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The title says it all, does it not?
You awake in your pajamas inside a cotton candy machine - when was the last time that happened to you? To escape, you must grab the stick, after which you appear at a fair. But be careful: Somewhere out there, there's a giant bee after you. However, this bee is nothing compared to the greatest villain I ever saw – the girl with a knife. How I hated that little brat... Was I glad to see her get served to the soccer ball. If that's not weird enough for you, I don't know what is! And just to satisfy your need for weirdness, you'll also meet some living dildo statues (which you must beat with a fish) hopping around the desert...
So the game does justice to its title, but will you like it?
I did. It deserves a 4 in my opinion.
The part I like most is the atmospheric music which really lets you smell that cotton candy. Not to mention that none of the things really kill you – you're just so frightened that your heart rate goes out of control – and you die. You will be brought back to life on an operating table a couple of times, but once your doctors’ get lazy, you are gone for good. Then you have to start again from the beginning. Have fun at the fair!