Will This Work ?

[FISHCHAIR]

Ok seeing as though a few of you would like to know what my idea was,
i shall Explain. (cough) (cough) <clears throat> Shall i Begin. right here Goes....
i was trying to start a new game about a Wacky Story, the "rules" are pretty Simple. I would start by saying something like "I was Walking down the Road and then". then the next person to read it would continue from the story above
he could say something like i got slapped in the face with a wet Kipper and then.... so the story would be
"i was walking down the road and then <next person> i got slapped by a wet kipper and then".
seeing as though i had taken this thread off for a short while, I shall Start this from near the bottom of the page

[FISHCHAIR]

The game starts near the bottom scroll away :ok:

[a1s]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GAME-CRACK @ Jun 5 2006, 09:05 PM) 234529</div>
taken off due to a lack of Responce :bleh:
[/b]

you have ADD don't you? :huh:
it's hardly been a day since you posted. Now be a dear, stop eating sugar and explain what you wanted to do. :ok:

[Playbahnosh]

^what he said.
I already explained the friend here that spamming is not a good thing. I guess we should wait out that reaction time :ok:

[IHateSeph]

Well judging from the sub-description he wanted to tell us a wacky story, which doesn't belong in Competition / Games.

But if he can tell us what he was planning, we could work on it.

Word of advice, when I started The Fun Game, it took hours before the first actual response occured, so please try to be patient. Theres other things to do while waiting for people to post here.

[Dave]

I think he only needs some friends...right? :cheekkiss:

[guesst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(David86 @ Jun 6 2006, 07:24 PM) 234842</div>
I think he only needs some friends...right? :cheekkiss:
[/b]
...in real life.

[FISHCHAIR]

guesst I Heard From A Few Of Your ex Girlfriends, and they told me, "The Inside Of Your Underpants Looks like a Racetrack Corner ? :bleh:

[#BlakhOle#]

HAHAHAhahaa...aha... <_<

[FISHCHAIR]

LET THE GAME BEGIN

I was walking Down the road and then

[a1s]

I was slapped in the face by a wet Kipling, who then

[#BlakhOle#]

Ate my banana, which then proceeded to...

[Dave]

.... :blink:

[Mighty Midget]

"With half a banana sticking out of it's mouth and that mad stare", I reasoned, "it's now tiime to...

[Tulac]

drop that banana and jump into the...

[Mighty Midget]

turbo charged pram parked at the side of...

[Tulac]

of giant eight headed monster :O

[Grinder]

So I thought "Woaaaah, I'm gonna have to....

[Tulac]

buy more baseball caps, and so I went

[Mighty Midget]

with the funny men in the funny white coats to

[Tulac]

the baseball merchandise shop and I...

[Mighty Midget]

demanded: "Hey, little baseball cap guy! I demand 500.000 baseball caps on the spot." The huge goon behind the counter...

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Tulac]

meh Vivian posted in the same time...

a file cabinet where he took out a paper and said "sign here, here and here", incidentally that paper was

[Mighty Midget]

a voucher stating "I, Babe Ruth or so they say can, according to Baseball Heaven Caps and Sundries..."

[Tulac]

fart freely when pulled by my finger and...

[FISHCHAIR]

must be bottled with the lid on tight so it can be used in the future for...

[#BlakhOle#]

population control", I looked up and

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Playbahnosh]

pen and wrote a note to the coroner saying...

[FISHCHAIR]

"Dear coroner"............ but then i was interupted by this Big huge

[Mighty Midget]

absolutely disturbingly vast Chihuahua that

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Tulac]

baseball cap, so I threw the document and...

[Mighty Midget]

started yelling "Tessie! You are the only, only, only" while the baseball bat...

[FISHCHAIR]

Pulled out this massive scary looking

[#BlakhOle#]

furby. I screamed...

[U-Boat Commander David]

Godzilla! Godzilla! Cos Godzilla Arrived at the Scene. Then...

[FISHCHAIR]

with his lazer eyes he shot at the furby, but furby mannaged to...

