but during the time warp, bettwen Big Band II, the blood of creatures before BBII became toxic, kill all the spiders...

[Unknown Hero]

so fabulous creator of fabulous site called abandonia felt very sad and he decided...

[Sebatianos]

to make a special site dedicated to abandoned spiders, that died in outer space!

[Unknown Hero]

the site was called abaspideronia!

[Yamcha]

and there you can download the fotos of the dead spyders

[Sebatianos]

...and use them to make young girls go EEEEEEEKK and :sick:

[Danny252]

It was soon shut down but a game called 'Death of the spiders' was created and put on abandonia, except it was called Body Count and the guy who prgrammed it got distracted while watching the UN building being taken over on TV

[Sebatianos]

So he switched the TV chanell and started watching a great movie about...


Again if anybody wants to start a new story (it would be a story inside a story of a main story) you're welcome to!

[Unknown Hero]

....beautiful girls in topless - you know, just classic documentarian movie about breeding :ph34r:

[Ioncannon]

then the guy had a spontanius compustion. God made him in charge of being death.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Death then went around killing everyone but these topless ladies, keeping them as pleasure slaves.

[Sebatianos]

But they wanted to be slaves no more, and hired a pimp :pimp: to make them all hookers!

[Yamcha]

But the :pimp: wasn't happy cuz he wasn't getting enough $$

[Sebatianos]

So he sold them back into slavery!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Then the pimp sold himself into slavery, but all the money he made out of this was taking by his master DEATH.

[Sebatianos]

Who - surprise surprise - wanted to kill them ALL!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But he couldn't because he would have been completely useless and incapable of doing anything for himself, he couldn't even kill anyone anymore he had someone else do it for him.

[Sebatianos]

hat's why he called upon 13 renegade Santa's from Iceland.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

So these fat jolly santa's laughed everyone to death, even death.

[FreeFreddy]

And finally there came the great Santa the fat Git, armed with 2 oversized magical chainguns and with the aid of the renegade Santa's he started a war against humans.

[Unknown Hero]

humans started to form military...

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But poor leadership led to mutinies....

[Sebatianos]

and they asked Randolph (Rudolphs - blue ass cousin) to lead them against Santas

[Yamcha]

But he refused

[Sebatianos]

Unlike Freddy Kruger, who could not wait to become a leader of an army - slaughtering the Santas!

[FreeFreddy]

Putting up his sharpened claw gauntlet, he swore to be the one who will stand against Santa the fat Git in the final fight!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

But Jason got there before him, slaughtering Santa with all his might.

[Sebatianos]

Unfortunately for both of them, one of the Santas was (Halloween's) Mike Myres, who started the counter attack!

[Yamcha]

Actualy he didn't start a counter atack cuz freddy and Jason had a girl fight in the mud and there is how the movie Freddy vs. Jason was born :D

[FreeFreddy]

But not before Freddy sliced Jason open and ripped him apart... :sneaky:

[Red Diablo]

...with his thong...! :D

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Then Mike joined in pounding each of their arses simultaneously.

[FreeFreddy]

Seeing such an impoliteness to his person, Freddy suddenly diappeared in a horrible stinking, senses killing cloud.

[Sebatianos]

But a little poodle sneezed and blew the cloud away and Freddy was never heard from again :whistle:

[Iron_Scarecrow]

So Jason and Mike ran away together into the mountains.

[Sebatianos]

And got married!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

And had crazy little half-demon childs with wings.