Leisure Suit Larry. Copy-protection questions and answers. By Tom Henrik Aaberg for Abandonia.com Q: What color is the dotted line at the bottom of the "Whose Whom" letter? A: Navy blue Q: According to "Whose Whom in America," what kind of credit risk is Larry? A: Adequate Q: According to "Whose Whom," how old is Larry Laffer? A: 40 Q: The Palamino Ranch is available for A: Bar-mitzvahs Q: What's not allowed at the Palamino Ranch? A: Spurs Q: According to "Whose Whom," what does Larry Laffer do for a living? A: Travelling software salesman Q: According to "Whose Whom," Larry prefers his ladies' derrieres A: Yes Q: The phone number for the Palamino Ranch is A: 1-800-ZIP-DOWN Q: What kind of contest is held on Tuesdays at the Palamino Ranch? A: Canyon Yodelin' Q: According to the "Palamino Ranch" brochure, Old Faceful erupts every A: 35 minutes Q: Who is the Vice President of "Whose Whom's" Direct Male Department? A: Adolph Muhweeny Q: In the small photo next to the word "spread" in the "Palamino Ranch" brochure, a cowboy seems to be hugging A: A cow Q: What will the folks at the Palamino Ranch show the wimmenfolk to do? A: Pull taffy under the stars Q: The map directing you to the Palamino Ranch looks like A: A closeup of Baked Beans Q: The map that shows you how to get to the Palamino Ranch is A: A pile of beans Q: What do the cowgirls have at the Palamino Ranch? A: Jugs o' moonshine Q: How far is the Palamino Ranch from the Humongous Tetons? A: 5 miles Q: In the "Palamino Ranch" brochure, the gal sittin' 'round the campfire is playing a A: Guitar Q: What color is the border on top of the "Palamino Ranch" brochure? A: Blue-gray Q: What taste treat is pictured to the left of the frankfurters in the "Palamino Ranch" brochure? A: Tacos Q: Which of the following is NOT one of the activities at the Palamino Ranch? A: Cattle rustlin' Q: How does the Vice President of "Whose Whom's" Direct Male Department sign his name? A: Enthusiastically Q: The Vice President of "Whose Whom's" Direct Male Department signs his name with a A: Red fine-tip pen Q: Getting to the Palamino Ranch is easier than A: Pickin' off a saddlesore Q: According to "Whose Whom," how well-endowed does Larry prefer his women? A: Petite blossoms or Medium handfuls Q: Which of his credit cards does "Whose Whom" want Larry to use? A: None Q: What color is the line under the letterhead of the "Whose Whom" letter? A: Red Q: According to "Whose Whom," what kind of hair does Larry prefer his women to have? A: Clean Q: According to "Whose Whom," how tall is Larry Laffer? A: Five feet, five inches Q: "Whose Whom" thinks Larry and men like him are A: Fabulouso, studly, sensitive Q: The address on the back of the "Whose Whom" letter is A: Invisible Q: Whose address appears at the bottomof the "Whose Whom" brochure? A: Sierra On-Line's Q: According to "Whose Whom," what lenght legs does Larry prefer his women to have? A: Any lenght Q: According to the "Palamino Ranch" brochure, where can you see oozing paint pots year 'round? A: Carla's Bad Caverns Q: The man on the cover of the Palamino Ranch brochure is about to A: Draw Q: The man in the little picture above the word "Activities" in the "Palamino Ranch" brochure is saddling up a A: Fence Q: The offices of "Whose Whom" are located in A: Salt Lick City Q: What's for lunch at the Palamino Ranch? A: Cornbread and chili Q: What is the color of the sunset behind the cowboy riding the bucking bronco beneath the word "tenderfoot" on the "Palamino Ranch" brochure? A: Salmon