[#BlakhOle#]

pull out his godzilla-slayer2000, which resembled an arthritic octopus...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Then a civilian yelled LOLOMGWTFBBQM8! So..

[Tulac]

everyone was confused and...

[FISHCHAIR]

Godzilla was the most confused which made his eyes go crosseyed, with the red hot lazers still comming out of his eyes they........

[Mighty Midget]

swung inwards, frying his nostril hairs before zapping his brain, a brain that

[#BlakhOle#]

"Tastes very nice indeed" I said, licking my lips and pocketing the electric razor that had just appeared in front of my eyes...

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Mighty Midget]

put on my clever glasses-nose-moustache cloaking device,...

[#BlakhOle#]

taking care to keep my wig on, and...

[FISHCHAIR]

slowly tiptoed toward the.....

[Mighty Midget]

wax lipped rhino blocking the...

[U-Boat Commander David]

Enitre Fu*king hallway, so i had to stop. Then someone came and said...

[Mighty Midget]

"Guybrush!!!???". I knew that...

[U-Boat Commander David]

he was a Crazy game freak, who thought i was Guybrush. I knewed it dosn't pay to mess with stupid, so i Knocked him out with my fist. Then a group of stormtroopers fired thier blasters at me, saying "Don't let him get away!". I lit my lightsaber up, then...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Threw it into the lightsaber disposal bin. Next I decided to...

[FISHCHAIR]

Go to the shops, because i forgot to buy..........

[Mighty Midget]

a rubber rapier, a chicken with a pulley in the middle and...

[U-Boat Commander David]

...a new Lightsaber! But then, out of nothing...

[Mighty Midget]

came a little, curious droid with the letters R2-AMNOT with its...

[U-Boat Commander David]

anti wax lipped rhino gun, so i could finally Proceed. But all out of sudden, DARK HELMET showed up on the scene, and i had to flee to the toilet. I crawled throught the toilet window, finally i was free. But ALL OUT OF SUDDEN FIDEL CASTRO Arrived at the place outside the toilet. He...

[FISHCHAIR]

was wearing a bra with matching underware, and had this strange look in his eye. so i..

[U-Boat Commander David]

tried to ask whats wrong, but right in the moment i wantet to speak Fidel Ran away, scared by Dark Helmet who found me. He Said...

[Mighty Midget]

"Care for a cookie? Or maybe some...

[U-Boat Commander David]

Coffe? Or Both?" but then...

[Mighty Midget]

he suddenly got a grip on himself, adjusted the cloak and with much stomping of boots, signifying nothing, he

[Blizzard08]

got in the pub in Main St., but forgot his hat. So I...

[#BlakhOle#]

Got up in the middle of the pub and started singing Turning Japanesa...

[Mighty Midget]

all while a troupe of stormtroopers joined in in a sinister jenka. I think it's fair to say that...

[U-Boat Commander David]

they sung the Spaceballs song good. But then, out of nothing, Barf Crap's on the Floor. Then...

[FISHCHAIR]

This 7 foot guy slipped in it, as he picked himself up, his eyes filled with fury he....

[Blizzard08]

summoned the most feared demon of all times, ever to exist:

[Mighty Midget]

Satan Claus with his horrifying sack of...

[#BlakhOle#]

poodles.

[FISHCHAIR]

words could not Describe how ugly and fierce these........

[Bobbin Threadbare]

dogs eating pancakes were until

[Mighty Midget]

some casual passer-by said, rather casually "Woah! That's some pretty ugly and fierce poodles you got there!" before

[Blizzard08]

I said to him: "Hey you, Why don't you...

[FISHCHAIR]

stick your arms in the air, because i was about to...

[#BlakhOle#]

tickle him under the armpits. Tee-hee i thought...

[Elon Yariv]

what a silly world I live in...

[Blizzard08]

Just as I gaze upon this, a huge!, no, a most huge...

[Mighty Midget]

aw, let's face it, it was so incomprehedebly, boundlessly oversized it would make you laugh hysterically, behold the...

