"Hello, I am a caveman. It is not easy to live a long life nowadays, and because of that, people are forgotten quite quickly, which is the reason why I am writing this journal. I hope you will not get bored reading it!"
"There is not much to do here, so most of the time I am just sitting on a tree or sleeping. Sometimes I get hungry and I need to go find something to eat when that happens. I like to travel to find food as many interesting things happen during these times, but I do not like being hungry!"
"I have visited many, many places in my life: I have been in the mountains and in the forest, and I have even traveled to a distant land covered in snow and walked through a volcano. Do not go to a volcano kids, this is a really dangerous place and it is really hot inside there!"
"When my stomach is full, I am full of energy and I feel like I could beat up a really big dinosaur. When I feel like that I go to an arena, a place where I fight really BIG monsters for my life. Because of their size, it is not that easy and I need to use my brain to find their weak spot, but when I do, I hit them like a madman."
"The arena fights are not the only fights I have. On every journey I go on, I meet many dangerous creatures like bears and dinosaurs, but that is not all! In every place I've been there are different creatures: snakes in the jungle, penguins in a snowy area, and funny men inside a volcano - after hitting them their head goes inside their body. You do not know why I hit these animals? They could eat me, so I have to defend myself! I also do not like sharp plants and bushes - these hurt my feet. There are more things I dislike: monkeys and snowmen, as they are always hiding behind trees and throwing things at me."
"It is fun to walk inside caves as I can find food in almost every one. I do not know why other people leave their food inside without protection, but stealing it is an easy way to eat. If you notice a sign inside a cave, do not walk through another exit as it can take you to places you have already seen, and that is boring."
"Sometimes a scary person shows up. He disappears quickly - that is the most horrifying thing - but sometimes I manage to hit him before he does, and something always falls out of his pocket. These are useful things, like a hammer, or a thing that goes boom. I do not like that guy."
"Did I write something about music I like? There is a tune I have in my head and I hum it during my travels: lalalala lalalala. This melody is really nice. The places I visit are also very pretty. Now I think I am an artist as I like pretty places and good music. It is really fun to travel, hit dinosaurs, and collect food. I hope one day you will try it and see how good it is!"