[FISHCHAIR]

then i forgot what i was about to say because my mobile phone rang, i was shocked to find out that it was ........

[U-Boat Commander David]

The U-Boat Commander David wich Returned from the Exile in a Country named "Suspension", and he Brought a 80% Warnlevel with Him. Then, he got totally nuts. And then, out of nothing JOHN DE FOE appered on the Scene! The Welder Himself! He Stabed and Killed Everyone with a Machete. But David Survived and Drawn his Wild West Revolver and Fired at the Welder. The Welder Fell down in the Reactor Pit. Then, David Written a Completley Stupid post in the "Wacky Story" thread at Abandonia.com, The Admins came and Thrown him down in the Reactor Pit too, everyone Cheered. But then, he Came back from the Grave, drawn his Revolver AND...

[Mighty Midget]

pulled the trigger. A small flag appeared out the nozzle that had the words "DING!" written in large, friendly letters. Everybody...

[Blizzard08]

found that amazingly funny and tried too. But little did they know that...

[Mighty Midget]

they missed the last, crucial word, written in tiny, sinister letters beneath, the dreaded word...

[heLL0]

L0L and then started to

[Blizzard08]

laugh at the poor guy who shot. But out of nowhere, appeared...

[#BlakhOle#]

Ozzy Ostrich, with darryl somers behind him on a leash...

[heLL0]

a Green Dragon dancing in a short skirt saying..

[Mighty Midget]

"Off to Bilbo's lair we go
and then the stinking rat'll know
when my green scales he beholds
he's gonna run pretty short on gold"

while Liza Minelli and a gang of...

[heLL0]

mobsters marched in and started

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Raping him until...

[Blizzard08]

The "ring ring ring" bananaphone rang, which made everybody...

[heLL0]

Run away leaving only

[Mighty Midget]

one seventh of a motorcycle dwarf gang standing, shouting "

[Icewolf]

" Macho, macho man!
I wanna be
a macho-o man!" When they ran off, leaving their cycles

[#BlakhOle#]

to rust and fall into the river of time

[Mighty Midget]

, famous for the annual river rafting Grand Prix, where the winning team is granted full retirement pensions and

[Blizzard08]

a red, pointy stick, which can be used to...

[heLL0]

constantly pick someones

[Mighty Midget]

nasty, pointy teeth, while giving an eccentric performance to the

[FISHCHAIR]

Nerve endings, i reached inside my pocket to find my...............

[#BlakhOle#]

electric razor, which i had completely forgotten about in the last few hectic hours. I remembered my mum always telling me to shave, or all the women would avoid me, so i started shaving. It wasnt till to late that i remembered that my dad never tought me to shave, and to top it all of i was a FEMALE... :omg2:

[Mighty Midget]

freak show artist: The soon-to-be-bearded lady.

[FISHCHAIR]

with no time to spare i..............

[Bobbin Threadbare]

ran to..

[heLL0]

the gun shop to pick up my already ordered...

[Mighty Midget]

ACME Roadrunner Devastator Gatling/Bazooka made...

[FISHCHAIR]

in japan, but this was no ordinary Bazooker because...

[Elon Yariv]

...it was made by immigrates not true japanise citizens. Hence it imidietly...

[Mighty Midget]

became a hit in both the Disney and manga underworld, feared for their...

[Icewolf]

huge vegetables they can shoot and the gimmick

[#BlakhOle#]

mcdonalds toys they come with

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Sharp magnetic strips of................................................ .....................

[#BlakhOle#]

magnets. "stupid mackers toys" i thought...

[heLL0]

... while slowly spilling ketchup on ...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

my huge, long...

[Icewolf]

...fried sausage I ordered at this rather strange....

[Himmler]

school that had psycho kids with...

[FISHCHAIR]

little beards and wrinkley skin, but that was not the worst thing about them. the worst thing was..

[Himmler]

they were all gay and were singing YMCA in front of the

[FISHCHAIR]

Indian Chief who was wearing a Brightly coloured..

[Himmler]

CD on his lips, turning the inocent children into some gigantic

[FISHCHAIR]

Almost Erect..

[Himmler]

strawberries armed with sugar and

[FISHCHAIR]

Big bums and bad breath they began to...

[Himmler]

transmute into perfect gems revived by some

[#BlakhOle#]

Old man, who happened to be casually passing by...

[Himmler]

a green beret rotten corpse wearing a tiny

[FISHCHAIR]

pair of high heels, but the strange thing about them was.

[#BlakhOle#]

that they weren't wearing any socks.

[Himmler]

So a zombie arrived at the scene...

[#BlakhOle#]

wondering where all the women were. Then he remembered he was a zombie and therefore wasnt supposed to be able to think. He became very confused and decided to sit down and rethink his life, erm, afterlife, without actually thinking...

[Icewolf]

...that he was already dead and thus not able to think so he...

[Himmler]

started packing his bag for his big trip to

[FISHCHAIR]

go and find a brain so he can think for himself, so he got on the bus sat down and then..

[#BlakhOle#]

exploded, for no apparent reason other than that he was thinking about donkeys at the time, which just goes to show...

[Icewolf]

... the famous rhyme: Have a donkey on your brain, and you'll have a lot of pain! :hysterical:

[Himmler]

Then descending into the abysal volcanic

[#BlakhOle#]

crater he had just shoved into the ground...

[Himmler]

full of worms devouring the putrid soil beneath the feet of the Master, also known as

[Icewolf]

... Ini Kamoze singin' "here comes the hotstepper" while

[Himmler]

I shed the cursed blood of your childlike corpse and await with possessed dedication the redeeming desire of my much praised downfall :P

[Mighty Midget]

And fall he did, while the spectators applauded loudly in praise while trying to get their eyes fixed on

[Himmler]

the torch that lit the

[Icewolf]

hair of one

[Himmler]

who no longer knew his position so he sought a mentor who told him

[#BlakhOle#]

to lighten up already, you're so damn boring...

[Himmler]

and so our quest begins, the mighty

[FISHCHAIR]

hamster with giant claws opend its mouth to show...

[#BlakhOle#]

the way to fame, glory and lots of half-naked women making erotic gestures indicating their intentions for the next 2 hours include alot of, well to be frank, you...

[Himmler]

are dead. the end ...

[FISHCHAIR]

was near, as you started floating up to heaven you hear a realy loud...

[Himmler]

dork who pretends to be Darth Vader, claiming

[Icewolf]

that the dark side of the force will be with him because

[#BlakhOle#]

hes got cookies

[FISHCHAIR]

but no ordinary cookies, these cokies had...

[U-Boat Commander David]

deadly Explosives in them. LOL

[Himmler]

And so our deadly explosive cookies

[U-Boat Commander David]

Exploded in the Mouth of the...

[Himmler]

end. but the end wasn't here for the cookies...so the plans were ruined and

[U-Boat Commander David]

Himmler put a Link in his sig Luring you to a Zombie who Eats Your Brain. But then, like

[Himmler]

no one expected, it didn't eat brains but it made him a God, gathering his followers for

[#BlakhOle#]

a massive orgy, with lots of alcoholic beverages and tiny teddy biscuits

[U-Boat Commander David]

in Nutziland. Everyone Jelled...

[Himmler]

about the state of mind of the President which

[Icewolf]

seriously talked about the silly idea

[Himmler]

of breastfeeding his pitbull

[GrimFang4]

but found that he hadn't the room for it. Then...

[U-Boat Commander David]

Some sucka...

[Himmler]

believed that he's a god when actually he was a

[U-Boat Commander David]

Fuehrer. Then he...

[#BlakhOle#]

got layed. But thats the end of that story. once apon a time...

[U-Boat Commander David]

zer was a Song...

[Icewolf]

that everyone knew but

[Himmler]

him that they were zombies which

[#BlakhOle#]

ate people, which was very cliche of them

[Himmler]

cause they were wearing wedding gowns for the

[FISHCHAIR]

the rock consert, his mother was playing in. she was the....

[Himmler]

legionare called

[FISHCHAIR]

Hairy Mary, but then all of a sudden her head Exploaded, and then.....

[Himmler]

george cracked the game

[Icewolf]

that had no sense in it because

[#BlakhOle#]

The game was indestructible :omg2: , or uncrackable, as the case may be

[FISHCHAIR]

OK "HALT"........ i think we have lost the story somewhere along the line ?

So what do you say lets start another ?? ok lets start



One morning i woke up and my eye started to........

[Himmler]

vomit in front of the carcass

[FISHCHAIR]

because my eye was the name of my dog, and he woke up to find a dead......

[Himmler]

lightsaber

[Mighty Midget]

misplaced by a absent minded toad like 'master' with nasty pointy... ears and an appetite for

[Himmler]

fat lemmings driven by

[FISHCHAIR]

anger. all of a sudden..

[Himmler]

superman cracked their heads leaving behind him a mass of

[#BlakhOle#]

Heinz BIG & CHUNKY Beef Stockpot. Everyoe was cheering, except the people who just had beef stock sauce poured in their eyes, who were jumping around crying out in pain and cursing their rotten luck

[Mighty Midget]

as well as rotten stock. This event, of course caused the stock market to

[Icewolf]

boost the beef prices. But this of course had that big disadvantage

[Mighty Midget]

that the already over-beefed up booster prices decided to disregard all laws of economics and rather

[Himmler]

yes! LOL

[Mighty Midget]

As the booster prices guffaw level increased, so started other prices to giggle, then laugh then writhing in laughing pain until

[Himmler]

no! came in the scene. Enraged

[Mighty Midget]

by the unruly prices caring for nothing but cheap thrills and poking mindless fun at maybe, who

[U-Boat Commander David]

got killed by 47 with a Fiber Wire. 47 Aquired Silent Assasin ranking, and...

[Himmler]

recorded the match with HLTV but the lag caused the demo to

[Mighty Midget]

accept unintended deaths by innocent bypassers 3 weeks after the assasin was loudly arrested charged with

[Himmler]

possesion of napkins..

[Maramil]

wich he tried to put in his shoes but already was too late because

[FISHCHAIR]

He forgot to put any shoes on. as he realised this he

[Mighty Midget]

was knocked flat out by this 7 feet goon with napkins suprisingly sticking out of his

[FISHCHAIR]

nostrils. i said to the 7 foot goon why are they stickin out of your nose, and he replied..

[Himmler]

because i got high!

[Mighty Midget]

Well, how high? I wondered out loud trying to measure him with a 10 inch ruler that I got dirt cheap at

[FISHCHAIR]

the corner shop, but as i bent down i realised he was on a pair of stilts. so i ...

[Maramil]

painted them yellow with black stripes and

[FISHCHAIR]

Quickly sanded them down so they where as thin as match sticks, and guess what happend next...

[Mighty Midget]

Shoutet a merry game host randomly passing by on his way to

[FISHCHAIR]

Empty the trash. then all of a sudden a big...

[Mighty Midget]

boisterous bimbo from Bangladesh began to bang a bunch of brown bananas brutally over Bjorn Borg's back while singing

[FISHCHAIR]

1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4, 5 banana 6 banana 7 banana more,
then..

[Mighty Midget]

as the seventh banana was swung like an unlikely Aztec Seremonial Sacrifice Dagger towards the Swede, who by now looked more like a deranged banana split, the Banglabimbo let out a cry of rage as the 8th banana failed to materialize.

[FISHCHAIR]

then i had this mad urge to go and lick all the banana, of the banana splatterd Swede!
but then rememberd, i lost my tongue a year ago in a freek accident. so i...

[Mighty Midget]

went for a lurid nibble instead. The grossed out audience now dug out their pitchforks and torches, a loud voice commanded "too ze kasztell!" and everybody

[FISHCHAIR]

started running towards me with pitchforks in the air. i froze with fear for a second but then...

[Mighty Midget]

I drew my semi-automatic pitch-fork neutralizer, and with a shakey "do you feel lucky, peasants?" that wouldn't convince a nervous wreck, I

[Himmler]

grow more immune to social sedatives. Every day the web is more transparent

[FISHCHAIR]

i took aim. with trembeling fingers, i slowly squeezed the trigger of my pitch-fork neutralizer gun
but what i hadnt realised was...

[Mighty Midget]

, what is our purpose in this universe, who are we and where did this semi-automatic come from? All sorts of strange thoughts came

[FISHCHAIR]

Running through my mind, while i was stuck in a daydream, one of the angry mob threw a pitch-fork at my head.

[Himmler]

I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High ;)

[FISHCHAIR]

:blink:

[Mighty Midget]

My rantings came to a screeching halt as an owl eyed, deeply confused, very old greek stared bewildered and deeply into my eyes, causing me to

[FISHCHAIR]

undo my trousers, and swing them around my head. now fully fixed in a trance i...

[Mighty Midget]

had no intentions, whatsoever, to resist. I shouted in a mad frenzy:

[FISHCHAIR]

of with my underpants!!! infact i want everyone to take of your underpants!!!
people just stared at first. but then one man took of his underpants, then another!
and another!!. untill the whole world was naked. i then procceded to shout...

[Mighty Midget]

"Tofu! Everybody do the Tofu! Let the Tofu begin!" and the ecstatic crowd went "Tofu! Tofu! Tofu!", louder and louder until

[Himmler]

A distant cry arise from the fathomless well that is my soul .I can not hear the words so I throw my heart in like a coin and wish that it would sink forever

[FISHCHAIR]

it got so loud, that the buildings started to shake, and the floor trembled. this was like the bigest earthquake ever. everyone was..

[Mighty Midget]

chewing. spitting, gargeling, wearing and tearing tofu like lsd crazed gorillas gone

[FISHCHAIR]

without bananas for a year. all of a sudden it went totaly dark.
i dont know why it supprised me because it was 10.30 pm. but it did!
the sky began to open and then..

[Mighty Midget]

some thundering voice suggested "close the damn door, someone. Please."

[Himmler]

so I said "we are not dead, we have never lived .... "

[FISHCHAIR]

All of a sudden i heard this loud ringing ???????????
as i opend my eyes to find the ringing noise was my alarm clock!!
it had all just been a dream.i was relieved i got out of bed got dressed and then...

[Mighty Midget]

the green rhino handed me the toothbrush which doubled as a

[Himmler]

En pat er at segja fra Hermodi at hann reid niu naetr dokkva dala ok
djupa sva at hann sa ekki fyrr en hann kom til arinnar Gjallar ok reid
a Gjallar bruna. Hon er pokd lysigulli. Modgudr er nenfd maer su er gaetir
bruarinna. (i have no idea what this means btw)

[FISHCHAIR]

wich doubled as a nose hair trimmer, i thanked the green rhino and went downstairs
only to find that...

[Mighty Midget]

sort of broke it up there, didn't you? (^looks like old norse, I'd say. Only you need the ? and the ?.)

green rhinos didn't exist, and thus I probably never brushed my teeth or trimmed my nose hairs. I felt so

[FISHCHAIR]

tired because my alarm had woke me up. so i went downstairs to find

[Mighty Midget]

GAME-CRACK !!!!!!!!! please stick to the rules............... thanks................. :bleh:

ok, back on topic

Hmmm. edited again.

the little black almighty midget leapt forward wearing a potato peel mask and a squirt gun filled with

[FISHCHAIR]

lava ? i was so supprised because it had not
melted the gun?? but then..

[Mighty Midget]

this is insane

Fast forward?

[FISHCHAIR]

the little black almighty midget leapt forward wearing a potato peel mask and a squirt gun filled with

lava ? i was so supprised because it had not
melted the gun?? but then..